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On Friday, when I was covering the not-terrible photos of Lindsay Lohan at the Thursday night launch of Lady Gaga’s perfume, I completely missed the fact that Paris Hilton was at the same event. I’m including some pics of Paris and her wonk eye in this post. I have no idea if Paris was invited, or if she just showed up or whatever. I don’t have any idea if Lindsay was invited either – although I suspect LL was invited because Gaga has made The Cracken her special project or something. Anyway, as you might remember, Lindsay and Paris have some kind of ridiculous, crackie, cheap on-and-off drama that’s gone on for years. Last I heard, they were still partying together, but that was… last year maybe? Like, about 10 crack-drama-cycles ago. According to Page Six, we are in the midst of another crack drama cycle.
Lindsay Lohan came face to face with old frenemy Paris Hilton and freaked out at a high-profile fashion bash, as their long-running feud continues to burn.
Lohan, who is working hard to put her troubled past behind her, arrived in New York from the Atlanta set of “Scary Movie 5” in which she acts opposite Charlie Sheen and makes fun of her hard-partying, train-wreck past, including an incident last year when she was accused of stealing a necklace from an LA jewelry store.
But “Lindsay wound up looking at [the ‘Scary Movie’ cameo] as a way to complete a phase of her life and move on,” a source said. After desperately trying to get out of the shoot, she filmed the role without any additional drama Wednesday.
But when Lohan arrived at Lady Gaga’s masked ball Thursday night at the Guggenheim Museum, she flipped when she saw her old party-pal-turned-archrival Hilton.
“Lindsay freaked out when she saw Paris,” said a spy. “Neither knew the other would be there. And when Lindsay first saw Paris, she just stepped back with these big eyes. She was shaking her head and kept repeating, ‘No, no, I can’t.’ ”
The once-tight pair had a falling out back in 2006 over the infamous incident when foul-mouthed oil heir Brandon Davis branded the “Mean Girls” star “Firecrotch,” with Hilton egging him on.
At the Gaga event, which launched the singer’s new fragrance, Fame, “Lindsay refused to get her picture taken with Paris,” a source said. “But eventually she calmed down.”
While Lohan arrived at the event “very quietly,” Hilton “marched in and tried to push her way through the crowd to Gaga,” only to turn around when she realized no one was moving out of her way when she wanted to get to the singer.
Lohan later received a hug from Gaga, whom she’d bonded with over the summer during a sleepover at the Chateau Marmont in LA. Page Six exclusively reported that Gaga’s planning to cast Lohan in her first video from her upcoming album, “Artpop.”
Paris and Lindsay are both terrible losers, but in different ways. I tend to think Lindsay is more dangerous, physically and emotionally. But Paris is definitely a loser too, and what’s even worse is that Paris would LOVE to have the wrong kind of fame that Lindsay has right now. It seems like Paris is actually pretty jealous of how much (bad) attention Lindsay gets. Anyway, I just think it’s kind of funny that all of these years later, these two jackasses are still acting like two dumb Mean Girls.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton
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Reunion of has-beens. Paris looks especially try-hard.
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Ever notice she gets more back-bendy when she’s particularly desperate for attention?
Pretty soon we’ll have her doing the Yoga full wheel on the red carpet.
Full wheel wonk. “Namaste bitches!”
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Best. Comment. Of. The. Day! too funny, and I can totally picture it!!
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Oh, to be back in 2006… even just in one’s mind. Right, Paris&Lilo?
Also, what the frak is Gaga doing, associating herself with Lilo and the likes? Is this another tiresome “ART” project? If so, why isn’t James Franco in it, too? That would be awesome: Franco, Gaga and walking exploitable object Lilo in the greatest performance ART ever.
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Ooh, taking bets, Franco vs. Gaga vs. Cracken fight.
Who would crash out first?
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It’s the drugs.
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Paris, still as boring as bat-shit.
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Omg, the fingerless gloves…
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Fingerless gloves with a ring, nonetheless.
