These are some new photos of Lindsay Lohan at last night’s launch event (?) for Mr Pink’s Ginseng Drink in Beverly Hills. I know. I KNOW. She looks like a mess. I don’t think she looks coked up, though. If anything, she looks like she took a bunch of downers and was sleep-walking her way through the carpet. As for her hair, Lindsay admitted, “It’s actually the wrong color than it’s supposed to be. But it’s the color of my natural hair and it will get there.” Bitch, your natural hair color isn’t orange-pink. Incidentally, Lindsay told E! News that she had made up her mind as to which candidate would get the much-sought-after Crackie Vote. Yes, Lindsay is voting for Mitt Romney. Her crack logic: “I just think employment is really important right now. So, as of now, Mitt Romney. As of now. It’s a long story.” UGH. That makes me feel bad for Mitt.
Okay, there’s a ton of other Lohan crap to get to this morning. I know, I know. If a crackhead crack-squawks in the woods, does it make a sound? And other deep thoughts. Sorry for getting so philosophical! I’ll try it a different way… time for another episode of “The Crack Diaries: Totally Lohan, Y’all!” Here’s some stuff that’s happened in the past 30 hours or so since the police stormed the Long Island Lohan residence after *someone* called the cops during a violent, coked-out altercation between Lindsay and Dina.
*Lindsay did in fact “lend” her mother $40,000 to save Dina’s Long Island home. Dina’s house was put on foreclosure notice back in 2010, but Dina worked out some kind of new payment structure with JP Morgan Chase to keep her house. TMZ reports that since then, Dina has been getting Lindsay to make the payments. Still, Dina recently “fell behind” and asked Lindsay for an additional $40,000. That was the money Dina and Lindsay were arguing about.
*Dina has apparently gotten A LOT of money from Lindsay over the years, and Lindsay has even paid for her brother’s college tuition.
*Lindsay called into TMZ yesterday, and she had a lot to say and crack-deny. First and foremost, Lindsay claims Dina was NOT on cocaine during their argument early Wednesday morning. Lindsay fell on her own sword, saying: “I told my dad a really hurtful and untruthful lie about my mom. She was not on cocaine.”
*Lindsay said she can’t believe that Michael Lohan betrayed her AGAIN by recording their conversation and selling it to TMZ. The word used is “betrayal” I guess. Lindsay claims she is “done” with him forever and Michael “doesn’t know what it means to be a father. He doesn’t want to be a dad.” She also says Michael was the one to call the police.
*Lindsay on the crack-drama fight with Dina: “Daughters have fights with their moms. It happens a lot. It’s normal.” Lindsay says she’s “really regretful” about the fight and that Dina is an “amazing woman.”
*Lindsay still hates Dr. Phil, and says Dr. Phil’s conduct during his interview with Dina was “vile and disgusting.”
*Lindsay claims Dina wasn’t drinking before the fight and that “it’s not true” that the family is trying to get Dina into rehab.
*Lindsay left New York on Thursday. She flew back to LA, leaving her mom to deal with all of this. Lindsay was due back in LA to do some promotional work – a paid gig for a ginseng-infused health drink called Mr. Pink.
*Dina has not issued any statements thus far. Neither has Lindsay’s “rep” Steve Honig. Coincidence?!?!?
Photos courtesy of WENN.
I reckon it’s more to do with Obama not replying to her tweet.
LOL crack logic!
I think Obama’s camp also turned her down as a campaign rep during the 1st election (I think??).
Someone posted on TMZ that LL told ML to record the call. I did not hear that but TMZ did edit the call, even posted they were doing that before they put it on their website. I wonder how much TMZ paid her for that call and ML for the recording? I really think this family is smarter than we think by constantly stirring up the crack drama and then selling it. Its just like the scripted reality shows but on the web. Everyone profits from this stuff, even LL always seems to get some type of gig after the drama is posted. It really is her only way of staying in the press and we all know there is no such thing as bad press.
Haha, she was turned down by O in 08 so she’s switching teams now? Girl holds a grudge.
I get basically all of my news from varioius online outlets (I don’t trust the networks/MSM, *adjusts tin foil hat*) and I read everything from far leaning left to far leaning right (the truth is always somewhere in the middle.)
One of the more conservative websites just ran this story and has labeled Lindsay a “low-information voter.” I thought that was pretty succinct…. The only way she could be considered informed about anything would be in terms of drugs, alchohol, and jewel heists
I’m impressed she knows what a Mitt Romney is. I am almost impressed she knows what an Obama is but he may have been elected during her last lucid moment.
