Feb 29
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“Gwyneth Paltrow is going to close her eyes and sing in a movie again” links

Would you watch a movie with Gwyneth, Beyonce, Reese Witherspoon & Cameron Diaz? Where they all play singers? [OMG Blog]
Jean Dujardin waves his Oscar around in France. [A Socialite Life]
I swear, Taylor Kitsch looks different in every photo set. [LaineyGossip]
Natalie Portman‘s jeweler says Natalie & Benjamin are married. [Dlisted]
Blake Lively on the set of Gossip Girl. [Pop Sugar]
Chelsea Handler‘s minion discusses Brad Pitt‘s sex life. [Celebuzz]
The Evolution of A Crack-Face. [Pajiba]
Steve Martin hates Gwyneth Paltrow: FACT. [Gawker]
Dianna Agron‘s dress is… super-cute? How did that happen? [Go Fug Yourself]
Olivia Wilde‘s left boob speaks! [The Blemish]
Oh, I had forgotten about Natalie Portman‘s baby-daddy drama. [IDLITW]
Look at the Cracken‘s face. Just look. [Evil Beet]
Poor Busy Phillips. She‘s exhausted after Michelle‘s drama. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Madonna pretends to not even know who Joe Francis is. [PopBytes]
Jessica Alba is following the striped trend. [Moe Jackson]
Rachel Bilson is judgy. [Amy Grindhouse]
Rush Limbaugh hates women, is an asswipe. [The Frisky]

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- Heidi Klum is a rock singer now [Crazy Days and Nights]
- Heidi Klum never gets it right [Go Fug Yourself]
- Lots of gorgeous photos of Tom Hardy [Lainey Gossip]
- Kate Moss is wasted [D-Listed]
- Marvel creates superhero for boy with a hearing aid! [Jezebel]
- Daniel Radcliffe wants a superhero movie [Evil Beet]
- Cool photo of couple marrying - with tornado in background [Fark]
- The best onscreen wedding parties [Buzzsugar]
- Men in Black III review [Pajiba]
- Obama bogarts the weed [Gawker]

35 Responses to ““Gwyneth Paltrow is going to close her eyes and sing in a movie again” links”

  1. obvious says:

    Any love for Davy Jones? It’s being reported he died of a heart attack this morning. =( R.I.P

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  2. Marjalane says:

    I worshipped Davy Jones and was devastated when I realized I was about 4 inches taller than him! God bless.

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  3. Camille (The original) says:

    No, no I wouldn’t watch a movie with those actresses in it. No doubt the film will be a train wreck.

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  4. shontay says:

    Wow. That Rachel Bilson link. Slut shaming in full effect.

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  5. brin says:

    Wow, I looked at the picture of Crackie and didn’t turn to stone.

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  6. Rita says:

    Davy has taken “The Last Train to Clarksville” where he’ll spend another “Pleasent Valley Sunday”. RIP Davy Jones

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  7. Agnes says:

    no, i wouldn’t watch that even if i was paid to do it (unless it was more than $100? haha). and check out this goop story, it’s hilarious.
    http://dlisted.com/2012/02/29/steve-martin-my-hero

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  8. original kate says:

    goop really cannot sing.

    so…no.

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  9. Amanda says:

    They’re an insult to real musicians who spend years honing their craft. It’s like they think, “Well, I can get up on a stage and talk, so why should singing on a stage be any different?”

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  10. Newtsgal says:

    Would one of you sweet ladies please come over to my home and help me pour this cement into my ears so I won’t have to listen to that crap?

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  11. BELLA says:

    When did Chris Martin dump her?

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  12. Lizzie says:

    Would you watch a movie with Gwyneth, Beyonce, Reese Witherspoon & Cameron Diaz?

    No.

    Where they all play singers?

    Hell no.

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  13. lisa says:

    I have always wondered why with GP being such “great friends” with Bey and Jay she and either of them have not worked musically together. GP said how she got great advice and all but don’t know why Jay won’t snatch her up and help her. I know Chris won’t. Plus GP said at one point that she was working or contemplation an album.. I may have heard it wrong.

    well not sure how this will do at the BO.

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  14. Jover says:

    First RIP Davey; they played in my area last summer drew a nice crowd; how many of today’s pop tarts – swifty, lady xerox, etc. will be drawing crowds 20/30 yrs from now – Thank you Amanda my thoughts alos, as for the pic, no, no, triple no; goopy is a bored rich chick that has really nothing to do but inflict her talentless tedium on everyone; and since when is bouncy an actress – this pic will make SATC 2 look like Othello.

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  15. anytime says:

    lol and this is why steve martin is the man!

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