Lindsay Lohan celebrated her 26th birthday at a club, with some booze

Happy birthday, Lindsay Lohan. The Cracken turns 26 years old today. Can you believe it? Can you believe she survived her 25th year? Her 24th? Her 23rd? Lindsay’s crack shenanigans make it feel like dog years, right? I can’t believe she’s ONLY 26. She looks 40-something. And she has the liver of a 60-year-old alcoholic, I can guarantee. So, how did Lindsay celebrate her Birthday Eve (because crackies celebrate things like “birthday’s eve”)? She went to a club with her “friends”. And she did NOT drink! If you believe that.

Party time for Lindsay Lohan! The Liz & Dick actress let loose during her birthday bash at West Hollywood nightclub Bootsy Bellows early Sunday. The party took place one day ahead of her 26th birthday, which she celebrates on Monday. A little after midnight, the actress, clad in a tight pink minidress, hit up the hotspot with a group of her close friends.

“She sat at her table close to the DJ,” a witness tells Us Weekly. “[Up-and-coming group] Speakerz was there and performed several songs for Lindsey. She was loving them and looked happy and carefree as she danced all around with her friends.”

Later, the star was presented with cake and Sprinkles Cupcakes, and the whole room broke out singing “Happy Birthday.”

“There was a ton of alcohol at Lindsey’s table, however she didn’t appear to be drinking,” the witness adds.

Perhaps it’s good that the headline-making actress is laying low, especially after her scary June 15 incident where she was treated for exhaustion.

[From Us Weekly]

Yes, I’m sure she just sipped from a water bottle all evening. In between trips to the bathroom to do some lines. Because it’s super-important that we all know that she wasn’t drinking!!!

So, what will “26” mean for Lindsay Lohan? Probably not much in the way of career achievements or anything. Probably a lot of the same old BS from her. Speaking of, remember that completely gross and inappropriate photo shoot Crackie did with Terry Richardson last week? Well, she pissed off a ton of people – especially some high-profile advocacy groups, like Hopeline (suicide prevention) and The Brady Campaign to Prevent Gun Violence both issued statements about Lindsay being so dumb and crackie – you can read them here.

Photos courtesy of WENN, Terry’s Diary.

 

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  1. jazzmin says:

    SHE’S 26?????????????????????? Wow imagine when she hits 40?

  2. Electra says:

    Man, I hope this girl gets to see a lot more birthdays. I worry she’s not going make it sometimes. It’s really sad.

  3. Michelle says:

    Okay….this person needs to stop having close-ups done. She looks great far away & with lots of make-up. This is just way too real. She looks like a 40 year old alchie.

  4. moon says:

    i actually thought shes younger 24 or something…

  5. Snowpea says:

    She’ll be joining the 27 Club.

  6. Tiegs says:

    One more year and she gets to join the 27 club. Too harsh?

    On another note, hot damn, that’s a rough photo. I can’t believe she’s actually younger than me….

  7. brin says:

    Yikes…next year is the infamous 27th…better watch out, Lilo!
    @Tiegs….I didn’t think so…lol.

  8. LittleDeadGirl says:

    I so don’t think she’s going to make it to her 30th and I don’t mean that to be mean in anyway. I’m not wishing bad things in her but the way she’s going it’s just not going to happen.

    She’s a great poster child for don’t do drugs, don’t drink, don’t tan. I have a baby face, which I of course hated when I was a teenager but now that I’m 27 and I still get mistaken for a 19 year old I’m rather happy about it. She had a baby face too and she could still look so pretty, I think she’s beautiful, but she’s done everything possibly to age herself and make herself look terrible.

  9. dorothy says:

    Another day, another reason to drink and act like a fool. Nothing new here.

  10. really says:

    I hope that she becomes the 4th Mrs. Tom Cruise! Lilo is exactly the sort of person who could get sucked into a cult.

  11. Boo says:

    TMZ must get paid a certain amount to post the same line in every story about her: “There was alcohol, but she was not drinking.” Who on God’s green earth believes that? Maybe it is like a joke that they all have over there at the yukkfactory known as TMZ: “Hey guys, let’s put in AGAIN how she wasn’t drinking! Hahahahahahaaaaa!”

  12. Quinn says:

    She disgusts me and isn’t even interesting enough to warrant all of this attention, negative or not. At her “height” of fame, she didn’t do anything stellar enough for us to care if she screws her life up or not…she never contributed much to the world, and she clearly never will. I feel like I need not see her face any more..I am getting Lohan Rage Syndrome.

  13. birdie says:

    So next year she will be 27. What a magical year that will be.. I am talking about that certain club..

  14. Happymom says:

    Did her mother write that for US magazine? What a load of crap. “Carefree”? “Scary incident with exhaustion”? The wholesome cupcakes? Oh please.

  15. Vic says:

    Put a fork in her – she’s done

  16. Lem says:

    Considering the hoopla around her just barely making it to her 21 st birthday (goodness, remember that drama) I guess she’s maintaining (?)

  17. Holden says:

    She’s only 26? Man she’s living a hard life, wait till she hits 30 and looks 50.

  18. Izzy says:

    Jeez. I spent a LOT of time outdoors as a kid and always had a deep summer tan. I just turned 39 last month. AND I LOOK YOUNGER THAN HER. (Makes me feel good about myself, and really sorry and kinda horrified for her at the same time, you know?)

  19. Kaye says:

    She and her crazy family are completely to blame for her problems, but it’s hard to look at that last picture without feeling at least a little sympathy.

