LeAnn Rimes is on vacation again: “it’s LOVE when you can endure what we have”

I feel like LeAnn Rimes is responding directly to me. Yesterday, I discussed how LeAnn and Eddie Cibrian had renewed their vows a few days ago, and I expressed surprise and disappointment that LeAnn hadn’t tweeted about it on and on and on, with photos. Well, LeAnn and Eddie headed to Mexico on Saturday, and LeAnn ended up tweeting the above photo (the header photo) with the message “HEAVEN”. Bedhead thinks she’s referring to her own ass as “heaven” but it’s probably the view, right? Right. Anyway, you can see tons of photos from LeAnn’s bikini extravaganza here, at The Mail. LeAnn changed bikinis several times so that the paparazzi would keep shooting her all day, every day.

LeAnn also got back on Twitter and started going on and on about renewing her vows and how Eddie wouldn’t stop talking about her beauty. For real! She tweeted, “Renewed our vows today….it’s incredible to thank each other for the past year as husband and wife. Here’s to another great year! Couldn’t stop crying while renewing our vows.” Crying because she’s so emotional? Or crying because she’s legally tied to a cheating d-bag? Of course not. Because LeAnn won the home wrecking lottery, right? And everyone she interacts with tells her so. She also tweeted, “Nothing like running by two beautiful women on the beach who stop you to compliment you on your body. So NICE!!!!!” Did that really happen? Some other tweets… LeAnn telling one of her followers, “…it’s LOVE when you can endure what we have.” OMG, they have to ENDURE so much, y’all!

She was also tweeting about how Eddie compliments her all the time: “There’s nothing better that hearing your husband compliment you…. Yes, and I get them daily, but last night and today I have been showered with compliments :) He says and does so many sweet things all the time. I adore him… BEYOND….WOW the things that have been said and proven to me….I’m a lucky woman.” I don’t even know at this point.

Oh, and LeAnn has been changing out the photos on her Twitter over the past month. I think this photo is new:

Old photos of LeAnn in a bikini from January:

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet, LeAnn‘s Twitter.

 

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  1. Monie says:

    Men without jobs better compliment their marks…I mean bread-winning wives. Duh!

  2. beclove says:

    Get off Twitter. Go get help. Good Lord!

    • dorothy says:

      Best post today. Agree 100%

    • MW says:

      Seriously. I’ve tried to give her and EC the benefit of the doubt, thinking maybe their prior relationships were just more horrible than we knew, but these conceited remarks are just inexcusable. No one with any kind of humility, substance or sanity would ever talk about themselves in those terms. She needs to knock off the Twitter, go see a shrink long-term, and then do something useful with her life. She also needs to comprehend what “lucky” is, what some people have to “endure”, and a learn little about grace and humility. PS: Her husband must be one hell of an actor to be able to stomach her “me, me, me” crap 24/7. What a waste of someone that could have made a difference.

  3. Blue says:

    This woman slays me with her crazy. Seriously who says and does this stuff. I’d like to quiz her on what “sweet things” Ediot says and does for her.

  4. Jazzmin says:

    The first picture on top where she has her back to the camera giving us a tortured view of her stretch marked filled behind? is the same pose Brandi Glanville took when she tweeted pics of herself and her boys on vacay two weeks ago. I posted the SWFing on my Twitter 221Jazz. Leann Rimes is such a trashy/stalker/psycho bitch.

    • Zelda says:

      Who poses like that when hanging out with their kids?
      Who poses like that at all?
      These people are all pieces of work…

    • Jano1981 says:

      Not to mention the fact that that is the worst angle and pose for her body shape since she clearly wants to be rail thin. Her shoulders look ginormous! she looks like an arrow pointing down.

    • Jaxx says:

      I can’t look at her behind without remembering that picture where Eddie had one cheek scrunched up in his hand. he could fold the whole cheek until it was an inch wide. Abolutely no muscle in that behind at all. Just skin hanging there. Doesn’t bode well for the future of her beloved behind. One day it will be hanging to her knees. Stretch marks and all.

      • Brigitte says:

        I think she looks pretty. “Stretch marks and all”. She gained a little weight. She can’t help her narrow hips. I’ve had 3 kids and my hips are still narrow and kinda boyish. It’s just my shape. This woman has not even had any children yet. Should she have a big childbirthin’ pear shape with matching saddlebags?

      • Zelda says:

        I don’t know a single woman without stretchmarks. I actually know a fair number of men with them, too. Puberty sucks.

        So lets lay off the thing that most of us definitely have.

        Except Brandi. I hear Brandi doesn’t have stretch marks becuase she is such a supergenius that she invented magic to make them diappear. True story.

      • blouson says:

        I stress this is not noasting…I have MANY flaws and am no world-class-in-Leaan Rimes’-head class beauty but I am 41, have three children and do not have any stretch marks at all. My sister has no stretch marks either. I didn’t even realise they were common. So I think its just another genetic lottery thing.

        My 2cents worth? Don’t like Rimes at all, but I like her athletic figure. Why do all women have to have hips? Its as nice as any other female variation in my book…

    • claire says:

      Wow. Amazing leap in logic there.

    • kiyoshigirl says:

      I know! Yesterday she was breathing, taking air in and out. Just. Like. Brandi! Can you believe it? I heard she walks with one foot in front of the other too! Just. Like. Brandi.

