Duchess Kate allegedly stopped having sex with William months ago

Way back, more than a year and a half ago, the tabloids were attempting to introduce Kate Middleton (then Prince William’s fiancée) to the world. Those of us who were paying attention knew Kate, we knew how many times William had dumped her or screwed around on her, and we knew that she always took him back, no questions asked. But The Enquirer tried to convince us that Kate was playing an old game on William once she had gotten the ring – sources claimed that Kate stopped putting out, allegedly to make their wedding night special, but really because Kate didn’t feel like exerting herself once she had gotten the ring. I referred to it as “closing down her biscuit factory” which, hilariously, some people thought “Oh, I didn’t know Kate owned a literal biscuit factory.”

Anyway, there’s a new report suggesting that Kate has shut down her biscuit factory once again – allegedly, she hasn’t put out in FOUR MONTHS. Which might go a long way in explaining A) why William seems to have less patience for his wife these days and B) why Kate has been flirting up a storm with Prince Harry.

Don’t hold your breath for a Royal Baby. A source says William & Kate barely get to spend any time together!

Prince William and Kate Middleton‘s relationship may seem like it’s straight out of a fairy tale, but according to a new report, the magic does not extend to their bedroom. Even when their travel schedules do allow for them to be in the same place at the same time, William’s military duties usually get in the way.

“More often than not [for Kate], it’s a case of off to bed for the night on her own while her husband is working,” a source close to the couple tells Star magazine.

Another theory is that Kate doesn’t want to get pregnant!

“My guess is that she doesn’t want to spoil that gorgeous figure,” Nicholas Davies, author of William: The Rebel Prince, believes.

[From Star Magazine via Hollywood Life]

I got the “four months” figure from HL’s headline, by the way. I’m surprised that it’s not mentioned in the story. Now, has Kate really cut William off? Is it all about his “work schedule” (even though he’s done more partying and public events in the past two months than work)? Or does Kate not want to ruin her figure? Eh. I would bet that Kate is on The Pill or something, so it’s not like she has to “cut him off” to ensure that she won’t get pregnant. While I have my doubts about the accuracy of this story, I do wonder if Will and Kate’s sex life is exciting or passionate or anything beyond rote at this point.

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  1. TheOriginalKitten says:

    That hat makes me think: NOT passionate.

    • Amelia says:

      I think the safe money would be on totally vanilla run-of-the-mill stuff.
      Makes me think of that family guy sketch about British p*rn.

      • LAK says:

        @Amelie – on the otherhand, when it comes to Camilla and Charles, i think it must be hot!!! [SMH at my smutty mind] i always think of Camilla as a horsey Jilly Cooper heroine.

      • Amelia says:

        As others have written below, the tampon comment did it. Ol’ Charlie boy will forever be known for it.
        Gahhhh, my roomie’s got 50 shades in her hand right now, I do not want that mental picture in my head!!

      • iseepinkelefants says:

        I think Waity is probably a cold fish. They must have vanilla sex, BUT I don’t think that was always the case.

        On Dlisted they used to have this ad for a vibrator that looked like a cone? Anyway they touted Waity as a customer and fan of the product, so she’s not that much of a stick in the ass as I think she’d be but I doubt she’s very exciting and probably used every trick she had to “ensnare” him. Now that she’s got that ring she doesn’t need to try.

        However I think she’s more of an idiot than I thought. If she wants to cement anything she needs to have an heir. That doesn’t mean that a kid will keep William from divoring her, but if he ever decides too and she doesn’t have the next in line she’ll be screwed (not that that wouldn’t be funny, to me at least).

        My bet is if he’s not already cheating on her (I doubt he is), he’ll do it soon enough. He knows that she doesn’t care if he cheats on her but because the marriage is so new the public couldn’t deal with it (that’s probably the only thing stopping him. We already know he has cheated so he has no qualms about it).

        Damn no wonder he’s pissed. Not only did he have to marry her but now she’s not putting out? His recent behavior makes so much sense. Add the fact that she’s publicly antagonizing him by keeping up the Harry whispers and I could almost excuse his behavior towards her.

  2. Mitch Buchanan Rocks! says:

    Kate would look so much better if she gained about twenty pounds – her face would fill out and she’d have some booty.

  3. smith says:

    I was going to make a thinly-veiled sexual joke about her love of giant buttons (hey, I would have made it work) but now I’m thinking let’s just collectively get out of their bedroom and back into her clothes closet where we belong.

    • original almond says:

      Hear! Hear!

    • Kaye1 says:

      I’m with you. This story is dumb and impossible to verify.

    • Esti says:

      Co-sign.

    • LadyAnne says:

      I absolutely agree with you.

    • Jen34 says:

      This story is absurd.

    • Raven says:

      I’m not interested in the nuts and bolts of their sex life either, but I think the story is false. Her primary job is to produce an heir or two and she knew that when she married him. She is not about to disappoint the monarchy and end up like Diana or Sarah Ferguson.

      • Hope says:

        Wholeheartedly agree. She is, as has been pointed out on this site several times, a geisha. She will do, say, roleplay, whatever it is William wants. Girl is no idiot, she know what she signed on for.

        And I also agree with the clothes vs. personal life comment. Let us retire to her dressing room. I hear they have tea and gluten-free crumpets there. And lovely little puffy ottomans with lace trim 🙂

  4. Rhea says:

    I’m sure they love and care about each other, but passionately??? I just couldn’t get that vibe from them. More like “he’s-a-husband-material-and-she’s-a-wife-material-so-we-settled-down”. Charles and Camilla probably have more exciting sex life. LOL 😀 ( Ugghhh..I can’t believe I just said that. Now the image is stuck in my brain. -_- )

  5. Chatcat says:

    So Kate isn’t getting any and Jane Fonda is getting too much! Wow what is this world coming to when the young one can beget an heir and the old one can’t get enough? Uhgggg.