  20. MarenGermany says:

    at the terry richards shoot, she was doing lines. it´s clearly visible in on of those pics. there are scratched, whitey cd-covers in the background on the nightstand. it´s a common way. you either use a mirror or a cd-cover. the cd covers always suffer from the scratching.
    so, happy birthday lindsay.
    good thing you have changed so much.

  21. logan says:

    I figured there would be a big news story about her weekend. She is probably pretty pi**ed at all the press time Katie Holms is getting. I thought she would do something real stupid to get back on top the gossip pile.

  22. HappyJoyJoy says:

    A year a a half to go (tops) 27 club, ya’ll!

  23. Lisa says:

    Lord. Her eyes are more glazed than a Krispy Kreme donut. The whole family is a wreck.

  24. TaylorB says:

    Dear Lilo,

    For your b-day I got you a few little trinkets you could use, here is something called self respect, one year in rehab, and new parents.

    Happy Birthday!

  25. lower-case deb says:

    why the avalance of fur coats all of a sudden? is there some wardrobe assistant currently being rushed off her feet trying to figure out why some hangers are lying on the floor forlornly?

    also, why is it that seemingly almost every newspiece about Lindsay Lohan needs to have that line “even though the table is covered in booze, she doesn’t seem to be drinking them” or “even though the whole premise is dripping with booze, she’s only drinking water” or “even though you can get drunk just by inhaling the air of the club, she’s certifiably sober, eyewitness says”

    why? it’s kinda like all those pitiable dissembling we’re seeing in the other threads these past few days. you know, the one’s that start with “i’m not a fan of/a member of/a follower of/a hater of… ladeedaa”

  26. Green is Good says:

    Hohan doesn’t have “friends”, she has unemployed hangers-on.

  27. Aubra says:

    I dare y’all to google “Sparkle Johnson” and tell me that aint gonna be Lindsay at age 40…or next week! G’head run to google, I’ll wait!

  28. Cathy says:

    I wonder how much she pays her sources and witnessess to say she wasn’t drinking.

  29. the original bellaluna says:

    Of COURSE she wasn’t drinking! That’s water in that water bottle, y’all. Of COURSE she wasn’t doing drugs! That’s baby powder, y’all.

    I’d like to say I’d be surprised if she makes it to 27, but, as I’ve said, she IS a crackroach.

  30. Megan says:

    The first picture is old. I remember seeing it awhile ago.

  31. Izzy says:

    Looks like it’s Cracktini Monday. Pass the gin…

  32. dragonlady sakura says:

    Lindsay won’t be joining the 27th club. Just like the mighty cockroach and Courtney Love, she’ll out live us all.

    • LeeLoo says:

      So she’ll live to 50?

      Since you brought out the great Courtney, I will say this. I seriously believe Courtney Love is on her way out. You just take one look at her in the present and you can see the abuse her body has endured from pharmaceuticals. Courtney goes through periods of lucidity and then she descends back into craziness each time it gets a little worse than the last. But those pharmaceuticals are always around. Courtney Love is like Michael Jackson in her drug use these days. She gave up the street drugs a long time ago. The thing with MJ was that he was very reclusive. Courtney is not. This isn’t also a Keith Richards thing or Motorhead Lenny situation where they go through long periods of sobriety. It is continuous drug use whether street drugs or pharmaceuticals. I think the question with Courtney is whether she is taking them at therapeutic levels or abusing them.

      My point is, even if Lindsay is a cockroch eventually all the abuse her body has endured is going to take on other forms. Honestly, I looked at pics from LL’s bday and as I’ve said previously I think she has heroin eyes now. I think we’ve run from crack straight into intravenous injections of heroin. She’s in bad shape.

  33. sup says:

    you know if we didn’t know better we’d all refuse to believe that she’s only 26…

  34. erika says:

    Has Lindsay HERSELF seen this top picture????

    Jesus Joseph!!! If I looked like that I’d be bouncing back to rehab!!!

  35. erika says:

    STOP saying she looks 40!!!!!!!!!!!

    I am 40 yrs old and i look nothing like that! People mistake me for late 20s!

    Do you realize Jlo, jennifer garner, eva longoria are ALL 40 and UP??? and it’s not because they’re movie stars!

    Seriously, it’s really an insult because truthfully Lilo doesn’t even look 90…she looks like the demon possessed!

    and it’s not because she looks FOURTY it’s bad drugs, bad liquor, bad smokes, bad parents, bad tanning, bad extensions, bad STDs, bad choices, bad dye jobs….

  36. susie cue says:

    I know that header photo is to be celebrated for its bustedness, but it. HURTS. You’re in trouble when Gollum starts to eclipse you in “Who Wore it Better?” – FACE EDITION.

  37. Tdot says:

    Omg that lead photo is beyond offensive to the eyes. She looks like an old, Eastern European hooker. No offense to Eastern European hookers!

  38. zooyork says:

    does anyone else find that her nose looks like a penis these days?

  39. Boo says:

    For everyone who insisted Lindz was wearing “face prosthetics” to look like Older Liz in the pictures from the other day, you should really check out the Daily Mail’s pics of her dressed up as Cleopatra, filmed when Liz was YOUNG. Lindsay is still bloated and looks like a pile of crap. And wasn’t the movie to be finished by now? Hmmmm.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2167954/Lindsay-Lohan-wears-ebony-wig-emulate-Liz-Taylors-Cleopatra-role–puffing-cigarette.html

  40. Str8Shooter says:

    She looks like a (slightly) younger version of Donatella Versace. Can you imagine when she hits 40? Yikes!