1. Her hair looks better here than it has in a really long time, which is really, really sad, because it does not look good here.
2. She looks stoned
3. I listed to the audio from the crack-fight for the first time last night, and I honestly have to say that I feel bad for her. Whether she made the whole thing up for attention (highly possible) or whether she really was in a crack fight with Dina, it’s sad all the way around. This girl is ill in the head.
4. Regardless of who she’s voting for, the fact that people like Lindsay can vote in a presidential election makes me not want to live on this planet anymore
Exactly; no amount of cracktinis can console. It’s time to fuel up the crack-shuttle.
She is not a smart girl, and I too, wish that she wasn’t allowed to vote.
She knows nothing about living in the real world and real world experiences with unemployment…ugh.
Actually it seems like she is rather familiar with being unemployed.
Yeah I really like her haircolor here.
When will people realize that NO president can “create jobs”.
I always wonder that. I mean is he supposed to just pull jobs out of his butt. I’m not American and haven’t followed this, but what is Mitt claiming he can do that Obama hasn’t tried or thought of?
I’m gonna go with a quarter to never.. heck over half of what they promise, they themselves can’t do..
@Blue-Well, it doesn’t matter what either Romney OR Obama claims as far as “creating jobs”.
This is Economics 101.
We live in a capitalist society-demands for goods is what spurs job growth but when 90% of our goods are manufactured in China, the “supply” of said goods is coming from overseas. That won’t change anytime soon because as a country, America is addicted to cheap goods. Corps are smart and discovered a long time ago that they can increase profits and decrease costs through cheap overseas labor. Now those corps sit on trillions invested in offshore funds without the obligation/need to invest in US economy or to create factories at home.
Plus with technological advancements, everything is done via automation now-we check ourselves out at the grocery store, pump our own gas, and pay bills/shop online etc. That alone eliminates millions of jobs.
It’s a global economy and the US is not #1 anymore. I think the key is higher education that spawns a specific skill set and support/creation of small businesses/entrepreneurs-meaning we need people to come up with new, inventive ideas for products that don’t require mass production. So basically we’ve hit the ceiling of a two-story building and need to construct a third floor and keep stacking. But we can only keep building/creating jobs through innovation, creating new sectors of business/production that require specific job skills.
No president can wave a magic wand and create jobs out of thin air, the best they can do is create a favorable economic environment that is conducive to job creation.
Um, am I on a Lohan post? Ugh. Sorry about that! LOL…kinda drove off the canyon’s edge there 😉
Well written comments, TOK.
Her hair does look better. Wouldn’t that be an unexpected miracle if she calmed down and got her act together?
^^This has to be the most intellectual comment I’ve ever read on a Gossip site!! Bravo, Kitten!
Who knew the Cracken would vote conservative?? She does realize that’s a step in the wrong direction in making weed stay illegal longer right? Because her eyes look very stoned here.
That’s not exactly true. There are a lot of public sector jobs. Republicans love defense and most politicians have been increasing defense spending steadily in this Country. about 60% of public sector jobs are in defense. A lot of them include engineering and technological innovation jobs… therefore defense spending = jobs.
A lot of our infrastructure is crumbling. We need public workers to fix our roads, our building and our bridges. Therefore, more jobs.
Right now people get a tax incentive to move their business to another country. How about we change that the other way around. That would result in at least SOME private sector jobs. Of course Romney has refused to ackhowledge that such an incentive exists.
we have been lagging behind in public transport in this Country. Go to places like Europe and you’ll see a public transport system that actually WORKS for people. This would create construction, engineering and science jobs.
We’re lagging behind in science research and green energy research and education badly in this Country. China is pumping a lot of money into these fields because they realize back when America was great, they were investing in techonology, space travel and innovation. Now, all we do is cut funding to these things.
It’s unlikely that a President can have a HUGE impact on private sector jobs (although things like a stimulus to provide money for struggling businesses until they’re on their feet can work… see: GM and wind energy industry) but Romney and the Republican party hate public sector jobs and they hate gov’t funded anything. So HOW, they can create these “jobs” without any of the things I mentioned above is just based on fantasy.
Dear god my Lohan bar must be set abysmally low because as I scrolled through the photos I thought, well, she’s looking almost….good.
I thought the same effing thing, lips have shrunk, hair back to normal (aka not bleached) its like 2009 again
Agreed. She looks almost back to “normal” here.
