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Here are photos of Katie Holmes arriving for yet another performance of Broadway’s Dead Accounts at the Music Box Theater on Wednesday in Manhattan. She looks exhausted, right? Well, most Broadway performers are tired as hell as a rule. These actors have at least one performance each day of the week, and they usually double up on the weekends for matinees and evenings, and then one must account for makeup and autograph-signing time. Quite frankly (except for the paycheck, of course), it’s enough to make a girl wish she was back and enduring a quiet life in the Midwest.
But wait. This week’s Star magazine has created a most impressive instance of fan fiction with a tale that Katie might actually be very sleepy because she’s been up all night boning Tom Cruise for the past few evenings while he’s been in NYC promoting Jack Reacher. Excuse me for a moment while I — ahem — clear my throat.
According to Jezebel’s weekly tabloid roundup, Star duly penned a story (and I’ll update this on Friday if there are more details) about how Tom and Katie met in NYC to speak about Suri’s Christmas presents, and Katie reportedly felt a “a surge of emotion” when they met. Also, Katie supposedly “had to admit” that it felt good to be back in Tiny Tom’s arms. Of course, none of this makes sense for two very obvious reasons: (1) Katie divorced Tom and ran for her life; and (2) Tom is now supposedly dating Malin Akerman’s sister, Jennifer, who is the mystery blonde he was recently spotted dancing with in a Stockholm nightclub until 2:50am last week. Maybe.
Incidentally, Katie’s 34th birthday was Tuesday, and she and Suri were spotted out celebrating at a cupcake shop before Katie dutifully went in for her nightly Broadway shift. That is all she did that day, right? No birthday sex AT ALL. I simply refuse to believe that Katie has been gleefully boning Tom while he’s been in town for the past few days. This is not “the look of love,” right? GAHHHHH.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet
Written by Bedhead
Posted in Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise
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No. No. And, no.
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I agree. And besides, how would the mechanics of such an encounter work out?
I mean, “David Beckham for Armani Underwear” posters on every wall, lots and lots of $ci-slaves whispering Tommy’s praises in the background, auditing cans in weird places, dead aliens’ bodies…
You know, Katie was right in choosing Broadway: much less intricated coreographies and eventually you’ll get some satisfaction from your hard work.
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Lol
There is no way this is happening. Even if she was into it, he wouldn’t be.
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LMAO on “getting some satisfaction for your hard work”!!
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Seriously. She’s not going to make all that effort into “escaping his and Scientology’s clutches” and then go back to “sleeping” with him.
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thats exactly the self image tiny tom has.
a woman breaks up with him, they meet, she is all emtional because she is such a stupid chick to dump the bestest man EVA and he totally engages in heterosexual boning all night long because he is a women devouring bonemaster. she stopped counting her orgasms at number 52.
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Hilarious and it sums up Tom completely.
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This. Exactly.
Bravo.
(slow clap in admiration)
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More likely she’s losing sleep worrying about having her ex in such close proximity – ie: the same continent. She’s doing fine without him, but the Star must be having a slow news week. (Bet it’s the happiest birthday she’s had in years!)
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@amy – I have to add, the same world rather than the same continent. Doesn’t tiny tom inhabit another planet? Must be awful when he deigns to come to earth and honor Katie with his presence. God, he is such a freak.
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Yep… agree. No way I would ever believe this story…. ever, ever, ever.
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No, no, no a thousand times no! ( they say this expression in Mexican soap operas).
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Oh my, she looks like one of Jeff Warren’s cult brides in the first pic. Poor thing. Better get some rest.
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She does look tired, but she’s not performing every day of the week. Actor’s Equity requires one full day-off each week.
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Broadway performers always have Mondays off.
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Pfffffft.
Bitch, please.
The Co$ trying to expand into the gossipverse?
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Ha! I thought the same thing.
Since we all know, the last thing Tom is ever going to do… is be in the same room with the woman who punked his ass.
And smiles everyday, knowing she out smarted them all….