      Seriously? This yit is getting old. Time to move on. They have.

    • Sophie says:

      I’m just waiting for the day when she gets butt implants. You know it’s coming.

    • Jennifer12 says:

      As long as there’s proof of the stalking, it should be noted and addressed. It’s just as sick to stalk someone if you’re famous as if you’re a no one. LeAnn clearly thinks of Brandi as prey. It’s sick and God forbid anything bad goes down, there’s a load of proof. LeAnn’s behavior is sick and not even close to normal.

    • Jennifer12 says:

      And, no, LeAnn hasn’t “moved on”, as someone said. Imagine how Brandi feels, knowing her every move is watched and copied. There’s a lot of photographic evidence. If LeAnn had moved on, she wouldn’t still be stalking Brandi’s every move. As several bloggers have said, LeAnn would clearly like it if Brandi just disappeared.

    • Jaariel says:

      I’m a little shocked @ the amt of STRETCH marks on her boobs & flanks…I mean, for someone so taken by her own natural beauty, that is

  5. autumndaze says:

    Gah. Where to begin?
    Nothing like spending your romantic holidays in the company of a paid professional photographer.
    What is her damage?

  6. Heidi says:

    I fear for Brandi’s children. I really do!

  7. marie says:

    why, oh why did you have to lead with that photo? now I can never un-see it. and he’s showering her with compliments in hopes he’ll get something better than a watch for his anniversary..

  8. Stonegoddess says:

    In the new picture (2nd one, w/ her & Ediot), she looks like she has a mustache. Maybe she should have borrowed a razor before taking this picture.

    She is beyond disgusting. Anyone that has to declare their love and devotion so publicly is obviously insecure.

    What a pair of losers.

  9. Lisa says:

    She talks more to her twitter account than to her husband.

    • claire says:

      Gawd, that’s so true. I really question how much someone is enjoying themselves, when they’re posting twice a minute on twitter how much they’re enjoying themselves, for the entire freaking day.

      I remember last year on Thanksgiving when she was going on and on how awesome a holiday she was having with both their parents and the boys….yet, she was posting to twitter every 10 seconds the entire day, conversing with strangers, from morning to night. I think someone posted that she tweeted over 200 times that day.

      It’s hilarious. She has soooooo little self-awareness. Funny to watch, though.

  10. some bitch says:

    So… she’s a singer or something, right? What does she do again besides tweeting and running around in fug bikinis?

  11. SRT says:

    in the public bathroom with bare feet. I can’t get over the grossness.

  12. brin says:

    I agree with all the above and probably all that will follow. This is a true American Horror Story.

  13. Trillion says:

    Lots of people just never progress past junior high. Now that twitter exists, we’re now more aware of just how many of these people are out there.

  14. MorticiansDoItDeader says:

    She looks like a twink from behind.

  15. Katie says:

    When are these two NOT on a vacation? Geezes.

  16. Jaded says:

    You just know, in your heart of hearts, that this is all going to backfire in the most spectacular douchey way possible a year or so down the road. Pride goeth before a fall

    • DrM says:

      I tend to agree Jaded…I just can’t help thinking that when you are truly happy in your life you don’t need to keep justifying to everyone HOW happy you are..and why and how…all the time…every day….ad nauseum LOL.

  17. lower-case deb says:

    the picture with her in her chevron-y bikini: are those scratch marks over her boobs?

    and those “pap pictures” in the Daily Mail article, looks very clear. either the paps invest in some really long telephoto or they’re really close. i mean, even the JoliePitt galapagos pictures are grainy or at least made with an effort to look grainy/distant/amateurish.

    these pictures of Mr & Mrs Rimes are almost pro, pre-wedding type photos people take.

    ahem. okay. so this is a vow-renewal type photos people take.

    btw, the picture captioned “Careful: The couple try not to get their feet nipped by the creatures”, looks more like it should have been captioned “Ooooh look. Shinyyyy”

    • cowgirl27 says:

      No those aren’t scratches on her boobs, those are stretchmarks …they are on her boobs, on her back, her butt…all over…it makes me question what kind of people would stop her on the beach to compliment her on her body. I guess it is nice from a distance, it is lean, and fat free, but man…what about those massive stretch marks all over??

  18. Embee says:

    She is a perfect example of the whole being less than the sum of its parts.

  19. I.want.shoes says:

    Sounds like she is trying to convince herself (about her body, her relationship, his devotion, etc.) more than she is trying to convince everyone else.

  20. Frayed_Edges says:

    She won’t stop protesting how amazing her relationship with Eddie is, as if that’s going to make everyone forget about how she’s a homewrecker. It’s like people that PDA way too much in public as some kind of informative way of telling everyone how wonderful their relationship is. Get over yourself.

  21. Katren says:

    Does she seriously not have a single pair of bikini bottoms that cover her ass??

    She’s just f–king ridiculous in the worst way

  22. stinky says:

    KEEP TELLIN YOURSELF THAT, SQUINTY.

  23. Rita says:

    Yes, it has to be true love when one brings along their own photog for their first anniversary. Soooo intimate.

    LeAnn’s routine has gotten so very boring long ago as did her music.

    My favorite part in all this is Eddie’s complete emasculation. Give the guy a drink and he’s good for another week of making a fool of himself.