I want side by sides, so I can analyze how in the heck she just reverse aged.
The top part of her hair has got something to do with it; that dark auburn is her best color, although the Strawberry Shortcake red on the extensions needs to go.
The un-injected lips make THE difference. MAJOR improvement.
Her makeup looks softer, and I am digging the false lashes on the corners, with little else.
She has a tiny bit of Botox, so she is not furrowing her brows, but she is not overboard here, either.
It appears that she eased up on the self-tanner, too. It is not completely gone, but much improved…
Yeah, while I think she looks bad – I like her hair.
She looks bad which is better than horrible, terrible and whacked out.
yes her face is deflating a bit — hopefully that continues. She was looking awful the past 3 years mainly because of unnecessary fillers.
Her foundation is still horrible here though. I wonder if she did her own makeup.
I nearly fell out of my chair when I saw her close her mouth in one pic, those gigantic duck lips appear to have been left alone, to her advantage. The attempt to return to her original hair color helps. Now if she could just stay sober for an hour or so, you might catch a glimpse of the girl she used to be. Never thought I’d be able to say that about LILO.
I tend to think that any color is better on her than the platinum blonde favoured by her idol Marilyn Monroe.
I’m going in with a positive and ignoring the rest as it is 11.13pm here and I don’t want crackie-infused dreams: I like the dress Lindsay is wearing. Peace out.
…don’t let the Crackbugs bite 😀
At the risk of crack attack (thanks, Amelia 😉 )I’m amending to add that liking the dress does not mean I think it looks good on her. I think her looking-good ship sailed a long time ago, and at least 4 decades too early.
My partner is asleep and snoring on my shoulder. I may need to utilise Ross’s hug & roll.
I’m in LOVE with that dress but I think it would look better on me *snickers*
😉
I’ll fight you for it! 🙂
@pamspam-I think whoever can get a designer ID on the dress should win it! 😉
I suppose until I’m gainfully employed again, I need to not buy silly dresses. Curses!!
I really like her necklace.
Wonder who she stole it from? 😉
And with that endorsement, President Obama surges in the polls.
If he suddenly and magically recovers from Debategate in the polls, we’ll know why.
IKR. Is she even registered to vote? She doesn’t live anywhere.
I think her choice is hugely influenced by all the rich johns she’s been hanging out with lately.
Let’s be honest. If she is registered to vote (which I am skeptical of to begin with), there is a very real possibility she will either forget what day the election is on, or be too cracked out to find her way to a polling station.
actually, she isn’t registered and a rep for her said she’s just sent in her registration info
Lindsay Lohan voting for Mitt Romney. Like I needed another reason to write her off.
Yes. I am relieved to know that she and I have one less thing in common.
+100
Don’t like either Romney or Obama so er…count me in I guess.
Does anyone actually think she is going to show up to vote? There is no way this girl will stand in line for that. There’s no gift bag.
Agreed.
Omg that hair color is hilarious. Its like 3 different colors. And that cracked out bloated face is scarry. At least when kim does an appearance she tries to look descent and not cracked out. I said kim tries but does not execute a good look.
her body color confuses me a lot.
top half of hair, darker than bottom half of hair. it’s like there’s a demarcation line where North Hairea can’t cross to South Hairea, with some DMZ in the middle there.
going down from there, face, grey-white like ghost. neck to top of chest, old leather. slivers of chest and boobs, whitish.
hands, white like they’ve been salt-dried.
upper legs, white
lower legs to feet, ashen.
gives me a headache just looking at her.
Hadn’t noticed that before, but you’re right. Makes me slightly queasy.
North and South Hairea ? Ha ha haaaaa ! This has made my morning.
Lol. I just made a comment about her body color. It’s so weird. No mirrors in the Lohan house… apartment… hotel… friends house she squatting in.
The mirrors have all been taken down to be used to cut up blow!
I totally agree with you…hot mess, she is!
“Hairea” LOL *snorts* 😀 Her face and body don’t match – face is caked in foundation with a pink base while various body parts are well-coated in self-tanner and others, well…not so much.
And that corpsey lip-colour isn’t doing her any favors, either.
That dress is doing her literally no favors whatsoever. However, and I can’t believe I’m going to say it…I like her hair. I think her face and hair look pretty good here. It’s not a natural color, but what is she, 25? She can still do that.
Agreed, I think she looks better here then she has in a very long time.