    • bettyrose says:

      Jane Fonda isn’t really a fair comparison. I’m guessing Barbarella has *always* had a much higher sex drive than Waity.

  6. Quinn says:

    Maybe she hasn’t the energy since it appears she doesn’t eat.

  7. bluhare says:

    If she isn’t putting out, she’s as stupid as all her critics say. And proof she’s lazy and won’t get a job, as her only job these days is to produce an heir.

    Which is why I don’t believe it. After she pops out WillKate, sure, then I would, but not now.

    • iseepinkelefants says:

      Exactly. She’s waited 10 years and to not even try to get pregnant? That’s the final step, not the marriage (though getting him down the aisle was a HUGE step). Can’t see her giving up before she’s cemented her place.

      But then again maybe she is stupid enough to believe that the ring was enough? Ahahaha

      • imqrious2 says:

        I remember reading an interview with PW saying that they would not get pregnant this year so as not to steal any attention away from the Queen during her Jubuliee year. Also that it could be difficult for Kate to be preggers during their tour this September (morning sickness, etc.).

  8. Caity says:

    Hasn’t anyone told Kate sex burns calories?

    • EmmaStoneWannabe says:

      Right…so if she were doing it, she’d be skeletal. She doesn’t seem to consume calories at this point! Sad.

  9. Sara says:

    Both are so bleh to the point of asexual, I actually can’t imagine them having sex.

  10. Talie says:

    No way do these two have hot sex and I don’t think it has everything to do with her either. He seems like he would be a selfish lover.

  11. RobN says:

    Apparently they’ve run through every single story with even a smidgen of truth to it, and now we’re all just making stuff up to fill space. Because who, exactly, has this sort of intimate knowledge and is talking to the press?

  12. blah says:

    Why do ppl hate on her? Not trying to be contrary but genuinely curious. She seems like a nice enough girl?

    • Me says:

      I know, I don’t get it either. She seems nice and Prince William seems to be a smart man who knows what he wants and needs in a wife so I don’t think that she tricked or pushed him into marriage.

    • Smarty2 says:

      Co-sign. I don’t get all the hate either. And I think they look happ together. Considering all of the scrutiny they get I think they are holding up (and on to one another) well.

    • Dahlia1947 says:

      I don’t get it either. I think alot of it stems from jealousy and bitterness. Like in school when the girls pick on the pretty girl.

      They (haters)come out looking the worst in the long run.

    • Belle says:

      I think she gives some the impression of a Boleyn Girl.

      That, and she applies her eye make-up with a trowel.

      Just a random guess though(;

      • Esmom says:

        I’ve said this before and I’ll say it until I see photographic evidence proving otherwise — I think her eyeliner is tattooed on.

    • Lindsay says:

      http://www.enclave24.com/2012/01/20/kate-middleton-top-10-missteps-of-2011-part-ii/#axzz20L7qmhgA

      If you are truly curious the whole article is full of reasons people don’t like her. Number 4 is one of the most valid arguments against her and that site explains it pretty well. I am only posting so you can see the other side of the argument not to defend the blog’s views or claim them as my own.

      • jess says:

        Sorry but that list is just stupid. People are expecting her to be like Princess Dianna and shes not. As for the whole no sex in four months thing, how would anyone know? Prince William seems really boring, if I were her Id be sneaking over to Prince Harry’s room.

      • erika says:

        wow!

        that was a DAMN fine piece! Holy! Honestly, fan of all things Brittania even worked there for a year but just don’t know much about kate – ‘cept CUT THE HAIR!

        But…this piece was such a DAMN fine, v. informative and pretty convincing reasons…sh*t….SH*T!

        I’m pissed then! Damn! I would LLLLOOOVVVEEEE to have been Diana’s successor! I adored her! I adored for her face AND her foibles/faults.
        -i’d LOVE to devote time to charities, bullying and also, hippotherapy (therapuetic horse riding for disabled children, helps pshyical and emotional), and i’d love to do something to support the human rights for women in developing countries subject to stoning, rape by their fault, child prostitution etc.,

        THERE! Bitch can I GET YOUR JOB!!!

        and….I have kick ass SHORT stylish hair, cool style and i sure as F***K can talk the talk and walk it…

        I’m up for some slap n tickle too DAMN IT

        this really shook my mind on kaity waity….girl, you’re pissing me off!

      • public consensus says:

        There are too many reasons the majority of people are getting sick of Waity. Her lazy and submissive ways are not a role model for women. Waity’s perpetual dependence on others is pathetic!

    • maemay says:

      She seems to be fanfiction fodder. I just think she dresses nice and has a nice smile. She has done nothing overt or said anything overt to offend.

    • RdyfrmycloseupmrDvlle says:

      Totally dont get the hate either. I think shes a great choice by william and his choice only proves what an inteligent and down to earth young man he is. She seems classy, well poised and just very nice. I see nothing to complain about at all. In fact I think shes a glowing example of poised lady like behavior. I wish more young women learned from her example. maybe shes just not vulgar enough for todays young women. Snort…Im sure they are very in love and have a normal relatonship.

      • public consensus says:

        What examples do we learn from Waity? Wait for 10 yrs with no career? Learn to be a great “poser” because that’s all Waity is capable of. Learn how she took William back twice after being dumped?

    • Emme says:

      I don’t like her, but only because it appears that she’s the ultimate gold digger. She probably cares more about being a princess than being with William.

