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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooAAAAAAAAAAAaaa. I’m so sorry, but this is what happens to me when one of my husbands is photographed with a baby. I would feel this excited (“horny”) if it was Michael Fassbender holding a baby. Or David Gandy. But considering it’s Benedict Cumberbatch and the baby is just a newborn and the look on Cumby’s face is all, “I’m going to take this one home, okay?”… yeah… my panties exploded.
Cumby is holding Paul McGuigan’s baby. McGuigan is a film and television director who has done films like the Wicker Man remake and Lucky Number Slevin, and he’s directed four episodes of Sherlock, including my favorite episode, A Scandal in Belgravia. So, Cumberbatch and McGuigan are buddies. They’re close enough where Cumby stops by to see his friend’s new baby, maybe drop off a casserole or something. And then Cumby got to hold the baby. And his friend took a photo and posted it to his Twitter. And it was MAGIC!!! And there were no more vaginas to conquer, you know?
I should note that Cumby talks about babies and starting a family all the time, in interview after interview. Some men (I believe MANY men) have biological clocks, and I think Cumby’s biological clock is pounding like a mofo. He wants to be a father. He wants to start a family. Sigh… I need to find him and introduce him to my biscuit.
Photo courtesy of Paul McGuigan’s Twitter.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Babies, Benedict Cumberbatch
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baby looks like he’s thinking very hard, as though… “oh. must. not. pee. on. guy.”
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“I think Cumby’s biological clock is pounding like a mofo. He wants to be a father. He wants to start a family. Sigh… I need to find him and introduce him to my biscuit.” LOL
Damn you elusive sleep! *grabs morning tea & toast and waits for the foray*
PS. He’s got Sherlock hair back? Sherlock! Yes…maybe?!
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OH! Great observation!!! His been rocking the ginger blonde for a bit now… They finally have a better dye job? Season 2 had a softer color, so maybe 3rd time’s a charm. GAGH! Sherlock back, please?
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I want to have his babies!
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Run,baby,run!
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Eve? Eve? vc ta onde???
Well I’m trying to read the baby face and looks like he’s frowning thinking “Eh?? Who’s this weird face? Is it.. My dad??.”
Cumberbatch got Superman hairdo.. Suits him!
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Don’t call Eve! I need a chance to sneak out the back with Cumby for a quickie.
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You cowardly bitch!
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Lmao on the hairdo!
it looks like a subtle stylized/caligraphic “B”.
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for Baby of course.
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Ha I hadn’t noticed that B in his hair! I scrolled back up and busted out laughing. On another note how will Cumby’s beautiful alien babies look?? hmmm
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Sssh, Dooliloo!!
Now, ladies, I think we all know how this is going to end *draws slutshank*
Let the Cumby Hunger Games begin!
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haha, wasn’t this all worked out yesterday? not pulling my shank out but those are cute pics..
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You lot would kill each other over this stooge? David Gandy I get. This guy, not so much.
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*sharpens hunting knife* Bring it!
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Was just about to post same thing about Superman hair!
There is just something about this man. YUM.
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haha my oh my!
Eve is going to destroy you all
Anyway the reason he’s with McGuigan is because they’re working on a Beatles project… So yeah Cumberbatch dropped by his buddy for work and hey there is the baby
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I’m here, taking notes…because I’m going to slutshank you guys in alphabetical order (I’m organized, y’all!).
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I thought you hated babies, and birth!?
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Casualy, he looks good. like he looks kind of handsome here.
but when groomed? uhm, not so much.
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I think he is one of those people who look better with hair covering part of their forehead. He usually slicks his hair back when he’s attending big events and it does no justice to his weirdly beautiful face. Plus he should stay away from blond-ish dye. He looks better with ginger or dark hair. But still, I find him so appealing that even with the slicked back blond hair I am more interested in watching him than all those pretty boys. And here – dark curls, casual clothes, a baby = perfection.
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I agree with everything you said. I’m personally a fan of ginger Cumberbatch (gingerbatch?). And I think his type of pretty/unusual features look best in casual/messy styles. Wow, this is what happens when home for third straight day because of Sally. Spend waaaaay too much time dissecting Cumberbatch, his look, his psyche….
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I am so curious to see Eve’s reaction to this post… Kaiser is getting bold, talking about husbands and babies. But I think she crossed the line inviting Cumber (Eve’s husband) to meet her biscuits. *Epic fight*
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If I were that baby, and I woke up to see that freakish alien holding me, I would scream bloody murder.
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+1
I don’t think he is attractive at all.
