Kristen Stewart & Robert Pattinson have sex seven times a day. Allegedly.

Poor Kristen Stewart! Girl didn’t get an Oscar nomination for On the Road. And now we all must weep sparkly tears for her! Ha, did anyone really think that she would or could get an Oscar nomination for On the Road, especially after the year she just had? NO. Chica couldn’t even wrangle a Golden Globe nomination, and they were handing those things out like candy. But don’t cry for K-Stew! She has her sparkly boyfriend, and according to Star Magazine/Hollywood Life, their sparkly sex life is totally amazing. The “sparkles” are from the light hitting the shiny handcuffs!!

Kristen Stewart wants to please Robert Pattinson! The Twilight stars are reportedly totally freaky now that they’re back together and they don’t hold back in the bedroom. A new report from Star claims that Rob and Kristen enjoy buying blindfolds, feathers and handcuffs to use in the bedroom.

Emotions were running high when Kristen cheated on Rob with Snow White and the Huntsman director Rupert Sanders. But now that these two have worked things out, Kristen is doing everything she can to “please” Rob, according to this new report.

The report claims they have having sex up to seven times a day.

“They have a very active sex life,” a source tells the magazine. “And like handcuffs, blindfolds, and feathers.” The source goes on to claim that they “regularly” buy dvd’s, costumes and props at The Pleasure Chest in West Hollywood.

We told you they were spotted holding hands on New Year’s Eve while dining at Mestizo restaurant. Also, they are reportedly looking for a place to live in London: “They decided to base themselves in Richmond, South-West London, so Rob can be close to his parents’ home in Barnes,” a source says. “Rob knows the area as he attended Tower House, a prep school near Richmond Park. So his dad Richard put him in touch with an estate agent who lined up appointments.”

[From Hollywood Life]

This is super-personal (although I swear it isn’t about me), but I have a story: I had a really good dude friend who lost his virginity when we were in college, and while he knew a lot of the technical stuff about sex, there were some gaps in his education, obviously, and the girl he was with didn’t help matters that much. My dude friend once confessed that they had sex 10 times in one night… and he said it like it was completely normal, like that’s what everyone does. I had to explain to him that no, 10 times in one night is not normal, and that his girlfriend might actually be kind of sore and over it. What I didn’t tell him is the NUMBER of times you do it is not actually the best way to judge the quality of the sex, you know? As for Sparkles and Kristen’s blindfolds and handcuffs, etc… well, whatever floats their sparkly boat. This story just seems like more 50 Shades fan-fiction though.

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  1. Eleonor says:

    During my college years I had a boyfriend who was able to have sex for HOURS, not joking. Even if it was beautiful, and he was really good, at a certain point I was tired: you know I can’t spend my days having sex all the time, I have a life, I have a work, I want to see friends!
    And for the record: these two don’t have chemistry, so I think this story is bs.

  2. keats says:

    If they stop having sex, then they’ll have to find something to talk about.

  3. WendyNerd says:

    I think we would have Pap photos of them outside The Pleasure Chest if that’s true. If they do buy a lot of sex toys, they probably order them online. That’s what I’d do if I were famous.

  4. eska says:

    Hopefully they don’t videotape this. Her vibe of hygiene is getting closer to Kesha’s.

  5. Agnes says:

    i bet this is the only way he’s able to know where she is and whom she’s banging at any given point.

    • Jag says:

      Exactly what I thought, too, Agnes! If he’s having sex with her, then she isn’t out having sex with some director. I wonder if she puts a blindfold on him so that she can imagine him more easily as someone else? Or he needs the blindfold so that he won’t have to look at her? hmmm

  6. Duckie says:

    I…didn’t need to know this. Urgh.

  7. Amanda says:

    I’d believe that, if they weren’t two of the most boring people in the world.

  8. Amory says:

    No on this one.

    She looks and acts like she would be a limp noodle in bed – she has no sex-appeal at all.

    Sounds like she’s angling to get that role in 50 shades of whatever. More dumb PR stuff from her people.