  13. Ming says:

    [From Star Magazine via Hollywood Life]

    So the story is from Space Jesus and got hijacked in the middle by Peter Pan.

    Seems legit.

  14. Kaboom says:

    Considering that the only two people in the world who have the facts won’t possibly talk to that rag makes it exactly 0% credible.

  15. Jaime says:

    Yeah, ok…

  16. L says:

    Honestly, I think Prince William has been working. Looking back through the archives since January it’s been all the the Jubilee events (which are considered ‘work’ for him as a royal), that garter thistle thing, 3 polo matches, 2 weddings, 3 patron events (also part of his royal job) 1 trip to wimbledon, and 1 surfing trip.

    By my count that’s more days working in the past 7 months than “partying”. Not saying that he doesn’t have a more flexible schedule with the military than the average guy, but as the heir a good chunk of those events are required for his other job.

    As to their sex life, if he really is a cheater-holding out won’t solve anything. If anything, it would drive him to another person even faster. I don’t think Kate would risk that. Plus it’s hollywood life so…meh.

    • Micki says:

      I think too that he might have an affair in a blink of an eye if he’s not getting sany at home.
      But to father a hair he has to sleep with her at some point.

  17. Bren says:

    She’s not afraid they will Anne Bolyn her butt ? ( oops I mean “neck”)

  18. Danielle says:

    “My guess is that she doesn’t want to spoil that gorgeous figure,” Nicholas Davies, author of William: The Rebel Prince, believes.

    Gorgeous figure?

    • Chatcat says:

      Is boyish stickperson a figure?

      Kate has a build not a figure.

      • public consensus says:

        yeah, skinny with no curves is not feminine nor gorgeous. Waity’s got a boyish stick figure.

    • EmmaStoneWannabe says:

      more importantly: “Nicholas Davies, author of William: The Rebel Prince.”

      …but is William REALLY ‘The Rebel Prince?’ That author is aware sexy Prince Ginger exists, right?

  19. Sumodo1 says:

    No, she doesn’t have to ruin her figure NOW and here’s why: longevity runs in the Queen’s family. The Queen Mother lived past 100, and so may Queen Elizabeth. Prince Charles is in his 60s and will probably rule until his late 80s or even early 90s. Kate doesn’t need to produce an heir until she’s around 40. BTW, who needs to be preggo when the London Olympics are around the corner. I totally get it.

    • Belle says:

      Longevity may run in the Queen’s family, but being fertile is a different matter. Kate’s only ‘job’ at this point is to produce children with William. That’s it. Sounds archaic, but it is what it is.

      The older she gets, the more likely it is that she will have trouble conceiving. Not saying she won’t be able to… but statistically, fertility starts to decline at age 30… more-so after age 35. By age 40, less than half (2 in 5) of women who try to become pregnant will be able to. Even IFV treatments are less successful on women over 40.

      • flower says:

        We all know she has a PhD in waiting but If she waits too long, another 10yrs as you suggest the easier it will be for William to send her packing if he finds someone who really lights his fire…..that person is not Katie, there is just no passion there, you would notice it in an occasional look but there is at most just friendship, she makes things easy for him.

        I think Kate really does adore him but I can’t see the same thing from William. Heaven help them both if William falls hard for someone else. A whole clutch of kids is the only thing that will give her a fighting chance at staying around for ‘the top job’ (5 or 6 would have him tethered for life). It may be 30yrs or more before William gets his rear on the throne, that’s a long, long time when you and your marriage is in the public eye daily, anything could happen between now and then.

  20. Kevin says:

    I would definitely be having buyers remorse if I were him.

  21. SalmaNella says:

    They both don’t seem to be very sexual people. IDK, just the feeling I get. They seem more matched as friends.

    • public consensus says:

      Waity has been William’s discreet girlfriend who he trusted to sleep with during their 10-yr relationship prior to marriage. That’s how Waity hooked her prince and she wouldn’t let go despite being dumped twice. Perhaps now William is sick of sleeping with Waity?

  22. EmmaStoneWannabe says:

    As I was watching the Wimbledon match (Murray v. Federer), they would constantly pan over to her and Pippa in the crowd. I have always thought I liked her, but her attitude was so off-putting EVERY TIME they showed her face (which was frequent)! Not like she was aggravated by the match, but just so damn hoity-toity and snobby. Not cool.

    • Sachi says:

      She came off as so smug and very arrogant during the match, and even looking directly at the camera when it would focus on her and having that ‘cat got the cream’ smile.

      She knew she was getting attention and she was loving it. She and Pippa behaved like two teenagers giggling and talking throughout, but they wouldn’t interact with anyone else. Two snobs who behave more ‘royal’ than the actual royals.

      • bluhare says:

        Probably won’t be too long before there’s youtube video of her performance. I’ll have to go look.

      • Sachi says:

        bluhare – No video yet, but many photos.

        When you see this type of photos, what do you think?

        http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/07/08/article-2170424-13FAD635000005DC-332_634x297.jpg

        http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/07/08/article-2170424-13FA76B2000005DC-981_634x286.jpg

        http://www.zimbio.com/photos/Kate+Middleton/Stars+at+Wimbledon/cH4pM2HaW5G

        http://www.zimbio.com/photos/Kate+Middleton/Stars+at+Wimbledon/5x50UKH_Sny

        Who were they looking at in this photo?The court and the players are directly below them.
        http://www.zimbio.com/photos/Kate+Middleton/Stars+at+Wimbledon/2QeOo51thd-

        To me, they don’t look like two people innocently passing comments about the match. Instead, their faces look like two people gossiping and making fun of others. Those goofy looks on Pippa’s face, IMO, wouldn’t be about Murray slipping and falling down, or Federer not winning a point. They were both giggling, talking, and snickering throughout the match, almost out of place with the tense, exciting atmosphere in Centre Court.