Might be the only time Mitt Romney would say “please, do us a favor and vote for the other guy”
Lol true dat!
I hope someone follows up with the voting and finds out whether or not she actually voted, or whether she was too cracked out to remember.
As said above, does anyone really think she would think ahead and register? Or that she might not even be a resident of CA? Or that she would stand with others and wait patiently in line?
“Move that curtain, I’m Lindsay F’ing Lohan!”.
Honestly, with as much time as she’s spent in court and the DMV (getting her license re-instated all those times), she ought to be registered already. (In CA we can register to vote at the DMV, anytime we make a change to our license/ID, etc…it’s all on the same form. It’s also the same pool they pull from to summon us to jury duty – just another reason to hate the DMV!) 😉
I can’t imagine pimping out your kids for a house in Merrick. *shrugs*
That’s what i thought! 1.9 million for MERRICK?! I live in Garden CIty and the idea of paying that much and selling your soul to the spray tanned devil, for MERRICK?! No way.
Sea Cliff here – can’t imagine spending that much money for Merrick. Merrick is fine, but not 1.9 mil fine. And to me, who was brought up by nuns in a children’s home in Ireland, 1.9 million is still somewhat incomprehensible.
Yup, just read the DM articles….the Lohans have outdone themselves again.
They even manage to surpass the Celebitchy readers’ expectations of denials!
Lindsay says saying her mom takes cocaine and ‘gashed’ her leg were just temper tantrum comments.
Yeeeeahh…I’ve had lots of rows with my good old mom, but never pulled that one on her.
Of course, my innocent old mom wouldn’t know where to GET cocaine, or possibly even RECOGNISE it so the story would be kind of silly, wouldn’t it?
Glad to know Lindsay is sober enough to know at least one of the candidates name.
To be fair I have not read Mr. Romney’s job plan for former actresses turned Crackies. Anyone have a copy?
Just when I thought I coundn’t find her mother more vile. So basically this tells me the daughters in this family get “home schooled” and put to work while the sons get to go to college?
She was sooo pretty as a teenager. She looks stoned here, completely.
a family full of bottomfeeders.
Mean girls was on telly last night and the whole way through kept thinking what a crack monster she becomes, shame really, her dad is a dick for selling/giving the audio away but god wish someone would just take control of this girl get her clean and away from her skanky mother.
just how dominant, demanding and vile dina lohan has to be?!
we all heard the desperate call lindsay made. It was genuine (though coked-up). This was probably one of the little times she wasnt lying.
But here we are again.
dina seriously destroys souls.
addicts. you know one, you know them all.
That last photo, where she is smiling…reminds me of the old Lindsay. Makes me sad really
True. Pitiful mess really.
So she knows who she’s voting for. Does she know the date of the election?
I can’t believe I’m saying this but why didn’t Mr. Pink just get Phoebe Price instead?
They wouldn’t have had to lend her their private jet to get her there.
She would’ve looked and dressed better.
Heck, she probably would’ve done it for free.
Mr. Pink: yes, Lindsay brings the crack publicity but is it really good publicity for your brand?
Here’s hoping Lindsay parties all weekend before the election, sleeps it off Monday and Tuesday and wakes up bright & early 11/7 to cast her vote.
1st Thought: Brittney Murphy
Nah. Brittany had a mother and husband who actually really loved her.
The last couple of pics she looks good ( well better) than she has not so much coke bloat.
Second thought, Anna Nicole Smith. Just another celebrity literally killing themselves slowly right before our eyes. I wonder if there is anyone who has seriously ever tried to help her.
And she wonders why nobody believes a word she says…..
Please, don’t hate me but in these photos Lindsay looks pretty. Not classy not as pretty as she once was but there’s an improvement. I don’t even see her double chin.
30 is approaching you, Linds. Also, moisturizer: it’s for your knees. When will people actually, forcefully intervene on these situations? At what point do we say Lindsay is like this because of abject child abuse? She’s not a child on the outside, but her arrested development is alarming.
$40k to Dina but she still can’t buy a bra? The only way to repair herself at this point is cardio, weightlifting and laying off the nude lipstick and spray tanner. She’s self destructing and ruining her looks in a very Farrah faucet addict way.
Wait wait. She’s paid for her brother’s college tuition? You mean a member of the Lohan family has actually gone to college?!?!
Screw the rest of these guys, I want to know the story about that kid.
