Poor Kristen Stewart! Girl didn’t get an Oscar nomination for On the Road. And now we all must weep sparkly tears for her! Ha, did anyone really think that she would or could get an Oscar nomination for On the Road, especially after the year she just had? NO. Chica couldn’t even wrangle a Golden Globe nomination, and they were handing those things out like candy. But don’t cry for K-Stew! She has her sparkly boyfriend, and according to Star Magazine/Hollywood Life, their sparkly sex life is totally amazing. The “sparkles” are from the light hitting the shiny handcuffs!!
Kristen Stewart wants to please Robert Pattinson! The Twilight stars are reportedly totally freaky now that they’re back together and they don’t hold back in the bedroom. A new report from Star claims that Rob and Kristen enjoy buying blindfolds, feathers and handcuffs to use in the bedroom.
Emotions were running high when Kristen cheated on Rob with Snow White and the Huntsman director Rupert Sanders. But now that these two have worked things out, Kristen is doing everything she can to “please” Rob, according to this new report.
The report claims they have having sex up to seven times a day.
“They have a very active sex life,” a source tells the magazine. “And like handcuffs, blindfolds, and feathers.” The source goes on to claim that they “regularly” buy dvd’s, costumes and props at The Pleasure Chest in West Hollywood.
We told you they were spotted holding hands on New Year’s Eve while dining at Mestizo restaurant. Also, they are reportedly looking for a place to live in London: “They decided to base themselves in Richmond, South-West London, so Rob can be close to his parents’ home in Barnes,” a source says. “Rob knows the area as he attended Tower House, a prep school near Richmond Park. So his dad Richard put him in touch with an estate agent who lined up appointments.”
This is super-personal (although I swear it isn’t about me), but I have a story: I had a really good dude friend who lost his virginity when we were in college, and while he knew a lot of the technical stuff about sex, there were some gaps in his education, obviously, and the girl he was with didn’t help matters that much. My dude friend once confessed that they had sex 10 times in one night… and he said it like it was completely normal, like that’s what everyone does. I had to explain to him that no, 10 times in one night is not normal, and that his girlfriend might actually be kind of sore and over it. What I didn’t tell him is the NUMBER of times you do it is not actually the best way to judge the quality of the sex, you know? As for Sparkles and Kristen’s blindfolds and handcuffs, etc… well, whatever floats their sparkly boat. This story just seems like more 50 Shades fan-fiction though.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
LOL
No.
You are subtitling the last picture taken as they are being told about the title of this post, right ?
He says “what ???”
She says “haha, no way
(like, if only, because she is so hardcore)”
Seriously, look at them. They have the chemistry of an old married couple that can’t stand each other anymore.
There’s a reason why she walked out once. It’s just sad the method she chose. She could’ve been an adult about it and just break up and move on. Now she hurt his ego and is planting lame stories so people stop wondering when she’s going to cheat again. This reeks of overcompensation.
Does it start with a session of heavy armpit licking?
With each other?
ha, that’s what I thought.
Who’s pitching and who’s catching???
Ha!
HA!!!
Ha!
Nicely done, Eve 🙂
Eve, that is the comment of the day. Thank you, and well done!
MTE. lol!
LOL
My thoughts exactly! 🙂
During my college years I had a boyfriend who was able to have sex for HOURS, not joking. Even if it was beautiful, and he was really good, at a certain point I was tired: you know I can’t spend my days having sex all the time, I have a life, I have a work, I want to see friends!
And for the record: these two don’t have chemistry, so I think this story is bs.
I would rather have sex 11 times in one night (and I have) than have one session last for HOURS on end. In fact, I actually hate that-pet peeve of mine.
I’m not the type to keep my mouths shut if sex is starting to feel uncomfortable so I’ve had to tell guys to wrap it up before.
I don’t see KStew as the type to wear elaborate costumes to please her man-this is the girl that barely showers and wears stained t-shirts. Story is BS.
Kitten, you are my new hero. The most I’ve managed in one night is 5, and I was exhausted. You should write a self-help book!
Personal record of 9.
God, I still miss that man! 😀
Personal record of 8. God bless my boyfriend. 🙂
Sex shouldn’t be judged by how many times you’ve managed to have it, but by how many orgasms you managed to have 😜
Clap to all the women with endurance! I thought I was weird when in the 90’s my husband and I had sex 12 times in 8 hours. He and I loved sex; however he even had to say “give” as it was beginning to hurt him.
