Selena Gomez dumped The Bieb in the exact same way Swifty dumped Harry

Last month, I just got to the point where I stopped caring about Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber and whether they were together or broken up or somewhere in between. They broke up and got back together A LOT, which is totally typical for kids their age, but it just got exhausting and I got bored when they didn’t follow the expected pattern of many high-profile splits, which would be: a definitive split, a public confirmation of the split, dueling photo-ops from both parties, followed by lots and lots of details from “sources” about what went wrong. I have no problem believing that Justin cheated on Selena – a lot. I believe he was and is a needy, self-absorbed brat and that Selena had her hands full. I also think Selena was being told that she needed his for her career.

Anyway, Us Weekly’s sources are now saying the split has gone down again, and this time is FOR REAL and it’s the final split. They say it went down over the New Year’s holiday, and that Selena cut the trip off to fly home after a few days, which is apparently exactly what happened between Taylor Swift and Harry Styles too. This “final” split is apparently why Justin has been “acting out” by smoking a doob.

No wonder Justin Bieber has been acting out: Days before the pop star, 18, was caught smoking pot in shocking TMZ photos, he and girlfriend Selena Gomez have parted ways yet again — this time for good, multiple sources tell the new Us Weekly, out now.

Although Bieber and the singer-actress, 20, journeyed to Puerta Vallarta, Mexico for a New Year’s trip, their happy holiday was cut short when Gomez abruptly flew home to Los Angeles on Dec. 30. “They had another huge fight, and Selena won’t forgive him,” an insider tells Us Weekly of the perpetually on-again, off-again pair.

It certainly seems final this time — with Gomez spending New Year’s Eve at an L.A. house party with pals, while Bieber rang in 2013 with rapper pal Lil Twist at L.A. club Couture, where he flirted with various girls. “He’s been really down about the breakup,” a source admits.

Citing Bieber’s “bad influence,” another pal insists: “Selena is done with him.” For more details on the breakup, pick up the new issue of Us Weekly, on stands Friday.

[From Us Weekly]

Well… whatever. I hope this one sticks, for our collective sanity. Do you think it’s interesting that BFFs Taylor and Selena dumped their boyfriends in exactly the same way in the exact same time frame? On holiday for NYE, leaving a tropical vacation in a huff to fly home with a declaration of “IT’S SO OVER!” I wonder if Swifty and Selena planned it.

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  1. HotPockets says:

    It was so planned, so now they can collaborate on a new, pop breakup anthem.

    Seriously though, I hope Selena dumped Justin for good, I shouldn’t even care, but the Biebs makes me want to gouge out my eyes. How could anyone want to date him, despite all of his money?

  2. Abby says:

    Trying SO hard to care.

    Good for Selena.

  3. Dhavynia says:

    Jesus! Can he look more like a girl or what?
    He looks more pretty than other girls his age
    He’s such a douche, she can do better

  4. Ray says:

    Maybe her and swift are secret lovers. I choice to believe it lol

  5. capepopsie says:

    He looks like he´s full of himself, I don´t know, but it probably is difficult growing up with so much fame and money around as he´s got. I think it takes a lot of determination not to become a jerk in some way or other. That goes for her as well.

  6. smartyparty says:

    Maybe they did not plan it, but maybe one flew the coup and then called the other, who said “you know what? I’m kinda pissed at my baby boyfriend, too! I’m outta here!”

    Hopefully they will get together and discuss the fact that they should NEVER date 18 year olds again. What woman wants to be with an 18 year old boy?! Bizarre.

    • Hakura says:

      @Smartyparty – “What woman wants to be with an 18 year old boy?!

      Maybe Demi Moore? Or Madonna, they’ve both been known to cradle-snatch. they go for much younger men to feel ‘young’ themselves. They both would grab him, if not for anything but publicity.

  7. mar says:

    they make it sound like smoking weed was a factor in all of this. People forget that Justin is Canadian and pot smoking is legal there. Im also sure Selena is not squeaky clean, remember she hung out with Demi L. a lot.

    • Erinn says:

      What the heck Canada are you thinking of? Haha, I have numerous friends that have been stopped by the cops and got caught for possession.

    • Janet says:

      smoking weed is NOT legal in Canada…

      • Anon says:

        I am from Canada and in my town you can be found with up to a certain amount of pot on you without being charged (it is a very small amount).

        However, you can not be caught driving high, buying pot or selling pot of any amount.

      • Meredith says:

        I’m a criminal lawyer in Canada and believe me when I tell you smoking pot is illegal. The punishment for “minor” possession (under 30 grams) is usually a fine especially if it’s your 1st charge. But you still have to go to court and parade in front of people who know your mother while a court clerk reads out your “possession” charge. Not so much fun really.

    • Jaded says:

      It’s legal for certain medical conditions, and cops generally look the other way if they find you with a small amount in your possession, but get caught with a baggie full, or dealing it or smoking it somewhere public and you WILL get busted.

    • lori says:

      not legal here my friend. We have a lower age to drink alcohol but that’s it.

      • cynicalsmirk says:

        I believe personal possession of a certain amount is no longer a criminal offense but a misdemeanor. Possession of more than that amount shows intent to sell, which is still a criminal charge. A person is not allowed to run around in public sucking on a joint, though.

