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Here are some more new photos of Lindsay Lohan yesterday in NYC. I already covered the other photos of The Cracken’s Double Chin here, in a story about Lady Gaga offering to pay for Lindsay’s Marmont bill. Speaking of Lindsay and Gaga’s friendship (ugh!), these pics are of crackie attending the launch of Lady Gaga’s ‘Fame’ fragrance at the Guggenheim. The dress is extremely budget, and it does not flatter Lindsay whatsoever. That being said, I don’t think Lindsay looks completely awful here. Does she look crackie? Of course. But she doesn’t look like she’s been on a week-long vodka-and-coke bender, you know?
Lindsay is in New York after a quick stop in Atlanta to film her cameo in Scary Movie 5, with Charlie Sheen. Incidentally, this seems to be Lindsay’s latest M.O. – one day of work, followed by weeks of partying to “celebrate” said “work”. Anyway, according to Page Six, Lindsay got along with Charlie. Of course she did:
Legendary ladies’ man Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan shared a bed this week on the set of “Scary Movie 5” — as well as playful pillow talk between takes, Page Six has learned.
“Charlie and Lindsay filmed a love scene,” said a spy. “The scene they were shooting for the movie was of them in bed together.”
We hear the “Scary” script called for Lohan to kiss Sheen, and also to slip into a kinky collar.
Lohan got cold feet about shooting the scene, Page Six reported, and had blown off a string of meetings and flights because she “freaked out” about mocking her public image.However, “Lindsay was a great sport,” a spy told us. “She was poking fun at herself, and she really got into it and seemed to enjoy it.”
The spy added that the two actors with Hollywood’s most infamous off-screen reputations even “shared some playful pillow talk during shooting.”
“They were ad-libbing,” a source said, and bonding over their reputations between takes. “They were joking that they’ve both had a lot of issues over the past couple of years.”
At one point while filming the horror spoof, Lohan got scared and turned to Sheen: “Lindsay was scared by a sound effect, and actually jumped into Charlie’s arms,” our spy added. “But everything went smoothly and surprisingly on schedule.”
So, did they hit it? My general thought is… YES. They hit it. And it was probably epic. Meaning that it was incredibly gross and I can’t even imagine how disgusting it was, but I bet both of them enjoyed it immensely. It’s like when FDR met Winston Churchill for the first time, only with two crackheads and a mountain of coke and lube.
By the way, Lindsay also tweeted this yesterday:
A “Birkin. Mac Computer. Chanel and a jet.” Because Lindsay’s “dreams” are all materialistic and delusional, and “never quit fighting” means “never quit crack heisting”.
Photos courtesy of WENN, Lindsay’s Twitter.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Charlie Sheen, Fashion, Lindsay Lohan
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She looks freshly filled and on some sort sedative.
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fillers in her cheekbones!
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By jove I think you’ve got it~her lips are protruding out alarmingly far, and she looks entirely zonked out on something~empty glazed eyes, vacant face. A trainwreck~”9 mile skid on a 10 mile track”
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excuse me while i barf a little bit. just all of it…no. currently i’m sporting nail polish that matches her lips….it makes me hate super much now.
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Jeebus, those lips looks stupid and painful.
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thank you!!!
what is her passion for ‘teenager in the 1980s’ hot pink lipstick? it’s UGLY, it’s a tacky choice for a redhead…and so ugly with tons of black eyeliner…
and a gross looking hot pink birkin to match…sorry, don’t see the raves w/ the birkin..
and i know i’m picky BUT chocolate brown/black polka dots DON’T MIX with HOT PINK!!!!!!!!!!!!
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In the middle picture, where she is looking over her shoulder, you can almost see the girl she was. She’s a POS, and responsible for her own life at this point, but for some people, I will always wonder…what if she had been put up for adoption? She might be a totally different person right now.
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…. but wouldn’t any of us be?
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Depends on how much of her behavior is genetic predisposition and how much is because of the environment. There are some hereditary tendencies that might have manifested even with a different environment. If she had been in a family that cares for and watches over their children, she might have received help instead of being exploited. She might be a productive member of society instead of a drain, even with the same mental health issues.