It’s a pity that the marriage didn’t last for more than seven years.
Wow I don’t think I’ve done it more than twice. We usually just pass out after.
I need to get laid so bad. I’ve probably done it maybe twice in one night! :\
If they stop having sex, then they’ll have to find something to talk about.
Haha
… and think….
They have chemistry enough to talk for the rest of their married, horny lives! Have you ever taken the time to look at them? They are made for each other! I don’t understand women like you! We all should stick up for one another after all she probably could be your daughter.
Doubtful.
I think we would have Pap photos of them outside The Pleasure Chest if that’s true. If they do buy a lot of sex toys, they probably order them online. That’s what I’d do if I were famous.
HA!
Hopefully they don’t videotape this. Her vibe of hygiene is getting closer to Kesha’s.
i bet this is the only way he’s able to know where she is and whom she’s banging at any given point.
Exactly what I thought, too, Agnes! If he’s having sex with her, then she isn’t out having sex with some director. I wonder if she puts a blindfold on him so that she can imagine him more easily as someone else? Or he needs the blindfold so that he won’t have to look at her? hmmm
I…didn’t need to know this. Urgh.
I’d believe that, if they weren’t two of the most boring people in the world.
Sorry Amanda..if they were boring, nothing would ever be written about them.
Their publicist feeds these stories. There are actors who never appear in tabloids and that is their choice.
Since when fanfic being shoved down our throats by publicists means popularity?
Get real! Her publicists didn’t feed this ridiculous story to the press. More like the press is making up sh*t because Rob and Kristen have been laying low since Breaking Dawn 2 promo wrapped.
because no one cares anymore, having their faces on lame tabloids is the only way for them to stay relevant, get real, it’s over.
So I guess Rob can drop out of his 5-6 movies this year, since he is over per Katie, and the only way for him to stay relevant is ridiculous tabloid articles. Better let him know that, since he has repeatedly expressed how damaging tabloids are for the real acting career that he is attempting to build.
Those projects won’t ever see the light of day and also Rob is the biggest phony. Why do you believe what he says? he has shown you time and time again what a big famewhore he is. He loves the spotlight, why else would he sell his soul and pretend to be a couple with that trampire. He loves it that everybody talks about him, so Katie is right, their only way of staying relevant is by their people feeding stories to the press. Wake up!
Ok Gorda, enjoy that fit you just had. I will enjoy watching Rob’s many future movies.
No on this one.
She looks and acts like she would be a limp noodle in bed – she has no sex-appeal at all.
Sounds like she’s angling to get that role in 50 shades of whatever. More dumb PR stuff from her people.
^That.
Sounds like team Kristen wanted some news out on Oscar Nomination day to distract from the fact that her campaign amounted to nothing (I think the role was meant to solidify that she is a serious actress,instead of her and her fans just telling us) and also to bolster her “sexy” new image. Even if you don’t believe it you had to image the Stewster having sex (with not Rupert)which is a step in the right direction as far as her PR is concerned.
Kristen got a lot of good reviews for her role in On the Road. Robert got a lot of great reviews for his role in Cosmopolis. These indies help them to establish crediblity as actors. They don’t need awards. Besides a lot of actor receive Oscars and are never heard from again. Oscars do not guarantee that you will have a career.
They both got nominated for worst actress and actor at the razzies actually
@kay. It’s true actors don’t NEED an Oscar but I think Kristin was angling for serious critical recognition at the end of the year to push her forward following Coppergate. Fair or not, even the title ‘Oscar nominated’ holds a lot of weight and the perfect reply to the hate that is (arguably deservedly) thrown her way. Public perception of her would undoubtedly shift because automatically she would be recognized as talented.In addition, the roles that she wants to go after at this point would be roles that place her against Jennifer Lawrence (twice nominated now), Carey Mulligan (BAFTA winner, SAG and Oscar nominated), Mia (SAG nominated) etc. Awards aren’t just trinkets they’re bargaining tools so if she can’t prove to make money away from a franchise and after the scandal she is going to (does) want a trinket…also Rob did zero campaigning so clearly their situations are different. Robert was the lead in a film, Kristen is supporting or more aptly featured actress in all fairness, again different ballgame.
