Kristen Stewart is ‘desperate’ to get a job: ‘I’m itching to go back to work’

I still can’t get over how trashy Kristen Stewart looked in this Zahair Murad gown two nights ago at the Breaking Dawn Part 2 premiere. For most Twilight franchise premieres, she’s gone for more classic and conservative looks. Why is she suddenly all “check out my butt cheeks, y’all”? Anyway, did you know that Robert Pattinson’s mom and Kristen’s dad came to the premiere? True story. And Kristen and Rob’s mom were even hanging out a little bit. TWIHARD PROOF! After the premiere, Rob and Kristen apparently stayed close to each other, with one source saying, “They were very relaxed and cordial and were having fun and a good time,” and they didn’t leave until after midnight. Proof! Well, at the very least, Kristen didn’t avoid Rob’s caresses like the plague and order him to stop kissing her.

Meanwhile, did you know that Kristen hasn’t had a job in a while? True story. She was supposed to have a slew of new projects ready to go, but she pulled out (or the films simply went away) after her little Mini Coopering scandal. But Kristen wants everyone to know that she’s ready to work. She’s “itching” for it. Like she’s got ants in her pants. And she’ll do ANYTHING for a part. Because she’s already proven that, hasn’t she?

You’d think Kristen Stewart would want to take a nice long deserved vacation after the Twilight madness comes to an end. But no—the gal doesn’t want to slow down.

“I’m kinda desperate to get a job right now,” she told E! News on the black carpet tonight. “I’m itching to go back to work.”

For now, it’s all about Breaking Dawn: Part 2. “I feel really good,” she said. “I’m trying to take in every single one of these moments. I don’t want to miss one.”

And one moment she will never forget is the first day of shooting the first Twilight.

“We shot the climax of the movie at the very start of production and I almost passed out before I walked onto my first entrance,” K. Stew said. “I literally had to hold onto the door handle to not fall over.”

She added with a laugh, “If you don’t feel like you’re terrified and want to pass out, it’s not worth it.”

[From E! News]

The last time she had a job, she introduced herself to her soon-to-be married lover by openly nursing a burn on her crotch. And Rupert Sanders could not get enough of his “beautiful tomboy” who was smoking her way through the meeting. What other director wants to sign on for that? Perhaps Rupert again – the studio is still trying to make a sequel to Snow White and the Huntsman happen, and no one knows if Rupert or Kristen has signed on, or maybe both? And Kristen might be working with Ben Affleck too, which I’m sure will cause a rash of new happy-family photo-ops from Jennifer Garner. But the real question is: is it smart for Kristen to publicly declare that she’s “desperate” for work and “itching” to get a role? Maybe she’s advertising. That’s what my mom says about girls who wear dresses like this – they’re “advertising”.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

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  1. eska says:

    Does new job equal new married director?

  2. Amelia says:

    Yeah, I’ve got a job for you Kristen – it’s at McDonalds.
    You’ll have all the grease you want to wash your hair in, now what’s better than that?

  3. Sisi says:

    Never thought I would say this, but I really miss Kristen’s post The Runaways red carpet style.

  4. serena says:

    Trashy and stupid, oh so stupid Kristen..If you wanted to alienate everyone then you did good.
    Now, before asking for jobs you should clarify that you won’t jump in any director’s pants.

  5. says:

    I don’t think she should be using words like “itching” after the scandal and after wearing such a trashy dress.

  6. Summer says:

    Exacly! I think she looked great with jet black hair.

  7. Kellie says:

    I cant wait to see what her career will be like after Twilight is finally over. I dont feel a certain way about her personally- I dont know her. However, what I do know is that she gives terrible interviews, has an inflated self image that is utterly unwarranted, and she’s not a good actor.

    I think if she was ever nominated or won an oscar it would be for a role that involved a lot of violence and sex based on a true story like Monster-simply because you have to reward something thats so degrading. I dont think she would ever be offered a Sophie’s Choice type role and nail the part with stellar acting skills that would garner an oscar nod based soley on skill.

