I keep telling you, I’m consistently surprised by how boring Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are together. I was expecting a lot of tabloid drama, many Twitter meltdowns, perhaps even a fistfight at a music awards show (between Kanye and some unknown dude who Kim might have slept with). Instead, Kimye is all about boring domesticity, little to no drama, all smooth sailing and on-the-same-page famewhoring. It’s ridiculous. I guess there’s a little drama over the fact that Kim is still a married woman, and this, Kanye (ever the classy gentleman) doesn’t want to propose to her… yet. And there’s drama about whether or not Kim and Kanye will lock this thing down with a baby. A few weeks ago, The Enquirer claimed that Kim was saying no to a pregnancy… because she didn’t want to lose her money-making figure (?). But now In Touch says that Kim is definitely off of The Pill, and she’s looking to get a gut full of Yeezy.
Kim Kardashian’s red-hot romance with Kanye West is moving so fast, she’s already gone off birth control.
“Kim is ready to have babies and talks about it all the time,” reveals a Kardashian insider. Since she’s been on the pull for around 15 years, reports another source, Kim is taking “the necessary measures” to make it easier to conceive.
Now Kim and Kanye are looking for a house with a nursery, shares the source, who says, “It’s doubtful they will get married, but they are actively trying to have a baby. All their friends and family know.”
Not everyone’s ruling out a wedding too. “Kim has told both her sisters and close friends that they shouldn’t be surprised if she and Kanye elope,” says the insider.
[From In Touch Weekly, print edition]
In Touch also says that on August 3, Kanye debuted three new songs at Manhattan’s PH-D Rooftop Lounge, and he included one about his (his words) “future wife” and said that he wants her to have his babies. Incidentally, one of the songs Kanye debuted was written for and about Kim. Kanye calls it “Perfect Bitch”. A lot of people have been up in arms about the feminist or misogynistic implications of Kanye writing a song for Kim in which he refers to her as a bitch. But y’all bitches are totally overreacting.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
Of course she is. That baby will be her ticket to the A list, and her fameinsurance for the years to come.
Oh please, people don’t care that the song is called “Perfect Bitch”. They are upset that Kanye called Kim “Perfect”, he thinks Kim is the best thing ever. Since Kim and Kanye have been sleeping together for years, there is no need for drama in their relationship.
SNAP! You totally nailed it! perfect? ha!
that ‘b*tch’ & Bar Rafeali know they can’t touch ‘this’
*brushing shoulders off’. tee-hee
;-). 😆 😛
Here’s an idea for you, Kim…
How about getting a legal divorce first?
And those cage booties are FUG. 🙁
Poor baby having to wear a leather onesie
Bwahaha a leather onesie! Beyonce is probably having one made right now.
And Kris is probably thinking of set ideas for the baby’s losing it’s virginity sex tape.
I think this really meant to say that the surrogate they chose has gone off the pill.
“Now I ain’t saying she a golddigger…”
I for one am excited for her pregnancy ass.
It. Will. Be. Epic.
Lol
The apocalypse has begun.
My goodness when she isn’t wearing those platform heels, her legs are stubby. How tall is she?
ya she is about my height and size, guess we just do with our stubby legs would’t we? *rolls eyes*
I believe she’s 5’2″
You have to remember, tall and skinny has its place in fashion, and plus size has its place. Us petite ladies do not have a place and will be looked down upon for quite some till we fight our way in.
i was thinking she was much taller. Much love to the shorties, sorry.
It will get her closer to Beyonce she give Blu a playmate they’ll be besties
Hasn’t her sister who is married for awhile been trying to have a baby? That won’t make her feel bad at all. Kim and Kanye have been together a few months and we all know how carried away Kim get’s with things. Last time around it was a huge wedding where the engagement lasted longer then the actual marriage. A baby isn’t something you just have to help get you some attention. But it would ensure Kim more front covers and sadly extend her already over extended 15 minutes. Kanye isn’t that attractive and neither of them have you would call a great personality oh well hopefully the nanny will be really nice but not hot cause Kim would go insane.
I adore her. She is fab. I wish her and Kanye all the best. It will be most beautiful and talented baby ever. Blue Ivy who? It’s time for new Showbiz Royal Family – Kardashian-West.
Lawd… isn’t it a little early for you to be on here, Kris?
🙂
And just to point out a fun fact.
If Kim was to end up pregnant before her divorce is settled. It will stall it.
I know in Texas, if you are pregnant they will not allow the divorce to be settled till the baby is born. And proof of whose baby it is can be established.
Kim still can’t get rid of Humphries. So why in the world would she get pregnant? Kayne is not going anywhere.
And FYI. Those black weave looking booties are hideous.
What makes Jay-Z and Beyonce “show biz royalty’?
