Kris Jenner denies that her giant lips were from a procedure: “It’s really crazy”

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As you may know, Kris Jenner was on The Today Show this morning, getting very mildly grilled by Matt Lauer, who asked her some sort-of difficult questions but didn’t bother to follow up at all. As Kaiser mentioned in her story on Khloe, one of the main plot points to the upcoming seventh season of “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” is a DNA test that Khloe undergoes. The test only confirms that Khloe is Kris’ biological daughter and doesn’t even compare her DNA to either Kim or Kourteney’s to see if they have the same father. So it’s a kind of DNA copout, and when Kris assures Matt that the late Robert Kardashian is Khloe’s father we have to take her at her word. We all know how much that is worth.

Kris also spends some time refuting rumors about her and her family. She denies that her daughters have fired her as their momager, although Khloe did say she had considered it. Kris goes on to blow smoke about how she’s able to be both a manager and “take that hat off” and play mom when she has to. She also denies that Lamar and Khloe are having problems in their marriage (which I believe, actually. They seem solid to me) and denies that their reality show is canceled, which Khloe has said before.

As for Kris’ ridiculous fat lip in the promos for the show, she says it’s real but she gave no further information about it. “Actually, no cosmetic procedure whatsoever. I woke up, and you have to tune in because it’s unbelievable. It’s really crazy what happened, we’re still trying to figure it out. so.” Yeah, we have to watch the show to see her blow some more smoke, this time with giant puffed up lips. What a cop out. I bet they’re prosthetic and she concocts some story to explain them.

On Kim and Kanye’s relationship, she won’t comment. Here’s more:

“Ridiculous!” said Jenner to both whether she’s about to get fired as “mom-ager” to her daughters and to whether Khloe’s real dad is Robert Kardashian. “The girls sell magazines … it’s easy fodder. So the girls and I work together every single day, and we have an amazing relationship and … I know when to take that (mom-ager) hat off and when to put it on. We have a nice relationship.”

As for that fat lip Jenner sports in an upcoming episode of “Keeping Up with the Kardashians,” which is now in the midst of filming its seventh season, there was no cosmetic surgery, but Jenner remained coy as to the reason behind it. “You have to tune in, because it’s unbelievable,” she said.

Yes, yes, but … Kanye! What about Kim’s relationship with Kanye? That’s where Jenner buttoned her lip. “I stopped commenting about the details in my kids’ friendships and relationships, because I get nothing but in trouble,” she said, then added, “He’s great and she seems happy.”

With all of these rumors and misinformation that gets out there, though, Lauer had to wonder: Why keep doing the show? Jenner recently signed on for three more seasons, and he asked about losing private time. “It’s almost unusual not to have all the cameras in our lives,” she said. “It’s an opportunity for me as a mom — I get to wake up every single day and work with my kids…. It’s somewhat addictive in that … we can’t wait to do it.”

“Keeping Up with the Kardashians” returns May 20 at 9 p.m. ET on E!

[From The Clicker]

Oh and Kris claims at the end that when she saw Kim’s photoshoot with short cropped hair she really thought that it was a photoshoot that she did and forgot about. She says, in all seriousness, “That came up on my computer and I went, ‘where did I get that outfit?’ and then I realized that’s not me.” This lady is unbelievable.

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  1. marie says:

    I still think she looks like Chyna with the big lip..

  2. Naye in VA says:

    how many pairs of Spanx did she put on to wear that dress??

    And its till conceivable to me that she woke up with her lip (single) like that. Its happened to me before. And its embarassing…

    • Samigirl says:

      My mom had an allergic reaction to mini wheats and her lips blew up like that. I would believe the same thing happened to anyone…except for Kris Jenner.

      • jesstar says:

        I woke up like that one day too. Total mystery, but it went away in an hour or so. I still don’t believe Kris K, even if her lip looks normal now 🙂

      • autumndaze says:

        Right; to anyone but a Kardashian.
        This is my last post on this famewhoring, gold digging mess of a family. I am embarrassed for our country that they get so much press and attention. EMBARRASSED.
        I am done.

      • G says:

        @autumndaze. I just want to say that I hear you and I believe in and validate your point of view and you don’t need to answer me.