    • Cat says:

      Sounds like team Kristen wanted some news out on Oscar Nomination day to distract from the fact that her campaign amounted to nothing (I think the role was meant to solidify that she is a serious actress,instead of her and her fans just telling us) and also to bolster her “sexy” new image. Even if you don’t believe it you had to image the Stewster having sex (with not Rupert)which is a step in the right direction as far as her PR is concerned.

      • kay says:

        Kristen got a lot of good reviews for her role in On the Road. Robert got a lot of great reviews for his role in Cosmopolis. These indies help them to establish crediblity as actors. They don’t need awards. Besides a lot of actor receive Oscars and are never heard from again. Oscars do not guarantee that you will have a career.

      • Boo says:

        They both got nominated for worst actress and actor at the razzies actually

      • Cat says:

        @kay. It’s true actors don’t NEED an Oscar but I think Kristin was angling for serious critical recognition at the end of the year to push her forward following Coppergate. Fair or not, even the title ‘Oscar nominated’ holds a lot of weight and the perfect reply to the hate that is (arguably deservedly) thrown her way. Public perception of her would undoubtedly shift because automatically she would be recognized as talented.In addition, the roles that she wants to go after at this point would be roles that place her against Jennifer Lawrence (twice nominated now), Carey Mulligan (BAFTA winner, SAG and Oscar nominated), Mia (SAG nominated) etc. Awards aren’t just trinkets they’re bargaining tools so if she can’t prove to make money away from a franchise and after the scandal she is going to (does) want a trinket…also Rob did zero campaigning so clearly their situations are different. Robert was the lead in a film, Kristen is supporting or more aptly featured actress in all fairness, again different ballgame.

    • mystified says:

      ARMORY: Fifty Shades of Whatever sounds like a great comedy/spoof vehicle for KS. Lots of bondage scenes filled with yawns and eyeball rolling.

  9. Erandyn says:

    Sounds like they’re trying to test public reaction to casting them in the 50 Shades movie.

  10. Kate says:

    This is true as is true that John Travolta sleeps with women.

  11. Evelyn says:

    If they do it seven times a day, it probably lasts ten minutes every time!

  12. Jess says:

    They inspired 50 Shades, it was a Twilight fanfic, but the characters described were not like Stephenie’s Edward and Bella, they were Rob and Kristen. Anyway, I think the author of this piece was reading too much 50 Shades, not Rob and Kristen.

    And 7 times a day? She must be using Charmin, because that sounds painful. Ow.

  13. lflips says:

    Seven times a day? Geeze, who would want to have sex that much? I mean, don’t get me wrong, I enjoy sex as much as the next person but that seems awfully excessive. I don’t believe it.

  14. marie says:

    ha ha, I wanna know who was in charge of counting that? and since they are using blindfolds are they sure it’s with each other?

    totally unrelated, in that photo with the heavy eye shadow she reminds me of the Muppet Fozzie Bear “Wa-Ka Wa-Ka”

  15. La Calabaza says:

    I will pull an Oedipus moment if a video of these two potheads having sex ever leaks!

    No armpits licking?

  16. Sweet Dee says:

    Ah yes, the old “Girl with a Teflon Vagina” sell. Not buying it, KStew. You would be a dead fish in the sack with Pattinson. Dakota Fanning on the other hand…

    I kid, I kid! I don’t know which sex she prefers, but I always assumed “none at all” was as good a guess as any for her. No one wants to hump a miserable c_nt like that.

  17. blueanemone says:

    …..and they would know this how?

  18. ORLY says:

    This story makes me giggle snort.

  19. spinner says:

    I don’t believe a word of this. They look like a couple of cold fish.

  20. Miffy says:

    Now I can’t stop thinking about this. 7 times a day of him trying to avoid eye contact as she stares into the side of his head with that dead pan face *shudder*

    And on that 7 times a day crap, who has that kind of time?! Man, you’d think you’d have stuff to do in a day.

  21. Michele says:

    4 years strong with Robert plus cheating on her part and he still loves her, forgives her and is house hunting with her in his native England with the help of his parents who obviously have forgiven her as well! She’s only 22 and has plenty of years to win acting awards But for now, she has the biggest reward of all…a gorgeous, sweet, talented guy who loves her unconditionally and doesn’t give a f**k what anyone thinks or says.