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Wasn’t there something in CoS where you can’t look at Tom because women fall instantly in love with him? (Gag!)
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Wasn’t there something in CoS where you can’t look at Tom because women fall instantly in love with him? (Gag!)
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If this is true, I plan on being sick all weekend long. By sick, I mean heaving, puking ill.
There is NO. WAY. this could be true. Katie’s too smart, has lost too much to Tommygirl and COS. Just NO.
Plus, Martin Holmes would probably kidnap his daughter and throw her to a cult deprogrammer, stat.
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@ Veruca
When Tiny Tom’s birthday party was thrown on CO$ barge of doom the ‘Freewinds,’ Overlord MissCabbage ordered no female SeaOrgs/staff were to interact with Cruise, because they would fall madly in love with him and his high heels.
There are some quotes from a witness in this dlisted article:
http://www.dlisted.com/2011/12/01/all-ladies-fall-love-tommy?page=2
And here is some footage from nautical hell:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKpgPiimw0w
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This is interesting: According to Anonymous, the ‘Slavewinds’ is chalk full of Asbestos that MissCabbage believes isn’t toxic.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Lfy8ig3sXQ
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Saying that she’s “back in his arms” implies that she’s been there before…
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@poppy – Best laugh of the day!
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If he doesn’t see Suri, why would he see Katie?
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Has he even seen Suri? How can he be in NYC and not even see her. Hmm!
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BS.
I think TC blames Katie for ruining his image by leaving him. His pride wouldn’t allow her to come back, even if she wanted to.
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This. I do think deep down he wants her back. But Tom is a strictly professional image and ego comes first sort of guy.
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The kind of ego that is never satisfied and slurps up souls, spits em out like phlegm and on to the next one…I wonder if Leo could be like this as well as he never has a gf stick around for too long.
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Tom’s god is Lord Public Image. He barely even knows who he really is or what he believes in, he’s too busy worshiping public opinion.
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Complete and utter BS.
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There is rumor going around that TC is hooking up with Maline Ackerman’ sister Jeniffer. If true it means he is switching to very unattractive girls…
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if it was true.. and no it isn’t.
but that would be the best gossip ever..LOL
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It’s not even sort of believable. Nice try Tom. But no. Just no. And ewwww.
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Based on how everything went down, I don’t think so. Katie cut and run, and by the looks of it, she got the kid too. Tom barely put up a fight. Something weird happened. Something so weird Tom didn’t even bother fighting her. No way Katie is going to go back, even if it’s just familiar sex with an ex.
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Moobs.
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There are third and fourth very obvious reasons why this isn’t true. TOM CRUISE DOESN’T SLEEP WITH WOMEN. AND HE’S A SCIENTOLO-SOCIOPATH. Even if a woman feels a surge of emotion (which, I mean, NO), there is no way in hell he does. And he certainly wouldn’t sleep with a chick because she was feeling emotional, unless there was something else in it for him, because he’s certainly not in it for the love or lust.
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^ This right here is true
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If she is boning Tom, it could only be because he controls her – because he’s a Thetan. (*hysterical laughter*)
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I highly doubt she was sleeping with him when they were married – no way she’s doing it now.
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Whoops, I said basically the same as you below.
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Do you think they wash her hair once she gets to the theater? Eeesh.
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Full disclosure I am Black that being said I don’t get these comments that Katie,Kstew… needs to wash their hair.Do you see dirt in their hair?.How do you now she didn’t wash her hair? Personally I can’t look at a pic and know if a person washed their hair that day unless I can see objects like lint in hair.BTW I wash my hair twice a week unless there I are noticeable objects in my hair
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Her hair looks really flat, plus the top of it reads oily to me. Clean hair looks full and fluffy; dirty hair tends to look flat and separates more. It can also look a little shinier because the oils reflect light, but it isn’t the same pretty-shiny as clean hair.