IF she’s just a narcissist without any additional mental health concerns, I’m going to put that one squarely on Michael and Dina Lohan. Hollywood is concerned with making money-PARENTS should be concerned with the welfare of their child first. It’s not Hollywood’s job to do right by the child, it’s the parents’ job to ensure that the child receives all the structure, discipline, and limits that Hollywood upbringings could prevent. Loving your child isn’t giving them whatever they want, it’s giving them what they don’t know they need.
MrTarheel and I are considering domestic adoption, and we are drawn to children who are born in crisis pregnancies or foster care. I’m really focused on the benefits of nurture, and how a child’s biology doesn’t have to pre-determine their end-game. I didn’t mean for my comment to sound simplistic…I just feel so sorry for children raised in that type of environment.
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I love what you said about giving them what they don’t know they need. I am so happy someone like yourself is thinking about being a parent. You know several weeks ago people wrote all kinds of nasty things about me when I wrote how much I love Lindsey Lohan in the Parent Trap movie. I also said I thought she might have bipolar disorder. I’m not saying that again because I don’t want to get crucified. I didn’t realize the extent of the things she had done at the time and how much people hated her. Now I understand she is a very dangerous person. I wonderful if she had been raised in a normal loving family if she could have become a decent person. Now that I have learned about her parent it seems like genetics were certainly not on her side. What traffic parenting. I know you will do a wonderful job. I wish you the best. Being a parent is a wonderful thing.
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I like that color on her, but her lip situation is freaking me out.
Also, I wonder when the owners of the Mac lappy and Birkin bag are going to come forward?
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LOL!
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Bahahaha! I was thinking the same thing. How the heck can she afford a Birkin? And if she has a Mac computer, why was she renting one every day at Chateau Marmot, as her huge hotel bill showed?
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She probably “forgot” to give it back to the hotel….
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CM said they would “forgive” her rental bills if she brought the computer back – this was the end of August.
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@ Kaiser and samigirl…
Am crack-laughing my a$$ off, lol!
Charlie Sheen and LaLohan getting their crack-freak on? OMG….induces EPIC levels of nausea. BRAIN BLEACH!!
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That’s hysterical, I posted jokingly on this website a ways back about them filming a movie together but now it’s actually happening! That’s a hoot.
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You’re right. She doesn’t look all shades of terrible here. The dress is awful but her skin looks decent, albeit a bit waxy and orange, her eyes are sort of clear (no big ass pupils!) and her hair looks healthy. Charlie probably gave her some tiger blood.
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ROFLMAO! Good one!
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Dress is too big for her, but I agree: this is the best she has looked in some time.
Can’t lie: I want that pink Birkin. No wait, I want my own new one! Not that one! God knows what is in there!
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I agree that this is the best she’s looked in a while. but, agh, her lips. i say it every LL post. I know, but I just can’t help it.
The dress would have been a lot cuter if they were actually I loose legged pants.
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i’m not really liking the doubled-sided taped up side of her dress but i guess it’s better than seeing more side boob.
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That cigarette hanging out of her mouth…..always the lady.
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And… One behind her ear … On deck so to speak.
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The hilarious thing is…all of her expensive “dreams” (aka “stuff”) look all dirty and nasty…just like her!
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she finally looks like she took a shower!! her hair and make up are pretty good here.. those LIPS!! YIKES!!!
maybe she’s gettin it together finally, I feel a little bad for her after seeing her mom with Dr. Phil…
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Yup, she looks like she had some sleep, a shower and a home cooked meal.
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she is looking like a hobo, dress looks like cow shit and with the cigarette …cheap disaster
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I don’t understand that dress…
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Note to Gaga: No good deed goes unpunished.
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the important things in life…
ugh, don’t you all feel worthless because you don’t have those things.
that dress is ugly, but like the fabric and the coloring is good for her. but it still doesn’t erase the stank.
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She looks decent by HER standards. The damage that she’s done to her face is irreparable.
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Oh? I think she looks totally awful. She always does.
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After this it could be Sheen that paid off the hotel bill….. he was the highest paid sitcom star and his crappy show on FX was renewed….
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When you cant close your mouth – I think its time to review the lip filler situation.
Skin looks good though how in God’s name I dont know.
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the fabric-covered side panel thingy of the jet looks really dirty. brown and lifeless.
and there’s actually a non-photogenic side to a birkin? i didn’t know that! until today, i thought birkins look great from every angle.
and the macbook? wth is that? i’ve also never seen a macbook so… undignified that way. sooo far away from the holier-than-thou-sue-your-ass-with-my-shiny-unibody mac lines and image.