ARMORY: Fifty Shades of Whatever sounds like a great comedy/spoof vehicle for KS. Lots of bondage scenes filled with yawns and eyeball rolling.
Sounds like they’re trying to test public reaction to casting them in the 50 Shades movie.
This is true as is true that John Travolta sleeps with women.
Haha
If they do it seven times a day, it probably lasts ten minutes every time!
They inspired 50 Shades, it was a Twilight fanfic, but the characters described were not like Stephenie’s Edward and Bella, they were Rob and Kristen. Anyway, I think the author of this piece was reading too much 50 Shades, not Rob and Kristen.
And 7 times a day? She must be using Charmin, because that sounds painful. Ow.
What would everyone’s reactions be if they did cast those two as the leads in an NC-17 movie? I would be very disturbed as a large number of their fans are teens and preteens, and they’d want to see the story ‘continue’.
Seven times a day? Geeze, who would want to have sex that much? I mean, don’t get me wrong, I enjoy sex as much as the next person but that seems awfully excessive. I don’t believe it.
I agree. Seven times a day sounds dreadful. One round of (good) sex gets me through an entire weekend.
Sex: You two are doing it wrong
Quantity does not quality make, Zelda.
I would be walking weird the next day, for sure.
ha ha, I wanna know who was in charge of counting that? and since they are using blindfolds are they sure it’s with each other?
totally unrelated, in that photo with the heavy eye shadow she reminds me of the Muppet Fozzie Bear “Wa-Ka Wa-Ka”
LOL now I can’t get the “Waka waka” out of my head
I will pull an Oedipus moment if a video of these two potheads having sex ever leaks!
No armpits licking?
Ah yes, the old “Girl with a Teflon Vagina” sell. Not buying it, KStew. You would be a dead fish in the sack with Pattinson. Dakota Fanning on the other hand…
I kid, I kid! I don’t know which sex she prefers, but I always assumed “none at all” was as good a guess as any for her. No one wants to hump a miserable c_nt like that.
“Girl with a Teflon Vagina”
HA!
…..and they would know this how?
This story makes me giggle snort.
Orly, the story made me roll my eyes, but the comments from our peanut gallery (yours included) made me giggle snort. Loudly. At work. Oops.
That’s usually the response to a story that starts with “according to Star/Hollywood Life”. They get high marks for creativity, anyway.
Hi dear Orly!
I also wonder who counted 🙂
I don’t believe a word of this. They look like a couple of cold fish.
Now I can’t stop thinking about this. 7 times a day of him trying to avoid eye contact as she stares into the side of his head with that dead pan face *shudder*
And on that 7 times a day crap, who has that kind of time?! Man, you’d think you’d have stuff to do in a day.
4 years strong with Robert plus cheating on her part and he still loves her, forgives her and is house hunting with her in his native England with the help of his parents who obviously have forgiven her as well! She’s only 22 and has plenty of years to win acting awards But for now, she has the biggest reward of all…a gorgeous, sweet, talented guy who loves her unconditionally and doesn’t give a f**k what anyone thinks or says.
Bahahaha!
LOL!!!!
Awwwwww, Michele.
Hey, what can I say, I’m a romantic at heart who loves to see a good romance like theirs survive the bad times only to emerge stronger and more in love than ever! ;D
Oh Michele. Your continued devotion is strangley sweet, albeit a bit over the top.
When they finally have a baby (you know, to fill the house they are hunting for) I hope they name it Michele, after you. You deserve the nod.
awwww shucks, they don’t have to name any of their children after me. I’m just an eternal optimist who looks for good in others, that’s all. 🙂
Delusions of grandeur, or delusions of a desperate Twihard. Ah it’s the same.
Um. I’m not a Twihard. I’m a fan of both, but not so much a big fan of the saga. I much prefer their individual movies, actually. So what’s your point?
I believe her point was that you’re delusional. Or, she thinks you are.
Why am I delusional? Because I see a couple who weathered a very nasty storm last summer but were able to pick up the broken pieces and get back together again? David Letterman cheated on his wife, admitted his guilt and just recently said his marriage is stronger than ever. David Beckham cheated on Victoria…4 kids later, they’re still happily married. Some couples, not all, do emerge from infidelity stronger and more in love with their partners in the aftermath. Rob didn’t kick Kristen to the curb. They just spent a very un-PR, quiet New Years in the English countryside with their closest friends.
