I keep telling you, I’m consistently surprised by how boring Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are together. I was expecting a lot of tabloid drama, many Twitter meltdowns, perhaps even a fistfight at a music awards show (between Kanye and some unknown dude who Kim might have slept with). Instead, Kimye is all about boring domesticity, little to no drama, all smooth sailing and on-the-same-page famewhoring. It’s ridiculous. I guess there’s a little drama over the fact that Kim is still a married woman, and this, Kanye (ever the classy gentleman) doesn’t want to propose to her… yet. And there’s drama about whether or not Kim and Kanye will lock this thing down with a baby. A few weeks ago, The Enquirer claimed that Kim was saying no to a pregnancy… because she didn’t want to lose her money-making figure (?). But now In Touch says that Kim is definitely off of The Pill, and she’s looking to get a gut full of Yeezy.
Kim Kardashian’s red-hot romance with Kanye West is moving so fast, she’s already gone off birth control.
“Kim is ready to have babies and talks about it all the time,” reveals a Kardashian insider. Since she’s been on the pull for around 15 years, reports another source, Kim is taking “the necessary measures” to make it easier to conceive.
Now Kim and Kanye are looking for a house with a nursery, shares the source, who says, “It’s doubtful they will get married, but they are actively trying to have a baby. All their friends and family know.”
Not everyone’s ruling out a wedding too. “Kim has told both her sisters and close friends that they shouldn’t be surprised if she and Kanye elope,” says the insider.
[From In Touch Weekly, print edition]
In Touch also says that on August 3, Kanye debuted three new songs at Manhattan’s PH-D Rooftop Lounge, and he included one about his (his words) “future wife” and said that he wants her to have his babies. Incidentally, one of the songs Kanye debuted was written for and about Kim. Kanye calls it “Perfect Bitch”. A lot of people have been up in arms about the feminist or misogynistic implications of Kanye writing a song for Kim in which he refers to her as a bitch. But y’all bitches are totally overreacting.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
Written by Kaiser
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