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I hate to say this, but I actually kinda like Paris’s dress. Lindsay on the other hand, is dressed like a granny. That is, a 25 year old granny with double chins. I wonder why she has that?? It’s definitely something she didn’t have, say, a year or two ago. Probably from years of drug abuse?
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Nice try, Paris.
Hilton looks like a demented bee in those sunglasses that are hiding that wonky eye that seems to be getting worse over time.
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I too like Paris dress but what on earth is L wearing? & I too wonder what is going on with “youth” actress faces like puffy stuffed gerbil cheeks on some & baggy meats that aren’t often seen. Quite shocking really.
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@kittybye
nice try perez! I can smell your loser stench from over here. They both look like crap but Paris looks even more pathetic like a deranged crow
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Gaga has those chipmunk cheeks too;
http://the-fame.org/thumbnails.php?album=2216
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Holy slit batman! We’ve all seen it before, LL, put it away
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LiLo, Paris, and Gaga in one room? That’s some thick famewhore stew, blech!
The futuristic dress is pretty awesome, just not on Parasite McValtrex. It’s good she’s wearing sunglasses, as I must get a talisman to protect me from her evil eye.
LL’s outfit isn’t terrible. The brown shade flatters her coloring. But why wear a muumuu at an evening event? It’s more appropriate for a vacation in the tropics because it seems to have A LOT of ventilation. Of course, it’s the least of her problems.
These two bottom feeders have been circling the drain for years, but the Cracken’s got a leg up, so to speak, on self-destruction.
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Loser #1 and #2.
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Seriously. They are both fighting for te title of biggest loser in Hollywood.
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There was a blind item revealed on another website recently saying that the reason these two hate each other is that they were actually hooking up for a while. The Cracken was “in love” with Paris (as much as she can actually love anything that’s not herself or, you know, crack), while Paris was just kind of doing it for a laugh.
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Yeah I was thinking about that CDAN reveal too. I buy it.
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I remember seeing a video of Lindsay making out w/Paris. It was the same video that showed LL shooting up heroin.
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Yes, I saw some grainy photos of L&P kissing and injecting what was rumoured to be heroin, must have been stills from the video
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Eww. I feel all itchy–like I may get herpes just from clicking this link. Off to take a Silkwood shower!
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Wasn’t there a blind item that LL fell in love with Paris and they had some sort of romantic relationship back when they used to party? And that Paris toyed with LL and her emotions and really, really messed her up? That might explain the freak-out. Or else, she’s just a total crackhead. I’d buy that one, too.
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I could believe that too. And this one: http://www.blinditemsexposed.com/2009/07/lainey-two-girls-one-limo.html
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That really surprised me with mischa.
LL not at all, pretty sure thats a daily thing position for her.
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ewww poor Mischa!
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I thought Laniey revealed that it was Sienna Miller & Kira Knightly. I’d be happy if it weren’t though. I <3 Kira
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battle of the bad extensions.. I think Lilo is winning..why do these two matter?
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“Lohan, who is working hard to put her troubled past behind her,…”
Ha!
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I know, right? That one had me laughing pretty hard. Who makes up this stuff?
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Overheard at the perfume launch:
LINDSAY: “Why Paris, I love that dress! Who designed it for you, Gene Roddenberry?”
PARIS: “*laughing* Lindsay, so nice to see you again, and I totally love what you’ve done with your chins!”
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Gene Roddenberry! I’m totally using that someday!
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Hey DR, long time, no post.
Blohan would have NO CLUE who Gene was but funny nonetheless.
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Mornin’ Mad.
Howya been?
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I’m OK Belle, my dvr went out last night so no tv BUT I have the link to Dr. Phil from our good friend GC on tmz, (which is where I’m at now) so I’m ready with the popcorn & CRACKtails. Its going to be FanCRACKINtastic!
How are you? I see Ruby Red & Boobs. Where’s our Bess?