      • Wiffie says:

        A few times I’ve woken up with a fat lip, and once it was my eyelid. Gone in a couple hours, but still bizarre, and never found out what it was.

  3. Rory says:

    I’m not even sure why the lying ho gets so much attention; maybe it’s because she’s a lying ho, like her daughter. “My lips were swollen because I had the flu.” Riiiiight.

    • MollyB says:

      I’m not refuting the fact that this woman is a lying, horrible mother but my toddler actually did get hugely swollen lips when she got the flu. We rushed her to the emergency room and everything.

  4. dorothy says:

    Addictive? As in’ addicted to fame? These people have crossed the line of what’s acceptable and what’s not.

  5. brin says:

    “You have to tune in”….no, I don’t.

    • TheOriginalKitten says:

      Right? Ooohhhhh, thanks for the big “teaser” Kris! We’re all sitting on the edge of our seats wondering what gave birth to your fat lips. The suspense is killing us.

    • Carolyn says:

      I don’t buy or watch anything this family does, including buy magazines that they’re in. I’m not contributing a cent to or validating their indulgent abhorrent existence. The only 15mins I’ve ever watched of their show is the one where Khloe & Kourtney were made to attend a speech Bruce Jenner made to a large audience. He was amazing and all those two did was goof off and disrespect him. Just disgraceful. And they talk about hating on bullies. They bully each other. Awful awful people.

  6. MymaJane says:

    Okay…not saying I believe her, but about 15 years ago my mother was experiencing the same thing. She would wake up in the morning and her top lip would be 2 1/2 sizes larger. It was NUTS. It would go down as the day went on, but the following day she’d wake up and her upper lip would be swollen again. Doctors couldn’t figure out what was going on and eventually it stopped all together.

    • shannon says:

      It totally happened to me as well, for the entire Spring/Summer of 2003. My lips (usually just one, top or bottom) would randomly swell and itch, as would my fingers. I never found out why, but it eventually went away. Sure sucked when it was happening, though. Going to work with a fat lip = no fun

    • keri says:

      Ha!Happened to me too; I never figured out why. I had to go to class one day with a scarf over my face. It was like an exploding sausage.

  7. Dangerfox says:

    You’d think with all the money they pull in, she’s be able to afford a decent spray tan and a dress that would fit her properly. Her arms are squeezed so tight, look like sausages in that blue and black dress.

  8. My Darling Pinkett says:

    Those lips… O _ O

    It’d be funny if her fat lip really wasn’t the result of a procedure. Maybe she actually got stung by a bee. 😛 That’d be ironic, considering she’s exactly the type of person to get her lips jacked up.

  9. Jessica says:

    It reminds me of Monster in Law, when JLo ate the nuts in the gravy..

  10. Hausfrau says:

    If you look at the pic with her swollen lips, you can clearly see dark markings around both eyes: either 1) she has the worst case of dark circles EVAH, or 2) it’s residual bruising from whatever other procedure she had done whilst jacking her lips up to pool-floatie proportions…

    • Dani says:

      That is exactly what I was thinking too. Why the face bruises? Cosmetic Surgery. I can feel the end of fame coming for the Kartrashions…..it isn’t far.

  11. ok says:

    In a previous season of their show years ago, Khloe had a DNA test done to prove Kris was her mother…sooooo why are they using the same “story” aka “plot” aka “script” again????

  12. QQ says:

    Did ya’ll watch this Morning?!: Slutty Matt Lauer ( that’s his whole name to me) wanted to self Immolate for having to do that intervie and having to ask them fumb questions, he said it too!, like ” Oh im gonna be so proud of this” and Oh!, The Shade!! ” I have to ask cause i havent been watching”

  13. alex says:

    I actually believe her when she says its not a lip procedure she had done. It actually looks like a reaction to an insect sting or bite. I’ve seen a wasp stung top lip and it looks just like it.

    I was stung by 1 fire ant (I’m severely allergic to ants) and had the same kind of swelling on my finger.

    She’s been getting lip injections forever so I don’t see why now she would have a reaction to it, definitely something else.