Well, he’s trying to get into acting.He flew on the jet with Lindsay for this event. He seemed like a semi- regular kid in college,had a normal gf and all…
Just for the people here commenting on Lindsay’s political statement, she has always been vocal about politics, and she thinks she has a good grasp of currents political events. She fancies herself knowledgeable on the subject at least. She has always leaned to the left and supported the DP. She also loves Bill Maher and tweet-flirts with him which makes me very jealous.
In addition, I am shocked at her statement regarding her mother. I have never seen her take responsibility for anything much less admit to lying. White Oprah’s power over her is much greater than I imagined. The released statement back peddling is the most shocking thing she has done EVER.
L – He’s Michael Jr, the oldest of the Lohan siblings. He did, in fact, graduate from college, and is the least heard of Lohan. I think he’s 28 or 29.
White Oprah, however, has been trying her hand at writing screenplays (I know, right?) and wants to feature him in her lead roles. I’ve no idea what his current employment status is, but it sounds like he and Blohan combined funds to give WO $40K to keep the house.
Then we have Blohan, Ali (18), and Cody (16 – the youngest member of The Clan of the Crackhead. Until MiLo’s kid[s] with Kate Major is born, that is.)
Cody was at that millionaire’s party with Blohan when $400K worth of his stuff went “missing.”
This family is beyond f*cked up. I feel bad for Ali, Cody, and that poor unborn child.
(And let’s not forget about WO’s brother, the man who invited WO and 9 or 10 others to attend a charity event, where they consumed copious amounts of food and booze, then “dined and dashed.” KLASSY.)
On a ‘positive’ note her face has settled a bit.
DL: so my daughter is a HUGE HUGE star and believe me we are ALL voting for you, so what I want is just the same shampoo deal you gave to that B-list blonde from Friends, okay? But for natural redheads only, right? And if you can pay me an advance of say 50k in a sack of cash, I’ll send a kid over to pick it up. I’ll send my daughters to thank you personally after they get done with their important movie and modeling tours, and after you’re elected ok? So, fifty big ones now, future Mr President?
MIT: — who is this?
This. Is. Perfection.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Love it!
Hilarious!
Lmao. This is good.
So much funny!
Liberty – The really sad thing is, I can totally see her swiping her thumb across a nostril (in that classic “Tell you what I’m gonna do” style) and pitching this!
You bring the funny, Lady Liberty. You really, really do! 😀
Ha, you’re totally right – I can see that now that you describe it so perfectly!!! lmao – wow.
And (blushing) thank you. Seriously, this is high praise coming from you — before I ever thought of posting anything, I was endlessly entertained by the brilliant comments that you and the cracktini team and Kaiser and CB etc. were posting. Your posts kept me cheered through a VERY wanky winter and I finally got up the guts to try to sort of return the favor of laughs and smiles with a few attempts.
Now, Bella, I do think we MUST start our little LL drama writing, yes? everyone pitching in, per your idea? Start thinking. Our cast: D, LL, A, M, Mr Pink, Mr X….Mr XXX, Terry….? Beverly Hills Car Rental Agent? Chateau Maid? I sense a very filling Blohan season coming up…
Liberty – 😀 *also blushing* Not sure what a wanky winter is, but it sounds bad. I’m glad you joined us! (open scene)
Chateau maid: She’s got the “Do Not Disturb” sign on the door.
Supervisor: Doesn’t she always? Get your ass in there. It’s your job!
CM: But…last time I had to visit the free clinic, because I don’t have benefits! And I don’t even have all the test results back! Something about “VDSyphiAIDS and never having seen this particular strain before.” Have you SEEN what goes on in that room?
Sup: Well, no. Unless you’re talking about those pix Uncle Terry took. And that was ART. None of it’s real. Get in there!
CM: Alright, but if I get sick this time, it’s Worker’s Comp! I mean it.
Sup: Oh, come on, bed bugs aren’t that big a deal.
CM: Right. If only bed bugs were the worst of it. I’m serious here; whatever I catch’ll be Worker’s Comp, and I’ll go to the CDC if I have to!
Sup: Fine. Whatever. Just get in there. She didn’t respond to the wake-up call, and she’s got to be at a shoot in 40. (because everyone in LA speaks Hollywood-ese)
CM: (opens door) GREAT. She’s unconscious. AGAIN.
Sup: I’ll call the studio. *mumbles under breath “and TMZ, and Radar, and all the other paps who pay me more than this shit job”* Is she breathing?
