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There are some celebrities that just seem born to adopt kids, Brangelina being the best example. Then there are others that somehow manage to make it seem wrong – Madonna’s whole debacle with adopting son David comes to mind. And some women just seem more motherly than others, though that doesn’t mean they can’t be great moms.
But the latest sorta-celeb to jump on the adoption train doesn’t only not seem motherly, she seems like the kind of person who’d leave the kid in the bath for a few hours while she went out for some shopping and drunken bisexual kissing competitions. That’s right, none other than ferret-esq Tila Tequila wants to adopt – after making a billion dollars and ridding the world of small dogs.
Tila Tequila has motherhood on her mind!
“I definitely want to adopt a boy,” the reality star told Usmagazine.com at a book signing for Hooking Up With Tila Tequila in NYC on Monday.
“Sometimes I think, like, let’s just run away from Hollywood and adopt a son, and do my own thing,” she said. “But then I realize, you know what? I want to make at least another billion dollars before I adopt children so I can just focus on them. Like, just move to an island and give them everything.”
Meanwhile, the bisexual babe admitted she doesn’t have the best track record when it comes to taking care of a living thing.
“I had a dog, but I had to give him to [my] best friend, because he did not like to travel at all,” she told Us. “And I don’t like little Chihuahuas or poodles or those little dogs those girls carry around. I like bigger dogs, and they get too big for me because I’m small, so I can’t walk them or anything.”
[From Us Magazine]
It definitely takes no less than one billion dollars to properly raise a child. I knew a kid who was raised on half a billion and I cannot tell you how messed up he is. Of course billion or not, if you’re raised by anyone with an I.Q. of less than a peanut, you’re going to be screwed no matter what. I hate to break it to Tila, but if you can’t take care of a dog, you probably can’t take care of a kid. And unless she’s planning on moving to a really big, heavily populated island, it’s going to be a challenge to give the kid everything.
It’s too bad Tila doesn’t like Chihuahuas – I think that’d be a much better match for her than a human. The resemblance is uncanny.
Here’s Tila at LAX in July. Images thanks to Bauer-Griffin.
Written by JayBird
Posted in Adoptions, Tila Tequila
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That is by far the worst idea I’ve heard in recent memory.
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Maybe she plans to groom him into the man she always dreamed of….She is creepy enough to do that.
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@Samantha: You just made me think of that movie ‘Birth’ with Nicole Kidman.
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This woman should not be allowed near a child. Let alone adopt one. Let’s hope it takes her a lifetime to earn that billion dollars, than hopefully no child will have to suffer the fate of having that as a mother!!
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Hell, she should just get pregnant. Her ‘canyon’ is so wide the baby will just fall out.
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Also a little boy said he wanted to adopt Tila Tequila. Perfect!
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well shucks, if shes adopting then i guess that means no “a shot at breast milk with tila tequila” huh?
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p.s. her jeans are toooo cute! the rest of her…not so cute.
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Talk about an unfit mother. She’s disgusting. I hope no agency lets her adopt a child. We have enuf eff’d up people on this earth we don’t need this freak show putting another one out there.
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Ok so choose either a man or a woman, not both.. ICK !!!!!!!!!
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Um, please don’t!! Poor kid won’t know what hit him!
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That kid would be safer being adopted by a pack of rabid raccoons.
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She does not seem ready for a kid. She looks more like she is getting ready to become a stripper! Look at these pics I just found of her with her supposed new girlfriend-
http://meetthefamous.com/photos-videos/details.php?story=3142
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What happened to her feet?
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She’s such an incredibly trashy broad.
And no, hiding your cigarette doesn’t make you look any less trashy.
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Yeah, we’ll see how this one works out.
She dumps her son on the nanny while she staggers piss drunk out of bars at 4 in the morning.
The only time she’ll even look at her kid is when there’s a camera around, and she’ll talk about her son being the center of her life and unconvincingly how her son changed her life.
It seems really easy to have a kid just because you feel like you’re due a PR makeover.
She’s done Myspace and A Shot at Love, and now that she’s been replaced by those two pseudo-incestuous, pseudo-bisexual generic hosebags, now would be a good time to “clean up her act” until people (?) eventually quit caring about that as well.
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Hi Tila am 14 years old I wanted text you your so daaaaaaaaaaam hot sexy but stupid you don’t care about peoples feelings and when did you loosse your virginity o and if you see the girls next door tell them I said hi you are so sexy and I love their show just I much as I love you and the kardashians o and kim and her family a dammmmm disater dam hoes don’t know what else to do to get money but their so hot I have a big as like kim to and and she looks like my 21 year old sister tell them that when you see them I think a kid is what is what you need and have of the girls in show did not even look klesbian it look like they just wanted your money and be on t.v. And what kristy I need I totaly would send someone to beat her as you do it yourself I love kises puta Tila a.ka. Puta kara the means expensive hoe o and text me back to my website p.s. How old is guy yuo loose your virgity and how old were you cause I was 13 and guy was 22 anyways bye putakara kises never stop being bisexual bye hope you text me soon.
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