        Here’s some more gems from tumblr:

        Kate Middleton being sincere, warm, genuine, interested, and looking happy to be visiting people from underprivileged backgrounds. Check out the open, welcoming body language, and the big smile on her face:

        http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxxknrzuSz1qmh2hvo2_250.gif

        Kate at the Jubilee concert:

        http://hcd-1.imgbox.com/aacy7whG.gif?st=3EMupAPcovKTYaRXLK1P_Q&e=1342035233

        She’s the only who was preening and making faces.

      • EmmaStoneWannabe says:

        Absolutely agree with your observations.
        I just looked at all of those posted pics- thanks for posting!…who/what are they looking at and talking about? Now I want to know! They appear to be so conniving and mean-spirited! I want to like Kate and Pippa, but esp now, I just dont. Not at all. I think if more people saw all these, they would agree – very ugly personalities.

      • Sachi says:

        @ EmmaStoneWannabe – You’re welcome!

        I agree. They just don’t seem to be gracious, kind, or sweet, do they? They both look mean and arrogant.

        Not only did they look like they were gossiping and giggling, but look at the people behind them in most of the photos. You can’t see their faces, but you can tell from their bodies that they were watching the match closely.

        Pippa and Kate were the only ones who kept on talking, giggling, and goofing around, turned towards each other and absorbed in whatever they were talking about.

        Especially this photo:

        http://www.zimbio.com/photos/Kate+Middleton/Stars+at+Wimbledon/2QeOo51thd-

        Who/what was the recipient of Kate’s sharp look and unfriendly expression? The only ones who were on that side that attracted camera time were Federer and Murray’s camps.

        And the people behind Pippa and Kate were facing forward, so it wasn’t “break time” or anything, nor did they share in Kate and Pippa’s object of interest. The two snobs were in their own little world.

      • EmmaStoneWannabe says:

        Sachi – do you think the vitriol could have been aimed at one of the player’s ladies – Mirka or Kim Sears? They seem the type to turn their jealousy into ridicule n a heart beat. Although I cannot imagine what negative they could have thrown at Murray’s gf Kim – she is absolutely gorgeous and has been with him for like 7 years. Ugh anyway..think we can agree the Middleton girls suck and need to be humbled asap!! Wish someone would get some real dirt on the sisters.

      • bluhare says:

        Sachi, they certainly look like they were doing everything except watch the match, don’t they? I can’t believe I’m going to say that Pippa comes off better than Kate, but I think she does. Kate’s the Duchess now, and she should have known better to sit up there and look like she and Pips were mean girling everyone.

      • It is ME!! says:

        @Sachi: I just went through the photos you posted.

        There is no way in hell those women are in their early 30’s. I’m older than they are, and I look a decade younger than them. They both look like early 40s cougars. (No offense to you lovely ladies in your 40s; these two just look like they don’t take care of themselves or their skin. They will regret it!)

      • public consensus says:

        Lazy Waity and her social climbing family is sickening! The attention seeking Middleton sisters are looking to hook another rich guy for Pippa. Gold-diggers.

  23. DailyNightly says:

    I don’t buy it. I have no doubt she will produce “an heir and a spare” and do everything she can to remain entrenched in the Royal family. If she’s smart, she will make note of what Diana did and do the exact opposite. I was a great fan of Diana and I think she got duped in alot of respects at the beginning but she also created problems for herself late in the marriage. Kate didn’t wait around for 9 years to start pulling stunts to get herself kicked out and “closing down the biscuit factory” would create problems.

  24. Little Darling says:

    Ha ha jokes on us! I suppose no one read the article about their padded room in the palace? The odd requests at 1am to have “extra” whipped cream and chocolate sauce? The exposé in STAR about their recent purchase of four dog collars and they don’t even own a dog?

    These kids are as freaky as they get!!

    • Danielle says:

      They have a dog named Lupo. Didn’t you see the photos of Wills hugging and kissing him instead of Kate at the polo match?

      • Lindsay says:

        It was a joke – they didn’t research it. They also don’t normal live in the palace. They are using the food and dog collars in bed.

    • Nashville Girl says:

      They do have a puppy, Lupo. No comment on those other requests.

    • Lem says:

      Come again?

  25. Sachi says:

    Kate looks like she has ‘pillow face’ in one of those closeups above. She doesn’t look like she gained a lot of weight, but more like she got her face pumped with fillers. The plumpness of her cheeks don’t look natural.

    Anyway, I don’t believe this story. Not because I think Kate and William have a great sex life, but because Kate doesn’t seem like the type of person who would actually make demands of William after she has let him treat her like a doormat all these years.

    Kate has made herself look like a ‘kept’ woman whose life was scheduled around a man and who always made herself available whenever William needed her. I doubt that would change so quickly. Not now, when she’s got what she’s been chasing and waiting for for 10 years.

    And William has cheated on her many, many times. Would he really be bothered if Kate is not sleeping with him? He didn’t bother when he was hooking up with other girls when they were dating.

    I don’t see them as a sexual couple. Even when they’d look and smile at each other, it always seems like they were just friends who get along well, not a couple who have mad chemistry together and “sizzle”, even in photos.

    They rarely go on holidays by themselves. They’re always with friends or Kate’s family, as if they can’t be alone together. Those recently released photos of them in their honeymoon showing a series of photos have none of William and Kate kissing or being affectionate with each other. They were like two friends who settled for each other. No spice, no flavour, no chemistry.

    Also, I like how the article makes William out to be some kind of dedicated, responsible RAF employee whose job keeps him away from his wife, as if his so-called “full-time job” is the reason why he and Kate can’t sleep together. It’s all the RAF’s fault that William and Kate can’t have sex that often!