    • ann carter says:

      haven’t kept up. what happened to the on the road kerouac picture?? after some previews?? nothing. Thanks.

      • A says:

        It is coming out in late December. I’m sure commenters will start freaking out when I say this, but for a film that has so far received mixed reviews KStew is getting a lot of praise for her acting for the most part from some pretty serious critics like McCarthy from The Hollywood Reporter. Feinberg (THR), Stone, Wells, and Thompson (indiewire) (the film critics who predict Awards Shows) are even tossing her around her name for a possible Oscar nom. She probably won’t get one, but the fact her name is still being mentioned by these critics is a sign that this film was a very good move on her part. Here comes the people “but…butttt she got naked and raunchy and some random blog said that was the only good part of his performance.” I know a lot of you think KStew is the worse person and worse actress ever, but a fair amount of critics disagree.

      • Amelia says:

        If Kristen Stewart ever gets an Oscar nomination then that, ladies and gentlemen, is concrete proof that the Academy Awards mean sod all.

      • ORLY says:

        What better way to get an Oscar nom than to appear naked in film or lose a tonne of weight?

      • A says:

        @Orly, Amelia. I agree with both of you in a way. I saw On the Road (and Hitchcock, Dame Helen is fucking amazing) at AFI, and I thought she was a million times better in it then she ever was in that Snow White film or Twilight. Nevertheless, not on Oscar nom level at all. My point is, from a more objective, non-gossip point of view that having her name tossed around by the right sort of critics is a sign that people are a bit premature in writing her career off as completely dead. I think the fact that she stated that she doesn’t have a job lined up negates the rumors that her people were just making shit up and attaching her name to random projects to make it look like she had all these great options lined up. I’m assuming that she’s been seriously considered for the parts, but there is some worry about how the public will receive her… People gave Mel and Sienna second chances, and I’m sure she will get one too. I think Sienna was smart though in self-exiling herself for a year and taking some small, indie parts and building up her credibility. After all, Sienna was once considered a total joke in terms of her acting and now she’s being taken much more seriously.

      • renata says:

        Very odd with that film. A copy is already floating around online for several weeks now, which is not good given the film hasn’t even officially been released yet. I saw it, but honestly I didn’t even feel compelled to watch the entire movie. It was just kind of meh, as was kstew’s performance. I don’t get at all why she would receive s good deal of praise, no less talk of an oscar nom. Mind you, she’s not bad in the film, just nothing particularly special or praiseworthy. There’s just so much money riding on the kstew publicity machine at this point that I think she gets far more attention than she’s worth. Given that the movie is already out online, I imagine it will have a very brief run in theatres, then quickly to DVD.

      • T.C. says:

        Go to rotten tomatoes to read the On The Road reviews from real critics. The only person who was a standout performer is that guy from Tron:Legacy named Garrett Hedlund. He is the only one recommended for an award. Kstew just got O.K. reviews saying well at least it’s not Bella.

      • T.C. says:

        ” KStew is getting a lot of praise for her acting for the most part from some pretty serious critics like McCarthy from The Hollywood Reporter. Feinberg (THR), Stone, Wells, and Thompson (indiewire) (the film critics who predict Awards Shows)”
        Theses are all members of the Kstew fan club in the media not real critics. The blogger Stone is a Kstew apologists who wrote multiple articles defending her from Mini-Coopergate using the “she’s just a little girl who was taken advantage of by a big bad man” defense. The blogger Wells is another cheater apologists currently defending David Patereus’s right to cheat. He champions cheaters cause he has cheated himself. He and Stone are proping up Kstew.

        Thompson is a big Twilight fan. She put Kstew on her Oscar list last year too for one of her Indies. No surprise she is listing her again. Feinberg is another Kstew fan. He isn’t stupid enough to put her in the top 5 likely nominations because he would lose all credibility but he put her ahead of Garrett Hedlund the only actor from the film getting universal praise as award worthy. The film is 53% Rotten and isn’t getting any awards. Will bomb at the box office like all Kstew’s other Indies. Between them Sparkles is the only one whose small films make money.