  22. carrie says:

    they’re the Christian Grey and Ana of the gossips

  23. ladybert62 says:

    I dont believe this story.

  24. Sweet Dee says:

    I wonder if she smiles after? That would be seven smiles a day. THIS is totally unbelievable.

  25. Malaney says:

    I’d have to be blindfolded and handcuffed too to have sex with this ugly b*tch

  26. Lexi says:

    I’d have sex with robert pattison seven times a day if i was his girlfriend.The s&m stuff i could live without.

  27. elceibeno08 says:

    I don’t believe this story at all. If they had just met I would believe they did it 20 times in one night, but not after what transpire in the past 7 months.

  28. FreeSpiritedGirl says:

    DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! If it is true. But I wonder if their sex life is or was so exciting why the hell Kristen had to cheat on him? That too with a married man, twice of her age… I don’t think a 40 man has stamina as strong as someone in his 20s. This story is a complete bullsh!t.

  29. Axis2ClusterB says:

    He always looks derpy to me. That has nothing to do with the story, except that it made me imagine his O face, and then THAT was derpy, and now I think I need brain bleach. Carry on.

  30. Diana says:

    This story it’s so ridiculous, I can’t even…

  31. Rux says:

    The average couple has sex 56 times a year so I call total BS on this story.

    I think KStew is freaky but RPatz?! Really? Can you see this guy getting horny and talking dirty? He’s so, so, so, British = proper, dull.

  32. skuddles says:

    I highly doubt this is true. There have been rumors for a while now that KStew isn’t overly into sex and that Pattinson sleeps with other women.

  33. suhon says:

    “Sex seven times a day” sounds like that is the requirement for getting back in good graces with Rob! I wonder if it requires once in the mini cooper at least?!

  34. KellyinSeattle says:

    I can’t quite put my finger on it, but there’s something about her that really bugs me….oh yeah, her entire persona and her constant smirk.

  35. original almond says:

    Without having read anything but the title, i gotta say, that must chaff quite a bit.

  36. mia girl says:

    My understanding is the “7 times a day” clause is in the terms of the contract KStew had to sign for Pattinson to get back with her. Every 2.5 hours she must pack the bong, bring him a beer and proceed to put out in every which way he demands. Payback is a b*itch, KStew.

    Apparently also on his list of demands, for a specific period of time, she can not work on any films that have a Director.. So, that might explain the lack of work she has lined up.

  37. tonina says:

    Seven times a day,
    Once a year?

    -”So, we should really have sex like, once every two months and twice on christmas maybe?”
    +”So, that’s what? Seven times?”
    -”I guess so.”
    +”Can we just have sex seven times in one day, and be done with it for a year? I don’t fancy going into bed seven separate times in a year with you, I don’t think. Not at this stage of relationship.”
    -”Uh.”
    +”Look at it this way, we fulfil our contractual obligation, and we can do other peopl…imean…things, right?”
    -”Right.”

  38. Maria says:

    How much did the “The Pleasure Chest in West Hollywood” pay them for that article?

  39. Violet says:

    Actually, that sounds believable to me — I can remember spending hours on end having sex at that age. Plus when they’re between movies, they have lots of free time on their hands and sex feels good, so it makes sense that they do it often.

  40. judyjudy says:

    This is extra gross considering they both look like they never take a shower.

    Nast.

  41. TrustMeOnThis says:

    Well THAT explains why you never see them out together – they haven’t got the time for it!

  42. Memphis says:

    She has sex 7 times a day and still has a frown on her face! Damn, that’s hardcore bitchyness right there. ;)

  43. VanillaFrosting says:

    I don’t understand how someone has sex x number of times in a night. What counts as one time? Someone climaxing? Both people climaxing? Does it count as a separate time if they stop for five minutes and start up again? If two different couples have sex for 5 hours each but one couple takes food/bathroom/chatting/tv breaks does that one couple have sex numerous times while the other couple who just keeps going have sex only once? Can someone explain it to me cause I am seriously confused.