    Okay, since LeAnn obviously reads this thread, let’s see if she will spice it up a bit and dress Eddie in a micro-Speedo (or as my niece calls them “Weenie Wraps”).

    Come on LeAnn, make your “man” dance. I’ve got a dollar right here.

  24. beclove says:

    Gah- those DM pics are hilarious yet unsettling to the stomach- causing a feeling similar to one I have when my dog farts. (Sorry for the overshare).

    Ed looks like a freaking gigolo/man ho. Douche Bigalow?

  25. Agnes says:

    don’t you have to do something in order to take a vacation from it? ha!

  26. elaine says:

    that photo from behind, she looks like an adolescent boy. same shape. course as has been said many times, she looks like the grinch. course it’s still hard to get the pictures of her picking her nose out of a persons head. She truly does have the mentality of an immature,selfish and self-centered twit. Who brags on themselves by repeating on twitter about a compliment she supposedly got when she was on the beach from 2 BEAUTIFUL women telling her how beautiful she is. The sun must have been in their eyes and they were looking at Mr. rimes

  27. Kristen says:

    Why is she so attention starved? Tweeting photos of her back side hanging out of her bikini. Paying a pap to follow you and your supposed “love” around while you are celebrating you one year anniversary makes you look like you are more concerned with public opinion that you should be. Shouldn’t a couple who are supposedly so in love want to steal away to some place where they could have total privacy? It is possible. Celebs do it all of the time. Of course, those celebs aren’t doing a bikini change every hour or hiring their own personal paparazzi to take completely unnatural looking, staged photos. No wonder Eddie can’t get a job. His acting sucks. She is clinging onto him for dear life and he is clinging onto his cocktail. How long is LeAnn going to continue this garbage? These two have endured nothing. Constant vacations, free time spent stalking and taunting the ex, staging photo ops with the kids and cancelling concerts rather than chance him being alone with other women. Gee, guess they are really in it for the long haul. He has been by her side her through her fake illnesses, so I guess that’s something.

  28. Nev says:

    she does not sound happy at all.
    too much.
    don’t cheat or take/pursue other people’s partners…never works…scary.

    • NerdMomma says:

      Agree. When I think about it, I genuinely can’t imagine being attracted to a married man with two kids. I’ve been flirted with/hit on by married men before, and all I think is, “Creepy!” Now in my late 30′s, I’ve had numerous friends go through this scenario, and that 2nd marriage always ends pretty quickly.

      • Candyland says:

        I got a friend who did this. Now she’s entering the phase where her husband left last wife. New baby, super busy, lotsa commitments, no time for each other. I’m worrying he’s gonna do it again. That’s just how it happened last time.

  29. danielle says:

    I always liked her as a singer. If it weren’t for her twitter, I wouldn’t know what a nutball she really is. She is her own worst enemy!

  30. Dee says:

    Did she not hear the tale of the crow and the fox? Click here for those of u that dont know it: http://www.eastoftheweb.com/short-stories/UBooks/FoxCrow.shtml

    The moral of the story been “do not trust flatterers”

  31. char says:

    Ye gad, she has bad stretch marks on her butt and on the inside of her thigh you can see lipo scar. she really needs to cover up her totally fugly self and find something else to do

  32. NerdMomma says:

    I agree with Bedhead. I think she’s pretending to call the view of the ocean Heaven, with the not-so-subtle invitation to apply it to her ass. Which numerous middle-aged gentlemen on Twitter were happy to do. It’s like setting up a joke, you know? The comeback is obvious. “Yeah, and the beach looks pretty good too!” Gross, gross, gross. Why am I looking at her Twitter???

  33. mymy says:

    So she thinks she looks good now. Her proof to herself is Eddie being with her. She is becoming severely mentally ill.
    These tweets and pictures are beyond proof. She validates herself with them. It is proof to her that this great love is real. It is not. Eddie is a narcissist and Leann is an inverted narcissist.
    She is very unsure of herself and her looks. It will end when her money runs out. And by the looks of it. It will happen sooner than later.

  34. Rita says:

    Celebitchy is spoofing us with that top picture. It’s not LeAnn. It’s Axl Rose from the group Guns and Roses. Here are some of their songs:

    Back Off Biatch
    Bad Obsession
    Dead Horse
    Dust N’ Bones
    Hair of the Dog
    You Ain’t the First
    Sympathy for the Devil

    Yup, Eddie Cibrian married Axl Rose. Wonder if he’s figured that out yet?

  35. Franny says:

    I think the pictures at the DailyMail are the best I’ve seen of her. She actually looks really great. Now if she would just shut up…

  36. Lady D says:

    Leann- your face is a lizard with line backer shoulders. Of course EC is going to “compliment” you. Your are bread winner and he has nothing. Of course he HAS to make you feel somewhat attractive. I’m sure he spoke the same compliments to SMJ and Brandi…. The only difference YOU THE MONEY.

  37. Dimebox says:

    Don’t feel so threatened LeAnn, no one else wants him, or can afford him! And if your husband really complimented you constantly, you wouldn’t need to get affirmations from your equally delusional Twitter followers.

  38. may says:

    These two are such publicity hounds!!!

  39. Handlemybusiness says:

    Did this woman tweet this much when she was married to her first husband? She gifts the public with TMI.

  40. Stubbylove says:

    Everything about this stupid bitch makes me want to smack her in the crotch.

