Justin Theroux finds a better pair of pants: is he a cute little Pocket Boyfriend?

You ladies seemed to love discussing Justin Theroux’s casual fashion, so here’s another opportunity. First, a timeline: two weekends ago, Jennifer Aniston flew to North Carolina to begin work on her latest film, We’re The Millers. Before her NC sojourn, Justin and Jennifer had been connected at the hip. They rarely went more than a few days without seeing each other. Now that Jennifer is in North Carolina, Justin and Jen haven’t seen each other in a week and a half. Justin flew to NYC last week, he was spotted out with his friends (like Terry Richardson), he went shopping for hair product, and it looked like he had just stepped back into his pre-Aniston life. He flew to LA for a brief visit over the weekend, then he flew back to NYC – I’m including photos of Justin in NYC yesterday, and his departure from LAX over the weekend (the photos where he’s carrying the Louis Vuitton bag, obviously).

SO many questions. First of all, what’s going on in JustJen Romance World? Don’t say “nothing.” “Nothing” isn’t a fun answer, although I’m sure it really is nothing much. But I do wonder… is Jennifer all “Don’t come to see me while I’m working” or is Justin all “I need some Me Time, babe”?

But let’s talk about Justin’s fashion in these photos. I really wonder if Justin didn’t read some of the criticism of his ill-fitting, hipster skinny sweatpants. Remember those? Those were rough. And unflattering on his disproportionate, long-torso, short-legged body. Thankfully, someone must have helped him out for these photos – he’s back to his snug skinny jeans and a slim-cut t-shirt. He still looks small, but it’s more of a general leanness. I never realized it before, but Justin is totally Jennifer’s Pocket Boyfriend, much like Jeremy Renner is MY pint-sized, sh-tkicking Pocket Boyfriend. So versatile! Pocket Boyfriends go with everything.

As for his hat and his bald spot and all… well, obviously he’s very sensitive about his hipster combover and all. And trucker hats are SO 2005. I just want to write “douche” above the “Supreme”.

PS… Do you think Jennifer bought Justin that LV bag? It seems like a weird luggage choice for him, right?

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

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  1. sophie says:

    Were the Millers is having 12 to 15 hour a day shoots according to tweets of some of the stars. Is he supposed to sit around waiting for her? By the way, BP and AJ have not been seen together since the “promise for the future ring.” After which he said there really and truely is no date set and still waiting for gay thing to pan out before marriage. So according to your thinking, they must have broken up.

    • Kimlee says:

      Their are photos of them at a museum and dinner with friends in London.

    • Guest says:

      what the f DOES brad and angelina have to do with this post wow you hens cannot get their names out of your mouth, and for your info Brad and Angie went to Egypt in June and were spotted by multiple people at the Olympics, by the way, who was the blonde that Justin was spotted wining and dining last week
      “Justin Theroux dining with a blonde (not Jennifer Aniston) at ABC Kitchen”

      Read more: http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/sightings_sN0FI7o6ZYkRHZctczuZDJ#ixzz22J0xXOIn

      • Shoes says:

        JT had a life and friends in New York long before last year. God forbid a person have dinner (in a popular public place) with someone who has different genitals.

    • Shoes says:

      I agree with your general premise, but think it could’ve done without the J-P mention.

      • lisa2 says:

        I agree.. and it was not just a “mention” of them, it was a snide little bitter crack about their engagement. Seriously why is it always a comparison and why is always necessary. They have nothing whatsoever to do with this post.

    • WTF says:

      Wow, you have Angelina/Brad on the brain don’t you? For the record I don’t think Jen and Justin have “broken up.” The reference to the Jolie Pitt’s was just tacky. One couple has NOTHING to do with the other. BTW Angelina and Brad have been seen together since their engagement.

      • What's good for the goose... says:

        …and you were scolded by Bohomoth herself when she first started her site for doing the very same thing. She took the wind out of your sails. Get over yourself.

    • pamela says:

      Fo heaven’s sake, can’t you defend JT and Aniston without bringing Brad and Angie into your snarky argument? Sheesh!!

  2. Mags336 says:

    I think he is yummers! DAMN!

