Lindsay Lohan came to Lady Gaga’s perfume launch, didn’t look totally awful

Here are some more new photos of Lindsay Lohan yesterday in NYC. I already covered the other photos of The Cracken’s Double Chin here, in a story about Lady Gaga offering to pay for Lindsay’s Marmont bill. Speaking of Lindsay and Gaga’s friendship (ugh!), these pics are of crackie attending the launch of Lady Gaga’s ‘Fame’ fragrance at the Guggenheim. The dress is extremely budget, and it does not flatter Lindsay whatsoever. That being said, I don’t think Lindsay looks completely awful here. Does she look crackie? Of course. But she doesn’t look like she’s been on a week-long vodka-and-coke bender, you know?

Lindsay is in New York after a quick stop in Atlanta to film her cameo in Scary Movie 5, with Charlie Sheen. Incidentally, this seems to be Lindsay’s latest M.O. – one day of work, followed by weeks of partying to “celebrate” said “work”. Anyway, according to Page Six, Lindsay got along with Charlie. Of course she did:

Legendary ladies’ man Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan shared a bed this week on the set of “Scary Movie 5” — as well as playful pillow talk between takes, Page Six has learned.

“Charlie and Lindsay filmed a love scene,” said a spy. “The scene they were shooting for the movie was of them in bed together.”

We hear the “Scary” script called for Lohan to kiss Sheen, and also to slip into a kinky collar.
Lohan got cold feet about shooting the scene, Page Six reported, and had blown off a string of meetings and flights because she “freaked out” about mocking her public image.

However, “Lindsay was a great sport,” a spy told us. “She was poking fun at herself, and she really got into it and seemed to enjoy it.”

The spy added that the two actors with Hollywood’s most infamous off-screen reputations even “shared some playful pillow talk during shooting.”

“They were ad-libbing,” a source said, and bonding over their reputations between takes. “They were joking that they’ve both had a lot of issues over the past couple of years.”

At one point while filming the horror spoof, Lohan got scared and turned to Sheen: “Lindsay was scared by a sound effect, and actually jumped into Charlie’s arms,” our spy added. “But everything went smoothly and surprisingly on schedule.”

[From Page Six]

So, did they hit it? My general thought is… YES. They hit it. And it was probably epic. Meaning that it was incredibly gross and I can’t even imagine how disgusting it was, but I bet both of them enjoyed it immensely. It’s like when FDR met Winston Churchill for the first time, only with two crackheads and a mountain of coke and lube.

By the way, Lindsay also tweeted this yesterday:

A “Birkin. Mac Computer. Chanel and a jet.” Because Lindsay’s “dreams” are all materialistic and delusional, and “never quit fighting” means “never quit crack heisting”.

Photos courtesy of WENN, Lindsay’s Twitter.

 

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  1. Sara says:

    She looks freshly filled and on some sort sedative.

  2. Obvious says:

    excuse me while i barf a little bit. just all of it…no. currently i’m sporting nail polish that matches her lips….it makes me hate super much now.

  3. PinkG says:

    Jeebus, those lips looks stupid and painful.

    • erika says:

      thank you!!!

      what is her passion for ‘teenager in the 1980s’ hot pink lipstick? it’s UGLY, it’s a tacky choice for a redhead…and so ugly with tons of black eyeliner…

      and a gross looking hot pink birkin to match…sorry, don’t see the raves w/ the birkin..

      and i know i’m picky BUT chocolate brown/black polka dots DON’T MIX with HOT PINK!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. PrettyTarheel says:

    In the middle picture, where she is looking over her shoulder, you can almost see the girl she was. She’s a POS, and responsible for her own life at this point, but for some people, I will always wonder…what if she had been put up for adoption? She might be a totally different person right now.

    • vals says:

      …. but wouldn’t any of us be?

      • PrettyTarheel says:

        Depends on how much of her behavior is genetic predisposition and how much is because of the environment. There are some hereditary tendencies that might have manifested even with a different environment. If she had been in a family that cares for and watches over their children, she might have received help instead of being exploited. She might be a productive member of society instead of a drain, even with the same mental health issues.