CM: F*ck if I know! I’m not getting close enough to check! Did you not hear A WORD I just said?
Sup: Should I notify her family? Wait, what am I saying?
CM: Sure. I bet Dina can’t wait to cash in that life insurance policy. Whatever. Call HAZMAT, because I’m not taking care of this shit. Fire me.
(someone else pick up the storyline)
Sidenote: Lohan appeared at an event last night. Honestly, wouldn’t a normal person be mortified to show their face in public after the crack-drama with her mom? Just shows the Lohan’s have no sense of how the world see’s them. Trash, just pure trash.
Is it just me or does anyone else think that Crackie purposely called her daddy knowing that he tapes all conversations, knowing of course that he would sell it to TMZ? I have never heard anyone who actually uses coke regularly to call it “cocaine”. I think she set up her mom in anger and then back-tracked the next day.
I thought this exact thing. Never been into coke myself but I know I’ve rarely ever hear anyone referring to it as “cocaine”, its always coke. LL wanted to make sure what she was saying was audible and there would be no confusion as to what she was referring to.
and yes, I believe the whole family is in on this. like I said above, they all make money from this shit, and lots of it. Her and ML have always been close and stayed in contact but yet when they sell their stories they bad mouth each other, its their roles. The stories wouldnt sell if there wasnt drama behind. these ppl are masters at keeping the stories going.
Her styling is always a mess, but I think she looks healthy and sober.
Her vote (and honestly, I would be shocked if she is even a registered voter) is one that us Republicans will gladly let the Democrats have. That is one endorsement no candidate on either side was seeking out.
I don’t think she was lying in the phone call, I think she is lying now because her mother has some hold over her and made her backtrack. It’s very sad the crap LL has to put up with from her parents and they are obviously the largest part of her issues. She supports her whole family and no one is willing to get in her face about her addictions, which is what she needs.
As far as her looks, she looks better here than she has lately. Still a far cry from healthy and vivacious but she looks clean, somewhat lucid, and not as puffy. Is it totally crazy that I still hold out hope for this girl?
No, I do too. I always get a kick out of the creative zingers bloggers throw at her, but I found everything about Lindsay sad. A lot of kids find themselves in a bad place, but with her parents, I feel like she doesn’t have a chance for recovery.
orange oprah knows where all the skeletons are buried and I’m sure she’s made it very clear she will tell the world if Linnocent doesn’t do as she says
Can’t see WO putting her in jail. Crackie is her only source of income.
Did you steal this necklace?
No – I mean yes – I mean no.
Does your mom take cocaine?
Yes – I mean no – I mean yes
Do you have a sister who has been MIA in South Korea?
No – I mean yes – oh, I can’t remember
Did you give your mom 40,000?
Em, yes, I mean yes, I mean no.
Have you ever heard of Mitt Romney?
No, definitely not. Wait , I think so- is he one of my friends from the morgue?
🙂 yup x1000
Where is the huge GASH on her leg from her horrible mother’s fingernail (read: WEAPON)???
They snorted it away!!!!
I listened to the call from the Limo to her father plus her call into TMZ yesterday and I would say she is in DENIAL.
The kindest thing for her would be for the Judge to revoke her probation. The Courts should force her to rehab with a no contact order with ANY of her family for at least 90 days. She can get clean, learn that she is not responsible for her parents choices/actions but is her own. Maybe she will see that she is in a toxic wasteland with them and can not fix them not is it her job.
I fought with my mom all the time, too. When I was SIXTEEN
Who ever is seen sobber and healthy is looking at different set of photos then me……by the eyes you can see they got her on downers….pupils are pinpoints…and she zoned out..running on auto pilot…..and what you don’t see in these photos but on a couple on Daily News is her brother Micheal standing almost on top of her feeding her what to say…like a mother of a child in a church play..only this ain’t know church and she ain’t no child……
and Her body guards are practically carry her out while holding her arms in another picture cause she doesn’t seem to be able to walk without support…..that is not Sobber and Healthy and what ever she said is not important just more Lohan bullshyt….as for her voting for Mitt….Got to be registered to be able to vote……and I will bet you she has never registered any where…….What a dam joke…..
She changed her story not because she loves Mommy Dearest…..but because Mommy Dearest called and told her fix this mess or I will fix you and You Will go to Jail like I said I would do……That is why Lindsay Changed her tune….Dina is calling the shots…as she is going down the drain…..