  3. Kimlee says:

    I think these are the worst pants he had on so far they look like they came straight out of the girls JR department.

  4. Shoes says:

    It’s been, like, a week. Her movie shoots for 2-3 months. It’s a little early for the fretting.

    • Guest says:

      actually its been almost 2 weeks and NC is only a short plane ride away, no one says he has to be there the whole time but he could at least pay her a visit since he was able to fly across the country for 2 days you would think he would visit his gf, i think something is up, plus he was spotted out to dinner with a blonde hmmm

      • Shoes says:

        I don’t mean to be all over this thread, lol. But the movie started shooting last Monday, it hasn’t been that long.

        And out to dinner, you say? *clutches pearls*

      • Guest says:

        aniston has been in NC since 21st and justin has been spotted in NYC since then so yea by this weekend it will be about 2 weeks, yet he was able to fly across the county to go CA but cant do the quick flight to NC to visit, you dont find that the least bit odd, especially since they have been together eveywhere since their relationship, once again not saying he has to live down there with her but no visit is odd

      • Johnny says:

        How do you know he hasn’t been there? So if isn’t reported on gossip sites or in the tabloids, it DIDN’T happen… how pathetic!

  5. truthSF says:

    More like Wonderbust is out on DVD and they no longer have to promote their (fake) love affair to the public. Now that’s my story and i’m sticking to it. (Thanks country music)

  6. spinner says:

    Justin is looking soooo good. Love those arms. SWOOOON!! I’m thinking that he & Jen are just fine. They are both independent people taking care of business.

  7. marie says:

    I believe he raided Jen’s closest and stole the LV bag. She saw pictures of him carrying HER bag and was all like “How dare you take my bag you man-girl.Put it back into my closet or we are sooo over!! I mean, I knew you were stealing my jeans but I draw the line at the bags!!” and we’ll you see how that went.. he still has the bag, so they are OVER..

    or at least that’s how it played out in my head anyway..

  8. RobN says:

    Based on that first picture, maybe he’s in NYC working on a remake of “Billy Jack”.

  9. G says:

    He is obviously still with her if he’s wearing her clothes and using her luggage!

  10. Sabrine says:

    Why the hate on Justin? He looks adorable. I see nothing wrong with his clothes and especially not his body shape. We’re all different after all, or are we supposed to all be cookie cutter and have a certain body to fit the current prescribed “normal?” Cut the guy some slack.

    • Mrs Jones says:

      + 10000000000000000000000000000!
      he looks good, I like his style, he actually has a style. Nothing’s wrong with his torso/legs proportion and rest of the look. would you like him to wear buggy jeans with white socks and trainers?

    • ska says:

      Yeah. GET the guy some slack(s). Preferably wide-legged trousers with copious pleating.

  11. Valerie says:

    I watched Wanderlust over the weekend and I actually enjoyed it, and Justin was pretty funny in it. Just wanted to throw that out there.

  12. SusieQ says:

    I think the grey sweatpants in the linked picture look better on him than these do.

  13. beclove says:

    Too much gold.

    And I shudder to think what shitstorm of a movie Aniston will release this time around.

  14. Little Darling says:

    Hmmm, I didn’t realize that Justin was close friends with Juan Valdez!

  15. hoya_chick says:

    “Pocket Boyfriends go with everything”…..hahahahaha that’s all.

  16. Fashion Spy says:

    new pants = way. too. tight

    yikes

  17. Joyce says:

    Not against what he wears but the guys seems to love blacks just like Angie. So, why aren’t the Aniston’s fans attack him for wearing black all the time?

    • spinner says:

      I don’t know but I’m thinking you might be attacked for dragging Angie into this thread…

    • Ally says:

      Joyce, I don’t want get embroiled in a Aniston/Jolie battle here but I think it’s more acceptable for men to wear black.

      Personally I don’t have a problem with men or women wearing black, I wear often.

    • Minime says:

      omg! so you mean that in reality JA really loves AJ and that’s why she got a guy that dresses just like her…Yes, that makes sense.

      • Evyn says:

        Yep. And Angie’s a spokesperson for LV. I think she got her bud Jen a hookup on her pocket-boo’s luggage.