  41. Jayna says:

    She looks cute in the new photos, cute figure with a few more pounds on her.

    Other than that, hiring a pap and posing for in such photos at such desperate angles like the ass shot is so pathetic. It isn’t a magazine layout. It’s LeAnn looking D lister acting like Heidi and Spencer, doing these self-promotion beach shots. There are just no words for how bizarre this is for someone who is a country music singer and tring to get little acting gigs. Posing months and months on the beach for paps to get into some Internet sites is pitiful. Eddie is older than her and should have been an influence maturitywise. Sadly, he like the bucks to sell photos to live on and bizarrely I actually think he believes this will help his career.

    LeAnn goes on ad nauseum about their marriage on twitter, etc. He never says a word. LOL

  42. Theresa says:

    What I particularly love about this whole scenario is that the harder she tries for validation the less she gets, which makes her try even harder which results in more and more criticism. The only way this is going to end is with her in an institution for a complete mental breakdown. This is textbook vicious circle; fight the haters, they hate you more, fight them harder, they hate you more, etc etc…

    There is no way they even know what it is to be happy for the sake of happiness. It is just a matter of time before Eddie sucks her dry financially and takes off running!

  43. thetruthhurts says:

    It’s hilarious that she has no clue we all think her husband is gross, no real woman who can actually get a real man would want him.

  44. dorothy says:

    Of course compliments her, you don’t bite the hand that feeds you.

  45. Lisa says:

    I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: considering the source, I doubt she gets as many free compliments as she claims, nasty or otherwise. Just because she tweets everything but her bowel movements (and Leanne, if you’re reading this: no pics, plz.) Two dogs probably barked in her general direction and she took a bow.

  46. Heidi says:

    Hasn’t Eddie cheated on other girlfriends before he hooked up with Brandi? Does anyone know about his prior long-term relationship(maybe even engagement) to a co-star named Julianne Morris? I read he broke her heart. One can only assume it was because he cheated on her as well. Brandi was kind calling him ‘the world’s biggest douche’.

  47. Jenna says:

    How do women wear that type of bikini? I’m not uber body shy (not some overwhelming hottie bragging here – work backstage long enough and have to help and do your own quick changes, you get pretty blind to the human form naked. Granted, that’s different then ‘nekkid’ which still makes me shy) but I swear, what she wears would turn me into a constantly tugging at my knickers 4-year old in about 30 seconds. No matter how perfect the body – when your ass eats your suit, go up a size.

    What? Ya’ll wanted relevant? With the nit this article is about, just isn’t happening. She isn’t going away, best thing to do is cultivate ambivalence. Less risk of acquiring an ulcer.

    • Kristen says:

      Beyond the body conscious thing, her suits all seem to be sort of bunched up and shoved up her butt. It looks like it would be so uncomfortable and does look like they are too small a size rather then just lacking in fabric. You are dead on with the fact she isn’t going away anything soon. I guess we all need to sit back an enjoy the ride or turn away from the train wreck.

  48. Jano1981 says:

    OK – here goes. Leann is a prime example of people not dressing for their body type/shape. I personally don’t much care about this for myself or people who think like i do. I will wear anything clean, matching and in season being a stay at home mom of 2 little kids. But lets look at her she clearly fancies herself a hottie. Dressing for your shape isn’t just something bigger ladies shoud do. Look at those shoulders!!! Look at that 13 year old boy body from the ribs down!!! If that were my body and I cared as much as this crazy does about looking “hot” (lmao) then I would have a billion boy short bottoms to make my bottom half look wider and more womanly. Or better yet not wear a bikini all the time. Why doesn’t she get a stylist and just stop shopping for herself??

  49. Natasha says:

    Reading her tweets, my head just effing imploded. The woman is clinically nuts-a-rama.

  50. lil ole me says:

    What have they “endured”? Did someone cheat, lie, or stalk THEM??? Everything they have “endured” they have brought upon themselves.
    Man I thought it was IMPOSSIBLE for these two to step up their fame whore game….. Now they are at Heidi and Spencer level 10 on the fame whore scale. It’s so weird that they have NO SHAME OR SELF AWARENESS HOW UTTERLY TRAGIC AND RIDICULOUS THEY MAKE THEMSELVES LOOK. I’d be embarrassed to leave the house if I did HALF of these stunt queen moves.
    We get it Leann: You’re in love, Eddie loves you- NOT Brandi, you are beautiful (even more so than that model Brandi), you have the perfect marriage and Eddie is all yours. Right. We get it. We still aren’t jealous, and your not fooling anyone. Not all of us are as simple minded as your fans.

  51. gamblea says:

    Her arms are two different lengths in the first picture, creepy gross.

  52. Helen R.S. says:

    Her swimsuits look so crazy uncomfortable, are they supposed to always look like she has a wedgie or is that for the paps?

  53. skuddles says:

    Just when you think your eyes are safe from her my-ass-is-eating-my-bikini pics…. :O

  54. Jennifer says:

    She is so delusional that it’s both comedic and entertaining. What a fake appearance and fake personality. Keep twittering and being narcissistic Leann-you’re never going to get back to the once promising career you might have had. But, of course, that doesn’t matter does it? All that matters is Eddie-a good looking guy who cheated on his ex-wife and his family. Just like Charlie Sheen said, “WINNING!” ;)

  55. Life of Brian says:

    Is anyone ever with her because they like her- and not because they are trying to bilk her out of her money or because she is paying them to? Seems the reason everyone around her is with her is because they are financially invested to be there. Must be a sad life being other people’s cash cow. ie: The ex wife (child support), the husband, the “friends”, family members, etc.