    They make poor William, who takes so much time off from work doing who knows what, work hard when he does report for duty that he doesn’t have time for Kate! But he does have time for a lot of vacations and surfing in Cornwall without his wife! Hilarious.

    • Danielle says:

      Well said, Sachi!

    • bluhare says:

      If you look at the one of them walking down the beach, she looks photoshopped. Big time.

      • Sachi says:

        If we’re talking about Kate’s body, then no, I think it’s for real. That’s how her body must have looked when she lost all that weight. It’s shocking to see her looking like that, but I have no doubt that was Kate in those photos. No Photoshop involved whatsoever.

        Her shoulders have always been wider than her torso and she has very narrow hips. She’s built like an inverted triangle. It didn’t look so extreme when she weighed a good 20-25 lbs. more. But since she lost all the weight, her wide shoulders became emphasized and her extremely small waist and narrow hips made her body look very disproportionate, almost alien-like.

        Remember, she made Nicole Kidman look like a size 8-10 when she was in Hollywood. And Nicole is very thin herself. That was how thin Kate was.

        I just can’t believe that’s how skinny she has become and may still be that way. She really went too far with the dieting.

        This was how she used to look, in 2006:

        http://www.celebuzz.com/2011-03-14/kate-middleton-shows-off-white-hot-bikini-body-photos/

        Toned, athletic body. Healthy-looking.

      • bluhare says:

        Sachi, I’m not talking about her shape per se, but if you look at her right hip, the swimsuit sticks out further than she does!!

      • Sachi says:

        bluhare, this is a bigger photo of them walking on the beach, you can click on it to enlarge it:

        http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6wlzb5EMF1rno4lgo1_1280.jpg

        I see no evidence of Photoshop. Her swimsuit sticking out on her right side is the fabric of the bikini bottom going around her hip, not an actual Photoshop editing from the magazine. The angle of the photograph also skews the photo, so her left side is more defined, “flatter”, than her right side, which also makes the swimsuit look as if it’s sticking out.

      • bluhare says:

        OK, Sachi, maybe it is just angles and shadows, but her lower body looks really off to me. And her belly button looks different than the older shots. Lipo? I have spent WAY too much time looking at these!!

    • LAK says:

      @Sachi & Bluhare – The daily mail has finally written about it. I wondered how long it would take them to do so and how they could get around the media ban in UK.

      I think they took their header from the daily beast because report is identical.

      Also,whilst being suitably outraged, have nevertheless told their readers exactly where to find said photos.

      And so far, readers are not drinink the kool aid. Most are calling it a pr stunt.

      edit – even lainey who is such a kate fan isn’t buying that these were entirely accidental.

      • Sachi says:

        I have seen the DM article, LAK. But they showed no photos. Curious.

        It seems fishy, alright.

        Why are the photos being released now? What does the magazine have to gain by releasing photos taken one year before when many people did’t seem to be that interested anyway? It just seems so random.

        The only reason I can think of is that Kate has been getting one bad PR after another the past few weeks, with her rotten teeth on the cover of New Republic, to her reportedly being shown her place in the pecking order by the Queen herself, to her lavish spending on clothes when she barely worked last year, etc.

        So the photos are released to try and distract people and selling William and Kate’s fairy-tale PR and make them look like they’re in love.

        Except they don’t. Not in the photos, at least. And an Australian magazine got a hold of the photos. The British papers didn’t want to publish it?

        And I’ll admit I was shocked to see Kate’s body. I knew she was extremely thin, but not that bad. Her ribs weren’t sticking out and she won’t ever look skeletal because she has a bigger body frame and she’s not petite, but her stomach was so concave and her torso compared to her shoulders were too frail and small.

        She has lost so much weight and she didn’t look the picture of health and wellness. Looking back at her photos in that white bikini in 2006 when she had a great body, it’s so sad to see what happened to her.

        “It’s all part of the plan” according to her when a woman told her not to lose any more weight. Well, I hope it’s worth it.

      • bluhare says:

        I must be overly sensitized to seeing tiny women on my computer because she doesn’t look all that thin to me. Seriously. I know she is compared to the white bikini shots, and if I got to pick which body I could have, I’d have the white bikini one please.

      • LAK says:

        @Sachi – the british papers can’t publish because there was a media ban at the time pictures were taken. They would still be censored if they published now.

        So they allude to it instead.

        Given what a hot story it was 15months ago, it is beyond suspicious that the pictures showed up now, from a seemingly random pap. That pap would have made a serious amount of cash then. Unless they sold, and publication was waiting out the end of the ban.

        HOwever, it was given out that they rented entire resort and had coast guards patrolling nearby waters. These pictures came either from within or a pap with a boat and very very long lense…..LOL let me rephrase that, these pictures came from within.

      • Sachi says:

        @ bluhare – You can see in the photo I posted above in my other comment to you, that when the photo is enlarged, her huge collar bones are sticking out as well as her ribs. She has no body fat left. Her thighs are so thin.

        She’s never going to be tiny like totally emaciated, but for someone of her body type being ‘big-boned’, supposedly 5’10” in height, she is extremely thin and underweight. She doesn’t look that tiny, but IMO she also doesn’t look healthy.

        @ LAK – I agree with you that these photos came from within. No way William and Kate were unaware that they were being photographed, especially when they booked the whole resort and security should have been very tight. If they truly didn’t know anything about this, then there’s a leak in William’s team or the resort’s staff.

        The timing really is curious, isn’t it? It was just a few days ago when reports about Kate participating in sex orgies arranged by an old friend came out. The article was based on old stories that have been reported as early as 2007, but it was dug up and rehashed again recently, this time with the Palace reportedly telling Kate to keep quiet because she’s desperate to come out and deny it.

