Lindsay Lohan is already falling out of her dress while filming ‘Liz & Dick’. Of course.

Some of you dismissed my earlier Lindsay Lohan post – you seemed to think that my “offensive” label was somehow too hysterical for what amounted to Lindsay Lohan playing Elizabeth Taylor in a movie-of-the-week. It’s true – this is for Lifetime, and it’s extremely budget. But even in the world of budget MOTWs, surely they could have found someone else to play Elizabeth Taylor? Someone less crackie, someone with some acting skills, someone who wasn’t going to flash her crack nips the first chance she got. Yes, these are even more photos of Lindsay filming Liz & Dick on that same boat in LA. And yes, Lindsay’s boobs fell out of her dress during filming. Repeatedly. Almost as if she knew the paparazzi were there, chronicling her every move? CB pixilated some of the nip-shots so you don’t have to worry about seeing anything that we haven’t seen a million times before.

Also, some of you were fighting me about the fact that she’s wearing a really busted wig. Apparently, TMZ got the “tip” that Lindsay had “reluctantly” cut and dyed her hair to look more like Elizabeth. Um… then why is Lindsay’s “hair” different lengths in different photos? She might have dyed her hair – in fact, she probably did – but she’s still wearing wigs and hairpieces. And they are really, really cheap.

In other Cracken news, Radar is reporting that Lindsay went to a party last week with her ex-girlfriend Courtenay Semel. LL and Semel dated back in 2006-07, before LL got with Samantha Ronson. Semel is a total sketchball, of course, and she tried to get famous from her association with LL, and she used to date Tila Tequila too. And now LL has let Semel back into her life. Because why not?

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and Pacific Coast News.

 

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  1. INeedANap says:

    Why does the guy playing Richard Burton look old enough to be her father? Is that the right age difference?

  2. lucy2 says:

    She looks like some cracked out Real Housewives of Orlando reject (no offense to Orlando).

  3. Ravensdaughter says:

    Oh, La Liz must be rolling over in her grave. She had a lust for life (and Richard Burton), but she also had class. Not the case with LiLo. At least it’s on Lifetime, so no one will see it.

  4. Neelyo says:

    Does anyone remember the straight to DVD biopic of Anna Nicole Smith starring Willa Ford? This reminds me of that.

    And yes, I’ve seen it.

  5. brin says:

    If they are going to do that Cleopatra scene where she’s entering Rome on that Sphinx”float”, Lilo better not be cracked out that day or she will take a header down those steps.

    • Newtsgal says:

      ****waves**** Hey Brin! From what I’ve read, the budget is so tight sounds like that float is going to be made out of cardboard.

    • polk8dot says:

      Their budget is so low, they will not even be able to afford building their own ‘float’ – cardboard or not.
      What I’m sure we’ll see instead is the real shots taken from the real ‘Cleopatra’ movie, intermixed with the closeups of Crackie. They’ll digitally remaster the old scenes, superimpose Hohan’s face over the top of them, and voila!
      Crackenatra is born!
      (LMAO,,, ;) )

  6. Eleonor says:

    They should have hired Megan Fox: she can’t act, her face is frozen, but at least she doesn’t look like a cheap addicted hooker in a vintage drag.

  7. Jenna says:

    I don’t know why I laughed so much at the site of a pixeled rectangle covering LiLo’s nip so much……but I did.

  8. Aiobhan says:

    I am still puzzled over how she got this role. She looks nothing like her. All the nip slip photos make her look like a coked out prostitute from the 1960s. Oh I get it: she is playing a younger version of herself.

  9. Lindy says:

    She looks like she’s acting. Really hard.

  10. Quinn Parker says:

    God, those chins…she isn’t fit to play the 68 year old Elizabeth.

    • Lizzie K says:

      To the extent she looks anything like Liz at all, she looks like the late 70′s version of Liz, when she was really fat and married to that Senator from Virginia. Joan Rivers used to make fun of Liz for being fat all the time back then. She was an alcoholic who was the first celebrity to go to Betty Ford, and she really looked bad. Lindsay Lohan looks like THAT version of Liz, not the 60′s hottie who seduced Burton away from his wife and created a scandal so hot that the Vatican condemned it.

      Oh, how the Internet would have loved Liz in her prime!

  11. Ginger says:

    Can’t the wardrobe people corral those puppies?? Idk maybe they don’t care

  12. really says:

    there are many commendable things about liz taylor, but in terms of lilo being so below her, let’s remember that:
    elizabeth taylor was a big advocate of plastic surgery, and overdid it at times.
    elizabeth taylor was married 8 times – and these dramatic marriages were tabloid fodder long before TMZ/et al. existed.
    elizabeth taylor was a drug addict and alcoholic.

    i dare to say that if liz had been born in 1986, then she might have turned out exactly like lindsay.

    • Chellez says:

      ITA. She would be called a famewhore nowadays and never would have been considered a class-act had she been around now. Same w Marilyn Monroe.

    • Zelda says:

      Yep the Jolie/Pitt scandal has NOTHING of the several marriages Taylor’s affairs ruined. Her best friend’s, her own, Burton’s…

      And the way she drove the budget of Cleopatra through the roof, essentially bankrupting the studio and putting people out of work with her extravagant demands for flowers, extra days, absences, daily stipends…. diva behaviour isn’t even the word for it.