How is that delusional?
Let’s see if we can say the same of liberty’s marriage, if she can get past the fact that her husband cheated on her with a talentless, expressionless girl who can’t get a proper job without having to open her legs, not that she’s complaining anyway.
Well, seeing as Liberty and Rupert are still married after the scandal, it appears all people directly involved have decided that their relationships were important enough to them to not throw the towel in.
Girl, you have no idea how a relationship is supposed to work and if you’re basing your opinions on hollywood couples, you’re in for a rude awakening.
Aw, don’t be too hard on Michele. I THINK I used to be like that years ago. I remember my ex-husband saying to me one time, “You think everyone is sooooo nice. You’re going to get raped one day”. Not that THAT has anything specifically to do with Michele!!!! I am just saying that obviously life hasn’t killed, or drastically rearranged, her dream, yet.
Michele you know the house hunting story came from “The mirror” which is as reliable as star magazine right? And his parents? lmao you believe everything thats made up. You also think they will be together Forever like Edward and Bella right??? LMFAO
Where did I ever say they will be together forever like Bella and Edward? YOUR words, not mine. Rob and Kristen are together now. Who knows what will happen down the road. But that can be said of anyone in a relationship. There are no guarantees. If they were able to survive a big mess like Kristen’s cheating, they obviously have a very strong relationship and special bond. We’ll see.
Twicrap fanfics worsen increasingly
you snort too much unicorn farts, imo
These stories are written with people like Michele in mind. Like her, there’s thousands. And the livelyhood of many depends on them.
Honey, you don’t know these two. Stop idealizing celebrities.
Annie, don’t forget that you don’t know them either. I bet it hasn’t occurred to you that YOU may be wrong in your interpretation of their relationship.
After lurking on this site for awhile I’ve come to believe that Michele and Anname must lead very boring lives indeed to not only believe these ridiculous stories but to live vicariously through these two dopey morons.
I’m not the one obsessing over a young actress I hate. I would be bored to tears slinging insults at a young movie star who has never done anything to me. What satisfaction would come from deliberately insulting a stranger who has never wronged me? I like Kristen and Rob. I wish them only the best.
Zelda, your comment is nonsensical. We have differing opinions, yet we are both here, reading and posting. I don’t know how we are somehow leading more boring lives than you, simply because we choose to believe a more positive version of people/events than you. If anything, we probably lead happier lives than you because we are not quite so cynical about everyone and everything. Since when does being a fan of someone mean you lead a boring life?
I may disagree with Michele and Anname’s opinions, but Zelda, it’s enough with the personal insults. Neither of them is saying that they are Bella and Edward-obsessed. They’re entitled to state their opinions without nasty insults slung at them. That is howcwe tend to roll here on CB. If that doesn’t work for you, try D-Listed.
KS always wanted a vag and RP is just the man to present her with one.
they’re the Christian Grey and Ana of the gossips
I dont believe this story.
I wonder if she smiles after? That would be seven smiles a day. THIS is totally unbelievable.
I’d have to be blindfolded and handcuffed too to have sex with this ugly b*tch
Oh man! You guys are on fire today.
lol you made my day.
Applauds! That’s the snark of the day!!!
I’d have sex with robert pattison seven times a day if i was his girlfriend.The s&m stuff i could live without.
I don’t believe this story at all. If they had just met I would believe they did it 20 times in one night, but not after what transpire in the past 7 months.
DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! If it is true. But I wonder if their sex life is or was so exciting why the hell Kristen had to cheat on him? That too with a married man, twice of her age… I don’t think a 40 man has stamina as strong as someone in his 20s. This story is a complete bullsh!t.
He always looks derpy to me. That has nothing to do with the story, except that it made me imagine his O face, and then THAT was derpy, and now I think I need brain bleach. Carry on.
There’s a sex scene in Cosmopolis that is pretty damn hot. Not derpy at all, it’s full on, and it’s crazy hot. He can be very sexy when he wants to be.
Agree – he was much better than I expected in this scene, and indeed in most of the movie.
