Heidi Klum in a tight short see-through dress at the AMAs: ridiculous as usual?


It’s slower than usual for a Monday, which I should take as a nice sign that everyone is gearing down for the big food holiday in the US this Thursday. Still, it makes our jobs as professional gossips a little harder as we struggle for who to talk about. Let’s stretch out the AMA Fashion into this one last post of a few stragglers.

Here’s Heidi Klum in her signature look: sexy ridiculous fug. This woman doesn’t care what she wears as long as she shows off her hot body. To prove my point: this, this, this and this.

Heidi is in Alexandre Vauthier, who was responsible for her equally awful and ill-fitting Emmys gown. This time she’s in a very tight, very short, very see-through gold lacy brocade gown with cap sleeves, shoulder pads and matching f’ing shoes. Matching f’ing shoes! That actually makes me angry for some reason I can’t properly explain. These look like Louboutins, so I want to know if they were custom made to mimic the dress, or if the dress was designed to match the shoes. Either way, awful! (This material is something called guipure lace if you’re interested, but you probably won’t be after seeing it on Heidi.) I used to like Heidi when I barely paid attention to her, but lately she’s on my sh*t list.

In contrast, Jordin Sparks is a sweetie with bad fashion sense. That’s just the impression I get of her, she seems perfectly nice and harmless. She’s in a mess of a patchwork and fishnet Etro dress that’s supposed to be contemporary but just looks cacophonous. (Sorry for that $10 word, I couldn’t come up with anything else and it is a music event after all.) It’s not very flattering to her great figure, either. Red Carpet Fashion Awards claims that Sparks is pulling off this look, but I disagree. I don’t think anyone could wear that dress well, apart from maybe Cate Blanchett.

Jordin was with her boyfriend, singer Jason Derulo. Huffington Post has a nice article about these two along with some quotes from Jordin saying she hopes he proposes. Play it closer to your chest, Jordin!

Lucy Hale from “Pretty Little Liars: was cute in a simple black cocktail dress with red heels and a statement necklace. It’s a very young, innocent look. She’s 23 though and I would put her at 17 or 18 in this outfit. She’s got a baby face I guess.

And finally Elisha Cuthbert of “Happy Endings” was looking like she was at the Oscars in a strapless, formfitting gold Georges Chakra gown. This dress is amazing, but I wonder if it’s a little too formal for this event. Still, she looked incredible. Her hair and makeup were so well done too.

Photo credit: WENN.com and FameFlynet

 

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  1. Ms Kay says:

    Heidi is striking the very last of my nerves lately…

    Jordin Sparks oh darling you got it all wrong with that dress looking like the back wings of a butterfly…

    Lucy Hale is a proper Vampire Diaries look alike…

    Elisha… Indeed as she won’t end in the big Oscars nominees anytime soon not to say probability below the low, she gotta find consolation in other red carpet events…

  2. aims says:

    Heidi is so exhausting to me. She wants to stay in the spotlight, no matter what.

  3. KellyinSeattle says:

    Heidi’s dress is awful; looks like she’s choking to death. I like the shoes, though. Looks like an ice skater’s outfit.
    I hate all the dresses except for Elisha’ – but make it a marble green color, give her a torch and a crown, and she looks like the Statue of Liberty.

  4. Rachel says:

    I would have loved Elisha’s dress for this event had it been above the knee. It’s a gorgeous dress. Just a little much for the AMAs.

    Heidi… woman, you have been on my list of people with whom I’d most love to have a sleepover where we drink box wine, while watching Project Runway and throwing popcorn at the screen. Which is why I feel like I can tell you this… the last time that dress was in style was when you were actually young enough to get away with wearing it.

    And what is going on with Jordin Spark’s armpit in that dress??? And why am I obsessed with armpits today???

  5. TrustMeOnThis says:

    It’s actually better than that dreadful green thing with the one sleeve! But it is too sheer.

    She really dresses terribly for someone who judges a fashion program. Her nanny is often better dressed when they’re out with the kids.