        IF she’s just a narcissist without any additional mental health concerns, I’m going to put that one squarely on Michael and Dina Lohan. Hollywood is concerned with making money-PARENTS should be concerned with the welfare of their child first. It’s not Hollywood’s job to do right by the child, it’s the parents’ job to ensure that the child receives all the structure, discipline, and limits that Hollywood upbringings could prevent. Loving your child isn’t giving them whatever they want, it’s giving them what they don’t know they need.

        MrTarheel and I are considering domestic adoption, and we are drawn to children who are born in crisis pregnancies or foster care. I’m really focused on the benefits of nurture, and how a child’s biology doesn’t have to pre-determine their end-game. I didn’t mean for my comment to sound simplistic…I just feel so sorry for children raised in that type of environment.

    • LeslieM says:

      I love what you said about giving them what they don’t know they need. I am so happy someone like yourself is thinking about being a parent. You know several weeks ago people wrote all kinds of nasty things about me when I wrote how much I love Lindsey Lohan in the Parent Trap movie. I also said I thought she might have bipolar disorder. I’m not saying that again because I don’t want to get crucified. I didn’t realize the extent of the things she had done at the time and how much people hated her. Now I understand she is a very dangerous person. I wonderful if she had been raised in a normal loving family if she could have become a decent person. Now that I have learned about her parent it seems like genetics were certainly not on her side. What traffic parenting. I know you will do a wonderful job. I wish you the best. Being a parent is a wonderful thing.

  5. Samigirl says:

    I like that color on her, but her lip situation is freaking me out.

    Also, I wonder when the owners of the Mac lappy and Birkin bag are going to come forward?

  6. Devon says:

    You’re right. She doesn’t look all shades of terrible here. The dress is awful but her skin looks decent, albeit a bit waxy and orange, her eyes are sort of clear (no big ass pupils!) and her hair looks healthy. Charlie probably gave her some tiger blood.

  7. patata says:

    i’m not really liking the doubled-sided taped up side of her dress but i guess it’s better than seeing more side boob.

  8. dorothy says:

    That cigarette hanging out of her mouth…..always the lady.

  9. Quinn says:

    The hilarious thing is…all of her expensive “dreams” (aka “stuff”) look all dirty and nasty…just like her! :)

  10. sharylmj says:

    she finally looks like she took a shower!! her hair and make up are pretty good here.. those LIPS!! YIKES!!!
    maybe she’s gettin it together finally, I feel a little bad for her after seeing her mom with Dr. Phil… :(

  11. Marta says:

    she is looking like a hobo, dress looks like cow shit and with the cigarette …cheap disaster

  12. mia girl says:

    I don’t understand that dress…

  13. G says:

    Note to Gaga: No good deed goes unpunished.

  14. e.non says:

    the important things in life…

    ugh, don’t you all feel worthless because you don’t have those things.

    that dress is ugly, but like the fabric and the coloring is good for her. but it still doesn’t erase the stank.

  15. bns says:

    She looks decent by HER standards. The damage that she’s done to her face is irreparable.

  16. DEB says:

    Oh? I think she looks totally awful. She always does.

  17. ronnie says:

    After this it could be Sheen that paid off the hotel bill….. he was the highest paid sitcom star and his crappy show on FX was renewed….

  18. Imelda says:

    When you cant close your mouth – I think its time to review the lip filler situation.
    Skin looks good though how in God’s name I dont know.

  19. lower-case deb says:

    the fabric-covered side panel thingy of the jet looks really dirty. brown and lifeless. :(

    and there’s actually a non-photogenic side to a birkin? i didn’t know that! until today, i thought birkins look great from every angle.

    and the macbook? wth is that? i’ve also never seen a macbook so… undignified that way. sooo far away from the holier-than-thou-sue-your-ass-with-my-shiny-unibody mac lines and image.

    Lindsay “the anti-Midas” Lohan.
    everything she touches turns into gold, i.e. arse gravy.