      • A says:

        @T.C. I don’t think she deserves a nod for BSA…but some critics do think she should be considered at the very least. Frankly, you are delusional if you think The Hollywood Reporter and Indiewire are populated with Stewart fangirls as journalists….Let me guess, you think The New York Times critics and Roger Ebert, who have both given Stewart good reviews for her indies, are fangirls too…Seriously, dismissing film critics from the more respected sources as fangirls because you disagree is just stupid. Just say you disagree with their opinion. But if you want to believe that THR, which just did an interview with Denzel and Matt Damon and is widely quoted, is populated with journalists who are Stewart fangirls go right ahead. As far as Stone and Wells, I had no idea they defended Stewart but it doesn’t suprise me…I know quite a few critics were tweeting that HuffPost article…it is quite curious that you know that, something I (a person somewhat interested in Stewart and Pattinson and a major film fanatic), did not. My point is, you sure spend a lot if time digging up stuff in someone you supposedly dislike.

    • T.C. says:

      Had to look it up. The film is called Welcome to the Riley’s. Anne Thompson from Indiewire said Kstew would get an Oscar nomination for it. Now this year it’s On the Road. Next year it will be whatever Indie Kstew does. Thompson has confessed to being a Twilight fan saying Twilight is misunderstood. The reason I know all this is because Kstew fans post all this shit constantly when anyone puts down her acting. They quote the same bloggers who are her fan girls.

      Like I said The Hollywood Reporter didn’t place her on the list of 5 supporting actresses likely to get a nomination. She is not getting any big awards noteworthy reviews compared to the other supporting actresses. Especially not even half as good reviews as Garrett Hedlund. That guy is the only one who should be getting put on lists but he isn’t famous and didn’t cheat on his girlfriend so I guess he is screwed from getting media attention.

  8. ladybert62 says:

    I suspect she is itching from something other than a lack of work!

    She is the new definition of trashy.

  9. Amy says:

    What in the hell is she wearing

  10. Elizabeth says:

    “If you don’t feel like you’re terrified and want to pass out, it’s not worth it.”

    WTF? Do she and Rihanna compare notes on these stupid comments? Drama does not equal “good thing”.

  11. Mia says:

    After the scandal, the lack of facial expressions in Twilight and th end of the franchise, I think she’ll have to itch herself hard to find some work.

  12. victoria says:

    she reminds me of those you hated in high school, and i can’t wait for her to go away! next, is Lilo

  13. Ramona says:

    Maybe this vile girl will finally go away. Really hoping that Rob’s family is just playing along and that he can move on to his bright future. If I had behaved like her I would have been terrified to face my boyfriend’s family. So nice to see 5 movie projects lined up for him on imdb and the 2 listed for KStew don’t count as they are just rumours. I only saw Twilight to see Rob and have avoided seeing anything she is in because she can’t act!

  14. The Original Mia says:

    I’m itching for her to disappear.

  15. Dani says:

    In a way, I think this whole thing happened and she’s milking it to rebuild her image and completely pull away from the Bella references. Stupid way to go about it, if that is it. Also Ben Affleck? She’s not his type. He’s into the stupid blonde ones (see: Blake Lively).

  16. Sway says:

    You’re wrong, dear – you’re itching, because you need to shower.

  17. Mirella says:

    Maybe that’s why she wore this dress, to let directors know she’s ready for parts.

  18. hillbillyinthecorner says:

    I Believe you need a prescription for that kind of itch…..and a little talk with Rupert……..

  19. Ali says:

    Wow. What a none article. How about a post where she farts next.

  20. sinjin says:

    desperate for work for what kind of work with that dress appears to be a PORN movie .looks like she needs to go find the rest of that ugly dress i dont care what famous designer made it looks like she was drunk when she thought of this ugly piece of trash .i know people make mistakes i dont see that she will change her ways

  21. A says:

    Considering she was caught with the director several months after the film wrapped and a couple of months after it came out, it doesn’t make any sense for her to have slept with him for the part considering the movie was shoot was long over. I’m sure that’s not going to stop the casting couch rumors, though. She should definitely try and work with a 65 plus director, a gay man, or a woman next to stave all the tabloid drama off.