    Girl with “statement necklace” should have taken one thing off before leaving the house (guess which one). But she totally wins this lineup. She looks cute.

    Gold gown woman has way too much shimmer powder on her face. Gown looks fantastic but the gold powder distracts. And it needs to be hemmed. It is too long! What is with these red carpet dresses that puddle at the feet?

    Jordin’s gown is a hot trainwreck.

    I love expensive fashions gone terribly wrong! ;-)

  6. bondbabe says:

    Heidi’s boobs look like they’re being smashed against the shower door; albeit, a lacy shower door.

  7. Sam says:

    Heidi’s dress is yelling “Seal! Seal! Look at what you left! Don’t you regret that decision?!?”

    It just seems like since the split, she’s gone even more out of her way than usual to wear the shortest, tightest dresses she can find. Not-so-subliminal messages.

  8. abby says:

    oh dear, poor Jordan looks like she got ready in a hurry and sweat her whole way to the red carpet. arm pit circles..not a good look!

  9. I.want.shoes says:

    See-thru dress and shoulder pads should be illegal.

    Put it away already, Heidi.

  10. justme says:

    How does Heidi of all the models ALWAYS manage to get an invite and/or present?!! She has a good agent because she is everywhere and she has little talent or any reason to be there. Did she present at AMAs because she used to be married to a musician??!

    Can’t stand Heidi anymore. And her figure skating wardrobe choices and her over-stiff (botox?!) face drive me crazy.

  11. Audrey says:

    Heidi doesn’t have to prove anything to anyone, she’s paid her dues. I think she should be able to wear anything and she looks great in that outfit.

  12. taxi says:

    Heidi needs a bra & the thigh split is awful in addition to too-short dress.

    If Jordan looks decent irl, we’d never know from this rig.

    Cuthbert is overdone for the occasion but this is the best I’ve seen her look, ever.

  13. sheila says:

    Heidi need to yodel her a** back to Germany and stay there. She needs to realize Seal is NOT missing her no matter how much skin she exposes to show him otherwise.

  14. Erinn says:

    Awww I love Elisha Cuthbert. I used to watch Popular Mechanics for Kids with her, and Tyler Kyte and Jay Baruchel.

    And Happy Endings is my favorite show of the moment.

  15. DML says:

    Heidi’s dress is doing opposite of what she had in mind. Instead of showing off her amazing body, it makes her look as though she has no waist and very thick.

  16. DML says:

    Heidi’s dress is doing opposite of what she had in mind. Instead of showing off her amazing body, it makes her look as though she has no waist and very thick from breast down to her thighs. NOT flattering. Ugly dress

  17. truetalk says:

    WTH is Heidi thinking with her smashed-looking boobs and white shoulder pads which stands out like they are trying to make a fashion statement?!. Epic fail.

  18. Lulu says:

    Why would you wear shoulder pads at the same time that your breasts are so obviously being squashed flat (because we can see far more of them than we would like to be seeing)?

    Yet more proof that some fashion designers hate women.

  19. Shitler says:

    I hate!hate!hate! it when people kiss on the red carpet. Revolting show of affection. & oh Jordin, you can do so much better than the poor man’s Chris Brown

  20. Isa says:

    She should have taped up her boobs.
    I don’t like Jordan’s dress.
    I think Lucy is going to put out a country album soon.

  21. maneki neko says:

    Once upon a Project Runway I remember Heidi saying that she likes her dresses short and shiny.

  22. j.eyre says:

    “I don’t think anyone could wear that dress well, apart from maybe Cate Blanchett” – I am wondering if Tilda Swinton could have as well? It is a busier pattern than she usually does 9she generally relies on the cut for the chaos, right?) but she might work this. Too dark for her coloring? (I know, why do I care?)

    I did not recognize Elisha Cuthbert and I really like her on that show. Why is that – because her hair is back?

  23. Dan1971 says:

    Heidi’s dress is doing opposite of what she had in mind. Instead of showing off her amazing body, it makes her look as though she has no waist and is very thick from breast down to her thighs.