  20. Lucy says:

    Eww the thought of her and Charlie is so nasty, how many STDs did they pass between each other…

  21. Sirsnarksalot says:

    People need to stop enabling this bitch. And my first thought after looking at the photo was “Well there’s the Marmont’s laptop. Wonder who she heisted the Birkin from”.

  22. Mia 4S says:

    It’s all about the appearance of being a star with her, not about being an actual respected actress, and not about doing great work. That tweet is beyond pathetic and shows once again that she is a lost cause.

  23. Leigh says:

    I think if those are your “dreams” then you really need to take a look at what is happening in the rest of the world and examine your priorities….

  24. Boo says:

    Ooh, I have a Mac laptop. I’m living the dream here.

    There are other pictures of her from the back, and her hair is busted-ass nasty.

  25. Jayna says:

    Perfect hair color for her. Flattering, fresh, natural looking color. Not her usual washed out white/blond hair or her fake dark red/burgandy/black hair that is harsh. This is back the closest I’ve seen to her natural color. I have to admit she looks great, except her lips. Far away in a photo shoot, fine. But up close, you see that trout pout.

  26. marie says:

    well pretty terrible is a step up from totally awful, which is a step up from utterly tragic so… good job I guess..

  27. serena says:

    Oh wow, I’m actually surprised she doesn’t look awful in these photos! And I think it’s because she looked at her past photos and finally decided to hire a good make-up person.
    Thank god.

  28. HillbillyintheCorner says:

    LOL….the front may be shinny and clean looking but you show have shown the back shot….her face is freshly plumped up with fillers from the morning shots of her in the orange dress that must have been were she was going cause your face doesn’t change shape that quick unless you are using bands to pull back the cheek skin…and her lips are definitely plumped ..the dress is cheap like the orange thingie..but the back shot shows a back full of back pimples and bumps in a field a fat freckles…expesially down at her lower back….I don’t think water gets to her back much..which is the usual cause of back pimples..not washing the oil of the skin much…
    about the disappearing chins….I have one word for you stretch bands ..used to be a lady who came on QVC and Home Shopping network who sold them…she looked wonderful when she came on chin tight as a tick and cheeks nice a high but then she would start take those things off and everything would sag …the woman had three chins when she took it off..and you never new because it was hidden in her hair behind her ears….
    I think she may be using bands now…I really do only thing that explains the drastic difference a few hours between photos unless you call photoshopping….

  29. Krissy says:

    Note the carton of cigs in the birkin….classy

  30. Krissy says:

    Note the carton of cigs in the birkin…classy

  31. Barbara says:

    She never gave back the laptop to the hotel…is that it ?

  32. C. C. Cedras says:

    She looks more like Joan Crawford every day. That is, if Joan Crawford had ever worn cracked out extensions, had catfish lips, poorly applied fake tan and wore a brown nightgown out in public. Other than that, she looks just like her.

  33. Krissie says:

    Anyone else notice that it says “please me” on the MacBook. It looks like its written in paint marker. Huh?

  34. Alex says:

    Besides a Birkin, I also see in that purse a pill bottle, a pack of cigs, and a wad of cash. Seriously, zoom in.

  35. K_T says:

    Her teeth look good- The veneers seem to have settled in and look natiural.

  36. Deana says:

    Poor bitch never had a chance with those parents. Only difference between Linds and a crack whore is that crack hos don’t get fillers. Point is that she was born an innocent baby to POS parents who should burn in famewhore hell.

  37. CamColty says:

    Not a fan of this girl in the least but she looks better here then she has in a really long time. That being said. She still looks like shit.

  38. Mumra The Ever Living says:

    Before you folks rave too much about how great Lohan looks in these posed, professionally taken and phot
    oshopped pictures, perhaps you should take a look at this one in real light and unvarnished by photoshop:

    http://tinyurl.com/9a6jxdx

    Greasy hair, ugly dress, and it looks like the fillers under her skin are separating from her skull.

  39. NerdMomma says:

    I love how she will flat break into a person’s house in the dead of night and steal their stuff…yet she turns into a fragile little flower on a film set. She was frightened by a loud noise? Maybe all that coke makes her jumpy.