        Add that to the mounting bad press that seem to follow Kate these days, and this “lovey-dovey” photos of their honeymoon reeks of PR stunts to try and distract the public from all the bad news about Kate.

        Too bad many people aren’t drinking the kool aid anymore, eh?

      • HME says:

        Her body really is shocking in those shots. I can’t even begin to comprehend what it would take to maintain a frame like that. I wonder why she felt the need to loose SO MUCH? She wasn’t the least bit overweight to begin with. I wonder what William thinks of her new body? Doesn’t the legend go that he first thought she was ‘hot’ when she wore that (fugly) see through dress for a charity fashion show? She had a lot more meat on her bones back then and looked so much better.

        The timing of these pics is so odd. And they don’t really look like a young couple on their honeymoon do they? Will and Kate looked more in-love on their Canada tour.

      • Sachi says:

        @ HME – Yes, they looked more in-love last year…when they were only married 3-4 months. How quickly things seem to have gone downhill. It’s only been 15 months since their wedding and they can’t be bothered to be affectionate in public anymore.

        Many people defend it as them being royal so they can’t show any PDA, or that they don’t need to be kissing all the time to show their love.

        But I think that even if they’re not kissing, the chemistry should still be there and they should still be giving off those “We’re newlyweds!” vibes.

        William and Kate look like they had enough of putting on a show and decided to be 2 friends who get along and ‘support’ each other by putting up a front. They don’t look like a couple who got married just last year. When they do meet each other’s eye in some of the recent photos, there’s no “hotness” between them. Just a simple smile from one person to another.

      • bluhare says:

        LAK: Why do you think they were released now? So we’ll get all outraged about poor Kate and William to counter the negative press lately?

      • LAK says:

        @Bluhare – That’s exactly what i think. Clearly the B&E curtseying story didn’t do the trick.

        As for whether they from within the camp, i can’t help but think about the tennis photos.

        or the recent ski pictures after Falklands.

    • Fofototto says:

      I was under the impression that they had rented out the entire island on their honeymoon, and even if they hadn’t brought a photographer with them, wouldn’t you notice a boat pulling up when you’re supposed to be the only people for miles? I’m confused..

      • LAK says:

        true. That’s why this smells like a pr stunt.

      • bluhare says:

        I thought maybe a hotel employee.

      • LAK says:

        @Bluhare – these photos were hot potatoes 15months ago. A hotel employee wouldn’t know that there was a press ban for a period. Unless they sold to someone who sat on them and waited the press ban out.

    • iseepinkelefants says:

      Disagree Sachi. He CAN’T cheat on her right now. Even if he wanted to the public backlash would not be good. The public can’t stand Waity but that doesn’t mean they’d side with William if rumors started swirling so soon.

      I also doubt the Royal family would be happy with him if he cheats before they get an heir. The rule has always been cheat if you want, but the heir and the spare come first. Until they produce, he can’t do anything.

      And I really can’t see any side peices holding their tongues. He could go for a friend from his set but a) he’s married now so what’s in it for them? and b) he’s not Harry. He doesn’t have the looks or personality to make a posh girl want to be his mistress (and I hate to say it but a titled girl would probably be more discrete. He could go for a high class prozzie but he doesn’t seem to type to pay for it. His ego probably makes him believe they should be begging him, not the other way around. You think after all the girls that dumped him, he’d learn).

      • Sachi says:

        You have a point about the heir and the spare coming first.

        But I think staying faithful will be more about Kate than it is about William. I don’t think Kate will cheat. She doesn’t strike me as that kind of person. I criticize her for a lot of things, but cheating/adultery is not one of them.

        But she is the “brood mare”, so she can’t cheat on William lest the child’s paternity be put into question.

        William, however, can do whatever he wants now. I don’t think he’s cheating on her right now and I don’t think he will be cheating on her anytime soon because it will be terrible PR, but his history doesn’t bode well for his fidelity to Kate.

        Although I’m not sure about the public backlash. Kate is not Diana. Many people in UK are not that enamored of her. William is still the Golden Boy of the media. There are a lot of stories about him that have been swept under the rug by the press.

        I don’t doubt that if ever there were girls a la Tiger Woods’s, either the press won’t buy the stories, or William’s people will get to the girls first and try to kill the media’s attention.

        If their marriage goes south, the most that can happen is that public opinion may be divided. But I think the royals will still come out on top. Scandals have rocked the Windsors for so long and yet they’re still there. The ones who married in were/are expendable.

        Nothing has happened with Andrew and that report about him associating with a teen prostitute, and he isn’t as ‘adored’ as William.

    • The Original Mia says:

      Well said. I do enjoy your posts. You call it like it is.

      • Sachi says:

        Thank you!

        I don’t comment a lot on other ‘threads’ here on CB, but I do read many of them, and I enjoy your posts as well!

  26. Elena says:

    I love to gossip as much as the next person but such level of obsession with people’s sex life is screaming for help.

    First she was flirting with Harry, now she’s not bedding her husband- those stories, especially the first, are made up by morbid minds.

    • Molly says:

      I know, right? It’s like two people have to be grabbing at each other in public to seem like they’re having sex.

      They seem in love. It doesn’t mean they need to make out all the time in public.

  27. Loulou says:

    She has the body of an alien on the cover of Australian magazine Woman’s Day (?) from their honeymoon in a bikini. Beurk!

  28. moja31 says:

    While I’m sure these two occasionally lie back and think of England, I highly doubt there’s much passion between these two. They seem like two really good friends who got married because it worked out well for both of them. Even in the candid “honeymoon” photos that leaked, holding hands is as cuddly as these two get. This girl, basically has the world’s best bearding gig.