  24. RN says:

    I never understood the appeal of Heidi as a model, but, then again, I’m of the Linda/Christy/Naomi/Cindy generation. However, when I first started watching Project Runway she seemed to have a decent sense of humour. But I stopped watching the show a year or so ago when she seemed to turn and light-hearted criticisms became mean, pointed digs.

    The rumour mill has gossip that she’s not quite the earth mother that she makes herself out to be. IDK, I try to focus on what I can objectively see. She’s soured for me as someone I want to watch. Oh, and no, that dress looks awful on her. The slit, the length, the cheap fabric and the squished boobs – all of it is awful.

  25. KellyinSeattle says:

    I thought Jordin and her boyfriend were Kim K. and Kayne.

  26. Bobby says:

    Does anyone else want to smack Jordin Sparks and her boyfriend? I hate PDA, nobody wants to see that s–t, I’m sorry.

  27. Amy says:

    Wow, interesting to see people starting to dislike Heidi, I always thought this website was pro-Heidi. I’ve always been annoyed by her and I couldn’t stand her married to Seal, since they would both gush our perfect their life was together. They were always showing up to events they had no business being at, like the Oscars, the Emmys. Case in point: what is Heidi doing here? She isn’t a singer, she just goes to be seen. Doesn’t she have 4 children to take care of now that she is a single mother? I guess the bodyguard is taking care of them…

  28. JudyK says:

    Re Heidi: Yeah, ridiculous and trashy.

  29. Joleenmean says:

    That dress doesn’t even show off her (Heidi Klum’s) figure to a flattering extent. Her boobs are squashed and she appears to have no waist.

    Elisha Cuthbert also appears to be dressing to flaunt her figure and is doing it right.

  30. Dredz says:

    Matching lacy pumps? Totally bad taste really!!!

  31. Chris says:

    I love Elisha Cuthbert – she is great in Happy Endings… it is actually an amazing ensemble cast! I wish it were more popular though as it will probably get cancelled as do all other awesome shows!

  32. Isa says:

    The next time Heidi critiques a contestant’s “taste level” on Project Runway, they should show her a collage of the outfits she has chosen to wear lately.

  33. Eileen says:

    OK-I have an Elisha Cuthbert face with out the chin. SOmeone please tell me HOW to do my makeup like this? highlighter, blush, eyes…ALL Of it!

  34. Kosmos says:

    Sorry, but I think Heidi looks GREAT in the gold lace dress and shoes. She can carry it off. Her dress is paired with elegant, pulled back hair and big earrings. She has the legs and looks to make this work!! So what if she and her bodyguard are together. They have a right to do whatever they want. I still like her and support her. About Jordin Sparks’ dress, below that, ouch! It’s way too busy for me, a poor choice. Lucy Hale and Elisha look great in their choices, too. Jordin’s is the only dress I would not go with.

  35. RobN says:

    The stench of desperation is never attractive and it’s all over Heidi.

  36. A Fan says:

    Even my penchant for gold can’t save this dress…

    It is just not flattering for her figure – which (although thin) is very boxy…this style accentuates her boxy shape.

    She’s working with such a physical and monetary advantage (not to mention her career in the fashion industry), there’s just no excuse for getting it so wrong.

  37. skinanny says:

    Heidi, get a new stylist! Or, maybe she is the next contestant on Dancing With The Stars! Looks like a costume to me…

  38. Janet says:

    Klum’s dress is horrid but I actually like her shoes. Cuthbert’s dress is gorgeous.

  39. OfficialBitch says:

    [Natural] Blondes don’t age well. Heidi is no exception. Thin skin and they love the SUN. They age terribly.
    I keep getting Heidi and Stacey Keilber (sp) mixed up.

  40. dorothy says:

    “Look at me, look at me!!” Everybody look at Heidi….now, go away Heidi.

  41. Really? says:

    Say what you will about Heidi, (and i’m no fan), but her legs are gorgeous, and those are hard to fake.

    Elisabeth looks fab, but was her chin always like that?