The Hot Guys of the Screen Actors Guild Awards: who would you rather?

I always forget that one of the best parts of the SAG Awards is the super-buff “Actor” statue, complete with a substantial (for his size) bulge. I always want the winners to rub their statues as they give their acceptance speech. Like, just graze the bulge as they’re talking. Over and over. Anyway, speaking of bulges you want to rub (groan away- IDGAF!!), here are some of the hottest men of last night’s SAG Awards. I’m not going to allocate them dude by dude – this is just a hodge-podge of nice-looking guys.

I’m including Hugh Jackman, Daniel Day Lewis (who won Lead Actor), Ben Affleck (Argo won Best Ensemble), Bradley Cooper (he totally hot a blowout & he almost cried when he didn’t win), Alec Baldwin (wearing what seems to be a toupee from the Travolta Collection), Bryan Cranston (bald is beautiful!), Mandy Patinkin (love him), David Harewood, Damian Lewis (with bonus Abu Nazir), Aaron Paul and Javier Bardem. If I’m playing who would I rather… it’s Damian. Then Javier. Then I would want a bear hug from Mandy, and then I would go back to Damian. And then I would go to Daniel Day Lewis and make him read poetry to me. Rinse and repeat!

UPDATE: Sorry, I forgot Eddie Redmayne! He’s still my vote for the most stylish man of the awards season.

Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet.

 

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  1. Aud says:

    I’ve had it with men who don’t shave (Javier) or display badly groomed facial hair (what’s going on with Hugh’s face?) or facial hair that looks like you’ve arrived after a one night stand (Bradley Cooper).
    Even DDL shaved for the event.
    I’d take DDL any day of the week. As an actor he is leagues ahead of them all and isn’t a fame whore (works only if he likes a script, which is once every two years on average).

  2. cassius. says:

    what is it about bradley cooper that looks different and weirder than usual?

  3. OhDear says:

    I don’t understand Hugh Jackman’s facial hair.

    Damn, didn’t realize how intense B.Cooper’s eyes are.

  4. keats says:

    Graying Ben Affleck with the rakish smile, please!

  5. TheOriginalKitten says:

    Damien Lewis. I have such a thing for that guy…

  6. annabelle says:

    The men did very well last night, didn’t they? Meow.

  7. V4Real says:

    Thanks for answering my prayers with some hot men but unfortunately the only three men from the above photos I find bangable are Ben,Eddie and Hugh.

    Damn Bradley-Serial Killer much…..

  8. carrie says:

    my fav suit is Javer Bardem’s suit and why every guy had a problem with their bow tie?

  9. chloe says:

    Javier all the way, though I wish he (along with some others) would have shaved for the event. I was hoping he would win for Skyfall which his brillant in.

  10. keats says:

    Oh, hello Eddie Redmayne! I love your devotion to the pocket square.

  11. marie says:

    Eddie Redmayne, Bryan Cranston, Damian Lewis but never, NEVEr B. Cooper-he looks like he’d stab ya when you’re done..

  12. mia girl says:

    First up, give me Hugh please. Weird Wolverine facial hair and all.

    Coming in close second is DDL. Though if I’m being honest with my biscuits, and please don’t throw things at me ladies, I’ve grown kinda tired of his acceptance speeches at this point. Not sure if it’s pretension of something else, but I just feel like some genuine is missing. I involuntarily rolled my eyes last night. Help.

  13. Cathy says:

    Give me Damian, I’ve loved him since he was in Band of Brothers. I would love to spend time with DDL also, even just to talk to him, that would make my day.

  14. andrea says:

    Yummy Damian (orange as he is here) and DDL. Eddie and I guess Hugh for seconds, teehee. When I look at BCoop all I want to shout is “Hairpiece!” At least it’s better placed than Alec’s.

  15. judyjudy says:

    Hugh Jackman please. The hope that he’d take off his shirt is the only thing that got me through all 3 hours of Les Mis.

  16. MG says:

    I can’t believe I’m saying this but Ben Affleck has actually grown on me. He must be a talented actor because I’ve gone from loathing the douche to being like “aww…Ben’s so cute”

  17. Miss Kiki says:

    Damien and Hugh always and forever. I highly appreciate Aaron Paul, Ben Affleck and The Hammdong.

    Honourable mention goes to RedCarp who needs to top every best dressed list this year.

    BCoop as always looks like a serial killer.