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Does this mean Paris is going to get into some more accidents and be seen looking cracked out like Lindsay? Both are losers I bet Paris wasn’t even invited.
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I hadn’t heard the ‘they were hooking up’ rumor before. Ick.
Why couldn’t they just avoid each other at the party like adults? Seeing someone you don’t like at a party, happens all the time here in the real world.
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Wonk eye’s getting wonkier. I know it’s “a condition,” but damn.
Ok, I think you all need to sit down, because the tabs say Lindsay is pissed off that Amanda Bynes is getting away with so much stuff while SHE was punished! Hahahahahahaaaaa!
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Morning Boobs. Her twitter rant was hilarious. It shows how far gone her mind has become due to heavy drug use and drinking. You can’t compare Bynes record with Blohans. Only in her drug addled mind are they one and the same. Blohan didn’t go to jail for the DUI either and she had TWO! She went for MULTIPLE probation violations and heisting jewelry!
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Hey Mads!! Did you see that TMZ FINALLY called her what she is, a “convicted necklace thief”? No more “allegedly.” ‘Bout effin time.
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Mad – Is there a link to her Twitter rants, or is her tweet on the Bynes story her only rant on that?
I’m behind on a lot of gossip lately (we’ve all been battling some nasty virus Hubs brought home from work – thanks, hon) so I’ve got to check out TMZ and catch up.
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Hey Boobs, YES FINALLY!!!
Belle, just type in “Lindsay Lohan twitter” and you can see them unless they’ve been taken down but its too late now, EVERY gossip site is reporting about it. There were 2, the widely reported one and then another about have ‘NO REGRETS’.
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If I had to guess, I’d say it was probably Paris would initiated Lindsay into her drug cycle that she can’t seem to escape all these years later. The difference between the two, is that Paris can seem to keep her habits in check and under control. But it’s so amazing to see how her fame has dwindled.
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I totally agree. Didn’t it always seem that whenever Paris became friends with one of the “it” girls that said girl would start going downhill. We’d see crotch shots, drunken party pics, the whole nine and you just knew Paris was opening the Wide World of Drugs and Debauchery for them….then walking away clean. Or at least cleaner than the addicted messed up former friends that she left behind. Paris didn’t ruin Kim K, however. Kim K took the publicity and ran with it. Too bad, Paris, you couldn’t ruin all of them & now you’re a jealous nobody!
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Nicole Richie, Mischa Barton, Blohan…I wonder how many others there are? And I’m sure there’s some guys in that mix, as well.
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It is sort of poetic justice that Paris was ultimately brought down by Kim, who is genuinely sober and only really addicted to attention. The others weren’t so lucky.
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Don’t forget Britney!!!
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Well..they both have Karma Face…that’s about all there is to say.
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Paris is so D-list right now it is so funny. Remember when she was so popular and we wished she would go away? Nobody cares about her anymore and I love it.
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Doesn’t it a bit weird to paint your face with pinkish foundation but your neck and arms are yellowish?
I hateee that…. Lindsay’s face actually matches her body but Paris’s face alone is pink tone when rest of her bodies are yellow tone..ew ….
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I noticed that right away too!
It’s a self-tanner body with a make-up face, and a good look it is not!
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All I’ve got to say is that the perfume stinks.
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Aww, come on now! I thought it was a girls’ dream to smell like a slut?
I don’t think that women need to smell interesting. I have an interesting mind but I want to smell like a slut … I mean it in a lovely way like the way your husband makes you feel when you’ve had a really long day and he knows exactly what to say to you to make you feel sexy.
I’m not shitting on LL or Hilton, they are desperate, this is what they do. Gaga is the idiot here for giving those two knobbers a change to get in to the spotlight again. And the sad thing is, she most probably, actually calculates this.
She is in it for the long haul and very much in control of every aspect of her Fame.
http://edition.cnn.com/2012/09/13/business/lady-gaga-perfume-interview/
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I think Gaga feels sorry for the Cracken. But she’ll be sorry that she ever reached out to her. No good deed goes unpunished.