Forbes claimed they are the highest earning celeb couple with $75 millon dollars.I would call them hiphop royalty.
@Kim – having money does not make you royalty. JMO
Lol @ jennie
I have to admit that want them to have children and get married. They seem perfect for one another.
And then, divorce number two. And then…. Kim and life as a single mother… cashing in cashing in… marriage number three… another baby… divorce… rinse, repeat.
Rocket – She’s already working on divorce #2, isn’t she? Or did she somehow manage to get the first one annulled?
She and Jell-O are going to be running ass-to-ass to tie Dame Elizabeth’s number.
think of all the great heartbreak raps Kanye could stand to make after they split tho! 😀
She’s already working on divorce number 2, Kanye will be ex-3!
oOOH, @Bella and @Roma, thank you for the correction, she IS actually on divorce n° 2 with the Kris guy. Totally forgot Kanye is going to be n°3!
Yeah, she probably has that goal, to reach the Guinness Record for “most divorced woman of Earth”(and really, who wouldn’t want to divorce her?). What’s the pay for that, does anyone know?
..well, Liz Taylor IS her idol..
Oh please, ohplease, OHPLEASE let her get pregnant and just blow. the f*ck. UP.
Ha! Ha! She will have to wear a moo moo dress.
It would be an improvement over her usual manner of dress! 🙂
+1 Love it!!!!!
Ya, I don’t think those hips will be able to recover..
Poor baby
That baby will be so fame whored out…and the reality of it is kim is horrendously uninteresting, she has the personality of a cracker, she has no true talents, contributes nothing to society. She’s just a girl with a huge ass who made a sex tape, and she’s laughing at it all the way to the bank…way to go girl, id feel proud….NOT!!!
Oh dear 🙁 You just know they will think any baby of theirs will be a new saviour.
Kanye I am gonna let you finish but baby Jesus was the greatest baby of all time!
The moral compass of our time, yes keep shitting on the sanctity of marriage and get pregnant with one while it still married… Hey if they’re stupid enough u’ll get two checks
Someone just reopened the door to 1954.
I may have misunderstood one of the sentences….or the second? Thought this was a comment on child-bearing outside of marriage.
She’s saying Kim is still married to Kris while getting pregnant by Kanye. Calm down.
did you see that ridic picture from a few days ago? She was wearing leather sweatpants. it was as unfortunate looking as it sounds.
Leather sweatpants ???
Yes I saw that picture. Who would wear leather sweatpants…she looked sooo stupid in them. She thinks she’s some fashion forward fashionista…please most people think her fashion sense is horrible ! She is delusional. I think Kanye has been dressing her lately, but she was always a bad dresser.
Ugh just what the world need. Another pair of ‘celebrity’ parents… please please don’t breed any of you. Enough Kardashians in the the world & Kanye should NOT procreate at ALL!
Just a question – would not getting pregnant (not that I will believe this – like all other stories in these mags) before the divorce is through not give more ammunition for her marriage to Kris H to be annulled?
only if she had knowingly been pregnant with someone else’s child with plans to pass it of at Humphries’s kid – then he could have used fraud as grounds for an annulment.
I understand that, but my thought was that she could not have loved Kris H if she is already talking babies with someone else – therefore she married him for the show and not for love. It’s just weird (and sad) to me that she moves so quickly from one guy to the next and therefore commitment means nothing to her.
Kim probably is naming this poor child kanya dash west kardashian a.k.a “lil famewhore”, and the minute lil kanya is born pimp momma is gonna be there to.catch her.& groom her for her first taste of famewhoring!
Personally, if a dude called me the “prefect bitch” I wouldn’t exactly be flattered.
So many rappers use the word “bitch” to refer to the groupies, etc that they get with, I would hope that as the girlfriend I’d get a bit more respect than that. Then again, guess that’s what you get for dating Kanye West.
I can’t think of anything grosser than those two having sex together..I don’t see any chemistry between them!! And poor poor baby, it’ll be pimped even before it’s actually born.
Plus.. talking of bitches..does she only date men whose name starts with K so she can have a K-pedigreed baby?
I’ll say something nice: that cream coloured dress in the last picture looks really nice on her. Probably because it actually fits and isn’t vacuum-sealed tight.
Agree, think that dress is pretty.
If she gets pregnant, maybe the pregnancy “bump” will balance out her fat a** bump so she wont look so unbalanced.
Dont believe this story – I believe she prefers her figure over a baby bump – she will use a surrogate.
she wouldn’t get as much press if she used a surrogate and she wants all the photos of people speculating on her bump, checking out her preggo fashion, etc. – no way she’s giving up on that unless necessary
It makes sense – she already did the wedding for publicity thing, now it’s time for a baby for publicity. It’s disgusting, but not surprising.
i wish them luck. i love the show since this season, kimye are great together. they would make beautiful exotic looking babies.
i really like kim, and kanye deserves to be happy, he seemed lost lately.
best wishes.
yeah, umm… personally, i think she has a gross body. that ass is massive. it’s just… not balanced. yuck.
