New ‘Star Trek Into Darkness’ trailer doesn’t have enough Benedict Cumberbatch

A few weeks ago, the teaser trailer for Star Trek Into Darkness dropped and IT ROCKED MY WORLD. The teaser was very, very heavy on the Benedict Cumberbatch, almost to the exclusion of the main characters of the Star Trek universe. It almost seemed like… Cumby is THE star of the film and all of the traditional characters are merely his supporting cast? Which would be fine with me, because the only reason I’m going to see STID is because of Cumby (my apologies to Zachary Quinto, John Cho, Chris Pine, et al – I don’t really give a crap about any of you).

Anyway, following the teaser trailer release, Cumby did a ton of “teaser” press – I mean, the movie doesn’t come out until May 2013, there was no need for Benedict to do 20 new interviews. But I guess the interviews were tied to The Hobbit (Cumby is in that) and how the first nine minutes of STID were released ahead of The Hobbit on some IMAX showings. What we ended up finding out is that Cumby is NOT playing Khan, which was heavily theorized. Cumby is playing a “terrorist” named John Harrison.

Well, now the full-length trailer for STID has been released. And it’s kind of… eh…? Like, the teaser was so full-on Cumby with the voiceover and it just seemed to be ALL ABOUT CUMBY, and this trailer makes me think that if I see this movie, I’m going to have to contend with a lot of whining from Chris Pine. Boooooo. Update: I just added a new trailer because the old one wasn’t working!

“Is there anything you would not do… for your family…?” I would send my mother up the river if I had a chance to have his voice on my thighs. For real. Sorry, Mom. Anyway, I like the idea of Cumby in some kind of glass cell (or whatever that was). I shall keep him in my all-glass sex dungeon and that way I can look at his strangely beautiful face whenever I want.

Photos courtesy of PR Photos.

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  1. Aix says:

    The producers are saying that the villain is bigger in this movie. And The Batch says it is a big role in a big film so yeah, there will be a lot of Cumby kicking that blue-eyed Chris Pine. WHICH IS AWESOME!

  2. Amelia says:

    Ah, phooey, the clip isn’t playing for me.
    But I think I saw it yesterday, Simon Pegg put it on his Twitter.
    So excited for STID. And the next Hobbit film. Next year will be the year of Sherlock and Watson.

  3. CharlotteS says:

    Why is Chekov in a red shirt!!?? It looks amazing.

  4. the original bellaluna says:

    I have fallen into inexplicable adoration of Zachary Quinto since the first season of AHS.

  5. booboocita says:

    I cannot WAIT for this film. It’s going to be AWESOME. My inner Trekkie is cackling madly.

  6. Miss Kiki says:

    I’m so excited for this film. the first one was amazing.

    Getting a Fassy and cumby post in the same day, CB you really are spoiling us.

  7. Mia 4S says:

    LOL! Oh Kaiser, with apologies to your mother you are amazing! I saw the nine minutes before the Hobbit and it looks fantastic! Same great chemistry with the characters, very funny, very exciting. This is my most anticipated summer movie by a huge margin!

    I must confess the character I’m terrified for isn’t Chekov, it’s Admiral Pike. It sounds like he is back being all mentor and surrogate fatherly…those type of characters never fare well in this genre. I hope I am wrong! *sob*

    • cumber says:

      ‘I would send my mother up the river if I had a chance to have his voice on my thighs. For real. Sorry, Mom.’

      Kaiser really crack me up this time 😀

  8. WOM says:

    While I do agree that the newer trailer was not Cumber-centric enough, I do love it. Bruce Greenwood’s voice is almost as sexy as Benedict’s.

  9. EscapedConvent says:

    Re: the headline for this post: “My Life doesn’t have enough Benedict Cumberbatch.” I will also be seeing this movie to gaze at leather-wearing ass-kicking Cumby.

    It’s too early to think much about it now, but I am concerned about a Cumby Stampede here on CB when the movie comes out.

  10. alons-y alonso says:

    Ah, my weekly dose of the Batch. Love it!

  11. Ana Maria says:

    …Kaiser, I love your Benedict Cumberbatch posts…”I would send my mother up the river if I had the chance to have his voice on my thighs. For real. Sorry Mom”hahahaha oh man, you made my day with that comment, and those are my feelings exactly; thanks for the love you show for Benedict Cumberbatch…

  12. Mouse says:

    I love Cumby and I’m a huge Trekkie, but speaking of The Hobbit….Cumby looks as insipid as water next to Richard Armitage (Thorin). MERCY, that man is the hottest piece I have ever seen. They both have super sexy voices though. Go watch North and South, he’s hotter than Colin Firth in Pride and Prejudice.