  22. Meecey says:

    I don’t care to see her front much less her ass

  23. Tig says:

    Don’t care what did or did not happen at after party- to date, no “goo goo eye” pics of Rob have surfaced. If you compare pics of how he always mooned over her as recently as June with these recent ones- it appears that a new day is dawning- yes, I did that deliberately-lol.

    For humor’s sake pls do a swath2 w/ Rupsten- that would make the CIA/FBI/army circus look tame in comparison!

  24. bns says:

    I don’t see anyone from the Twilight cast getting high profile, critically acclaimed work after it’s over. Rob and Kristen will be forgotten in about 5 years.

  25. MG says:

    I think she is a terrible actress and I hope she goes away now that Twilight is over. She will probably turn up in some made for TV movies.

  26. Marty says:

    My Dad said the same thing! He said the only reason a girl wears that kind of dress is to get attention. And it’s working right? Everyone is talking about how see through it was. Frankly I hope she fades into oblivion, but I doubt that will happen.

  27. Dee says:

    ohhh please. The only thing she is “itching” for, is another married man to scratch her vag

  28. handsome man saved me from the monsters says:

    I love the looks on those people’s faces in the background.

  29. Bread and Circuses says:

    She’s been looking and acting a lot more sensual since the start of her affair. It’s gross, but I think Rupert woke her up, sexually.

    The fact that she has continued to look and act that way bodes ill for any real reunion with her nice, safe boyfriend, I’m afraid.

  30. katherine says:

    You took the words right out of my mouth.

  31. pastyousayyouneverknew says:

    Hmm, well, I can definitely understand that she wants to get some new work, acting is pretty much all she knows (although she doesn’t do it very well at all), unless she has a randomly spectacular performance in some movie in the next year or so, I really don’t see her career going anywhere, she’s part of the reason why I lost interest in actually going to see the twilight movies, I feel like the whole thing became the Rob-and-Kristen-circus, I feel like the whole Robsten drama was the wrong way to go in many ways because I feel like that’s all people genuinely have to say about her – her relationship with Rob and now her cheating, everytime you look in a magazine, it’s always related to her relationship, like that’s all she’s got. Which isn’t very much because after Twilight’s done, I doubt that the world will be as interested in seeing the real life Edward and Bella.

  32. evyn says:

    Kstew is just an over-hyped hot mess. If it weren’t for the franchise, she wouldn’t merit a glance. The “one good movie actresses” rarely have the acting skills to go with the hype. Hello, Kstew, Ellen Page, Camilla Belle, Vanessa Hudgens & Dakota Fanning. The only superb young actress out there is Evan
    Rachel Wood, but she doesn’t get the
    media hype that they do.

  33. evyn says:

    Kstew is just an over-hyped hot mess. If it weren’t for the franchise, she wouldn’t merit a glance. The “one good movie actresses” rarely have the acting skills to go with the hype. Hello, Kstew, Ellen Page, Camilla Belle, Vanessa Hudgens & Dakota Fanning. The only superb young actress is
    Evan Rachel Wood, but she doesn’t get the
    media hype that they do.

  34. Hmmm says:

    Well, the dress certainly advertises, “I’m available”.

  35. The Original Victoria says:

    LoJack your hubby director/producer/lighting assistants’ wives because once they see Kristen bandaging up her vag all badass, your men will be succumb to her Trampire seduction.

  36. patricia says:

    T.C said it best and quite frankly i was about to make the same statement. one thing about sasha stone she really dislikes jennifer lawrence and constantly puts kristen stewart above her. i just read her article on the new feminists in movies and honestly read the comments she makes about jennifer lawrence it is embarrassing.

  37. Source says:

    There’s only one person from this franchise who’s actually bound for Oscar greatness. Anna Kendrick. Yes, the one who is the same age as KStew, who doesn’t rely on her smirky “above it all” attitude to get her through. Who doesn’t mistake “realness” for “acting like an ass.” Being rude is not being “real.” It just means you don’t know how to play well with others.