As for “Where is the World is Ali Lohan ?” good question …she was supposed to be returning from Korea 2 weeks ago…Dina tweet “can’t wait to hug you in 10 hours” …..
What happened plane disappear into the Pacific Traingle……she just disappeared……another snow job by Dina……Anybody seen Ali ?
That is one celebrity you don’t want endorsing you.
On another note does she look ashy to anyone else? Or is just more pale in some areas.
Could someone please give her some chapstick for her crack-y lips!?!
On another note: I don’tthink her face/hair look too bad here.
Word. No double-chin here!
I doubt she’s registered to vote because her main concerns are superficial.
Definitely like her hair dark red better than blond.
I’ve been drinking way to many cracktinis lately. The crackenmonster and family shenanigans are starting to make me put on some weight. Wait, I’m already fat, so it’s cracktini time.
The only thing I can say here is good for her for being one person under the age of 35 who actually will admit they are voting for Romney.
A bunch of the college students I teach are voting for him. Of course, they are the ones who can barely scratch their names in the dirt with a stick….
Girl, we all know you have issues, but can you wear a bra??
Wow I actually LOVE her hair color. I would love to do that with mine, but it would be too high maintenance.
And LMAO at her thinking we care who she votes for! This skank is probably not even registered to vote. I bet she saw all the publicity Stacey Dash was getting, so she probably thought she would get some interviews with this endorsement.
Remember the Arrested Develepment scene where Lucille slowly closes the door on GOB and gives him the side eye? That’s what Mitt’s going to do when she tries to campaign for him hahaha. I’m surprised she didn’t endorse Rick Santatorum, the way he was looking at her at the white house dinner, ick
Protip: When you owe a few hundred grand in back taxes or your house is in forclosure, consider cutting back on limos and blow.
She looks fairly good here- for her, now.
Holy rolling molars…. has anyone else heard the 5+ minute conversation she had with TMZ to ‘clear up’ the crack mess? She called in to talk to them like they’re her shrink.
It’s here: http://dlisted.com/2012/10/12/lindsay-lohan-wants-you-know-white-oprah-does-not-do-coke
On the one hand, I could believe that all they do is geared towards profiting off of bad press. But this, for anyone else, would be career suicide, no? This is desperate, borderline pathetic, z-list behavior.
one bright sunday morning, the cloudless skies, the happy chirping birds. an open window. fluttering white curtains. the ping of a new message on a stolen mac. the half spilled stanky birkin on white-powdered floor.
the birds sing. the phone rings. shrilly. a dirty hand shot from under white sheets.
“hello?!” a crackeny-cracky not-coke-ridden homebody voice answered the phone.
a sudden jump from the bed. glazed eyes wide open. “what do you mean, there’s no more job for me… what do you mean, someone else took it?!! I’m Lindsay Lohan! Remove that job-stealing b-tch!”
the line went dead. the camera zooms in on the quivering double-chin. a quivering hand reaches to the minibar only to find it chained. her hand meets a piece of paper on the pillow next to her. maybe her beau sends a c u l8r message? it was a great tumble last night.
but no. it’s an eviction notice. an empty cigarette box.
no beau.
no shelter.
no cigs.
no employment.
camera zooms in. “I just think employment is really important right now….” a pregnant pause.
“As of now, I vote mitt romney.”
somewhere a tree falls and no one’s there to hear it. zooms out. fade to black.
“My name is Mitt Romney, and I don’t know who the hell approved this message”.
ah ha ha ha ha!!!
OMG Eonline’s reporting she’s NOT registered to vote! hahahahhahahahahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahhhahahahahahaahahahha
Didn’t know crackheads bothered to vote.
Knowing LiLo, she is probably throwing her vote to the most likely candidate that will give her a presidental pardon in the next 4 years…
Yeah, ’cause I’m so sure she votes.
I actually think she doesn’t look that bad. Her natural hair color is so pretty, she should keep it that way. I love red hair. I’m an “honorary” redhead, thanks to Naturtint’s “Fireland.”
I am surprised she is voting for Romney, as she has stated she is adamantly pro-choice.
Oh, I can see her being both for Mitt Romney and for abortion. Thinking things through? Exercising logic? Not Lindsay’s strong suits.
Who on earth cares what this twit thinks?
Hair still looks like Barbie hair dyed with strawberry jam; still bloated; eyes still look high; still Lyin’ and Denyin’. *checks calendar* Yup, it’s a day that ends in “Y.”
In other news, water is wet!