OMGGGGG! Your comment gave me goosebumps. I haven’t watched the Cosmopolis yet. Now I want to!
Love Cronenberg, love Rob, so Cosmopolis was a win win for me! Finally saw it this week, and you can really see what Rob is capable of.
My advice is not to give up on Cosmopolis in the first hour, it takes a while to get used to the rhythm and see where the journey is leading. The last scene is amazing.
I’m intrigued! I’ll give it a shot.
Totally agree.The sex scene with Packer and Kendra is amazing.It looks like they really have a sex,it’s very natural and hot.
This story it’s so ridiculous, I can’t even…
The average couple has sex 56 times a year so I call total BS on this story.
I think KStew is freaky but RPatz?! Really? Can you see this guy getting horny and talking dirty? He’s so, so, so, British = proper, dull.
Clearly you haven’t seen one of his interviews. The guy’s obsessed with sex in a funny and self deprecating way
Brits aren’t nearly as proper as you think. Watch tv there, look at greeting cards or store displays – they make Americans look like uptight prudes.
You also need to watch more of Rob’s interviews. He’s no choir boy (and I don’t mean that in a bad way).
I highly doubt this is true. There have been rumors for a while now that KStew isn’t overly into sex and that Pattinson sleeps with other women.
She isn’t into sex with men unless they are directors or producers who can give her a role.
Who are all these other “directors and producers” she slept with for roles? Proof?
well, you see michele, the others weren’t stupid a**holes, they wouldn’t let themselves get caught, they know the game, rupert was an idiot.
“Sex seven times a day” sounds like that is the requirement for getting back in good graces with Rob! I wonder if it requires once in the mini cooper at least?!
I can’t quite put my finger on it, but there’s something about her that really bugs me….oh yeah, her entire persona and her constant smirk.
Without having read anything but the title, i gotta say, that must chaff quite a bit.
My understanding is the “7 times a day” clause is in the terms of the contract KStew had to sign for Pattinson to get back with her. Every 2.5 hours she must pack the bong, bring him a beer and proceed to put out in every which way he demands. Payback is a b*itch, KStew.
Apparently also on his list of demands, for a specific period of time, she can not work on any films that have a Director.. So, that might explain the lack of work she has lined up.
You win all the internet points today, Mia.
LOL 😆
Seven times a day,
Once a year?
-“So, we should really have sex like, once every two months and twice on christmas maybe?”
+”So, that’s what? Seven times?”
-“I guess so.”
+”Can we just have sex seven times in one day, and be done with it for a year? I don’t fancy going into bed seven separate times in a year with you, I don’t think. Not at this stage of relationship.”
-“Uh.”
+”Look at it this way, we fulfil our contractual obligation, and we can do other peopl…imean…things, right?”
-“Right.”
How much did the “The Pleasure Chest in West Hollywood” pay them for that article?
Actually, that sounds believable to me — I can remember spending hours on end having sex at that age. Plus when they’re between movies, they have lots of free time on their hands and sex feels good, so it makes sense that they do it often.
exactly… It reminds me my years to the university
This is extra gross considering they both look like they never take a shower.
Nast.
Well THAT explains why you never see them out together – they haven’t got the time for it!
Herman Munster.
She has sex 7 times a day and still has a frown on her face! Damn, that’s hardcore bitchyness right there. 😉
YOU NAILED IT !!!!!!!!
YOU NAILED IT !!!!!!!
I don’t understand how someone has sex x number of times in a night. What counts as one time? Someone climaxing? Both people climaxing? Does it count as a separate time if they stop for five minutes and start up again? If two different couples have sex for 5 hours each but one couple takes food/bathroom/chatting/tv breaks does that one couple have sex numerous times while the other couple who just keeps going have sex only once? Can someone explain it to me cause I am seriously confused.
Girl, I’m with you. I don’t get it either. I thought I did but then I realised people have different opinions of what constitutes “sex.”
I am also with whoever said hours of sex is annoying. Quality over quantity is my motto for everything.
In and out 7 times, with pauses.
Methinks this sounds like the kind of dumb story mr Pattinson himself would plant in the media. To try and regain his man-card perhaps? Or just mess with the poor twihards sparkling brains?
Regardless, if you have to use all those props and do it 7 times a day to be satisfied you ain’t doin it right, sweethearts!