  44. Jenny says:

    Methinks this sounds like the kind of dumb story mr Pattinson himself would plant in the media. To try and regain his man-card perhaps? Or just mess with the poor twihards sparkling brains?

    Regardless, if you have to use all those props and do it 7 times a day to be satisfied you ain’t doin it right, sweethearts!

  45. Janie says:

    Let them have sex as much as they want :) And I hope she gets pregnant soon then if its true .

  46. Grace says:

    Poor Robert. Everyone knows who runs that relationship. If they have sex 7 times a day it’s only because Kristen is better with the strap-on.

  47. A says:

    I know there are a lot of stans on here of both stripes (those who can’t admit KStew has many faults/those who think RPattz is an angel and KStew is the worst person of in the world)…So I’m prepared to be flamed…But I’m seriously starting to wonder if RPattz is gay and she has been his beard this entire time.

    I thought they had an open relationship (not that that makes screwing a married guy okay), like Ted C and other gossip bloggers have said over the years. There was a lot of gossip before the scandal, they didn’t seem to spend that much time together when one was away filming (in turn, JenLaw spent a month with Nicholas Hoult and others do the same), and there were a lot of photos of him partying without her. Basically, I just don’t buy that a 22 or 26 year old with all the money in the world and who isn’t currently filming would be satisfied with a booty call one weekend a month when they could hop on a plane and/or spend time on set with their so.

    This story, though, seems like something his camp, not hers, would leak…a guy having sex seven times a day, come on, how would that benefit her? A blip about them being in London together would be more beneficial for her with the photo to prove it… It could be total bullshit, too. Combine that with a few interviews he’s given…I’m sorry, but I don’t know any straight guy who would joke that he hates vaginas…An interview he gave where he talked about helping to design his suit that he wore to some premiere…and then when he joked about wanting tits. The photos of him partying with Katy Perry and her friend, and his numerous female platonic pals. I could see that being a construct…The rumors about him being in an open relationship to say “look, he has seexxx” and then the “girlfriend” to say “look, he is a romantic.” Basically, that it could be putting out there that he is surrounded by women so how could he be gay?

    Shrug. I know a few journalists (not entertainment)/local bloggers in LA who posted something implying that KStew and RPattz were never the real thing or something was up with both when the affair happened, but they deleted it because of the twi-hards I assume. I assumed they meant that the two were in an open relationship, but who knows?

    • Ann says:

      Don’t think anyone’s camp leaked this “story”. It’s typical Star Magazine fanfiction. Did the “feathers” reference not give it away (straight out of one of the Twilight books)?

    • another nina says:

      Hey A, always nice to bump into you here ;) I have exactly 3 min in between conf calls, so I’ll try to be short. I hear what you are saying, and I definitely agree that something is wrong with this “couple”.
      Just wanted to throw in a suggestion about the type of straight guys who could joke about vag hatred: I’d say it’s the guys, which are quite certain that they would be understood in a right way – meaning that the other person knows that it’s part of a very well known joke (I’m allergic to vags, I’m getting all swollen around them), and that the other person definitely knows that this guy definitely has sex with women. Pattz most likely slept with the Details interviewer — they worked on a movie together, right after Twilight (he talked about it to Anne Thompson; later, it was so atrocious it went straight to DVD.) So, it was like an insider joke that played against him :)
      Now I’m not saying that he is not bi, he might very well be. And Stew still could be his “celebrity” beard, which allows him to avoid all Twi wild love and mind his own business behind the curtains.
      …Anyway, Pattz is really weird. But he seems like a kind guy and he is not dumb. Just a bizare one.

      • A says:

        @anothernina. Hey! Hope all is well. Another Anne Thompson reader, I see :) She taught an extended film education class at UCLA that I really wanted to take, but my hubby is finishing up his residency so it’s hard enough for us to find time to relax together without me taking a class in the evening :( Several more months though, and he’ll be less of a slave to the hospital. By the way, the context you provided for RPattz’s comments definitely changed my impression of how I interpreted them. Before, I saw a possible gay subtext and now I just see a quirky dude. Agree, that he seems like a nice yet bizarre guy.

    • Mi says:

      A gay that looks at his co-stars’ breast at the red carpet?