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@Kim- I am white and I hate washing my hair! I actually wash my hair 2 or 3 times per week too. By the third day without washing, the top is oily and the bottom is dried out, so it’s time to wash and condition. Kristen Stewart has visibly oily hair and she flips it around so you can see that it’s kind of chunking up instead of swinging freely from her head, which could be avoided if she put it up or something. In these pics, I think Katie’s hair looks clean, just like she didn’t blow dry it so it’s flat.
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god damn i know! she looks rough….
although…it freaked me out a bit looking at the last few pics because it looks like she’s trying to tone down her iconic ‘smirk’ look, she LOOKS like she’s either been scrubbing floors clean all night OR gleefully bouncing up and down all night (ah-hem….wink), rolled out of bed onto the floor once the alarm clock went off after 14 min of sleep ..
…and this is what we get.
BUT, in my heart of hearts, NO NO NO way did she ‘touch’ cruise, NO. Not my Katie…who brought me so much hope this summer.
but seriously girl, come on, MAKE SOME EFFORT before you walk out the DOOR!
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I’m basing this off nothing but a vague memory of having read something once… maybe she is supposed to come with clean hair (not styled) and no make up so they can do that before a performance? If, in fact, that was her destination?
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@akua
I think you are on the right track… and even if it isn’t requested that she show up that way, they are going to do her hair and make up for the show either way. Why bother getting ready… to get ready? LOL
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They were together a long time and have a child together – I would be more surprised if they didn’t have feelings for each other still.
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Have they slept together ever?
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Let’s make this clear:
Tom is not into women.
Tom is not into men.
Tom is not into sex.
Tom is not into mankind.
Tom is into TOM.
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^THIS
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+100
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She is probably sans makeup on her way to work, so they can make her up there.
A girl is caught without makeup, and suddenly she’s tired and boning her ex. Whaaa? That’s a stretch.
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Agreed
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Exactly! Not to mention that she has a young daughter who may have been up in the night for some reason or other.
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PLEEEEEAAAASSSSSSEEE!
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I LOL’d at this story. Has CO$ written all over it.
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I don’t believe this rubbish for a second. Katie is far too intelligent (and now well-informed) to turn back to Tom. As for looking tired … that’s because she’s working hard and being a full-time mother.
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She need to wash her hair, and sans fard she still looks better than Mila-sexiest woman alive-Kunis, her skin looks better.
This story is totally BS.
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I am just as pretty as she is in these pics. My self esteem is soaring. LOL.
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Like hell.
It’s just absurd, let Katie enjoy her fredoom without putting Tom in the picture. ugh
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Yeah, I’m in the camp that they probably never/rarely did while married, so I highly doubt it now!
Nice try by Tom’s PR team, but they need to throw something out there that has a shred of believability.
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I doubt they slept together when married. Why would they start now?
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Just disbelief.
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She secretly planned how she was going to leave this dude, but will still sleep with him…not buying it!
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Yakety yak-yak.. I got all these movies and fabulous plans.. never shuts up.. mee.. I am great.. superman.. yakety yak yak.. you happy doing your quaint little show? HAHAHAH?
No Katie.. don’t throw the magnum champagne bottle at him..
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“I was so wrong. I’ve missed you,” she whispers into the small space between them, her hands lightly caressing his soft moobies…
….wrote Tom Cruise in his diary as he watched the surveillance video of his ex-wife.
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I’m just glad Katie is able to do the things she’s always wanted to do without asking for approval of Tom or his minions.
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Doesn’t this story imply that Tiny actually has sex? Hahahahahahaha. Yeah, I’m not buying that. At all.
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I’m sure she did feel a surge of emotion – revulsion.
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…yes, probably accompanied by fear. Revulsion + fear = Horny???
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Yea right. I highly doubt they were even sleeping together when they were married. You could just look at them and tell that the only intimacy they ever shared was a forced over the top fake one from Tom. I bet she barely even sees him in person and only talks about Suri when they do.
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I don’t even think she looks tired. She’s probably just not wearing ANY makeup.
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She looks tired, but she doesn’t have that awful drugged-out look she used to have when she was with Cult-Boy.