Lindsay “the anti-Midas” Lohan.
everything she touches turns into gold, i.e. arse gravy.
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Eww the thought of her and Charlie is so nasty, how many STDs did they pass between each other…
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Not to mention the new ones they created as a result of their tryst. BLERGH!
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People need to stop enabling this bitch. And my first thought after looking at the photo was “Well there’s the Marmont’s laptop. Wonder who she heisted the Birkin from”.
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It’s all about the appearance of being a star with her, not about being an actual respected actress, and not about doing great work. That tweet is beyond pathetic and shows once again that she is a lost cause.
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I think if those are your “dreams” then you really need to take a look at what is happening in the rest of the world and examine your priorities….
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WHO in bloody hell ever takes photos of their purse and belongings sitting in a heap and puts it on twitter as if they think somebody’s going to want to see that? Further evidence twitter is for twits.
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Ooh, I have a Mac laptop. I’m living the dream here.
There are other pictures of her from the back, and her hair is busted-ass nasty.
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I had exactly the same thought as I scrolled away on my Mac
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Perfect hair color for her. Flattering, fresh, natural looking color. Not her usual washed out white/blond hair or her fake dark red/burgandy/black hair that is harsh. This is back the closest I’ve seen to her natural color. I have to admit she looks great, except her lips. Far away in a photo shoot, fine. But up close, you see that trout pout.
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well pretty terrible is a step up from totally awful, which is a step up from utterly tragic so… good job I guess..
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Oh wow, I’m actually surprised she doesn’t look awful in these photos! And I think it’s because she looked at her past photos and finally decided to hire a good make-up person.
Thank god.
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LOL….the front may be shinny and clean looking but you show have shown the back shot….her face is freshly plumped up with fillers from the morning shots of her in the orange dress that must have been were she was going cause your face doesn’t change shape that quick unless you are using bands to pull back the cheek skin…and her lips are definitely plumped ..the dress is cheap like the orange thingie..but the back shot shows a back full of back pimples and bumps in a field a fat freckles…expesially down at her lower back….I don’t think water gets to her back much..which is the usual cause of back pimples..not washing the oil of the skin much…
about the disappearing chins….I have one word for you stretch bands ..used to be a lady who came on QVC and Home Shopping network who sold them…she looked wonderful when she came on chin tight as a tick and cheeks nice a high but then she would start take those things off and everything would sag …the woman had three chins when she took it off..and you never new because it was hidden in her hair behind her ears….
I think she may be using bands now…I really do only thing that explains the drastic difference a few hours between photos unless you call photoshopping….
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Note the carton of cigs in the birkin….classy
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Note the carton of cigs in the birkin…classy
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She never gave back the laptop to the hotel…is that it ?
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She looks more like Joan Crawford every day. That is, if Joan Crawford had ever worn cracked out extensions, had catfish lips, poorly applied fake tan and wore a brown nightgown out in public. Other than that, she looks just like her.
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Anyone else notice that it says “please me” on the MacBook. It looks like its written in paint marker. Huh?
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What, you don’t bedazzle your laptop like a third grader?
Oh wait…you don’t bedazzle the laptop you stole from a hotel?
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Besides a Birkin, I also see in that purse a pill bottle, a pack of cigs, and a wad of cash. Seriously, zoom in.
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Her teeth look good- The veneers seem to have settled in and look natiural.
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Poor bitch never had a chance with those parents. Only difference between Linds and a crack whore is that crack hos don’t get fillers. Point is that she was born an innocent baby to POS parents who should burn in famewhore hell.
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Not a fan of this girl in the least but she looks better here then she has in a really long time. That being said. She still looks like shit.
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Before you folks rave too much about how great Lohan looks in these posed, professionally taken and phot
oshopped pictures, perhaps you should take a look at this one in real light and unvarnished by photoshop:
http://tinyurl.com/9a6jxdx
Greasy hair, ugly dress, and it looks like the fillers under her skin are separating from her skull.
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Well I did seem to point it out. the difference between the photos on the outside of the event and these are night and day..she looked like hell in the other shots which were probably taken 10 minute before these..but by another photographer who didn’t bother photo shopping….this one is got but he forgot the back in the back photo…and that stands out like a sore thumb….