  18. MsAubra says:

    Bradleeey! :)

    I was so sure he was going to win last night…

  19. Dirtnap says:

    I don’t know why I always get a Barry Manilow vibe from BCoop. They remind me of each other.

    Coopacabana….

  20. heatheradair says:

    wasn’t expecting to look through these and have Bryan Cranston be the only one I’d say “definitely!” to, but the rest of them are all lookin sloppy, puffy, or old……Bald wins, every time.

  21. Hubbahun says:

    Baffleck or Javier for me – Eddie Redmayne is NOT good looking – YUCK!! Inigo Montoya will always have a place in my heart.

  22. Apsutter says:

    Jesse Pinkman= hot and hilarious

  23. c'est la vie says:

    Of course it would have to be DDL.

    And I’d make him recite lines from Last of the Mohicans…

  24. T.C. says:

    Why does Eddie Redmayne always come the sides of his hair forward like he’s living in the 1800′s? Hugh Jackman also with bad hair day. Damien Lewis our ginger stud and Jon Hamm are the winners for me. I would ride them like a horse.

  25. Shira says:

    I hardly think Bradley almost cried when he didn’t win because he knows no one’s got a chance this year, but this site always hated him, so whatever.

    Anyway yeah, I’ll take him over everyone else, despite the clean shave.

  26. MissM says:

    OMG! David Estes and Saul where there??? ahahah
    I’m sorry guys…i just want that new season sooooo bad :(

  27. I Choose Me says:

    Normally I’d say Damian Lewis but Mandy Patinkin is making me feel things too.

    Bradley would need the same look he had in SLP – shaved head and beard stubble, in order for me to find him hot again.

  28. Green_Eyes says:

    jackman, Javier, and Cooper… DDL was handsome back in the day.. But just not into him anymore.

  29. Emma says:

    If we know anything about Bradley Cooper, the end of that should be ‘man’

  30. Katie says:

    Sigh. Hugh Jackman. Always Hugh Jackman.

  31. mariaj says:

    Who would i rather? Among the above list, Ben Affleck. Not included in the list, Chris Colfer. Oh, he is gay? well, first of all, he should be anyway in the list, cause that boy is becoming slowly under our eyes more and more beautiful, and second the post says:” who would YOU rather”, NOT ” who would anyone on the list rather ” so…

  32. vixo says:

    DDL always. WTF has happened to Alec Baldwin’s hair ??

  33. madpoe says:

    I don’t bother watching these shows anymore…but when I do, Hugh is bound to get hit multiple times. Everyone else, exit stage right. Thank-you ;)

  34. the original bellaluna says:

    Hugh. All day; every day; HUGH. With a follow-up of Brody AND Nazir, and maybe some Javi for dessert. (Or vice versa) And then back to the main course, of course! ;)

  35. Ms Kay says:

    Eddie squinty eyes make me think he wouldn’t find his way through my furry fanny down there.

    B-Coop looks feminine strange, like a woman who is in the final phase of her complete transformation into a woman.

    Jon Hamm always and forever not my type albeit looking good.

    David Harewood…*purr*

    Ohhh DDL brushed eyebrows… <3

  36. flor says:

    Eddie wins my heart and the most stylish straight man ever.

  37. shewolf says:

    John Hamm has my vagina and Eddie Redmayne has my attention.

  38. Dahlia1947 says:

    After looking at ALL of these dudes, I’m going to have to say that Ben is the ONLY one I’d do. He’s my DILF fantasy for sure!

  39. Viktory Gin says:

    I just have to say… Eddie Redmayne…that is a damn ugly man. Geez, I can barely look at him straight on. Talk about unfortunate :-/

  40. Chordy says:

    This post just put me back into mourning for evil hottie David Estes. He’s just so. damn. fine.

  41. Walice says:

    From this list!!! OK

    Hugh Jackman and Javier Bardem, great actors, fun men (you can tell!!) and their personal lives are not the current “NATIONAL HORROR” story.

    I am still bucking the current trend, DDL is not the best actor we have on planet earth – he does not “entertain” me. “YOU DON’T WANT TO KNOW THE TRUTH”

  42. Jess says:

    Javier! And then Jon. Alec’s hair is a joke. And Bradley needs to fix his hair – he’s going through a very fugly stage right now.

  43. yolo112 says:

    Ya know, I’m so over the list of ‘who would you rather’ this year, that I’m gonna take a pass at all of them..even my super long time crush of Hugh Jackman.. um, um, ummm…and I do love me some Hugh Jackman.. And btw, wtf is up with Alec Baldwin’s hair?!? Bad comb over cut??