Agree. Seriously starting to think she is his beard. They may be contracted to do joint promotions/events together, but you can’t force people to pretend to be in a relationship, etc…that’s just not legal. This sounds like an overcompensation or deflection story, if it was from his camp.
Any rumors about his relationship with Kristen considering sex is damage on his image,because it’s reminds about the scandal,so how can it be from his team?And via Hollywood Life?
Let them have sex as much as they want 🙂 And I hope she gets pregnant soon then if its true .
🙄
BARF!
Poor Robert. Everyone knows who runs that relationship. If they have sex 7 times a day it’s only because Kristen is better with the strap-on.
BURN.
I imagine her like Miranda in Sex and the city “Can we just get it overwith?”
Honestly, she would look more smiley and relaxed if she had more sex. She’s always such a sourpuss I doubt this so much.
And I hate to bring Rupert up but those pictures with him? Girl looked happy, relaxed, free, and dare I say in love. Too bad he was taken because she sure seemed happy like she has never seemed with Robert. Robert needs to open his eyes and analyze those pics.
SPOT ON observation, Annie!!!
You hit the nail right on the head with that one Annie. No woman looks that miserable if she’s getting good loving on a regular basis. The guy she cheated with had her lit up like a Christmas tree in every picture.
I know there are a lot of stans on here of both stripes (those who can’t admit KStew has many faults/those who think RPattz is an angel and KStew is the worst person of in the world)…So I’m prepared to be flamed…But I’m seriously starting to wonder if RPattz is gay and she has been his beard this entire time.
I thought they had an open relationship (not that that makes screwing a married guy okay), like Ted C and other gossip bloggers have said over the years. There was a lot of gossip before the scandal, they didn’t seem to spend that much time together when one was away filming (in turn, JenLaw spent a month with Nicholas Hoult and others do the same), and there were a lot of photos of him partying without her. Basically, I just don’t buy that a 22 or 26 year old with all the money in the world and who isn’t currently filming would be satisfied with a booty call one weekend a month when they could hop on a plane and/or spend time on set with their so.
This story, though, seems like something his camp, not hers, would leak…a guy having sex seven times a day, come on, how would that benefit her? A blip about them being in London together would be more beneficial for her with the photo to prove it… It could be total bullshit, too. Combine that with a few interviews he’s given…I’m sorry, but I don’t know any straight guy who would joke that he hates vaginas…An interview he gave where he talked about helping to design his suit that he wore to some premiere…and then when he joked about wanting tits. The photos of him partying with Katy Perry and her friend, and his numerous female platonic pals. I could see that being a construct…The rumors about him being in an open relationship to say “look, he has seexxx” and then the “girlfriend” to say “look, he is a romantic.” Basically, that it could be putting out there that he is surrounded by women so how could he be gay?
Shrug. I know a few journalists (not entertainment)/local bloggers in LA who posted something implying that KStew and RPattz were never the real thing or something was up with both when the affair happened, but they deleted it because of the twi-hards I assume. I assumed they meant that the two were in an open relationship, but who knows?
Don’t think anyone’s camp leaked this “story”. It’s typical Star Magazine fanfiction. Did the “feathers” reference not give it away (straight out of one of the Twilight books)?
Hey A, always nice to bump into you here 😉 I have exactly 3 min in between conf calls, so I’ll try to be short. I hear what you are saying, and I definitely agree that something is wrong with this “couple”.
Just wanted to throw in a suggestion about the type of straight guys who could joke about vag hatred: I’d say it’s the guys, which are quite certain that they would be understood in a right way – meaning that the other person knows that it’s part of a very well known joke (I’m allergic to vags, I’m getting all swollen around them), and that the other person definitely knows that this guy definitely has sex with women. Pattz most likely slept with the Details interviewer — they worked on a movie together, right after Twilight (he talked about it to Anne Thompson; later, it was so atrocious it went straight to DVD.) So, it was like an insider joke that played against him 🙂
Now I’m not saying that he is not bi, he might very well be. And Stew still could be his “celebrity” beard, which allows him to avoid all Twi wild love and mind his own business behind the curtains.
…Anyway, Pattz is really weird. But he seems like a kind guy and he is not dumb. Just a bizare one.
