Dita Von Teese tried to get with Bradley Cooper, but he wasn’t into it…?

Back in the spring of this year, I discovered that Dita Von Teese had split up with her hottie hot French count boyfriend, Count French Dong or whatever. The split made me sad, because that dude was GORGE and I miss seeing photos of him and daydreaming about how hot the sex is between he and Dita. Almost as soon as Dita was a single girl, she instantly found a new boyfriend in Englishman Theo Hutchcraft, lead singer of The Hurts. That was April/May of this year. Then, just a few weeks ago, Dita was partying with Robert Pattinson, and I began to hope and pray that she was done with Theo and that she now had her eye on someone decidedly sparklier. But I was not expecting this… Dita Von Teese trying to get with (gasp) Bradley Cooper? Ew. Downgrade, Dita.

Dita Von Teese has claimed she is enjoying the single life, but she recently got blanked when she tried to chat-up Hollywood hunk Bradley Cooper in a Los Angeles restaurant, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.

The star pair found themselves in trendy hotspot — Italian eaterie Farfalla in Los Feliz — at the same time when an eyewitness spied Dita, 40, licking her lips in the general direction of The Hangover star.

However, the burlesque dancer’s attempts at inviting Bradley, 37, over to her table floundered after she tried to send a drink his way. He refused her offer and left the restaurant without even saying goodbye! (In September, Cooper revealed he’s been sober for 8 years.)

“Bradley completely snubbed Dita when she made a beeline for him,” an onlooker told RadarOnline.com. “She was desperate to get his attention, so she asked the waitress to go over to his table and ask him what he wanted to drink. Bradley told the waitress he’s on a health kick at the moment and said he was fine.

“After that, Dita was looking over at him, fluttering her eyelids and wanted him to join her and her friend. But Bradley just wasn’t that into her, he ignored her eye contact and just looked down at his phone. He left before she did and didn’t even acknowledge her on the way out of the restaurant. She looked gutted. It really was an awkward moment for Dita, I’m sure a lot of men wouldn’t turn her down,” the source concluded.

Dita isn’t the only woman smitten with Bradley at the moment. His ex-girlfriend Zoe Saldana was seen leaving the ArcLight Cinema in Hollywood arm-in-arm with the A-Team actor on September 2, sparking rumors they were back together.

And as RadarOnline.com exclusively reported, it was Bradley’s mom, Gloria who has been behind the two getting back together.

“It was Gloria who told Bradley to date Zoe again – she loves Zoe,” a source revealed. “Bradley and Zoe have been seeing a lot of each other recently; they were promoting their new movie The Words and their paths crossed a few times at press junkets and premieres.

“That ignited some feelings in Bradley, who told Gloria that he was seeing a lot of Zoe and they were getting on really well. Gloria then told Bradley how she felt about Zoe and said to him how she was his first girlfriend since Renee that she truly liked. When Bradley first dated Zoe, he would always invite his mom everywhere with them – whether it be going for lunch, dinner or even running errands. Gloria told Bradley he should win her back because there were obviously still feelings there, and he did just what she said,” the source divulged.

[From Radar]

Well, I’m choosing to be elated. One, this report identifies Dita as “single” which is one important step to getting her with Robert Pattinson. Two, Bradley Cooper is obviously an idiot. I’m sorry. But Emu-Boy disrespecting Dita Von Teese? What, out of loyalty to his “on-again” girlfriend Zoe Saldana? I pretty much think that Bradley and Zoe only got back together to promote that sad little movie, The Words. Also: Bradley Cooper? Him? Really, Dita?

Maybe Dita just wanted something small to make herself feel better. Dita, girl, we need a plan. The How To Win Sparkles Plan. Because Dita needs some sparkle in her life, and Rob desperately needs some Dita in his life.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

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  1. Mimi says:

    He was not into it? Maybe bacause she has vagina. He should try with Lady Gaga.

  2. brin says:

    Ugh, he isn’t worth the effort, Dita.

  3. Lady_Luck says:

    Ouch. For a start, who would turn that burlesque babe down? He must have rocks in his head. Secondly, forget him Dita – you can do soo much better.

  4. Shitler says:

    She should have waved a phallic object at him..maybe a baguette. He’d have been over like a shot

  5. T.C. says:

    Well if he is back with Zoe then that’s the right move. Don’t give a woman flirting with you an opening if you are taken, don’t let her buy you a drink, don’t encourage her. I don’t think he did anything wrong. Isn’t this how we would want our man to act when an attractive woman is coming on to him?

  6. LiaBee says:

    Well maybe she’s just not his type, sounds pretty desperate of her too keep trying to get Bradley’s attention after he declined a drink from her. Renee and Zoe are both very skinny, dress casual and don’t wear much makeup for everyday outings. Dita is curvy, busty and always wears very heavy makeup and fitted dresses and skirts, not everyone finds her look attractive. Many men would find her look scary and prefer a more natural look.