  44. Lucy2 says:

    I like a lot of these guys, but for who’d I rather, I guess Hamm and Hugh. Damien does nothing for me.
    BCoop needs to go back to the buzz cut, the pretty pretty waves are nice but not on him.

  45. Issa says:

    DDL!! So classy with that little bohemian vibe. He’s hot. The only reason I’m even watching this award season. Oh and for a possible glimpse of Joaquin.

  46. EscapedConvent says:

    The Hamm is looking so chiseled & ridiculously handsome in that pic. Have his eyes always been that luscious color, & so bedroom-y?

  47. Simona says:

    Redmayne any day of the week. Pure class, that one.

  48. Bradley, Ben, Hugh and Eddie – in that order.

    I will always love BCoop, serial killer eyes or not he’s my pick for the hottest Hollywood actor :) And he was SO good in Silver Linings Playbook so he gets even more points for that!

  49. Aqua says:

    I was watching both E news and CNN last night and I thought for sure Clooney would be there and was surprised that he wasn’t maybe he decided to take a back seat and let Ben have his moment.

  50. Latifah says:

    Mandy Patinkin ooooof course

  51. Bored suburbanhousewife says:

    Ding ding ding! You are correct! He was a regifter, dated Elaine, and converted to Judaism to be able to tell Jewish jokes with impunity. Jerry accused of this, and he the accused Jerry of being an anti-Dentite.

  52. Snowpea says:

    Ummmm, why do I not get the Jackman love? My gaydar goes off like crazy around him. Plus he has a pin head on top of that overly inflated body.

    Bradley Cooper scares the crap outta me. His pupils are tiny…has he taken a Xanax to chill out? And when did his eyes get so blue? There is something very creepy about that dude.

    Eddie Redmayne is so cute. He has a great oldfashioned face like he could jump from Pride and Prejudice to a My Week with Marilyn with just a wee trim of the hair along the way.

    Ben Affleck is becoming manly and hot. He used to be a ferrety little brat but he’s got hot lately.

    Unfortunately the hottest dude on the planet wasn’t there…JOAQUIN PHOENIX! Man, if him and I were locked in a room together, there would be no guarantee we would ever come out ;)

    • Anoni Mus says:

      Hear hear! Joaquín would’ve been the hottest guy there. But, as it stands… I would pick Hugh first, he’s dreamy and tall and hot and nice. Then maybe Bryan Cranston, seriously!

      The rest…. Meh. Eddie Redmayne preens too much for my taste. Alec should just embrace age and take that ridiculous toupee off!

      Lol at Bradley looking femenine! Unsettling!

  53. Mew says:

    Has beard suddenly become trendy or what? o.O

  54. Ranunculus says:

    Cooper looks weird, DDL is probably nuts (all the method acting got to his brain). Affleck – no way, I don’t like to be papped every day.
    Javier and Brian Cranston look the most normal to me and both are really talented – and they have a nice smile too!

  55. AustinMJ says:

    no contest. Jackman. Sigh. His wife is a lucky woman.

  56. dj says:

    Bryan Cranston is wonderfully Bad! I love Jackman’s facial hair. He’s lovely. Daniel Day Lewis is so great…I love it when he is on anything. The Coop has darkened his locks so his eyes were accented…Huh, creepier. Not manly enough for me.

  57. rose says:

    Altho he douche ben looked mighty good last night

  58. MrsBPitt says:

    UGH…I can’t stand Damian Lewis…he looks like he thinks his farts don’t stink and he was so pissed that he didn’t win last night…the look on his face told the whole story. I’ll take Ben Affleck…He seems sweet and funny, and he is hot and he looks like he would be a rockin good time between the sheets…(sigh)

  59. Kim says:

    This award season has been meh to me no suprises,no drama,no controversy…

  60. MisJes says:

    I’ll take Eddie Redmayne and Bradley Cooper, either one after the other…or both together, I don’t mind!

  61. Anna says:

    I think hugh jackman is the only hot guy pictured. and listening to his speeches, seeing his relationship with his wife, this makes him even hotter.

    ben affleck is so disgusting and sleazy. His smirk smile gives me the heebie jeebies.

  62. Lauli says:

    May I have almost all of them, pleeeaaase!

  63. amilu says:

    But seriously…what is UP with Bradley Cooper’s hair?!

    (And Ben Affleck’s crooked smile is so cute!)