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Hey Mumra, I admire your work over on TMZ. I’m CoolPhosphorescentShimmer over there.
This picture is terrifying.
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WTF?! Glasses girl took the words right out of my mouth! It looks like she’s made of crumbly,dry Pla-doh.
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I love how she will flat break into a person’s house in the dead of night and steal their stuff…yet she turns into a fragile little flower on a film set. She was frightened by a loud noise? Maybe all that coke makes her jumpy.
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I love her in a long dress! Less chance of inadvertently flashing the crack muffin!
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Wow, this is the second dress in a row where she isn’t showing all her bits and pieces and she appears to be somewhat “clean”-not sober clean, like she took a bath clean. Shocking!
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Eh, she covered her omnipresent side boob. What more do you want?
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That “dress” is horrible – looks like a bed sheet! Those pictures show how trashy she really is.
I bet her and bad boy Sheen really hit it off – meaning she knows he always has drugs and wants sex – a commodity she is willing to trade for the drugs. A marriage made in heaven!
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lotta people w/ a lotta problems out there. yup
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I am really curious as to how Gaga’s next album will fare. She’s a mess and not a hot one.
Everywhere else Lohan gets kicked out but Gaga is enabling her behaviour. An A-lister allows a godawful offensive Z-lister to be friends with her. There is no publicity gain whatsoever. Lohan is bad news!
Thus I conclude: they’re so drink and drugsbuddies and Lohan will sell her ass out as soon as she turns her back on Lohan.
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It’s all about that crack for the two of them.
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It doesn’t matter what LL wears . . . I always assume it’s stolen goods.
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Hermes should sue.
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I think she looks fantastic.
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and everytime there’s a LL post all I keep looking at and for is the chin. Because it’s there. It’s not. It’s there. It’s not. I’m starting to suspect that Lindsey Lohan has a twin and that they are both cracked out but that one is far worse than the other…
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She was probably trolling for someone to pay her hotel bill.
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Ummm what in god’s name is going on with that bloody MacBook…?
What is all that crap on the front? Mine is silver and clean and streamlined…and that HANDBAG?! It looks like a PVC twelve dollar bag from Kmart…Ew.
PLUS the seat of that plane looks dirty.
I remember someone saying how Jennifer Aniston always looks so clean. Well, Blohan always has this filthy, dirty vibe…WHAT IS WITH THAT!!!
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My macbook is covered with stickers like a surfer car. I’m just sayin’.
OTOH she should not be treating that pretty pink birkin like that!
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About the shitty parent talk. In my teens and very early 20s I was a deadbeat achy like this little Madam Lohan, I was only encouraged by my alcoholic mother because she wanted a drinking buddy despite my nearly dying several times. Something clicked in my head that I really did want to live and I needed to do anything I could, it has taken years but I have done it.
So thanks Lohan, I do have my Chanel but I work my arse off day after day after day for it. The problem is that she doesn’t have a conscience, or the fear you’re in when you’re having to get by on a hard days work, (as opposed to stealing diamonds from your friends while you’re not busy running babies over in your porche). She doesn’t accept that respect from people is hard earned, you can’t just show up looking not wasted for a week and have people respect you. Try slogging it out for 5 years and then maybe you will have erased 5% of the damage you have done.
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She looks pretty good, thank goodness she finally went back to her red hair. I hope she keeps it that way, blonde made her look older then her own mother.
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Is that computer in the picture the one she “borrowed” from the hotel and “forgot” to return? Last I read she still had the laptop she’d borrowed from them.
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It looks like the mac book has “Please Me” written on it…
Like it’s a notebook from middle school….
Zoom in and take a look!
She’s a cracked out mess.
Maybe the IRS should check out her twitter to see how to “tax her.” Hahaha!
Oooo CrackLo!
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She looks like a different person without the bleached blond hair. So much better.
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She does look better with darker hair. I think the dress is okay, at least she is respectable and decent in it. Maybe she will finally learn and straighten out before she hits thirty years old.
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So that’s why she did the I’m sick and stalling.. she was just fighting for her dream of a private jet ride!
Snort
Freshly waxed face.