Whatever anyone might think about Gaga,she’s incredibly driven, hard working and strategic. Lohan is a lazy self-entitled mess and eventually Gaga will be totally disgusted by her.
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Also i like the dress Paris is wearing. *hangs head in shame.*
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holy….. omg. i didn’t know that LL’s dress is cut so damn high.
Put that biscuit away, FFS! where’s that gaffer tape when you need ‘em? damn.
i knew it’s too early to thank sundry gods for the taped-up sideboobs.
it’s like Li Lo Law: If thou tapest thy sideboobst, thou shouldst uncover thine sidebiscuits, so sayeth the cracken.
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On a side note anyone see Crackies tweet from late last night about Amanda Bynes???. I seriously couldn’t stop laughing. We need a post about it because the comments from everyone would be priceless !
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Lol I think Gaga’s and Lohan’s ‘bonding moment’ at the sleepover was probably a make-out session.
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Well I love the “accused of steal a neckless” …..hell accused she was convicted idiot what do you think that trial was about you plead non contest..is a much as saying I’m guilty…
I love the way they dance aroung the truth with Lohan ….
accused of…..sleepovers instead of a one night hookup ……..
UGH !
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Lindsay and Gaga “bonded over the summer during a sleepover at the Chateau Marmont”.
That’s a lovely euphemism for “all night coke bender”.
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Yup. Coke & legs bender for sure.
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2 losers fighting over the attention of the queen of all losers.
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Uh, is this an attenpt to see if a ressurected feud will get hem some press? It’s tragic, both of them, for different reasons.
Blohan is a mess but Paris really could just move on to a more adultlife in the fashion industry and live off her interest.
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Paris dressing up like Tron and Lindsay in a baggy Wilma Flintstone number.
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Haha you nailed it!
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Lids McCracken looks like my Aunt Mildred when she’s on one of her benders and walking fast to the fridge to get her vodka..
what the heck does she have on??
Paris and that eye..I can’t.
no one will agree but her and BlahBlah have alot more in common than we think.
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I love the part of the story about how Parasite marched right in and tried to push through the crowd of people to get to Gaga, only to find that no one would get out of her way. I would have loved a pic of the expression on her face when that happened.
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is that Cyborg Paris Hilton from the future or what?
Cool-ish dress on a complete dullard.
As for Blohan, whatever.
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Paris Hilton’s dress: Bride of Terminator, I’ll be back!
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Maybe you guys aren’t aware that Paris is a totally hip super dj now ?
Their self-absorption spheres probably repelled each other like a huge magnetic force . The state if delusion in the room that night was raised to defcon five .
No Paris – you still aren’t pretty or interesting even if u dress like a robot
No Lindsay – you still have two chins even if they are photoshopped out .
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They’re like little flying insects. Annoying, but differing degrees of harm. Paris is like a little gnat. She’s just there and doesn’t really cause any harm, mostly because she’s useless. Kardashins however, are like mosquitos carrying west-nile. Highly potent, and while small in the scheme of things, highly dangerous to humanity. Lindsey is like a bee that already used it’s one sting. Only has the one trick, but still struggling to stay part of the animal kingdom even though the rest of us can see it’s over.
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Anyone watching Dina on Dr Phil? hahahaha He is destroying her hahaha
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______DINA LOHAN IN DR PHIL HOUSE!!!_____
West Coast HOLLAR!!! Got the tube turned to the Daw-ctor!!!
Hellllzzz YAAAH!! fo shizzle in the crack nizzle!!!
here’s some classic psych bites from the Dr.: “It’s all a fraud, it’s all deflection and dodge.”
“we don’t hear the truth it won’t prevail.”
…and, you know? this was shockingly sad…really, really sad….OMG
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I think Paris needs a new schtick. Isn’t it time to switch up her style a little and grow up just a smidge?
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