'12
Elisabetta Canalis & The Dictator on a yacht in the South of France. I wonder how much Eli got paid for this? I‘m kind of embarrassed for her. [LaineyGossip]
Dong leggings!! You know Rihanna wants a pair. [Dlisted]
Gisele‘s lace blouse is kind of trashy. [Pop Sugar]
A Teen Mom shows off her engagement ring via Twitter. [Celebuzz]
Fun facts about Gone With the Wind. [Pajiba]
More Anne Hathaway bikini photos. [Yeeeah]
Kristen Stewart is so hardcore. [The Blemish]
Miley Cyrus adopted ANOTHER puppy. [Evil Beet]
Lady Gaga goes pantsless for the millionth time. [A Socialite Life]
Tupac was tight with the late Gianni Versace? [Bossip]
France‘s new first lady is kind of awesome. [Jezebel]
Mariah Carey does not give a crap about Britney Spears. [Amy Grindhouse]
Lourdes Leon is pro-gay marriage. [INFDaily]
This baby loves Nirvana. [Videogum]
Am I looking at Jennifer Lopez‘s shadowy butt crack? [I’m Not Obsessed]
Awful high school dance story of the day. [LimeLife]
This Kathy Griffin closeup is unfortunate. [Celebslam]
I love Mindy Kaling so much. [PopBytes]
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Links

- Zach Galifianakis is awesome [Buzzfeed]
- Prince at the Billboard Music Awards [D-Listed]
- Bieber’s Billboard look [Go Fug Yourself]
- Married to Medicine recap [Reality Tea]
- Celebrity first marriages [Pajiba]
- The last Mad Men baffled a lot of people [Lainey]
- Karolina Kurkova’s crazy hot dress [Moe Jackson]
- Jennifer Garner on set [Popsugar]
- Kitten vs. Lizard [CDAN]
- Doetzen Kroes’ great butt [Celebslam]
- Shameless star Jeremy Allen White [OMG Blog]
- RIP Ray Manzarek [Bossip]




















Um… and his wife has no problem with the pic with her hand on his junk?? lol
Report this comment as spam or abuse
Sacha brings the hotness to middle east dictators. love him!
Report this comment as spam or abuse
that was EXACTLY my thought!
Report this comment as spam or abuse
same here! I’d be pissed!
Report this comment as spam or abuse
I know it is all in a joking manner but I do wonder how his wife feels about his promotion tactics.She has been quiet lately, professionally and media wise.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
I couldnt do it!! lol – no matter if it was a promo or what.. I would seriously hurt someone!! lol
Report this comment as spam or abuse
I hope he has a big comfy couch in the living room because that’s probably where he’s going to be sleeping as soon as he gets home for a little while.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
Agreed +1 Even if it was joking around
Report this comment as spam or abuse
cant stand her and I think its kind of funny she’s reduced to this after being GC’s paid piece but I sincerely hope she was paid well for having to touch SBC feet..ewww. that guy is just nasty to me. I dont get the hype with him at all.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
I’m with you. He’s kind of repulsive and seems like a douche. And not nearly as funny as he fancies himself to be, imo.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
I totally agree.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
I think both of their 15 minutes are up.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
Do you think his leg hair is real? If so totally gross…ewwwww. Who is he anyway? Who is she anyway?
Report this comment as spam or abuse
Hi brin! Yeah, Chatcat, that leg hair is real.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
That’s what most people thought would happen to her after her break-up with Clooney.But it looks like she’s not going to disappear from the spotlight any time soon.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
feet? Screw that, did you see the one at LAiney’s with her rubbing his ass? THAT is eww
Report this comment as spam or abuse
I have seen several sites where there are pics of the same scene but she is rubbing is ass (he is wearing a thong). It was so disgusting! His ass is all exposed and she is spreading cream on it. Shame on you Elisabetta. Did she need money really sooo bad after the payout that Clooney gave her..or did she think it was funny and cool like she said un her tweets? No brain Elisabetta. Who gave her a visa to stay in the US anyway?
Report this comment as spam or abuse
Reduced? She just went back to work. Dating Clooney didn’t raise her profile. She was some kind of model in Europe and she is once again, some kind of model in Europe.
I know she was never what I call a “real” model. It beats Hawaiian Tropic.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
Admiral General Aladeen (Aladdin in a St. Tropez lamp)is an overrated douche bag, in my opinion. Not even remotely funny.