    As for her dissing Britney Spears: She COULDN’T just compliment her could she? Notice in the interview she never really complemented her? As if it WOULD KILL HER to just say “yeah Britney would be a great addition to the X Factor”. Leann, LOTS of other women vocalists can sing as good if not BETTER honey. GET OVER YOURSELF

    • Jayna says:

      Spare me. I love Brit but she doesn’t sing one live note in concert and barely dances a anymore and gives the same two-sentence remarks about her new albums. Just says, it’s fun, cool music. How is she going to be a judge and mentor when she can’t sing a note live. LeAnn did say Brit would bring certain strengths to the panel.

      But Leann won’t be hired. She knows it. She’s just trying to keep her name out there to make it seem like she is in the running. Kellie Pickler would be more relevant and adorable.

    • lil ole me says:

      Leann wants that X Factor gig. Who wouldn’t? So, that is why she gave Britney the back-handed compliment. It was so obviously petty. Yes Leann, you sing better, but you don’t bring the star power Britney does. Martina McBride- now that would be a wonderful addition

  56. moo says:

    1. She sure does love her body…..
    2. Does she know the meaning of “endure”? To bear, suffer, tolerate, stomach, sustain, brave….. yeah, maybe she does know!!! But that sure is a weird way to say you enjoy your love………..
    Just sayin’.

  57. Michele says:

    Another vacation for these two? Oh brother! Between the staged pap pictures she arranges and the millions of pictures of herself she posts almost daily on twitter, she is one attention starved desperado.

  58. Reality check says:

    Who has time to be constantly on twitter during their ANNIVERSARY ???? Sorry but for my FIRST anniversary with My HUSBAND I would NOT give the twitter world or anyone my attention. If it was vacation that I was on you would NOT hear from me/ us for DAYS!!!! I would soak up all the time with my husband am no one else. The attention in that marriage obviously speaks volumes. In five years her face will be beat looking as if it isn’t already and EC will be running around cheating with a new 28 yr old.
    running around cheating with another 28 yr old.

  59. skipper says:

    I surprised she still tweets pictures like this with all that weight she’s put on.

  60. eileen says:

    LOL-I have nothing to add. I’m just LMFAO at all the comments. I think there needs to be a new word invented to descibe the crazy Leann brings out daily for everyone.
    She sure does make me feel good about myself! lol!

  61. Guest says:

    Does she work? I can’t remember the last time I heard a new song from her or made a lifetime movie. All she does is tweet and pose for pictures.

  62. Hayley says:

    The girl has some big-assed feet on her…..

  63. Green_Eyes says:

    After 17 yrs of marriage + one dating, being there when one has numerous heart attacks, pacemakers, complications, diabetic comas, open heart surgery, loss of sibling, family member murdered, false & malice accusation of molestation because one didn’t get their way…the other person going thru cancer for the 2nd & 3rd time, lose of internal organs from autoimmune disease one by one, countless hospitalizations from illness, medical supplies & medicine bills outrageous, loss of their sibling, in a coma twice due to hospital mix up, so much other hardships & both coding out at different times yet the other fighting the ER or EMT to not stop reviving & they were right.

    This TWIIT & her cheating douche survive that…that’s called ENDURING!! Especially when they get married while one is just put of the hospital after loosing a major organ, and on their way back in & bleeding profusely. That LEANn is ENDURING in a first year, hubby & I love each other more than ever…. We have yet to spend 90% of our time at the beach or monitoring each other out of fear the other might cheat, that’s not enduring, it’s called insecure & immature.

    But then again our 18 yrs have flown, and her 1 yr seems much longer than a yr… Hmmm maybe it’s because someone is so insecure & such a narrsasist they have to tweet EVERYTHIING! Such a thing as TMI! She obviously is bored w/ him or that twit time would be spent w/ her “love”. Gag me!

  64. MG says:

    Looks like I’m in a very tiny minority, but I would be very happy to have her body and think the pink/grey bikini flatters her (I’m female).

    Maybe I need to have my head (and own body image) examined. Is her body type really so undesirable to the rest of humanity?

    • britny says:

      her personality makes EVERYTHING about her ugly and undesirable

    • claire says:

      I think once you discover how bad her personality sucks, it’s hard to look past the no-hips, man shoulders, straggly hair, boobs under the armpits, weird veneers, puffy botox face, nose job, etc.

      But if I saw her out, and didn’t know what an a-hole she was, or who she was, I would think she had a pretty decent body, save for the unfortunately-sized shoulder/hip ratio and the bad boob job. lol

    • Jayna says:

      MG, you are not in the minority, except on here. she has a cute figure. It’s just the high-school haters on here ganging up mentality on all things LeAnn that make them seem as immature and insecure as LeAnn. No one has a perfect figure, least of all most the posters on here, so all the shoulder hip ratio/ stretch mark crap remarks crack me up. LeAnn is a narcissist and beyond nuts, but she has a cute enough figure.

      Sadly, though she and Eddie seem to bring out the fame ho side of each other. I would call them soulmates, just not in the way LeAnn thinks.