    • the original bellaluna says:

      Spiders (all bugs, really) like to bite me in the face/eyelids while I sleep. I’ve had my eyes swollen shut and half my face swollen like a balloon from bites.

      I would believe her if she was anyone but herself or a Blohan.

  14. Skinnybetch says:

    Stop talking about these assholes already!

  15. LittleFATMe says:

    In the morning my lips are huge, twice what they are. If I am sick or suffering from allergies, three times normal. My wife loves it and thinks its hilarious, I have always hated it. Also it’s horribly uncomfortable.

  16. lil ole me says:

    These fake ass bitches. I work at a Medical Spa in Nashville as a medical assistant. Those lips are from Juvederm injections. I’ve seen bee stings also, and I highly doubt that this is an allergic reaction.

    If you are in the public eye fameho’ing your life- just own it. Everyone knows these women get touch ups. It’s common now for even lower income people to get Botox and fillers. Jeez, they really bank on their fan base being naive idiots, don’t they?

  17. Nessa says:

    This is the most shameless family in history.

  18. Jenna says:

    The same thing happened to my lips a few years ago actually. I woke up one morning and my lips were huge! And my eye was swelled shut. It kept happening until I eventually got a new pillow. Gosh, I can’t believe I may be defending Kris Jenner. I feel dirty.

  19. VanillaFrosting says:

    I’m sure lip swelling can just ‘happen’ every once on a while, but the way celebrities talk about not having work done when they look completely different is kind of funny. It’s like if they wore their hair in a ponytail and the elastic band was hidden and they tried to explain it away by saying “no. I did not put my hair up, I don’t know what everybody is saying, my hair looks the same as always.”

  20. catt says:

    This women spends all her money on her face and yet her arms look like overstuffed sausage casings!

    • ZZZ says:

      Well…..They don’t have arm surgery do they? She is getting FAT. Too bad we couldn’t get lucky and she would’t make it thru her next surgery.

  21. lassie says:

    She looks like Jo Anne Worley, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jo_Anne_Worley, but without, you know, class.

    (My apologies to Jo Anne Worley)

  22. Jayna says:

    She keeps throwing out there that Kanye West is a longtime family friend. Yet, Bruce Jenner says he has never met him.

  23. piet says:

    Kris Jenner really the lowest of low scum. Satan’s spawn.

  24. Fritzi Schnitzer says:

    The devil wears Pucci.

  25. the original bellaluna says:

    Actually, CB, Khloe had the maternal DNA test done several years (seasons?) ago. (When she didn’t believe she was PMK’s daughter.) But she never had the paternal DNA test done.

    THAT’S the one she should be doing, IMO.

  26. bluhare says:

    Someone should tell her that at her age she should NOT be wearing dresses that tight.

    Act your age, fergodsakes. You don’t have to dress like grandma but you can look fabulous and even sexy if you do it right.

  27. It’s possible that she hates herself in reality and punched herself during a dream in her sleep. It could happen. Or, Bruce woke out of his waking coma and decked her.

  28. JudyK says:

    So sick of her.

    The new dresses with the black band on the side create a GREAT illusion, making the person look a whole lot thinner.

    It’s the same trick Mariah Carey used on stage in her extreme cameltoe outfit.

    • RuddyZooKeeper says:

      Problem is that your arms will always tell on you. Every single time.

  29. bgirl says:

    How many times did she say “crazy”? UGH.

  30. Kim says:

    She is crazy. Literally i think she is certifiable. You have to kind of feel for the girls because they never had a chance with a gold digging, fame whoring mother who pimps her daughters. Unfortunately they are now all immoral, fame whores themselves but they learned it all from mommy. And could she be any fuglier??

  31. Yasmin says:

    I had exactly the same thing-swollen upper lip where it touched my nose!! I was 15, had no surgery and was actually the result from an allergic reaction-a common symptom of anaphylaxis! So if Kris says no surgery involved then I am sure that is what it is… Mine was from lemon tea!!!

  32. lolaohlola says:

    I wish she would button that fat lip once and for all. And it’s not “Keeping up with the Kardashians”, it’s “Keeping up with Kris Jenner”.

    How I loathe her.