      • mar says:

        well 3 of my cousins went to college in Montreal and they told me everyone smokes it all the time and nobody gets arrested, so I assumed it was legal to have personal. The police must be very chill about it then!

      • Hakura says:

        @Lori – Slightly off the topic of weed, the whole alcohol age limit here in the US is ridiculous. You turn 18, are declared an adult, have adult responsibilities, but you can’t drink? You’re an adult in every other respect, so I really don’t agree with the age limit (here in the US).

    • Jay Elle says:

      I don’t know what any of you are talking about. We don’t even have “misdemeanors” here in Canada. Pot is NOT legal. It was decriminalized for a VERY short period of time a while back. You are NOT allowed to have any in your posession and you CAN be charged with it, even the smallest amount. It all boils down to the discretion of the police officer– whether they want to waste their own time charging you with it. In NO area in the Canadian Criminal Code is having or smoking pot LEGAL…. just to clear that up!! lol

    • LeeLoo says:

      Pot smoking is not legal in Canada. I lived in BC for 3 years and while marijuana use is widely accepted, it has not been legalized or even decriminalized. There’s been a huge debate in Federal Parliament about it from time to time but I don’t see any changes happening until the current parliament dissolves and there’s a new prime minister.

      However, the attitude of using marijuana is very accepting, at least in BC. There are hash bars and people will sell it but in a sort of U.S. prohibition speakeasy way. The police force in the Fraser Valley are quite lax about it. Law enforcement is different in Canada so it is not to their benefit to bust someone in possession of a small amount of marijuana. I saw more people get busted for being stupid under the influence of beer than possession of weed up there.

  8. Incredulous says:

    *Crosses fingers for Bieber and Lohan*

    Oh how I would laugh.

  9. fabgrrl says:

    Maybe…Selena is supposed to date Harry Styles now? They needed to get the break-ups coordinated.

  10. Eileen says:

    Yuck-beibs looks and is built like a young girl!

  11. Eleonor says:

    Mama mia! Here we go again.

  12. EmmaStoneWannabe says:

    Well, good for both girls. They are both too good for the guys they were dating and are much better off now. Looks like they need to strategize for future guys to date. Some filters to consider:
    1. Must be their age or older
    2. Must be masculine in looks and behavior
    3. Not some self-absorbed, ego-inflated, dbag poptart
    4. Looking to be in a committed, monogamous relationship with a woman

    ..Somewhere to start I think.

  13. JL says:

    Little dude just gives off a gay Eddie Haskell vibe to me, i.e. totally and completely fake.

  14. gg says:

    Okay, I see now. This is so typical of females. They compare notes and say they won’t put up with this or that, get hypersensitized, and then urge each other on to dump their boyfriends and then get together and do a little mental testicle slicing and high-fiving.

    I know this because I’ve done it myself.

  15. Hahahahaha says:

    Where are these kids there parents?In a few years we’ll be hearing them cpomplain about Showbizz, while NOW NOBODY’s STEPPING UP..sad sad sad.

  16. skuddles says:

    Well good for her. Why hitch your cart to a feeble little jackass when there are so many respectable steeds (and studs) out there to choose from?

    That last pic with her in the silver dress cracks me up. It looks like she’s chaperoning her goofy little brother.

  17. Madriani's Girl says:

    Excuse me but this stupid little d-bag is 18. Why is he being allowed in a club???

  18. lylaooo says:

    the only think i can´t understand is all the girls cutting herself because of these guy!!! cheesseess christ..!! and they are using the #weedruinsmusic !! hahahhahaa of course the beiber is a genius hahahaa

  19. lucy2 says:

    I feel like someday she is going to look back and be so embarrassed that she dated him.

  20. scarlett says:

    This breakup is like trying to flip over a coke machine. You have to rock it a few times before it turns completely over. Oh Selena, I’m getting second hand embarrassment just thinking about the moment five years from now when you ask yourself “WTF was I thinking?”

  21. G says:

    This is so high school to me I just can’t BUT a couple things.

    1. HIGHLY doubtful that was his first doob.

    2. Am I the only one that thought he needed her not the other way around?

  22. Dee Cee says:

    Beiber is playing the sincere nice guy.. but is growing up to be a cruel and heartless human.. He is in charge of his life.. and he has no idea what he is doing.. but he will do whatever he likes at that moment because he can afford it and has allies to aid him.. and he will deny,.. lie and blame others if you catch him and find fault with his actions and deeds..

  23. the original bellaluna says:

    Interesting how first the doob smoking “never happened,” then was Lil Twist’s “bad influence” (after the pix surfaced), but now it’s “due to a bad break-up” with Selena.

    Story straight much? Or just gonna keep flinging things at the wall ’til something sticks?

  24. Nina says:

    The Biebs made her look butch. She deserves a real man.

  25. KellyinSeattle says:

    Well, technically they’re adults, but they act like adolescents.

  26. meh says:

    Biebz has never looked more like a lesbian to me than in that last pic with his hair slicked to the side.

  27. Leah May says:

    I think Selena is just as much a brat as beaver. they got on my everlasting nerves, and even my 8 year old is tired of them. she wanted a much needed career lift, and he thought he was in love. then he got more famous and hoochies lining up left and right- how could he not cheat? isn’t he 18? and please, dont think for a second she wasn’t sampling other older, more mature wines out there.. time for wizard girl to dissappear and boost her career on her own. and please be done for good this time!