@anothernina. Hey! Hope all is well. Another Anne Thompson reader, I see 🙂 She taught an extended film education class at UCLA that I really wanted to take, but my hubby is finishing up his residency so it’s hard enough for us to find time to relax together without me taking a class in the evening 🙁 Several more months though, and he’ll be less of a slave to the hospital. By the way, the context you provided for RPattz’s comments definitely changed my impression of how I interpreted them. Before, I saw a possible gay subtext and now I just see a quirky dude. Agree, that he seems like a nice yet bizarre guy.
A gay that looks at his co-stars’ breast at the red carpet?
Oh, come on…anybody ever thought of it that she might bei a lesbian? And this needs to be covered in a professional way? she is so butch….and hw is trying so hard to get the best woman out of her…come on!!!;-)And now this story?? Surely a virgin….men-wise…;-)or to say it with a song: I kissed a girl……and I liked it:-)
That there’s a bitchy blog here (they even admit it themselves!) that sprads shit cause it makes him MONEY this makes SSOOOO MUCH SENSE to me!
That there are a bunch of normal people here who think they know the chemistry, sex life and status of two PERFECT STRANGERS – this is INSANE!
Call me bitch but don’t wait for me to reply , I am not that invested
I had sex five times in a row (over an all night period) with my husband, once. That’s pretty much my limit, and I am working from home. I think their schedules make this either a) impossible or b) making up for lost time over two weeks or something. But, I still don’t think they’re actually together.
Let them have at it. Let her get pregnant with a baby whose first words will be f— and c—-. He can spend the rest of his life worried over her fidelity. They deserve each other.
They have more money that God, and we know how they like to play coy in public (they’ve done it for years—tease the fans and paps, but never say anything), so even if it is true about their shopping preferences, that doesn’t necessarily mean anything. It could be all for puttin’ on the show for the public just to keep everyone guessing.
You can’t always trust sources to be reliable, either. If I had people around me who didn’t shut their yaps, they would no longer be permitted in my world.
I live in Richmond. Why are all these celebrities buying property in my ‘hood? When did Richmond become the new Notting Hill? Did I miss something?
I’ll keep you all posted when they move in – if all the sex toys in the area go flying off the shelves, we’ll know why.
Methinks you protest too much Ramona. It’s a leafy place on a beautiful part of the Thames within easy reach of central London, with a lovely theatre, nice shops and cinemas and a big green where cricket is played in the summer. Celebrities have been living there since forever, as I’m sure you know. What’s not to like?
I DO love the cricket on the green in the summer… but the mums on the Hill with their industrial-strength prams who run your ass over with their offspring are scary!! Especially when they move in packs.
I am still hoping the countdown for the breakup is on-going. I also have yet to see Cosmopolis, and am encouraged by the comments here. Sorry that Celebitchy failed to pick up on KS’ V magazine cover- Goth-light 2.0
Off topic- go see Hitch- should be On Demand soon- Helen Mirren is amazing.
EEEEEEWWWWWW and GROSS. TMI.
Sure seven times a day but not with each other!
My bf told me never count it, just enjoy it.
People who are secure and comfortable with their sex lives don’t feel the need to broadcast their frequency.
That’s all.
And me being the Old Lady (in my head) that I am thinks talking openly about how often you have sex is so ridiculous
Lawd…you go Pattinson!! LOL..KS stud the man out he’ll be worth his weight in gold!!! LMAO
Haha, go for it Pat, get all you can. The lady surely is feeling so sore after 7 times a night, every night, I think she will need a gag just not to scream out in pain, but obviously she has decided to do what it takes, lol! Oh yes, it all sounds just too much of 50 Sheds of Gray and seems like a made up story to show how awesome everything is, not realizing it just seems stupid really.
He’s a chain smoker, I seriously doubt he’s capable of doing it 7 times in a raw unless with oxygen mask on 🙂
haha. whatever. the comments were worth reading, at least.
She didn’t get a nom for On The Road because she literally has more sex acts than she does lines in the entire film. It’s not a meaty role. Kirsten Dunst got the more complex female role in the film. The film is about the two/three male leads, and they did an effing fantastic job. I haven’t checked the noms, but I hope they got one. The guy who played Sal was breathtaking.
ugh..who planted this story? Sad.