Any twinge of sympathy I might have still had for her just went out the window. She can go to hell now.
We can almost see her fire crotch. I wonder if it is the same color as her hair.
I guess she’s okay with having a president who would have condemned her last long-term relationship and refused to legally recognize it? Stupid girl.
A very good point…
“She also says Michael was the one to call the police.”
I knew it! In the original crack-hysteria taped phone call, Michael repeatedly tried to convince Lindsay she was being kidnapped. Lindsay herself said no such thing.
And there was a report that one 911 caller had said Lindsay was being held against her will by Dina and the driver.
I.e. Michael’s Dina-revenge-delusions strike again.
This is fantastic news for all 2 of the people who look to Lindsay Lohan’s political opinions to break their undecided vote. And of course it’s good news or Romney, who could really use the endorsement of a celebrity who lives her life for the purpose of fiscal responsibility. You don’t see LiLo taking those welfare checks. No, when she needs money, she sleeps with an old Russian or Saudi oligarch and crack hustles like a responsible American. It’s too bad all those pesky government regulations we call “laws” keep her down all the time. And those activist judges who don’t let her off the hook whenever she runs someone unimportant over, man are they mean and abusing their power. And let’s not forget how badly Obama let her down when she tweeted him to get her out of trouble with the cops. That was a slap in the face, really.
Lol I could not get through writing one of those sentences without laughing.
what will we do without her when she’s gone?
I don’t mean dead, I mean to utah.
I don’t think Utah will have her back, unfortunately (kind of like India). She’s been to one of their “premiere rehab facilities” (Cirque Lodge) TWICE. (Conveniently during those Sundance Film Fests.)
I wish Cali would ban her ass. Send her to Texas or Montana or someplace where they don’t have the patience for cracknanigans, and “frontier justice” is still allowed.
there’s no way this bitch is even registered to vote. hell, i bet she doesn’t even know you need to register.
I just threw up in my mouth. Obama 2012
Does she ever not look like trash? That dress looks like it’s made out of greasy, smoke-stained doilies. Yeehaw, LiLo.
I think she actually looks really good and healthy.
For a crackhead who has been to rehab countless times and was probably free basing pine sol at one point in her life, sure.
For an average 26 year old? Sweet Jesus no. Im 5 months older than her, and i look about 15 years younger than her. Her hair looks like the hair my LIttle Mermaid barbie doll had. Terrifying.
I’m a bit less than 3 months older than her & look MUCH younger than she does. But considering her lifestyle since she was a teen, this isn’t the least bit unexpected.
article on Dina’s money problems…
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/mom_lo_on_cash_5sJCESsoQJMnGKPjKePAOK
Living BEYOND your means and having no steady income, while continuing to ‘keep up with the Jones’ will do that to a person. Its time to down size that monstrosity of a house she can’t afford and move into a more manageable one. She won’t. She’ll lose everything instead but will continue to beg, borrow, and STEAL to keep up appearances. MOTHER SLAG!!
What tickles me is she calls daddy dearest and asked him to record the call why?….who knows!
Then she blasts him for selling the call to TMZ but, she then gives an interview to [TMZ] the ones who published the recording…..LMAO!
Isn’t she a convicted felon? I don’t remember she’s been in and out so many time for so many different reason. I thought you couldn’t vote if your a convicted felon.
Personally, I think the color works for her (or maybe it’s just that anything that isn’t blonde looks great by comparison). The lipstick is awful. Hasn’t she seen pictures of Courtney Stodden? How can anyone not learn from that?
She definitely needs to work on getting all her skin to… match… It looks like she was trying to cover all the freckles on her face with makeup (as you can still see those on her chest). I like the dress, just not on her (maybe if her skin all matched it wouldn’t look too bad).
Overall, better than she’s looked in a long time (granted that isn’t saying much).
I hope this doesn’t hurt Romney’s campaign… It probably will though… 🙁
This won’t make any difference to Romney’s campaign. But I hope Obama loses. Not because I want Romney to win but because Obama deserves to lose after the way he’s betrayed the people who believed in him.
I hope Obama loses too! Wow, I feel bad for LILO and I never say that! She really has had so much responsibility-supporting her Mom and siblings by any means possible. She’s so young, like B. Spears and the pressure is enough to make u Crack. Literally. No wonder…I have a 22 Y/o and I would never do this to her, her Mom is so exploitive!
1. she should really keep her hair red
2. saggy ta-ta’s