  40. Beth says:

    I love her in a long dress! Less chance of inadvertently flashing the crack muffin!

  41. Mandy says:

    Wow, this is the second dress in a row where she isn’t showing all her bits and pieces and she appears to be somewhat “clean”-not sober clean, like she took a bath clean. Shocking!

  42. Lem says:

    Eh, she covered her omnipresent side boob. What more do you want?

  43. ladybert62 says:

    That “dress” is horrible – looks like a bed sheet! Those pictures show how trashy she really is.

    I bet her and bad boy Sheen really hit it off – meaning she knows he always has drugs and wants sex – a commodity she is willing to trade for the drugs. A marriage made in heaven!

  44. carol says:

    lotta people w/ a lotta problems out there. yup

  45. NM6804 says:

    I am really curious as to how Gaga’s next album will fare. She’s a mess and not a hot one.

    Everywhere else Lohan gets kicked out but Gaga is enabling her behaviour. An A-lister allows a godawful offensive Z-lister to be friends with her. There is no publicity gain whatsoever. Lohan is bad news!

    Thus I conclude: they’re so drink and drugsbuddies and Lohan will sell her ass out as soon as she turns her back on Lohan.

  46. Jen says:

    It doesn’t matter what LL wears . . . I always assume it’s stolen goods.

  47. mytbean says:

    and everytime there’s a LL post all I keep looking at and for is the chin. Because it’s there. It’s not. It’s there. It’s not. I’m starting to suspect that Lindsey Lohan has a twin and that they are both cracked out but that one is far worse than the other…

  48. dorothy says:

    She was probably trolling for someone to pay her hotel bill.

  49. Snowpea says:

    Ummm what in god’s name is going on with that bloody MacBook…?

    What is all that crap on the front? Mine is silver and clean and streamlined…and that HANDBAG?! It looks like a PVC twelve dollar bag from Kmart…Ew.

    PLUS the seat of that plane looks dirty.

    I remember someone saying how Jennifer Aniston always looks so clean. Well, Blohan always has this filthy, dirty vibe…WHAT IS WITH THAT!!!

  50. whateveryouwantittobe says:

    About the shitty parent talk. In my teens and very early 20s I was a deadbeat achy like this little Madam Lohan, I was only encouraged by my alcoholic mother because she wanted a drinking buddy despite my nearly dying several times. Something clicked in my head that I really did want to live and I needed to do anything I could, it has taken years but I have done it.

    So thanks Lohan, I do have my Chanel but I work my arse off day after day after day for it. The problem is that she doesn’t have a conscience, or the fear you’re in when you’re having to get by on a hard days work, (as opposed to stealing diamonds from your friends while you’re not busy running babies over in your porche). She doesn’t accept that respect from people is hard earned, you can’t just show up looking not wasted for a week and have people respect you. Try slogging it out for 5 years and then maybe you will have erased 5% of the damage you have done.

  51. Maritza says:

    She looks pretty good, thank goodness she finally went back to her red hair. I hope she keeps it that way, blonde made her look older then her own mother.

  52. Ruyana says:

    Is that computer in the picture the one she “borrowed” from the hotel and “forgot” to return? Last I read she still had the laptop she’d borrowed from them.

  53. MommaK18 says:

    It looks like the mac book has “Please Me” written on it…
    Like it’s a notebook from middle school….
    Zoom in and take a look!

    She’s a cracked out mess.
    Maybe the IRS should check out her twitter to see how to “tax her.” Hahaha!
    Oooo CrackLo!

  54. LeslieM says:

    She looks like a different person without the bleached blond hair. So much better.

  55. skeptical says:

    So that’s why she did the I’m sick and stalling.. she was just fighting for her dream of a private jet ride!
    Snort
    Freshly waxed face.