      • Theresa says:

        Be careful in describing the ranting about a spoiled celebrity that has serious mental problems (most likely exacerbated by the parasitic music business she has grown up in) as high school. Sure some comments are base and crude, but in general most commentors here are highlighting her hypocrisy, her narcissism, her mental instability, her major insecurity complexes, and her constant public pandering for attention. To call our analysis of her situation as high school is quite short-sighted. Why defend her for her figure? Who cares? That’s what we’re mocking! Seriously, if you knew someone who behaved as LR has in your own personal life you’d be mocking that person up and down (probably not to their face), but you would see that behaviour for what it is, narcissistic, mewling, pathetic.

        Superficially, she is in shape, there is no doubting that, but to not call out how ridiculous it is of her to use social media for constant validation on her figure is, in my opinion, laughable. Most of the coverage here has been concentrated on her figure because that’s all she seems to want to be recognized for. Does she constantly post videos of her singing; singing to her husband, to her stepchildren, on new albums, collaborating with new and interesting upcoming musicians? NO, she posts picture after picture of herself in scanty outfits, on vacation, or swanning around with her new husband. The last time she wanted to highlight her singing was to show-off her “emotional distress” regarding the passing of Whitney Houston. Hardly championing her singing, more trying to make a news story tragedy all about her…

        There is nothing to celebrate with LR, there is nothing to commend her for, her glory is past, her present is folly and her future on its current path is fraught with peril. I guess you can admire her because she works out. If that is all you care about. Personally, I used to listen to her sing. Now I can’t stand the sound of her voice. To me, as a discerning member of the music-consuming audience, I can choose to not enjoy her music now because I do not respect the artist. And she has to accept that responsibility. There are too many other musicians out there making beautiful music because that is all they care about. They deserve my money and time. Leann does not.

  65. JudyK says:

    She has a great body…stretch marks? Where? Good lord.

    But she might as well pose nude…I am beyond sick of looking at her with no clothes on. I think she has serious issues.

    They are both spoiled, entitled users…who can respect anyone who is constantly on vacation.

    And stay OFF Twitter…NO ONE wants to know every little thing the two of you DO NOT DO on a daily basis, you narcissistic twit.

  66. lucy2 says:

    She is ridiculous. If she weren’t so horrible, I’d feel bad for her as she’s obviously very insecure and trying SO HARD to prove otherwise.

  67. Erica says:

    In the first picture from behind she totally looks like Tarzan! Where is Eddie, the CHEETA?

  68. dee says:

    What exactly are they “vacating”? It implies they do something else but hang around at the beach which, don’t get me wrong, I would do too if I could afford it.

  69. palermo says:

    Get the F out of here “what we have been through”: what about couples where one gets cancer, or paralyzed, or has a child that is sick or dying. These idiots haven’t been through sh*t other than what they caused themselves.

  70. Kim says:

    Her body is nasty! She looks like a 13 yr old boy. Like they say if you have to scream it from the mountain, like she does with everything in their relationship, its because it isnt true.

    She is trying to convince the public AND herself that she isnt a homewrecker. LeAnne you are married to an adulterer, who if he hasnt already, will cheat on you sooner vs. later.

    If it werent for her money he wouldnt be with her. No way!
    Karmas a b…..

  71. dorothy says:

    He’s the best husband money can buy.

  72. Snowpea says:

    Ummmm, did anyone else notice Ed had a spray tan? YUK!

    Leann was wearing red lippy on the beach! They were posing the whole way. I am so EMBARASSED for you Leann!

    OK, since you are reading this Leann, you need to listen. You have a tiny window to halt this madness.

    Start writing songs again. Delete Twitter. Develop you’re own style. Start seeing a good therapist.

    If you don’t, you know this is all going to end in tears right?

  73. Candyland says:

    Get out. Is she really only 28? She looks much much older.

  74. SueRiz says:

    Lolololol. She does look like Tarzan with those big feet. I can not stop laughing. Poor EC he so downgraded. Nothing absolutely nothing pretty about LR. So manly/animal looking.

  75. Maggs says:

    is it me or does her right hand in the first pic look HUGE?? why does it look so big????

  76. the original bellaluna says:

    FFS, I know it’s expensive to buy separate bikini tops and bottoms, but with her money, can’t she afford bottoms that FIT?!? Board-shorts! Boy-shorts! Up a size (or 2)!

  77. ldel says:

    She’s is so incredibly and obviously insecure it’s pitiful. How much time do you think she spends posing for these photos? Just ridiculous…..

  78. Jennifer12 says:

    Pathetic and ridiculous and the only good thing is that at least she didn’t pap Brandi’s sons again. I knew there was no way she could keep silent about her anniversary. Wish she’d go away and take the mooch with her.

  79. BlackSwan777 says:

    This guy has no job! Of course he showers her with complements because she pays all the bills.

  80. Deedee says:

    Geez, what’s with the caveman hair. She is one person that should really consider extensions to add some fullness.

  81. Cinderella says:

    She really should give it a rest. The only Playboy that wants her is the one that married her. And even that’s questionable.

    • Moi says:

      Touche! Leann, just keep Eddie these things and maybe, just maybe, he’ll believe it (but I have my doubts).

      Eddie is cute, but he’s about as shallow as his dimples. He’s going to screw her over eventually, it might take a little longer if she keeps her body in top form, but it will happen.