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She looks beautiful in pic #1 #3 #5 #6 but it’s just the pics, because actually she has a double chin her face is bloated and that awful lip job :/
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Those lips repulse me.
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I think its funny she took 9 god awful pictures outside the gala in front of the board out there and her face bloated double chins and nasty haired go look on her free lindsay facebook page …then she walks 50 feet inside and another professional photographer and that these photos now unless she had a instead facelift and a bath in the 10 minutes between photostoot session I would say you are looking at a little NO hell a lot of photo enhanceing going on…..in her head area…I’d say smoothing of the skin , no feckles on her face…a little tightening up done on the chin and a overlay of glamour mode on the head… because other wise you explain to me the diffenence in the light tones form her head to the rest of her body….
To bad the Papz outside didn’t get payed to clean her up….LOL….
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Absolutely agree! These are photoshopped to the nth degree! They’re from Getty, right? Lots of their photos are super manipulated. The candids she took earlier the SAME DAY only hours??? earlier show that double chin looking possibly even worse than in the court photos, her skin a mess and her hair looking thinning, unwashed and stringy. BTW, even after photoshop she may look “better” but she still looks like a godawful sleezy, bloated mess. Gaga does the same things which is why people are taking about how “super skinny” she is then she rocks up looking pudgy and average the next day. Too bad most people buy it and celebs get away with this foolery.
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If you look closely at the last to photos and zoom at least to 400 on your zoom you can clearly see the photoshopping done on the right side of her face and chin on the next to last photo and also on the last one on the teeth…looks like they tried to make them look whiter and smaller…instead makes it look like upper dentures….
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Good calls – they also smoothed out the cocaine dents on her nose.
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About the trailer, i think that is the worst thing she’s done. Usually actors have the utmost respect for the legends or characters they choose to play, but no she doesnt give a fk. Elizabeth would be rolling in her grave seeing this crackery of a tv movie with her name on it.
Oh and on a side note had they given the liz role to anyone like say amanda seyfried or emma stone and they decided to use the trailer after filming which they wouldnt cause they have family boyfriends…. And actually sleep, had one of the friends lit up a cigarette or put their shoes up on the table they would have said “put it out or leave, this is liz’s trailer dont be disrespectful” not smash shit and lick coke off it.
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She’s no “fan” of ET, she’s just seething with jealously of Elizabeth pure and simple. She put a cig/blunt out on a picture of Elizabeth’s face which is just plain cruel and disrespectful.
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She actually looks like she’s in her 20s here.
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“Never quit fighting to live your dreams.” Because EVENTUALLY Lady Gaga may pay for them.
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OMG. Coffee spit everywhere.
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Priceless! 100% Lindsay Lohan. Maybe we should combine her post with that of a militant for human rights in Syria. It would read something like: freedom, dignity and Louboutin. Leave the dream! Yey!
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Loving that hair color on her!
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She does look better. Her face doesn’t look dirty for a change, it actually looks a normal color. And I forgot that she has very pretty eyes, since she normally wears 10 pounds of liner and lashes on them. She almost looks like her old self, even the lips aren’t so appalling here.
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She’s still self-tanning, but at least she quit with the too-dark rouge.
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Yes, I agree. The skin color appears more natural.
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She’s looking much better
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I’m wondering how she got her skin to look better. Do you guys have any ideas?
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See what the right color and cut can do? If it works on that, can you imagine what it would do for Katie Holmes?
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We know she doesn’t look like this.
Anyone got a link to the unvarnished pics of this event? Unvarnished pics were hinted at and one was linked above.
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They totally photoshopped her… check out Radar who has unphotoshopped pics: http://www.radaronline.com/photos/image/190578/2012/09/lady-gaga-attends-perfume-premiere
You can see a lot more freckles on her arms and face in these shots.
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She looks okay until she starts moving around. The skirt is slit and it looks stupid when she flashes a leg. A later story shows the effect. I really don’t understand how she can be considered as a fashion person in this universe, she so rarely wears anything that looks completely good on her.
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I wonder if she dried out for SM5 and that’s why she looks better, especially in the eyes.
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How can anyone in their right mind say she looks good ? Her face is haggard . Rough drug user, alcoholic haggard . She needs to stop trying to live her new jersey version of glamour and get real .
She will never ever look normal again because she destroyed her face with fillers .
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