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Lmfao,couldn’t have said it any better!
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Yeah, I don’t get the Cumberlove either, and I doubt I ever will. This man does nothing for me…if this was David Gandy and a baby, on the other hand, mmmmm-MM!
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That is the most perfect picture EVER. Of all time. Hands down.
The baby… the hair… the Cumberbatch. <3
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Julie, your avatar gives me inner peace.
<3 it.
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…”Cumby’s biological clock is pounding like a mofo”
LOL. you wish…
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Just in time for Halloween! He looks like the ghost of a serial killer who abducted some innocent’s baby, prior to devouring it.
How on earth can this photo get any lady’s biscuits wet? It’s creepy as hell!
I don’t know…change the contrast setting on the instagram filter or give this guy a spray tan or something. This is not good, not good at all.
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Thanks for your bucket of cold water. It made my day.!LOL
Should you go into hiding? Just in case?
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Listen-I’m not trying to be a d*ck or offend ladies who love this guy but this is a dreadful photo. Still, one cannot be too careful when it comes to the wrath of angry Cumberbitches.
*climbs into bunker*
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Kitten, I actually love you for that. You are hereby invited to our wedding.
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No anger here, just one less person I have to cut!
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Yes, but can you guarantee my safety? Otherwise, I’m staying in my effin’ bunker!
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There’s collateral damage in every war so for your own safety I’d recommend you just stay in the bunker. When you emerge and me and Cumby are the High Emperor and Empress of the world I’ll give you a country or summat, just to say thanks for staying out of my way.
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LoL! Love him and think it’s so funny when people are baffled by his mass appeal. Have you seen Sherlock? His talent, voice, and interpretation of the role are what really caught me.
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Oh, he’s GORGEOUS. MELT.
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LOL, crack me up! Too funny Kaiser, introduce him to your biscuit. For the life of me I can’t understand how you think this guy is attractive. But when I saw Fassbender holding a baby I gasped. THAT was breathtaking.
I have read in a few places this Cumby dude say he wants kids so maybe all that is needed is a willing partner.
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At Celebitchy, willing partners are lined up around the block.
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Ha, ha, ha. I love this place!
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Wait…what? There are pics of the Ginger God holding a baby?? ‘scuse me while I Google…
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Is it inbreeding or is this dude an alien. Either way he’s kind of weird looking.
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Sorry, but the look on his face says something entirely different to me… something like: “OK, I held him, can you take him back now? I think something smells.”
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Aw, stop ruining this for us!
I’m NOT a baby person but this totally got me.
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my thoughts exactly. This guy is not admiring the baby, not even LOOKING at the baby!?
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In the last picture, it would be complete with a wedding band.
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Are those hickies on his neck???
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Nope, shadows and the magic of insgtagram made them look like spots.
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Such is the power of Cumby-love. A Cumberbitch saw a photo of him, somewhere, & Boom! Hickeys! Seconds later, Boom! Baby!
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Hand to God, this photo caused spontaneous ovulation. I just felt an egg drop.
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LOL! As I read this I thought, “And ovaries everywhere just went BOOM.” As much as I love me some Cumby, I am SO staying out of this fight…
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I’m relatively new here, but yeah, I’ll cut a b@tch to get to Cumby. Although I bet he cries after sex.
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Cries & reads from a volume of Romantic poets, which I keep on the nightstand…..
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Yeah, I volunteer to have his Cumberbabies! NOW
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Looks like he’s about to kidnap that human baby to his home planet.
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Let the Cumbergames begin.
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OH. MY. GAAAWWWWD.
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Those curls! Imagine the curly haired babies he would produce!
(Although in my head, he’s still Sherlock. I can only imagine the strange methods Sherlock would use to raise a baby)
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And the hideous things he would keep in Mrs. Hudson’s refrigerator.
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Awww! That’s too cute! I still don’t want to tap that though.
Eve, you better get your slutshank out. These bitches are greedy!
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They’re getting out of control!!!
I think slutshanks can’t do the trick anymore. An UZI may be the right weapon of choice in this particular case.
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He’s totally playing y’all.” Look at me with a baby!” Or his friend is poking fun at his fans.
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Totally! I always thought that he has the best strategy for attracting female fans: talk about how badly you want a wife and family, etc….
If I was an actor I’d do the same. Still, even though I understand the game I’m a heterosexual female and it’s working on me. I can’t fight it!
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100% No lies detected.
It would definitely fit their sense of humor to be trolling those of us that love the Cumberbatch.
It’s making me laugh just imagining them devilishly amused with their teasing.