  56. lulu says:

    She looks beautiful in pic #1 #3 #5 #6 but it’s just the pics, because actually she has a double chin her face is bloated and that awful lip job :/

  57. HillbillyintheCorner says:

    I think its funny she took 9 god awful pictures outside the gala in front of the board out there and her face bloated double chins and nasty haired go look on her free lindsay facebook page …then she walks 50 feet inside and another professional photographer and that these photos now unless she had a instead facelift and a bath in the 10 minutes between photostoot session I would say you are looking at a little NO hell a lot of photo enhanceing going on…..in her head area…I’d say smoothing of the skin , no feckles on her face…a little tightening up done on the chin and a overlay of glamour mode on the head… because other wise you explain to me the diffenence in the light tones form her head to the rest of her body….
    To bad the Papz outside didn’t get payed to clean her up….LOL….

    • Annie says:

      Absolutely agree! These are photoshopped to the nth degree! They’re from Getty, right? Lots of their photos are super manipulated. The candids she took earlier the SAME DAY only hours??? earlier show that double chin looking possibly even worse than in the court photos, her skin a mess and her hair looking thinning, unwashed and stringy. BTW, even after photoshop she may look “better” but she still looks like a godawful sleezy, bloated mess. Gaga does the same things which is why people are taking about how “super skinny” she is then she rocks up looking pudgy and average the next day. Too bad most people buy it and celebs get away with this foolery.

  58. HillbillyintheCorner says:

    If you look closely at the last to photos and zoom at least to 400 on your zoom you can clearly see the photoshopping done on the right side of her face and chin on the next to last photo and also on the last one on the teeth…looks like they tried to make them look whiter and smaller…instead makes it look like upper dentures….

  59. Alex says:

    About the trailer, i think that is the worst thing she’s done. Usually actors have the utmost respect for the legends or characters they choose to play, but no she doesnt give a fk. Elizabeth would be rolling in her grave seeing this crackery of a tv movie with her name on it.
    Oh and on a side note had they given the liz role to anyone like say amanda seyfried or emma stone and they decided to use the trailer after filming which they wouldnt cause they have family boyfriends…. And actually sleep, had one of the friends lit up a cigarette or put their shoes up on the table they would have said “put it out or leave, this is liz’s trailer dont be disrespectful” not smash shit and lick coke off it.

  60. Angela Carberry says:

    She actually looks like she’s in her 20s here.

  61. Ella says:

    “Never quit fighting to live your dreams.” Because EVENTUALLY Lady Gaga may pay for them.

  62. melior says:

    Priceless! 100% Lindsay Lohan. Maybe we should combine her post with that of a militant for human rights in Syria. It would read something like: freedom, dignity and Louboutin. Leave the dream! Yey!

  63. mystified says:

    Loving that hair color on her!

  64. Shelly says:

    She does look better. Her face doesn’t look dirty for a change, it actually looks a normal color. And I forgot that she has very pretty eyes, since she normally wears 10 pounds of liner and lashes on them. She almost looks like her old self, even the lips aren’t so appalling here.

  65. hmm says:

    She’s still self-tanning, but at least she quit with the too-dark rouge.

  66. Zooyork says:

    I’m wondering how she got her skin to look better. Do you guys have any ideas?

  67. A Fan says:

    See what the right color and cut can do? If it works on that, can you imagine what it would do for Katie Holmes?

  68. skeptical says:

    We know she doesn’t look like this.
    Anyone got a link to the unvarnished pics of this event? Unvarnished pics were hinted at and one was linked above.

  69. PrettyLights says:

    They totally photoshopped her… check out Radar who has unphotoshopped pics: http://www.radaronline.com/photos/image/190578/2012/09/lady-gaga-attends-perfume-premiere
    You can see a lot more freckles on her arms and face in these shots.

  70. jwoolman says:

    She looks okay until she starts moving around. The skirt is slit and it looks stupid when she flashes a leg. A later story shows the effect. I really don’t understand how she can be considered as a fashion person in this universe, she so rarely wears anything that looks completely good on her.

  71. jwoolman says:

    I wonder if she dried out for SM5 and that’s why she looks better, especially in the eyes.

  72. Atxlife says:

    How can anyone in their right mind say she looks good ? Her face is haggard . Rough drug user, alcoholic haggard . She needs to stop trying to live her new jersey version of glamour and get real .
    She will never ever look normal again because she destroyed her face with fillers .