  18. Jen34 says:

    He is too long in the tooth to be dressing like that, but to each his own.

  19. Lotta says:

    I think he is sexy. He dresses very european, which I like (being european myself).

  20. Me Too says:

    He’s trying way too hard to be cool. Have to say I do feel sorry for him tho. Realize he chose to be with someone whose life is public but still it must be horrible to be followed around everywhere you go, having everything you wear and every person you meet with analyzed by people you don’t know. Guess I should shut up now!(-:

    • Mac says:

      Justin knew exactly what he was signing up for when he started dating Jenn.

      Their relationship has given Justin the type of exposure he had been seeking, but hasn’t resulted in any job offers.

      At this stage he’s probably being viewed as a liability to Jenn and I suspect that this trial separation is the beginning of the end.

  21. sharylmj says:

    I think he is very handsome!! but only without the beard.. clean shaven please! You can definatelly see Jen’s influence.. clothes, hair, flashy jewelry, luggage… 🙂

  22. Amandahugandkiss says:

    Who is the hombre with him in the first photo?

  23. Jenna katz says:

    The guy is 5’10″…which is above the national average for men’s heights. Do you think James Franco, George Clooney, Jonny Depp, are midgets too? They’re all 5,’10. What is your deal calling all guys under 6 foot midgets? I’m a petite, thin girl at 5’3, and a guy who is 7 inches taller is PLENTY TALL for me, and most other women I know. Only big, tall, FAT girls only like guys who are super tall, because they are too lazy to lose weight and need a giant in order to feel small and feminine.

    I didn’t say anything about Tom Cruise because I thought you were just going after him for wearing lifts, but Justin Thoreaux wears his height with pride, but you still call him a “Pocket Boyfriend”. Again the guy is 5’10. So I guess George Clooney isn’t even man enough for you. Good luck finding a 6 foot 2 guy with a decent face who likes big tall fat girls like you…I haven’t seen it happen. Might wanna lower your standards. Jus sayin.

  24. kellymick says:

    I don’t really notice any change in his appearance. I think he looks ridiculous.

  25. Kim says:

    He may be 5’10” but he looks shorter because of his body type.He dresses like my teenage brother with his jeggings

    • Camille (The original) says:

      I doubt VERY much that he is ‘5’10’, He’d be closer to maybe 5’7, judging by that pic that someone posted a couple of posts up^.

  26. anti says:

    wondering what a pocket boyfriend is. i googled it but got different answers. thanks!

  27. skuddles says:

    Well those pants are just as bad as all the rest. Dude needs to realize he’s not a boy anymore, start dressing like a MAN.

    Little pocket boyfriend…. loves it! Just stick him in your purse and go… 😀

    • Chris: now with 10% less negativity says:

      Yep. Nothing worse than people thirty plus trying to dress like they’re in their late teens. There comes a point when you need to trade your t-shirts for shirts and your runners for shoes. And that’s just the start. We need to revive the term mutton dressed as lamb.

      • spinner says:

        I respectfully disagree…people should dress the way they like, regardless of age. People need to be able to wear what makes them feel comfortable & stylish at any age.

      • Chris: now with 10% less negativity says:

        “People need to be able to wear what makes them feel comfortable & stylish at any age.”

        And I need to point out that they don’t look young and hip. They look like a bad imitation of youth.

  28. Camille (The original) says:

    Yep, douche supreme pretty much covers it I think Kaiser! 😉

  29. ska says:

    They make those silicon or rubber chicken cutlets for bums as well as boobs now, i.e. to make you look like you actually have a bum or boobs. Maybe they could make them in legging form, too.

  30. Kosmos says:

    I don’t see any problem with them being apart, it’s normal. He’s just doing his thing, and she’s doing hers. As I have always said, I am getting tired of his pants and army boots look. Doesn’t he have other shoes? The brown, distressed boots look like fatigue boots, too, gosh. I guess this makes him feel like a man, or taller, or something. I’m sure he doesn’t like the fact that anything he/they do becomes public knowledge. I don’t think he had to deal with this kind of thing before hooking up with Aniston.

  31. ILLNana says:

    Jeremy Renner is gross. Justin Theroux can get it in my pocket, purse and mouth!