      And as you said, the insane amount of drug taking and drinking…

      It makes casting seem kinda dead-on, if you thinnk about it.

      It’s hardly the classiest story of its time. Don’t let the glamourous clothes fool ya.

      http://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/features/1998/03/elizabeth-taylor-199803

    • Maguita says:

      I agree.

      However, the way Lilo is going at it, I am wondering if she would ever have the chance to redeem herself, and get back on the horse like Dame Taylor did after all that abuse: With shameless aplomb, that gave her back dignity and an aura of timeless class.

      All Lilo has right now, is timeless crass.

      • Bo says:

        Zelda. Liz Taylor was also a multiple academy award winner a humanitarian and known as the great beauty of her day. I think you were closer with the angelina comparison. Angie has a couple of marriages behind her. stole someone husband and was a wild child who partied a lot.She also has more strings to her bow like winning an academy award and being a longstanding Un ambassador.
        So if we are looking for the modern day taylor i guess it would be angelina.

  13. Cathy says:

    Gawd, she looks like hell. No way does she look remotely like Elizabeth Taylor. Worst choice Lifetime could of made. I definately won’t be watching this movie.

  14. Jazz says:

    This movie is going to be one massive flustercluck!

  15. Newtsgal says:

    This is why I love Michael K….
    “If you took one of Elizabeth Taylor’s old headshots, soaked it in dirty meth pipe water, charred its edges on a hobo’s trash can fire, tore it into a dozen pieces and then pasted those pieces back together using homemade silly putty and black tar heroin, the image looking back at you would look more like Elizabeth Taylor than this picture of Lindsay Lohan as Elizabeth Taylor does.”

  16. Blue says:

    They really want people to believe that is LL’s real hair? Please, I’ve seen better hair pieces at the dollar store.

  17. boo says:

    The cracken strikes again, she actually thinks she’s getting a chance in Hollywood? This is a joke, I’m pretty sure Lifetime hired her to get some publicity for their crappy movies. How much did they pay her for this? Does she have to change clothes in the port-o-potty? It looks really budget.

  18. Mayday says:

    This is going to be a f-king mess and I CAN’T WAIT.

  19. nettie says:

    I am TOTALLY watching this mess. It will be a classic crackfest with overacting and photoshopped nip-slips. At least in my mind…I think this will give us all good material to laugh at for at least ONE day after it airs.

  20. Hanna says:

    Crack nipples won’t be the only thing featured in the film…

  21. keats says:

    Dead eyes, always with the dead eyes.

  22. Micah says:

    I love the frame with the “scrunchy faces”, or what I like to call “constipated fruit bat” face.

    Awesome. I think I found my next avatar pic.

  23. Kim says:

    Is this movie a comedy/parody because she looks nothing like Liz. Who did she pay for this role? Terrible casting. Who is going to go see this? No one!

  24. Bess says:

    Again, I can’t understand why the media seems to be going bat shit crazy over this Lifetime movie. How many full length, big budget motion pictures get this much publicity during production?

    • deep says:

      The ones that are produced by Dina starring none other than her has been 50 year old looking 25 year old daughter that needs to just go away. I don’t believe lifetime is putting this stuff out there. They never have before. So, LILO is calling the paps and telling them where she is filming and when. She is doing this..not lifetime. One thing is for sure..this 25 year old 50 year old is a total train wreck that needs to just go away. I don’t think she is capable of getting it together. She has ruined her brain with drugs. Very sad..but IMO very true.

  25. Brad says:

    @really I don’t see it. LIz caught her men and evidently she bewitched them so much they just had to marry her. She was a a trophy wife for some rich and talented men. Lohan doesn’t ever seem to have a steady relationship,the only people she legitimately dated was sam ronson and wilmer and thats in 10 years. the rest is just unfounded rumors that either she or the person in question denies. which means its hook ups at the most. Liz also was a major movie star and had fantastic career and made studios a lot of money. Lohan makes gossip blogs and paparazzi lots of money. She hasn’t made studios money since she was a teenager. Liz actually was one of those rare child stars who became a fully fledged movie star as she grew older. they aren’t not comparable.

  26. Eleonor says:

    @ Really: Yes she was, but she was also one of the first celebrity (the first?) to speak against HIV discrimination.
    She also was an amazing actress in her heydays and won two academy awards.
    No way she can be compared with the cracken.

  27. SnowWhite says:

    I don’t know why people keep saying, “Liz must be rolling in her grave”. Elizabeth Taylor had a wicked sense of humor, if any thing she’s laughing her ass off.

  28. Miffy says:

    The sad thing is even if Firecrotch pulls this off in terms of acting her 40-a-day voice is going to be so off putting.

  29. hillbilly in the corner says:

    Elizabeth Taylor never had hair that long in her life except for the hair peices she keep in her closet like the black braided thingie she wear when she was married…
    She keep her hair shoulder length or shorter and black ….that wig LiLo has on is cheap and way out of charactor. for liz…and the wig on the guy is awful its sticking up in back…
    The dress way off by at least a decade or more… who ever pickouted the wardrobe doesn’t know a thing about what they wee doing…so far they have all been wrong…
    I didn’t know this movie was going be a comedy parady !!!!!