  29. Molly says:

    Oh please. Kate’s a healthy young woman who obviously loves William very much. I just don’t see her not sleeping with him anymore or being a huge prude or being a gold digger/social climber.

  30. Holden says:

    The article sounded more like they aren’t on the same schedule enough to connect in bed, I’d imagine that’s true of many couples constantly on the go.

    • marion says:

      perhaps he could give up one of is boozy nights out with the boys?? If they see so little of each other due to work committments (ha ha!) wouldn’t you think they would want to make every effort to spend time together?

  31. The Original Denise says:

    These two are affectionate, yes. Are they having hot sex? No. William would have to find her face in all that hair first. Wonder what she looks like without her eyeliner.

  32. Reece says:

    Is this a counter the thing I saw on DM about the sex party thing?

  33. Angelina says:

    Aaaand the palace PR damage control begins ….
    honeymoon pics leaked (at convenient time)
    *eyeroll*
    http://hrhduchesskate.blogspot.in/2012/07/william-and-kates-honeymoon-photos.html

    • maemay says:

      Damage control for what? Seriously when Prince Harry is caught sucking her toes then that’s damage control. This “scandal” has NOTHING on the past royal scandals. So she rolled her eyes at Wimbledon?? what scandal? Call me when she starts poking men in the bum with her brolly.

      • LAK says:

        Do you really think that the toe sucking was the worst or even the start of the negative media onslaught of Fergie?

        As much as the media whitewashes a person, unless you are hated outright like Heather Mills McCartney, the stories are never sudden. It’s a gradual thing until they reach the apex of scandal.

      • Sachi says:

        You’re the only one who has called this a scandal.

        And really, why can’t it both be wrong to be poking others with an umbrella AND behaving ungraciously at Wimbledon? Only one can be considered bad? Both are wrong. Diana and Fergie behaved rudely, just as Kate did.

        There’s no reason to defend Kate and drag up other faux pas to make light of her behaviour at Wimbledon so Kate would look better in comparison, especially since her gaffes and faux pas just keep on piling up and she doesn’t seem to show any sign that she’s learning how to control her behaviour in public. When she’s not giggling at somber events or grinning like a maniac while signing condolences to the dead and suffering, when she’s not curtsying to Prince Philip at the wrong moment, then she’s giggling and snickering while watching a match at Wimbledon where the crowd’s respect and graciousness are well-known and even required/expected.

        She’s not a private person. She’s a royal. Her behaviour will always be scrutinized.

        I don’t understand why she must always be compared to others so she can get a pass and she can come out smelling of roses. “She’s not as bad as ______.” or “She’s not trashy like Kim K. so she is so much better.”

        Why can’t we criticize Kate for her behaviour without including others for comparison? So rolling her eyes at Wimbledon is not rude when compared to Diana and Fergie?

        What about criticizing her for rolling her eyes at Wimbledon, period. Rolling her eyes and giggling like a teenager was rude and disrespectful. Simple as that. Her behaviour was childish. Surely, you don’t need Diana and Fergie to see that Kate’s behaviour was unbecoming.

    • marion says:

      Oh yes – and aren’t the Palace so outraged at publication of these pics!!!!!!!

  34. Sarah says:

    I call bullshit. I highly doubt either of them have discussed their sex life with anyone, so how could anyone possibly know? Unless they’ve bugged their house. I wouldn’t put anything past the British press.

  35. Dahlia1947 says:

    I don’t believe this story at all. Sorry. She looks beautiful here!

  36. Mrs.Krabapple says:

    I doubt Kate would ever be the one to stop. It would totally be William’s call.

    Kate knows William can get hot women whenever he wants, and if Kate complains, she’ll go the way of his dad’s first wife when she complained. Nowdays, divorce is more acceptable, which means Kate is expendable. I’m sure she knows that. And she wouldn’t risk giving up the money and title that means so very much to her.

    My bet is they have a mostly platonic relationship, and they’re happy with that. He gets a doormat for a wife who will tow the line and pop out an heir when he’s ready for one, and she gets money and a title. They don’t need love or passion to make a marriage like that work.

  37. ladybert62 says:

    Slow news day?

  38. LeeLoo says:

    Nah, neither she nor William will quit putting out until there is an heir and a spare (and trust me there will only be 2 children). After that, I can totally see her closing for business and focusing on her dresses and pretty baubles. I do think that her getting pregnant will cause her to chunk up pretty good. I’m thinking she will be pregnant by the end of the year. It’ll be an awesome Christmas announcement.

    I actually think they have a good relationship. I don’t think Wills could ever get away with cheating on her. I think he partied a bit when he was younger but I don’t think he would have married her if he didn’t love her. I think she is less in love with him and more in love with the idea of titles, money and being queen. At the same time, I think she genuinely cares for him too. They may not be IN love with one another but they love one another.

  39. Meg says:

    William is NOT sexy.
    Harry on the other hand oozes sex with that smile! Harry’s smile probably drops panties on its own. Sigh…

    I think Kate is attractive but too thin and tired looking to be sexy.

    Not sexy+Not sexy= Very boring sex life.

  40. iseepinkelefants says:

    Hmmm after reading the comments, maybe it’s William who’s not touching her? I could see that. Men aren’t as automatic about sex. There are men that do actually stop having sex with women because they’re not attracted to them anymore (not just physical attraction).

    And I also get the feeling that the marriage was a rush, but he won’t be rushed into having a kid. He clearly isn’t ready for that. He only talks about one day having a kid because he HAS to have one (even around children he seems awkward, especially compared to Harry). It seems like it’s just another box he HAS to tick.