  82. zoey says:

    She is setting herself up for humiliation. We all pretty much know how this is going to end and it’s not going to be pretty. Eddie is a well known cheater, he certainly would have never even entertained the thought of being with a girl like LeAnn, but after being shown the door, he had no choice but to accept the boobie prize. Look at all the gorgeous gals he has been with and then look at LeAnn. Her body might be slim, but it’s masculine and don’t even get me started on her face and chest region. Let’s just say she’s not easy on the eyes.

  83. Shannon says:

    Is she trying to win some kind of contest to see how far up her butt crack her bikini bottoms will go? Honey, we’ve been there already. G-strings and thongs are out.

  84. RdyfrmycloseupmrDvlle says:

    Good Grief! her twitter sounds as if it’s been written by a deranged lunatic! All I can say is it’s obvious this ‘woman” (girl?) must be nothing short of MANIC at all times and it must be very, very exhausting to be around her all the time…as she insists on being with Eddie. And Eddie, clearly, has gotten his “just desserts”….He definatly got whats coming to him. I think he really must EARN, the hard way, every shiny trinket and watch and clothes shopping. Can you imagine being this manic girls paid husband?
    Brandi must giggle up her sleeve every night! I certainly would! Oh, karma is sweet! Isent it Ed?!

    • zoey says:

      I believe when Eddie is the focus of these articles and more negative stuff is said towards him, he will actively stop this charade. He is happy to bask in the glory of his crazy wife and have her take the heat while he goes unscathed. Granted, she is the one that is creating this circus by twittering 24/7 about their love, but part of me thinks that he encourages this behavior. He is bitter than his wife kicked him out, that she initiated divorce and has done better w/o him, I have to wonder if Eddie puts stuff in her head regarding the ex. He should not get a free pass in all of this too. ink a bit more of Eddie bashing will put her in line. To think he allowed that bullying behavior towards the mother if his kids is disgusting and damn right despicable. He is a shameful gigolo who needs more exposure to hurt his non career. I know that does not make sense. But when he leaves, which he will he is going to pull the sob story that he felt sorry for the psycho and that cared enough to stay with her because he loved her but it all because to much. In other words a bunch of BS covering the real reason, that she ran out of money.

    • zoey says:

      I believe when Eddie is the focus of these articles and more negative stuff is said towards him, he will actively stop this charade. He is happy to bask in the glory of his crazy wife and have her take the heat while he goes unscathed. Granted, she is the one that is creating this circus by twittering 24/7 about their love, but part of me thinks that he encourages this behavior. He is bitter than his wife kicked him out, that she initiated divorce and has done better w/o him, I have to wonder if Eddie puts stuff in her head regarding the ex. He should not get a free pass in all of this too. ink a bit more of Eddie bashing will put her in line. To think he allowed that bullying behavior towards the mother if his kids is disgusting and damn right despicable. He is a shameful gigolo who needs more exposure to hurt his non career. I know that does not make sense. But when he leaves, which he will he is going to pull the sob story that he felt sorry for the psycho and that cared enough to stay with her because he loved her but it all because to much. In otheds. hat sShe ran out of money.

    • zoey says:

      I believe when Eddie is the focus of these articles and more negative stuff is said towards him, he will actively stop this charade. He is happy to bask in the glory of his crazy wife and have her take the heat while he goes unscathed. Granted, she is the one that is creating this circus by twittering 24/7 about their love, but part of me thinks that he encourages this behavior. He is bitter that his wife kicked him out, that she initiated the divorce and has done better w/o him. I have to wonder if Eddie puts stuff in her head regarding the ex. He should not get a free pass in all of this too. I think a bit more of Eddie bashing will put her in line. To think he allowed that bullying behavior towards the mother of his kids is disgusting and damn right despicable. He is a shameful gigolo who needs more exposure to hurt his non career. I know that does not make sense. But he is going to pull the sob story that he felt sorry for the psycho and that cared enough to stay with her because he loved her but it all became to much. Translation – Bank closed

      • lori says:

        Agree! Eddie IS the problem, Leann is just his attack dog. Eddie is bitter, he loved Brandi and she kicked him to the curb, because of his serial cheating. He is a narcissist who can’t survive on his own, he needs constant attention, flattering, and pampering. Leann provides this, and a sympathetic ear for his bruised ego. That’s why Eddie enjoys this public psycho stalking and bullying of his ex. He is still obsessed with her and Leann knows it. They both can’t stop the public stalking of Brandi. Leann is now spending herself into bankruptcy and ruining her image to try to keep Eddie. I agree, it is a terrible thing Eddie is doing to his own children. Trashing their mom and putting their childhood up for sale. It makes me wonder what kind of monsters his own parents were. They created a guy who would trash his own kids for a beer and some publicity.

      • Cirque28 says:

        Totally agree. LeAnn is on the front lines of the crazy, but she would never be doing this without her husband’s assent and encouragement.

        It’s not really that hard to get your new partner to stop picking on your old partner. You just say, “Hey babe, Brandi IS the mother of my children and I DID spend a big chunk of my life with her, so please tone it down.”