    Anna doesn’t have to talk about one day possibly maybe if she’s really lucky, she’ll get an Oscar nom, because she already has one.

    She took a really small role and made it her own. She doesn’t mumble, stutter, lip-bite, and blink her way through her dialogue.

    And for those who say those were “Bella’s” traits, need to see all her movies where she mumbles, stutters, lip-bites, and blinks her way through the movie. Not to mention sticking her fingers in her mouth and running them through her hair. Maybe that’s how it always winds up so dirty.

    To whomever said that if she receives an Oscar nom, they’ll know the Oscars have no meaning, I totally agree and just said something like that to a friend of mine.

  38. another nina says:

    Well, I actually find her more likable than Sparkles this PR cycle around, and she gives much better interviews than before. Nice work KStew, appreciated.
    Plus I liked a post by her insider the other day, so I might give her a chance.
    Sparkles looks very pretty in London, and I think he got a new haircut as well. If he continues like that, chances are, he’ll get down to buzz cut tomorrow in Madrid. Yeah, and where are his shippers now which screamed that his mane in Australia was for a movie? Really? his next filming is slated for January…He is just Sparkles being Sparkles – sloppy and bizarre. There is no excuse of looking like that when you are that pretty. But his reaction to Jumping Rob on the red carpet was hilarious and very cute!

  39. Shitler says:

    That’s kinda the point don’t you think? This is silly stories designed to make us laugh. I’m sure they’re blogs dealing with Quantum Physics were you two genius ladies will be appreciated. So moosie over there!

  40. Katherine says:

    Wow!Don’t agree at all with Celebitchy. This was hands down my favorite dress of the series!Most actresses can’t pull off this look because it CAN look too trashy, but Stewart pulls it off because she’s got great long, lean stems and she’s uber tiny! Bigger girls can’t carry this look. I loved it, especially the color that highlights her hair and makeup.No matter what you think of her she has the most beautiful face/eyes and her makeup was flawless!To each his own, but I believe she rocked it!!

  41. Jocelyn says:

    All this girl ever does is say how she hates being famous and how she just wants to act.

    Well why in the world you wear that dress if you didn’t want the attention?

    Listen, she isn’t as smart as she thinks/pretends she is, but she isn’t stupid. She KNEW that wearing that dress would get her the kind of attention a movie star gets, not just an actress.

    I can’t believe how far she is from what she claims to be in all her interviews. She is the furthest thing from authentic or real.

  42. La Calabaza says:

    Oh, my god! Just saw the BD 2 London Premiere red carpet pictures at Popsugar. She’s becoming the unsexy version of Cher. What is wrong with this girl?! Her stylist hates her.

  43. Morgan says:

    That girl still has issues. The dress screams “look at me Rob”. As for her not working, she’s passive-aggressive. She wants to prove herself to Rob that she will do anything for him but now she’s chafing. Rob still doesn’t completely trust her. It will be awhile for that. He hasnot totally forgiven her.

  44. Source says:

    What happened to, “If I don’t like something, I just pass it by. Why comment?” Why, indeed. +++++ to shitler’s comment.

  45. Get a clue says:

    Recently read a RP interview where he was asked about his dogs. He was surprised people knew about them because “I never talk about them in interviews and neither does Kristen.” Really? She just did on national tv last week. When he adopted the dog there was a write up about it in Vanity Fair. Does he really not know she talked about the dogs just last week? He is either naive or playing the game too. Or both.

  46. aquarius64 says:

    Saw the UK premiere outfit. She’s REALLY going for attention here – a hoochie form. If she’s wondering why the lack of work she should look at the reputation she has earned the outfits that seems to validate it. Studios are going to be reluctant to hire an actor or actress who lets her personal nonsense potentially endanger the box office of a movie and the profits for a studio. To save the bottom line studios would have to shell out a ton of money to protect their investment by damage control. Men and women who are saying positive things about Stewart are doing so for the good of the movie. No telling what they really think of her; some may sincerely think good of her; others not so much. How many men in HW think Stewart is an easy lay in light of the scandal, and think they can push up on her? How many women are willing to trust her to be around their husbands or boyfriends ALONE? If the answer is a pretty low number, then no amount of damage control by Stewart’s team and Summit is going to save her career. Her fans make her popular but the powers that be in the end hire her. If she proves to be too much trouble then she’s not worth the bother.

