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In my completely unscientific and superficial study of Lindsay Lohan, I’ve always thought that her hair color determined how crackie she behaved. The highest level of cracked-out behavior always seemed to come when she was a blonde and brunette. The blonde is always the worst, I’ve felt, just because the shade of white-blonde doesn’t suit her and she tends to resemble a 50-something truck-stop hooker (no disrespect, truck-stop ladies – all are welcome on this forum). When she’s brunette, she’s still a crazy crackhead, but she just looks a tad better and a little bit younger, although that’s not a guarantee.
As for her natural hair color – Firecrotch Ginger, if you will – it does suit her coloring, she looks fine with it, and I don’t know why she doesn’t just keep it ginger. Anyway, Lindsay has gone back to red. Which means that she’s officially done filming Liz & Dick with Lifetime (they wrapped on the 3rd), which means HELLO CRACK SHENANIGANS!!!! Except not really, because the Cracken’s shenanigans were in full-force during production, so if anything, the shenanigans might go undetected now that an insurance company isn’t breathing down her neck. Anyway, the hair color… eh. The past few times she’s gone back to red, it’s not really the “red” of her natural state. She’s been doing it strawberry-blonde, really – like Nicole Kidman used to do. Although this photo isn’t very high quality, it does seem like Lindsay did go a bit darker than usual.
Whatever. You know she’ll be back to blonde soon enough. Probably when she hits another baby with her rented Porsche while swigging vodka from a water bottle.
PS… I’m including some more of the Cracken’s recent Instagram photos.
Photos courtesy of Instgram, Fame/Flynet.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Hair, Lindsay Lohan
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Wow…Instagram was made precisely for people like her. That weird, fuzzy wash-out look makes her look her age!
As for crack shenanigans…whatever. Kind of sick of her at this point, to be honest.
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she really scares me
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Are those photos as fuzzy as her brain, or is it just me?
I’m surprised we haven’t heard anything about her 4th of July cracknanigans. Maybe she’s just “exhausted” again and slept through it…
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Instagram filter is really fuzzy. And I’m sure her brain is much fuzzier than this…
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She doesn’t need to change what is ON her head, but what is INSIDE her head!
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Exactly!
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Hi brin!
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We’ll need 10 litres a day of heavily salted water, a sharp razor and an intensive six-months program of mellow beach days with the Mcgonagueyheyheyheyhey.
Challenge accepted.
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Please tell me McStripper is not for her.
She doesn’t deserve it after her crack happenings.
He can be used as respite for the brave CBers who volunteer to un-scum her brain ^^
Honestly, I’m surprised she managed to complete filming. Although there were some close calls.
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Lol Amelia…
The 10 litres a day of salty water = to clean her from the inside out. God only knows what’s lurking inside that body.
The very sharp razor = to shave that mess off her head. Every single day of the 6 months program. Lord, the things that might be hidden in that mane!
The McGonagueyheyheyheyhey = for inspiration and mentoring. The Mcgonagueyheyheyheyhey cannot be contaminated. It’s written in the bible or something. *Nods convincingly*
Of course… seeing him shirtless 24/7 would also be of much needed comfort to the poor CeleBitches volunteering on The Lohan Project. Possibly the only reason to volonteer… ;D
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It’s definitely an incentive
And we can masquerade what will essentially be staring at a buff Texan for 6 months as charity work ^^
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Yep…
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well , i think its a good step ahead .. but the face cant be fixed sadly ( that what drugs & alcohol do to u ) :/ i just wish she keep doing movies & drive carefully *wishfull thinking * lol :p
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When she dyes her hair red, surely that means Dina has to, too. And when she goes brunette, Dina surely must follow suit.
I mean, God forbid Lindsay and Dina look different at any point. They are, after all, the same age.
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LMAO XD … true fact >.<
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? I’ve never seen Dina with anything but bleached blonde with extensions.
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i know her puffy face is fillers .. but what led her to that is wrinkels & dullness coused by alcohol & drugs
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I can’t hate on Lindsey. It seems ridiculous at this point. Like when courtney love was always in the news circa 2004. She doesn’t deserve the attention she’s getting and it’s not helping her.