      • Heidi says:

        @zoey @lori and cirque28

        You are all so right on about Eddie needing more of the blame. I’ve felt for a long time that he gets a pass by some of Brandi’s staunchest supporters. Why I don’t know, but Eddie was a slimeball before he ever met Brandi. He’s just of poor character and I feel bad that Brandi and the children have to deal with the likes of him for the remainder of their lives.
        His current behavior is further evidence of his debased nature. What a blow to wake up after 13 years realizing your mate was an imposter. I do feel BG gives him too much credit and bends over backwards to please him. He may have some dirt on her, as someone here suggested, or she may remain somewhat naive and hopeful he’ll be decent with her.

      • brin says:

        I agree that they are equally disgusting
        (Eddie is older but not wiser)and if Eddie tweeted non-stop he would get slammed too, but Leann is the one who won’t STFU, so she gets the heat.

  85. The Original Mia says:

    When their marriage fails as we all know it will, it’s going to be epic. She is full on cray cray.

  86. Danista says:

    Bitch, please! ENDURE?!? Call me when you have “endured” being broke, stressing about bills, sick kids, sick parents, death, stressing about keeping a job, fights, laundry…AND STAY TOGETHER FOR 20 YEARS!

  87. alibeebee says:

    i pray for the day she runs out of money then we will not see her as much anymore.

  88. tiger says:

    soooo eddie has a thing for underage boys? i don’t get it….

  89. Nikki Girl says:

    Dear Leann Rimes -

    How does it feel to have shoulders twice as wide as your hips?

    GROSS.

  90. RdyfrmycloseupmrDvlle says:

    “Its love when you can edure what we have”
    No leanne, we endure what you have only because we love to make fun of you.

  91. Cirque28 says:

    LeAnn and Ediot have endured so, so much, yet she constantly says they’re both extremely happy. She constantly produces photos to demonstrate how great their life is. So which is it, LeAnn? You’re traumatized? Or you’re blissed out?

    Narcissists often do this: ping-pong back and forth between, “I am SO fabulous!” and “Oh, woe is me, I have it so rough.” They never seem to see the contradiction, either. Then they wonder why people dislike them.

  92. lil ole me says:

    Well thank goodness Leann hasn’t gotten get sick for her week long anniversary blowout. No ailments of any kind. No kidney stones, ear infections, tmj problems, migraines, etc. She has been the PICTURE OF HEALTH since she hasn’t had to be without her paid escort.

    Poor thing needs to work out her co dependent tendencies and abandonment issues with a good therapist (I’m being serious, not mean). Maybe her and her Doctors can all sit down and figure out a correct dosage

    • claire says:

      Yeah, funny isn’t it? Every since she’s been able to be attached to his hip, since the races, she’s been fantastically healthy. I imagine if a concert coincides with his filming for that tv show spot he landed, her health will drastically decline.

      I feel so sorry for the fans that are so naive to keep buying this trick’s concert tickets.

  93. Alana says:

    Maybe Eddie is a better “actor” than people think he is? His “lovE” pictures with LeeBeast stink of soap opera actor posing. The way he’s lifting his head in that second shot is a classic soap opera pose. All she needs is a sheet tucked under her armpits and they’ll have it. Oh, and yes, she needs to shave her upper lip and wash her hair once in awhile. The only problem is, there seems to be testosterone from her and estrogen from him. Still, I think he’s the amazing “actor” in this marriage. He’s even convinced LeeBeast of his ardor.

  94. Kate says:

    OK, I followed Leann on twitter for a laugh at one point, because crazy CAN be funny sometimes, and I immediately unfollowed when she posted something to the tune of … “At the children’s hospital today! I love charity” with, a picture of her dressed up and POSING in the CHILDREN’S HOSPITAL. Not with any children, just by herself (I think or with one of her friends) posing, duck lips, everything. She is abhorrent!

  95. Sapphire says:

    Totally OT if one of our BBs is still agound-what happened to the most beastly of the Twele who had the Whineville account?

  96. Shiloh says:

    her tweets are annoying, but the pictures on the Mail are actually really nice. i think that’s the best ive seen her look. i tend to believe that people look the most beautiful when they FEEL the most beautiful, so maybe they really did have a nice trip. she strikes me as someone who probably hasn’t always felt the best about herself – especially given her SWFing of Brandi – so perhaps the tweets are really just her own amazement at feeling good for once in her damn life.

  97. Deann Baldwin says:

    Chick was married to a homosexual back up dancer….she isnt the sharpest tool in the shed. When someone is always going on about their lurvvvve, and his penis, and how wonderful life is…well usually it isnt. I am glad she is thin, but…that face has got to go. And those slanty eyes. She did have a beautiful voice at one time, but her actions and her twittering are scary. She has no music career anymore as she has pissed off the masses. I give them another year tops.

  98. Phil says:

    I completely misread this as “retweeting her vows” instead of renewing them. Says a lot about LeAnn that I didn’t even think that might be an error until halfway through reading…

  99. Memphis says:

    Checked ‘The Mail’ photos..was she mauled by a tiger? I mean why does she think she looks hot?

    On a side note is that new teeth and lips? I guess thats what her “mouth surgery” was.

  100. Amy says:

    Well it looks like she’s gained a little weight, and that’s a good thing! Her body looks pretty healthy in the Mail photos.

    And I love seeing stretch marks on (f-list) celebrities. They’re just like us!

  101. Meanchick says:

    I think ANY woman who walks around in bikinis more than anything else needs medicaton.

  102. Natalina says:

    Anyone who brags about their relationship doesnt have a good relationship