    • Melissa says:

      I was thinking the same. I think alot of exec’s are put off by Kristen’s manner. She can be very spot on when talking about her work but when it comes to her being spontaneous, she’s not. Notice how she’s not bitch facing the camera as much since she started appearing in public again. It’s embarrasing when the star of your movie is giving the finger on the red carpet.If you are so miserable then why are you appearing in a studio production. I still think Kristen is going to have another melt down.

      She is still in damage control mode. Her little cheating incident has cost Summit money I do think it’s going to effect the final box office total. She’s ruined her reputation. Well made it worse since everyone says she’s rude, anti-social. I don’t think she’s learned anything about humility yet.
      I used to give her a break but she’s been doing Twilight since 08, she knows what a big machine it is now.

      Hollywood is all about who you know, mingling at parties. Being shy is one thing, being anti-social won’t get you anywhere. There’s always a new crop of actresses coming up. There will be someone who can do exactly what Kristen can.

      Look at Lindsay Lohan. She’s done in HW. Kristen likes doing indies, that’s where she’s going to be.

      • aquarius64 says:

        The acid test will be the box office. If the numbers come in lower than expected, fingers will be pointing at Kristen and her “momentary indiscretion”. All the money and press spent on the “Robsten is Unbroken” campaign will be for nothing. She will be thrown under the bus; Rob will be under more pressure to stick with her. A vicious cycle.

      • JS says:

        @aquarius64 When you say Rob will be under more pressure to stick with her, who are you thinking will be putting the pressure on him once Twilight is done? Surely his only obligation to her after that would be his own personal feelings and if he doesn’t want to stay with her, presumably he’ll walk? Not at all saying you’re wrong, just curious what your thinking is.

        Also I keep hearing her fans talking about this Focus movie with Affleck but nobody here is mentioning it. Is she on for that or not do you know?

  47. aquarius64 says:

    @JS – the pressure will be applied by Stewart and her team, I think. Too many people think the “reconciliation” is a PR ploy to save BD2′s box office – and to save Kristen’s career. And too many people think Rob is a sweetheart like Edward for forgiving her, while a lot think he’s a punk for taking her back. If he walks away after Twilight is done he will catch all sorts of hell for abandoning her after she groveled for forgiveness. Others will think he, along with Kristen, scammed the public into believing they are back together so to boost the box office and enrich their bank accounts. (Rob, Kristen and Taylor get 1.25% of the box office receipts from BD2.) Besides, do you know of any guy who would take their cheating girlfriend back after being so PUBLICLY humiliated in under two months? Rob’s in a no-win situation. I think they should have simply said they’re done early on, leave out the “Robsten is Unbroken” campaign, and concentrative on a Twilight retrospective to the final film. That way the focus is on the franchise and not so much on the personal lives. The reconciliation confirms in a lot of people’s minds “Robsten” is a marketing tool for the series. If opening weekend numbers are lower than expected, a lot of people are going to be shocked. It would show you can’t fool all of the people all of the time.

  48. aquarius64 says:

    Also @js – there’s talk that Kristen will be in a movie with Ben Affleck. As far as I know it’s not confirmed.

  49. ramona says:

    I think I’m the only one on Earth who thinks so, but I think she looks aMAAAAAAAAzing in that dress. If I looked like that in that dress, I’d wear it everywhere. To work. To the grocery store. To Disneyland. I think it’s the best she’s ever looked.

    Sorry to be contrary, y’all.

  50. Sara says:

    She isn’t a very good actress. She was terrible in SWATH, really bad in Meet the Rileys, and On the Road was a bad movie of which she was the worst part. She has little range. The only movies I liked her in were Panic Room and Into the Wild. She was just ok in that Joan Jett movie.