  41. Skelator watcher says:

    What man wants to sleep with a SKELETON? I have felt for awhile that Kate has gotten too thin and with William looking miserable when he’s out with her, I would bet these two aren’t doing the deed. I believe it’s Pr.William who is NOT wanting to sleep with her. What man wants to sleep with a ironing board, look at her body now, it’s all hard, bones. She looks terrible naked I’ll bet.

    • monica says:

      Ha!ha! Amen to that skelator. Thanks for addressing what appears to be the “elephant in the room” as far as the royals are concerned. Given Diana’s history, you’d think that they wouldn’t be standing by letting her jeopardize her health – as well as any chance of an heir.

      As for William not getting any, he’s probably afraid of getting hurt — i.e. all those bones sticking out!

      • LAK says:

        completely devil’s advocate here – What if they can’t see how skinny she has become? She was never big to begin with so they may have registered initial weight loss but not anymore.

        Diana comparatively was a big girl. When she lost the weight it was very noticable, not just to outsiders but to the family as well.

  42. erika says:

    that bleep of journalism sounds like crap! come on….sounds like a gossip rag written by 7th graders, really lame writing.

    First, who the Hell knows about Will/Kate’s sex life? Inner circle BFF? Probably, but would she go ragging to the tabloids with that? If she wanted to screw her friendship up..

    sounds like this cutting edge story is just fabricated to spin some words to fill the gossip mags cause after a year not much is happening baby wise and if I recall Di i think she birthed Wills quite soon after the wedding.

    regardless of distance i’m sure they see each other (phone sex? Why not…Charles n’ Camilla did…’member?). It’s not like Victorian times where sex was a drawn out stage of cooing + onwards…we can catch a quickie in 7 min?

    Figure? Kate’s always been thin, most likely always will, her mom looks fab so chances are good she will too…

    I’d be ashamed if i wrote that tacky piece…lame

  43. bettyrose says:

    I don’t see how anyone could possibly know this, but if it’s true, the Queen needs to issue another decree reminding this girl of her role in the family (at least until she produces two healthy babies).

  44. Jackie O says:

    he will do his duty by providing heirs with waity, and then he will start hitting the affairs circuit.

    • bettyrose says:

      That’s his birth right. Just about the only life choice he really gets to make. (I bet Harry will marry for love and nothing less tho).

  45. imo says:

    Dear Kate, clothes on I think…

  46. fedi says:

    My guess is that Orwellian 1984-esque Ministry of Middleton has decided to re-write the real reason:
    Prince William doesn’t want her to be the mother of his children, re. FUTURE KING/QUEEN OF ENGLAND!

    Thank goodness! Although Ma Middletra$h is going to try to put a spin on this story until the divorce papers are signed.

    Speaking of which, does anyone know how/if a prenuptial is enforceable in the UK? I recall that the Danish Royal Family was able to get Princess Mary to sign a postnuptial (first ever in history) but perhaps that is unenforceable in UK Court?

    Also, what are the rights of the woman to fertilized eggs in the UK court system? I think I read somewhere that she’s been undergoing fertility treatments, so if Prince William divorces her can she still claim ownership of their frozen fertilized embryos?

  47. imo says:

    In response to bikini shots:
    Dear Kate, clothes on I think…

  48. Dandilion says:

    Hum.. she knows if it’s not her it will be someone else.. doubt she lets him go very long without love and is complaining, the queen knows what tragically happened with Charles and Diana.. So, they just manage to get together on the sly..

  49. Christine says:

    I don’t care re- their sex life.

    However those honeymoon pics- my God, Kate looks seriously anorexic.

    Not an attractive look.

  50. Fred says:

    Every so many weeks, various gossip magazines come out with” is Kate Pregnant, Duchess Kate is pregnant, Will and Kate trying to have a baby” rumours. This seems pointless if she hasn’t had sex with William in 4 months. Of course if she does get pregnant and has been hold out on him for months, then Kate has some explaining to do.

  51. Lizzie says:

    What utter rot this article and some of the comments are. You all should be writing novels you have such vivid imaginations.

  52. uo says:

    she is ugly, I wouldn’t want to do it with her either

  53. Carolyn says:

    Who gives a toss whether Kate & Wombat are having sex or not. Even more importantly, it’s PR made-up nonsense anyway. As others have noted well before me. Onto more important articles.

  54. Agnes says:

    My husband suspected the no sex, I suspect the Pill.

  55. whatabout says:

    Why is nobody talking about William’s horrible, horrible, unsexy shorts? And on the honeymoon no less. THAT is the most tragic part of those photos. If anything turned down the heat in that marriage, it was those shorts (and how unbuff he’s become). If I were Kate, I’d only see THE SHORTS when I look at him. No wonder she’s giggling all of the time.

  56. truth says:

    May be it is William who simply doesn’t want to have sex with Kate Middleton.
    Do you know of many men who would want to have sex with their wife, when it comes out that the wife was – technically speaking – a teenage prostitute and for all these 10 years this was hidden?
    Sex Orgies where money was exchanged… No wonder her belly get damaged with the associated abortions.

    What an humiliation for the Queen. May be there is grounds for a marriage annulment will do.

  57. neko says:

    They are waiting until their popularity dies down a bit. Wait and see. Once the Olympic madness wears off and Kate is getting less attention in the tabloids, that’s when she’ll get pregnant. Everything about this relationship is planned to keep the monarchy “cool”, “current”, and in the headlines to distract people from this archaic, ridiculous institution.

  58. public consensus says:

    haha. Waity’s “biscuit factory” has been serving William since their days in college. That’s how Waity hooked her prince!