  48. CandySandy says:

    Oh, come on…anybody ever thought of it that she might bei a lesbian? And this needs to be covered in a professional way? she is so butch….and hw is trying so hard to get the best woman out of her…come on!!!;-)And now this story?? Surely a virgin….men-wise…;-)or to say it with a song: I kissed a girl……and I liked it:-)

  49. Rez - THE REAL ONE NOT THE BICTH WHO WRITES IN MY NAME says:

    That there’s a bitchy blog here (they even admit it themselves!) that sprads shit cause it makes him MONEY this makes SSOOOO MUCH SENSE to me!
    That there are a bunch of normal people here who think they know the chemistry, sex life and status of two PERFECT STRANGERS – this is INSANE!
    Call me bitch but don’t wait for me to reply , I am not that invested

  50. mkyarwood says:

    I had sex five times in a row (over an all night period) with my husband, once. That’s pretty much my limit, and I am working from home. I think their schedules make this either a) impossible or b) making up for lost time over two weeks or something. But, I still don’t think they’re actually together.

  51. Get a clue says:

    Let them have at it. Let her get pregnant with a baby whose first words will be f— and c—-. He can spend the rest of his life worried over her fidelity. They deserve each other.

  52. Chickie Baby says:

    They have more money that God, and we know how they like to play coy in public (they’ve done it for years—tease the fans and paps, but never say anything), so even if it is true about their shopping preferences, that doesn’t necessarily mean anything. It could be all for puttin’ on the show for the public just to keep everyone guessing.

    You can’t always trust sources to be reliable, either. If I had people around me who didn’t shut their yaps, they would no longer be permitted in my world.

  53. ramona says:

    I live in Richmond. Why are all these celebrities buying property in my ‘hood? When did Richmond become the new Notting Hill? Did I miss something?

    I’ll keep you all posted when they move in – if all the sex toys in the area go flying off the shelves, we’ll know why.

    • Snuggler says:

      Methinks you protest too much Ramona. It’s a leafy place on a beautiful part of the Thames within easy reach of central London, with a lovely theatre, nice shops and cinemas and a big green where cricket is played in the summer. Celebrities have been living there since forever, as I’m sure you know. What’s not to like?

  54. Tig says:

    I am still hoping the countdown for the breakup is on-going. I also have yet to see Cosmopolis, and am encouraged by the comments here. Sorry that Celebitchy failed to pick up on KS’ V magazine cover- Goth-light 2.0

    Off topic- go see Hitch- should be On Demand soon- Helen Mirren is amazing.

  55. India says:

    EEEEEEWWWWWW and GROSS. TMI.

  56. Quixotic1205 says:

    Sure seven times a day but not with each other!

  57. ms.steel says:

    My bf told me never count it, just enjoy it.

  58. Aud says:

    People who are secure and comfortable with their sex lives don’t feel the need to broadcast their frequency.
    That’s all.

  59. lady X says:

    And me being the Old Lady (in my head) that I am thinks talking openly about how often you have sex is so ridiculous

  60. WhatAJoke says:

    Lawd…you go Pattinson!! LOL..KS stud the man out he’ll be worth his weight in gold!!! LMAO

  61. Mew says:

    Haha, go for it Pat, get all you can. The lady surely is feeling so sore after 7 times a night, every night, I think she will need a gag just not to scream out in pain, but obviously she has decided to do what it takes, lol! Oh yes, it all sounds just too much of 50 Sheds of Gray and seems like a made up story to show how awesome everything is, not realizing it just seems stupid really.

  62. Alinka says:

    He’s a chain smoker, I seriously doubt he’s capable of doing it 7 times in a raw unless with oxygen mask on :)

  63. Angie says:

    haha. whatever. the comments were worth reading, at least.

  64. mollination says:

    She didn’t get a nom for On The Road because she literally has more sex acts than she does lines in the entire film. It’s not a meaty role. Kirsten Dunst got the more complex female role in the film. The film is about the two/three male leads, and they did an effing fantastic job. I haven’t checked the noms, but I hope they got one. The guy who played Sal was breathtaking.

  65. StaCat1 says:

    ugh..who planted this story? Sad.