  7. Raven Sparrow says:

    I don’t know why but I just can’t stand this guy.

    As for Dita, I love her but I think she’s high maintenance. Like you can’t just go out, on the spur of the moment and grab a burger with her.

    • Shoe_Lover says:

      Hi Raven-sparrow

      Looks can be deceiving. I’m a vintage/glamour lover and Dita and I have very similar tastes (almost the same in some respects) and while I look like I’m high maintenance and that it takes me hours to get ready the truth is it doesn’t. If I was going somewhere super glam I would of course take my time to get ready but usually it doesn’t take that long. Case in point- on Saturday night the boy said “let’s go down the road for dinner” and in this case it was a burger joint and I was ready to go in 25 mins and I looked like it had taken me over an hour. 5 mins in the shower (we have water restrictions) 10 mins for makeup, 5 mins for hair (I pulled it up into a rolled vintage style as it wasn’t curled so I wouldn’t wear it down) and 5 minutes to get dressed- easy peasy. In the mornings I get up an hour before I have to leave, put my hair in rollers, do my make up, get dressed, wait for the rollers to cool some more, take them out, style my hair and go. Sometimes I pin curl my hair the night before so I can sleep in for an extra 30 mins

      Also- Dita already said on her twitter that this story was BS

      • Michelle says:

        OH! I am a vintage lover too, and I’m INTRIGUED by hearing about a five minute hairstyle… what’s it called?

      • Shoe_Lover says:

        Hi Michelle,

        I tried to click to reply to you but it wouldn’t let me so hopefully this works.

        First I do rolls on the top of my head either victory rolls or swirls

        Then I roll the reaming hair at the back into a cheat’s French twist or I roll the sides in and pin them and then roll the hair up into a horizontal roll. Does that make sense? If I’m really pushed for time instead of rolling the front I section two pieces at the front on either side of my head, do a little teasing and push it up and pin. I hope that make sense

  8. FreeSpiritedGirl says:

    Aww… Why didn’t she try for Sparkles? :(

  9. Anguishedcorn says:

    I would think even a gay guy wouldn’t be able to resist Dita. If for no other reason, for a chance to peruse her closet. What is WITH him?

  10. serena says:

    Oh come on, not just for Dita, but I think Bradley Cooper is gay. He should just come out lol

    • Emma - the JP Lover says:

      Well then, so should Jeremy Renner, Tom Seleck, Tom Cruise, and every other male actor suspected of swinging both ways. I personally think Bradley Cooper is bi-sexual (lovely Zoe Saldana as well), but I also feel it’s really up to them when/if they come out.

  11. Talie says:

    He’s seems to momma’s boy…I think his mother even lives with him.

  12. Katyusha says:

    I’m probably by myself on this, but…I don’t get Dita. She dresses like an old lady always wearing floral prints with heavy makeup. I can’t imagine most men are attracted to that. But what do I know.

  13. velourazure says:

    ROFL! @ “Count French Dong”

  14. lori says:

    I’m not even close to knowing how to word this without seeming like a jerk so I’m just gonna say it. I think he’s Fassbendering with his on/off mix race girlfriend.

  15. stellalovejoydiver says:

    I don´t get all the BCoop hate, where there any documented acts of douchery?
    I like him, yeah he might not be the best actor, but neither is Channing Tatum, and maybe he´s closeted, but it´s really non of my business whether he wants to come out or not.
    He´s a big mama´s boy though, that´s a def turn off and maybe the reason he doesn´t want to come out, if he´s gay.

    • Aubra says:

      I think every man is a mamma’s boy though. I just think it’s wether or not they are the type to go running EVERY DAMN TIME over the smallest things, or is he the type that treats and respects women well because his mother raised him right. I tend to think the latter of him, I just think when it comes to his jump offs, they’re kind of treated like girflriends and it mixes them up…quit it Bradley! LMAO

      And I don’t believe the story about his mother convincing him to get back with her

  16. Black Pearl says:

    Please dont yell at me but I think I’m the only one who doesnt get this Dita chick, She’s pretty and all but I dont see anything beyond that. Also I like Bradley and I think he did the right thing by not encouraging her since he already has a girlfriend, I sure would love to know that my BF did the same thing if an attractive Lady made a pass at him..

  17. la chica says:

    This woman used to date Marilyn Manson. She is LUCKY that ANY man would risk touching her after that.

  18. Amanda says:

    I think this lady’s look is gross and just as artificial as a tanned, bleach-blonde acrylic nails duckface like Courtney Stodden or any of your dime-a-dozen reality stars. I don’t get the love for this woman’s style.