  30. Amanda G says:

    She doesn’t look a thing like Elizabeth. But who am I kidding? I will definitely watch this train wreck!

  31. serena says:

    Double chin, crack lips, boobs hanging out, stomach out.
    UGH. Poor Elisabeth, I’m really sorry for her family hope they won’t watch this shame of a movie.

  32. Dahlia1947 says:

    Wow ok! You don’t like Lindsey Lohan!
    D%mn. I got it! Her wigs are different lengths because maybe she’s portraying Liz at different times in her life? DUH!

  33. skuddles says:

    Ugh, she looks nothing like Liz.. she just looks some Krapdashian wannabe. That seals the deal – I will never be able to bring myself to watch this mess.

    • deep says:

      Me either. What a mess. LILO as Liz Taylor. It’s a joke. She looks so old and used up. Mama Lohan must be producing this. Who else would give her this role?? It just doesn’t make sense. Ugh she is just soooo used up. I can hardly stand to look at her

      • skuddles says:

        And harder still when you realize she’s portraying the great Liz Taylor… Liz was certainly no saint but her beauty and talent were immeasurable and indisputable, and she did so very many good and charitable things for her fellow man in her lifetime. Kind of a sick travesty that they’d hire the busted and bloated Lohan to play her – made for tv trash or not.

  34. hateonit. says:

    she. looks. horrible. from the wig to the weirdly shaped middle to her boobs looking deformed. just all wrong. ii can’t. just allll wrong.

  35. ellie66 says:

    I think Lifetime is counting on her usual crackie shennigans because alot of people are gonna watch just to see her make a fool of herself. She looks used like a old retro hooker. Ewww i wonder if she will do a Lifetime Marilyn Monroe movie:(

  36. Newtsgal says:

    Hahahaha!
    Anybody else notice the ad at the bottom of the 1st pic….”Woman is 57 but looks 27″ Shouldn’t that read Woman is 27 but looks 57?
    I’m just sayin!

  37. Heidi says:

    She is just gross and mutilates the part. How could any director cast such a skanky girl as Lilo.

  38. Madisyn says:

    Chattin with Belle NOW!

  39. Penguin says:

    I want to see this just for the comedy value. Hope they show it in the uk.

  40. G says:

    She’s reliving her last bar fight.

    What’s with the budget club-rat extensions?

  41. deep says:

    OMG She just looks horrible. It’s such a slam to Liz. I can’t believe they are letting LILO play the role. It’s sickening. And, that’s just looking at the pictures. I can’t even imagine what a mess of a movie this thing is going to be.

  42. DailyNightly says:

    JJ has a pic with full(fake)breast flying out of her dress! Snooki indeed!

  43. novaraen says:

    So sad that they chose this dirty crack bag to play Liz.

  44. erik heller says:

    The preoccupation this country has with both “good,real actors”,versus “cheap, lack luster wana-bee’s”, will never stop to keep me being confused. LiLo, and her little nip,is not good looking,not sexy,or redeaming enough to be given the time of day! She will remain the skank that she has become,and is not worthy of portraying a great talent such as E.Taylor!!!

  45. DanaG says:

    This just looks bad, between the cheap wigs (and her own hair), bad clothes and Cracken’s nipple slips it seems more like a really bad comedy. The people producing are probably high fiving each other everyone knows about the movie and it’s all because they cast Lindsay Lohan. I guess they don’t care it’s going to tank and get a bag full of razzies. Can’t really compere Liz to Lilo one was a real beauty with a great talent the other is neither. I can’t wait to see the plastic baubles they get out to try and recreate some of Liz’s amazing jewelry.

  46. Angel says:

    I can’t get over the hair!! When did Taylor ever have hair this long?? She always had shorter do’s. I knew this was going to be a mess, but I really thought they would do a better job in hair and makeup. Makeup can work wonders, transforming features, etc. It looks like Lifetime isn’t even trying. This just looks like LILO in a black wig.

  47. Axis2ClusterB says:

    I cannot wait for this. It’s going to be HORRIBLE. I’m already planning a drunken girls night.

  48. the original bellaluna says:

    Other than “WTF was Lifetime THINKING?” I don’t know what else to say.

    I know they’re on a boat, but did Elizabeth ever have a wardrobe malfunction IRL?

  49. Biker says:

    YEEOW The real life Who’s afraid of Virginia Woof won’t need makeup for that scene in the movie

  50. nikkithix says:

    Of all the beautiful, talented actresses to play the iconic Liz Taylor, they chose that hot mess. What a disgrace.

  51. sarahtonin says:

    Courtenay Semel was on that ridiculous reality show, Rich Kids: Cattle Drive with Kourtney Kardashian and that Brittny Gastineau girl. It had more illiterately spelled christian names than talent. Speaking of which, you should see all the red lines in this reply box these names flag for spelling mistakes. If only their parents had this when they filled out the birth certificates.