In my completely unscientific and superficial study of Lindsay Lohan, I’ve always thought that her hair color determined how crackie she behaved. The highest level of cracked-out behavior always seemed to come when she was a blonde and brunette. The blonde is always the worst, I’ve felt, just because the shade of white-blonde doesn’t suit her and she tends to resemble a 50-something truck-stop hooker (no disrespect, truck-stop ladies – all are welcome on this forum). When she’s brunette, she’s still a crazy crackhead, but she just looks a tad better and a little bit younger, although that’s not a guarantee.
As for her natural hair color – Firecrotch Ginger, if you will – it does suit her coloring, she looks fine with it, and I don’t know why she doesn’t just keep it ginger. Anyway, Lindsay has gone back to red. Which means that she’s officially done filming Liz & Dick with Lifetime (they wrapped on the 3rd), which means HELLO CRACK SHENANIGANS!!!! Except not really, because the Cracken’s shenanigans were in full-force during production, so if anything, the shenanigans might go undetected now that an insurance company isn’t breathing down her neck. Anyway, the hair color… eh. The past few times she’s gone back to red, it’s not really the “red” of her natural state. She’s been doing it strawberry-blonde, really – like Nicole Kidman used to do. Although this photo isn’t very high quality, it does seem like Lindsay did go a bit darker than usual.
Whatever. You know she’ll be back to blonde soon enough. Probably when she hits another baby with her rented Porsche while swigging vodka from a water bottle.
PS… I’m including some more of the Cracken’s recent Instagram photos.
Photos courtesy of Instgram, Fame/Flynet.
Written by Kaiser
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