Well, Elisabetta, I guess it’s not who ya know, but whore ya know?
Report this comment as spam or abuse
Um… Miley’s heart is in the right place, but she’s straying into Paris Hilton-level dog collecting. In her defense, at least she rescues dogs not buys them. But still… Each dog is an individual deserving of her time, and a big responsibility. I hope she’s taking good care of them (which requires more than food, water, and an occasional photo op). I hope she has dog nannies/a lot of help- those doggies deserve to be happy!
I know, I’m obviously a huge animal lover
But that doesn’t mean I should have half a dozen dogs at home!
Edited to add: Maybe she should open a no-kill shelter or bankroll/donate to/volunteer at a nearby existing shelter.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
Absolutely agree that her heart is in the right place, but I hope she hires trainers and sitters for the attention each of them needs.
I rescued one and he changed my life, but it takes work!
Report this comment as spam or abuse
I totally agree with u.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
This is the only role she played and she can play: the girl in bikini.
But she is already 33 now and I’m afraid this work can’t last.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
I’m no fan of hers but I have to admit her bod is still smoking hot.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
33? I would of put her at 42 facially. She’s got a good body though, can’t fault that. Except for that awful Arm tattoo.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
33 my arse!
Report this comment as spam or abuse
Kaiser! I am soooooo pumped for Mindy’s new show, I CANNOT WAIT!
I just finished her book (my husband bought it for me for Mother’s day)if you haven’t read it you must. There is a section where she is discussing what stylists like to put her in that had me laughing so hard I cried.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
Wow, Clooney did a lot for her career huh?
Report this comment as spam or abuse
didn’t he also buy her those boobs? good for her. hahaha
Report this comment as spam or abuse
i love sasha baron cohen..i cant help it.
and yes, i will be seeing “the dictator”.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
me too!
Report this comment as spam or abuse
They’re both over-rated, and I think this is her karma; and are those new boobs? They look bigger;
Countdown to seeing Riri in dong leggings in 3…2…1…;
Teen Mom engagement won’t last – she’s too flaky;
Miley’s heading into Animal Hoarding territory;
Who cares what Lourdes thinks? She’s 14;
I think Kathy has decided to set aside all the plastic surgery and allow herself to age gracefully (no more bikini pix, please), which is a good thing. For her age, she looks pretty damn good!
Report this comment as spam or abuse
LMAO @ Who cares what Lourdes thinks? Because seriously. She’s a child.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
Look out Stacy this is your future.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
Except she won’t be in Cannes – she will be in LA. They won’t pay to fly her out – Elisabetta is closer.
Actually – it looks like Elisabetta went back to her low rent modeling gig – what was Stacy doing between DWTS and Clooney?
Report this comment as spam or abuse
Elisabetha must have had a tit job, she had barely nothing before.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
I’m cringing. From George to this?
Report this comment as spam or abuse
He knows how to promote himself.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
Isla Fisher has a BABY (or maybe more than one?) with this guy. . .
Report this comment as spam or abuse
She’s so gross and the Dictator SBC bombed at Cannes. If you’re going to do a joke, at least do it well.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
His over-the-top, gross-out antics are starting to seem pretty juvenile and tired. I liked him years ago when he was doing Ali G but he’s become too obsessed with the shock value stuff now, it’s awfully immature. He’s like the Howard Stern of movie-making. And having Elisatta appear in a really moronic photo shoot – I’m sorry, I know he thinks it’s “art” – is just sinking to a new low. Won’t be seeing this movie.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
I like him when he is not doing one of his movies, like when he was in Talladega Nights or Sweeney Todd.
I actually love the trailer for the Dictator but after Borat, I’m AFRAID. I didn’t see Bruno, either. I was REALLY AFRAID.
“Kim Kardashian, I know her very well,” he began. “She came over to my palace. I paid her mother [Kris] $400,000 Euros for one night with her.”
But the joke didn’t stop there. It got much more crass!
“Normally, you negotiate with an agent or a pimp but with the Kardashians, you negotiate with the mother,” the actor, 40, joked. Kris is the momager to all her daughters.
“[Kim] is so hairy that when I removed her underpants, I thought I was staring in the mirror.
—normally my feminist hackles would be up in arms but it’s the KarTRASHians.
Report this comment as spam or abuse
what a great news…
Report this comment as spam or abuse