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Then they should read this site & have themselves a good guffaw!
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Le sigh…
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I’m thinking of making this my new desktop background.
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This happened to my desktop last night when I first saw it. Strangely, I didn’t even have to set it.
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I love your line about his expression – that is what he looks like he thinking.
I like kids fine but I am not really a baby person so my attraction to anybody holding a baby is “oh thank god, I don’t have to.”
That being said, this photo will most definitely go into my “special folder” I keep on my computer for, you know, “emergencies.”
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I love men and babies/children. Gahhh…*almost* makes me want another.
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I’m all for British dong but Benedict just looks like a crazed serial killer…sorry.
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Sorry but he is unattractive.
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You’ve given so many other people cute nicknames. This dude is crying out for one.
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Cumby? What’s cuter than that?! Not to mention all his other names, created by simply putting “Cumber” before or “Batch” after…..anything.
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I’m looking and looking and trying really hard to find the ‘hot’ but can’t.
He just does nothing for me.
Meh, I give up. You can have him. *files nail*
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I really think his baby talk is overblown… not saying he doesn’t want ‘em but I think it’s overemphasized to make him more likeable to parts of the fanbase.
Also…that pic *DOES* things to me. For me. Near me.
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“One of my husband” Ohhhhh. You’re of those women. Explains everything. LMAO
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Still no Eve? Did she pass out cold when she saw this? Can anyone reach her?
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Nah…I’m just trying to come up with creative ways to eliminate the competition.
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THANK YOU FOR THIS. This is why I cursed the dark during 36 hours of no power or internet!!!!
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Love this and him!
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Eve. Paging Eveeeee! I wanna see her comments on this pic.
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Amazing, isn’t it? I didn’t use to fight that hard for my former husband Chris Evans and, technically, he’s a way more attractive than Cumberbatch.
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I don’t know about the rest of y’all, but I have just officially Cumber-Overdosed.
Lainey is reporting that Cumby has just signed on to play Brian Epstein! The “Fifth Beatle” (one of the 5 dudes who claimed to be the 5th Beatle).
It’s too much, all this. The Dream House, the baby pic, the Beatles. I need a nerve pill & I am taking to my bed.
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EscapedConvent: I hope you feel better! I love Cumber as Sherlock! If it was Hiddles’ post, I would overdose too,
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Thank you, LucyOriginal! I just saw this. Had to take an extra-strength nerve pill after all the excitement!
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Ok, as sherlock he is oddly attractive. But if you watch the YouTube interview of Benedict and Tom Hardy you won’t believe how great looking he really is. Gorgeous! And I like that he is friends w Tom Hardy. They look like friends who have a lot of fun. Would love to hang out w them.
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I also don’t believe for one second he “wants a family, kids, etc”. He and Hardy say the same line. They probably laugh about it too.
He wants what fame brings…. Lots of sex w lots of people.
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Did Eve take the high road on this?
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No, I was just too busy with a final exam (and weak because of a nasty sinusitis) to check CB.
By the way, I don’t even eat meat but I want to eat Kaiser’s liver…with a spoon (and while she’s alive and conscious, watching).
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Hahaha. LL would say: stop projecting negativity. Think positively and Kaiser will forget about Cumber. World peace!
ps: I hope your final went well and that you feel better soon!
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Trick or treat? http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcs0klIcSo1rfoc31o4_500.jpg
ps: just went to this tumblr thing to find pics of Hiddles.
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Uh-oh. Just looked at that pic of Hiddles. Hiddles-Love Stampede in 3….2….
The Hiddleston Tumblr-ettes will have to be institutionalized.
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I once made the mistake of checking out Hiddleston tumblr stuff, just out of curiosity. It was… traumatic. I still haven’t recovered. Them Hiddlestoners be CRAZY. I just can’t talk about it any more than that.
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Your move Hiddleston.
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Oi!!! Leave MAH Husband put of this!!! We are taking our time for the baby, now shoo!
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Hi dooliloo! I’m afraid that pic of your husband being adorable is going to set off hysteria in the Hiddles-twits at Tumblr.
Is he baiting them with this cute-as-hell picture & his dreamy blue eyes?
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Oh yes. Mmmm. Coffee and Cumby with a baby. I think I would renege on my only child policy if Cumby wanted me to have his baby. I mean, my one kiddo is enough. But Cumby… yeah, I’d do it.
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Cute picture! I can’t wait to see pics of Cumby with his own babies. Most of all, I hope that they inherit his gorgeous voice!
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lol. He is so completely fugly. And prematurely aged. Enough already.
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