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Blohan must have figured she needed to do SOMETHING to attract attention, what with this Holmes/Cruise divorce diverting the attention from HER.
Now all we need is some BS ME!Ann stunt, and the circle will be complete.
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Oh God, don’t give her any ideas! She’s been bumped way off the front page so who knows how far she would go! Well Tommy will be needing a new “girlfriend”…
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I’ve been thinking that the last few days. Been expecting a cracktacular story about LieLie to compete with the Tom & Katie drama. Half her crap seems deliberate, (or deliberately leaked), just so people keep talking about her, so it’ll have to be really good to bump a T&K piece off the lead.
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Truck stop hookers AKA lot lizards
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Too bad you didn’t post the Cleobloatra photos! They were stunning!
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LOL @ Cleobloatra Boo.
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To bad her face is still busted as well as her personality.
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There are paparazzi shots of her haircolor and it looks great, you cannot really see it in this instagram shot.
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I can’t believe how much her weight fluctuates. She’s got a real coke-bloat problem.
As for the hair, there’s no way it could tolerate going blonde, red, black, red etc. It would’ve broken off by now. The different colours (to red) were wigs. You can guess by whether she has bangs or not, (and the way it sits strangely on her head).
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Yes- to go from dark to light she’d have to bleach, then color. I’d love to see a photo while she’s getting her hair done! Come on, assistant, start a secret blog of the REAL Lohan. That would be so great.
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Yeah to go dark to light you have to strip, and to go from light to dark you have to fill. It’s a lot of processing.
Perhaps they are all lace fronts because she has no hair left? Let’s see a picture of LieLie’s sketchy bald patch!
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How long did LIZ AND DICK shoot? Three weeks? It’s going to be like a biopic made by Ed Wood.
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20 days, start to finish.
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These days, she looks like warmed-over a$$ no matter her hair color.
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No amount of makeup can cover up her heroin eyes.
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Why is it only a week ago she looked like a busted 60 year old woman on prednisone (fat face + old lady belly) and now she looks totally normal*??? Now I’m not saying I’m perfect but it’s really amazing how her looks change SO drastically SO quickly.
*normal by lohan standards
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If SHE posts the picture, she looks way better than candids taken of her by others. Hmmmm. What on earth could be going on there?
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Sorry, LL, but considering the lack of posts in this column about you, you better step up your game. Katie is going to be difficult to knock off of front pages although I know if you really apply your crackie self, you can come up with something.
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LOL @ “really apply your crackie self”!
So funny, but so, so very true.
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She should get those slug lips of hers fixed. They look like hemorroids and why does she always wear the grossest shades of lipstick ever that only make her look worse!
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LOL…that last pic of LILO trying to be Elizabeth Taylor is a classic…keep showing it Celebitchy….It’s still making me laugh. It’s a good one.
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Well this is going to be LL’s next project. I’m anticipating a lot of rumors from this set too.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2169211/Lindsay-Lohan-parties-porn-star-star-James-Deen–leave-bar-car.html?ito=feeds-newsxml
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Whoa Nelly, those are some godawful pictures. Compare those with the ones she tweets of herself…clearly, that mirror she’s looking into for Twitter has a Photoshop Option.
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last picture is my favourite ever.
good god!
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Girl needs to have her head shaved to get out all the cooties. Then spend a month or more detoxing and deflating. I cant say she’ll look normal again, but at least she wont look like a 50 year old prostitute. jeez.
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I can’t with those harsh dark brown eyebrows. They completely ruin the potential restorative qualities of the the ginge. Put down the effing bronzer, too. Freckled redheads are not bronzed by nature. The cracken’s makeup is always a mess.
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20 days to shoot the whole thing?
It’s still a miracle she made it.
How TERRIBLE is this film going to be?
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IS THAT HER HOUSE in the top picture??! THAT’S SUPPOSED TO BE *MY* HOUSE.
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