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straight to bed?
i thought they don’t forgive trespasses that easily (even those who have seen the error of their ways and return to the light). wasn’t there tons and tons of articles about how they’re supposed to do hard labor in a desert somewhere, before they’re accepted back into the fold.
i’d think that doing what katie did to such a high profile figure would definitely warrant more than a slap on the wrist in bed.
or is tom that forgiving?
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Raise your hand if you think they EVER slept together. I sure don’t.
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Forget these lies, I wonder if he has seen Suri. I’m intereseted from the CO$ POV how they are going to handle this SP situation.
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My guess is he will be able to see her on the QT, but only without press coverage so the cult members who have been isolated from their families due disconnect won’t get peeved and start asking questions…
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+1
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She hasn’t looked right sine about a month into her marriage. Seriously, since then she has looked worn out and old. He and Xenu took turns sucking the youth right out of her. For sure, Cruise didn’t suck anything else out of her!
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EEEWWWWW
And Tiny Tom would never give the time of day to anyone who did something against his wishes, bucked his authority, or humiliated him. I doubt he can even tolerate talking to her (like Nicole, or Nazanin after she couldn’t understand what the high priest demon midget was saying). I seriously believe he has an assistant or lawyer acting as a go-between for direct communication with Katie. Apparently his lawyers informed Kidman that he was divorcing her. He wouldn’t even tell her. He freaks out at interviewers and reporters just for saying things he doesn’t like.
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Is he wearing lipstick?
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How much do you want to bet this story was planted by the CO$ crazies?
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well, one thing’s for sure- TinyTom wears more makeup than she does.
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Over winter break, I am going to do a day trip to NYC. And it is my MISSION to spot Katie or Suri or maybe Amanda Bynes….
I MUST spot one of these celebs!
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I mean, how could you live in NYC and NOT go celeb-spotting everyday?! LOL
If I lived there–and I never would btw, because I refuse to spend $1600 a month to live in a closet just so I could have the “NYC lifestyle”–my hobby would be celeb-spotting, much like bird-watching. LOL
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Most accounts of Katie Holmes’ personality/behavior are that she’s snobbish or rude or entitled I thought? So why does she go about looking like a slob? Such an entitled rich snobby b!tch should not leave her home without full makeup and hair! And she mustn’t be spotted in the same outfit twice! The horror!
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GREETINGS THETAN!!!
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Ha… okay. Please provide the source of said ‘accounts’. Oh, and no… brainwashed cult members do not count as sources.
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Kirstie!…Is that you?! Heyyyy, girl
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Sorry, I usually read that she’s a b!tch IRL LOL
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And by “slob” I mean “like a normal woman” of course. LOL
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here’s what I want to know: Does Tom Cruise wear a bullet proof vest underneath his clothes when he’s in public? He’s ALWAYS in a sweater over an oxford shirt and it’s ALWAYS lumpy and looks like he’s concealing something. A truss maybe?
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I have a different hair color than Katie, but aside from that, this is kind of how my hair looks if I wash it and just let it air dry. No, not a great look on me either… but it isn’t dirty.
Seems like a logical way to go to work if you are going to have your hair and make up done for a show?
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I am sorry but KATIE LOOKS HORRIBLE …..at least when she was with him she always looked great … She looks horrid … She needs a hair cut badly and some new clothes … wearing the same bag and shoes everyday is insane …. Tom and her look the same age and he is 16 years her senior …. YIKES …
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she doesn’t use his plastic surgeon. she doesn’t look old, just pale w/o makeup. no way does she look his age.
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Sleeping with him? Hasn’t she just been bearding for him all these years?
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Why should she get all dolled up before going into the make up room and dressing room at the theater? I think Katie is beautiful but she does use her hair as a shield to paparazzi. If I had those guys stalking my every move I would use my long hair to my advantage too!
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Seeing as how I don’t believe these two slept together when they were “married”, I hardly believe they are sleeping together now.
Katie looks like shit – - how is this a news story? Seems like just another day to me.
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