  19. Isabel says:

    OMg that first photo scared the sh-t outta me, looked like someone was peeking over the car hahahahaa

    For the story; not buying it. Dita seems too classy for a douche like him (okok I’m denying Marilyn Manson’s existence now but okay xD)

  20. Aubra says:

    Totally not believing this! Dita doesn’t seem to be the type to pursue, and how would he be disrespecting a jumpoff if he did bite??? LOL

  21. Koko says:

    This made me chuckle a bit, maybe because Dita built her career on being some kind of sexy seductress, imagining her pursuing and getting ignored by BC is kind of funny.Maybe he was just not into her?
    While I love the way Dita dresses, sometimes I fee like woman appreciate it more than men. Even she said that her fan base is 80% female. Believe it or not, not everyone digs her and her style so this whole “OMG how could he?!” made me chuckle.
    Plus the dude is in a relationship, so I find that this is the best thing for Bradley to do. Oh well Dita, there’s plenty of fish in the sea.

  22. lola says:

    Maybe he turned her down because her clown makeup scared him? I know many straight men who would be completely turned off by that.

  23. Chicagogurl17 says:

    Isnt he a recovering alky? Kinda rude to be offering him a cocktail, especially if he’s supposedly in a relationship. Still, she can do better.

  24. Izzy says:

    No offense, but if some guy told me he was back with me because “his mother told him he should be,” I’d be running out the door.

    • lll says:

      I don’t think it’s that simple. lol. Sounds like it was more of a an advice/encouragement thing.

    • Juicy Lucy says:

      Well, if mommy told Bradley to get back with Zoe, it shows that he’ll do anything to please her and I don’t mean that as a compliment. His mother has broken up two of his relationships which indicated that where mommy is concerned, he has no backbone.

      I’m not upset in the least that he is dating Zoe because she is bi-racial, my beef with her (besides being a terrible actress), is that she sticks her nose up and people of color, she admits to being sexually agressive towards her white male co stars, she’s crude and deviod of any class. My personal belief I(based on experience) is that if momma choses his dates, she is the one with the upper hand in the relationship.

      Bradley only dates actresses who weigh 100lbs soaking wet so it’s no surprise that he turns down a woman who has curves in all the right places. IMO, Dita is much more feminine looking than Zoe.

  25. Alexis says:

    I just don’t buy this story.

  26. Dana M says:

    Rene Z and not Dita? He must be gay. No offense to Rene Z, I do like her.

  27. Christian says:

    Considering he’s sober I’d high tail it out of there if someone sent a drink to my table, Dita Von Teese or not. Best to avoid that situation ASAP.

  28. Anna says:

    Well…maybe he just didn’t want to date a glorified stripper.

    • MST says:

      I agree. We always hear that burlesque is “classier” than the just plain Scores type of stripping (personally, I find Dita’s powdering herself and bathing in that big champagne class rather silly), but at the end of the act there’s still a woman standing on the stage with most or all of her clothes off. A burlesque dancer is just a stripper with props.

      There’s nothing wrong with that if you like that sort of thing, but many men don’t.

  29. Bryan says:

    Not every man is going to find this pale mannequin attractive.

  30. MeMeME says:

    Does Dita have a brother for Bradley? Lol.

  31. blunt talker says:

    Noone really really wants Zoe except Bradley. He doesn’t have to worry about competition from other guys. Her future money from Star Trek and Avatar sequels only attracts Cooper noone else.

    • Suga says:

      To say that no one really wants Zoe is silly. She does have a male fan base that think she is hot.

    • Juicy Lucy says:

      Zoe has proven, with the failure of Columbiana that she can’t carry a film on her own. She works best as part of an ensemble cast. With the controverys surrounding her being cast as Nina Simone, it will be interesting to see how well the film does.

      Bradley is a serious Oscar contender for his role in the Silver Linings Playbook. My take is that should he win, he will no doubt take full advantage of the offers that come his way and I don’t think he will use stale excuse that he isn’t ready for marriage and he wants to concentrate on his career as a reason to dump Zoe.

      • Aubra says:

        Basically. But who knows, I remember at this year’s Oscars, there was so much red carpet talk (some from Ryan Seacrest) that Zoe was gonna walk the red carpet with him that that night…and nothing! They may milk this for awhile. But still I digress, their FWB and nothing more will come of it. I atill say he marries/settles with a non-celeb woman…

    • Nevas says:

      Yes, BCoop knows no one looked at his girl, she´s not attractive and bad actress.
      I agree with the other comments he has more opportunities and obviously She will be his shadow and a nuisance, when he has more commitments and better roles in the movies.

  32. savedbykittylitter says:

    What is the fuss about this woman? I don’t get it she is not even pretty and her body doesn’t look good neither (I blame the corsets) and what is the fuss about Bradley Cooper?? he is not even handsome neither… IMO

  33. Lexi says:

    I am not a fan of either of these attention whore douchebags, but perhaps Bradley doesn’t find “Dita” attractive. I don’t think she’s even the slightest bit pretty, and the pin-up routine is tired. Plus, she’s Marilyn Manson’s sloppy seconds. o_0

  34. Fifi834 says:

    1. Who the hell is Dita von Teese?
    2. BCoop is queer as a $3 bill.

  35. Kosmos says:

    sorry, I have never found her to be attractive. If a man, I would never go for Dita…