If she gets preggo can you imagine the size of that a$$.
Am I the only one that really hopes that khloe has a baby first…she has been trying for years. It’s going to be so hard for her first kourt has her daughter in that time frame and then Kim maybe…
She seems to be the most maturnel (?) of them all. There are interview with khris kylie and kendell that khloe actually helped raise them. She has the passwords for all their social media accounts To keep an eye on what is been sent to them…not their mother or father
I don’t know about all that but I do think that Khloe would make a MUCH better mother than Kim. That girl has her head on straight and seems to be in a solid marriage.
+1
MOO.
Has no one noticed that weird like…bald patch in the 3rd to last picture??? When (if) she gets pregnant, her ass will become big enough to form it’s own country.
It’s officially armageddon.
*Starts drinking again lol*
Can you imagine this kid’s future level of entitled, tacky, spoiled abusiveness?
If it’s a boy they’ll have him in sagging Gucci diapers by 2 and if it’s a girl they’ll have her in pumps and glitter by age 5.
Oh Kim shows off her morals once more by wanting to get pregnant with one man’s baby while still married to another. Again she is a whore and he must be one too. These two make me want to puke. She could at least have the decency to wait until she finally is divorced to get preggo. I would call her an A-moral bitch but I hear she likes being called a bitch so I won’t. She is so dirty I can smell her through the wires. Shame on every single person who allowed this untalented pos to be infamous and rich by watching or buy her complete set of lies.
She’s off the pill because they don’t have sex. If she comes up pregnant she borrowed Beyonces fake bump. She’ll buy a baby first.
There’s something about Kim’s clothing that makes me feel uncomfortable. It’s like trying to fit into the jeans you wore when you were 14.
CHHHHAAAAAAAAA CHHINGGGGGGG!
What a story line that would be.
Nice work Kris!
These two airheads need each other like oxygen, both are low self esteem having ego maniacs. He needs a momma and she needs the long term security a baby would bring. They are both no talent hacks, the funny thing is only one of them knows it. He’s being played for a sucker and it could not happen to a better person. “….. ‘Cause when she leave yo ass she gone leave with half”… Ha Ha.
So everyone knows bi-racial children are the most beautiful in the world. However, with Kanye thinking this might not be the case.. should have stuck with K Humprhies.. gorgeous child or even Reggie
So she’s gone from wanting to get married (which she did for 72 days) to having a baby. Hope she realizes that if you change your mind on that one you can’t just cry for the camera and then drop it off somewhere for good. What an idiot.
the story lines just continue & as long as we comment good or bad its all attention getting & the media plays its role UGH vicious circle
please. keep her posts limited to just 2 a week, I hate seeing her everywhere, she is so useless
No way will she ever give birth. She’ll get a someone else to do the heavy work of actually carrying the baby to birth. She hangs out with Beyonce maybe she borrowed her prosthetic pregnancy belly and do the same act Beyonce did. If does actually give birth her ass is going to blow up!
The Kardashians are so trashy it’s insane. Now Kim’s trying to get pregnant by another man before she’s divorced. “Money can’t buy you cla-a-ss”.
Why is he always holding his p*nis. He’s so GROSS.
As far as the two of them having a baby, who the hell cares.
Is she even divorced yet?
No she’s not…but why would that stop her? We’re talking about a girl with no morals or values at all…all she sees is dollar signs and fame. She is empty.
I don’t get the issue with her divorce. It is not like she is going back to her ex. People don’t wait for the final divorce decree. When you file and sign and don’t intend to reconcile then both parties are considered free to move on.
I don’t usually comment on her threads.
She could have a baby and then give it to Khloe once she gets tired of it. Might take 72 days at most.
Oh Kim, please tell me you are not going to have a child with this fugly man! Your looks aren’t enough to over-ride that.
As far as I’m concerned,Kim KarTRASHian and Pimp Momma must be already prepping for that future sex tape aptly titled “Kanya Superstar”,have to start early ya know!!!And as a matter of fact,comparing Kanye’s Whore to Elizabeth Taylor is actually an “insult” to the latter for AT LEAST she had real “talent” insofar as acting was concerned whereas Kim has no “talent” per se other than of course,showing off her pornographic skills for financial gain coupled with the fact that she has shown no indication whatsoever to this day that she is the opposite of intellectually “challenged” and possesses an extreme lack of “class” (fortunately the one thing that no amount of $$$ can buy) thereof!!!