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I never really understood the Jonah Hill backlash last year. He was nominated for the Best Supporting Actor Oscar (for Moneyball), and no one really thought he had a shot at it, but I really liked that he got nominated and that he started rolling with the big boys – there were always lots of photos of Jonah hanging out with Brad Pitt and George Clooney last year. Then Jonah got cast in a Martin Scorsese film with Leonardo DiCaprio (The Wolf of Wall Street), and Jonah began running with Leo’s crowd. And now he’s one of Leo’s boys. Jonah has been inducted into the P-ssy Posse. And I’m starting to worry! Page Six claims that Leo and Jonah were down in Miami and they were hanging out with Mel Gibson and Gerard Butler. NO JONAH NO.
Jonah Hill and Gerard Butler made it rain, literally, at Miami club Story on Friday. The pair — along with Leonardo DiCaprio, Mel Gibson and Bradley Cooper — rolled in with three guards, spies said, and then grabbed a 4-foot water gun in the DJ booth to “take turns shooting water over the dance floor” as Erick Morillo spun.
The gang of five stars has been spotted together hitting venues in Miami, including Villa Azur, co-owned by Halle Berry’s fiancé, Olivier Martinez. On Saturday, Berry and Martinez even joined Hill and Butler’s dude posse, and they all hit LIV at Fontainebleau, where a spy says Berry tried to convince Martinez to join her on the dance floor, and finally gave up.
It’s weird that Bradley Cooper was there too, right? It takes the whole “bromance” to another level. In my mind, Jonah Hill is the Joe Pesci to Leo’s Bob DeNiro, but Bradley Cooper just seems like the guy who tries too hard to fit in with the dudes. Do you think Leo’s crowd rolls their eyes at Bradley’s try-hard? Or do you think Bradley is probably cooler than I’m giving him credit for? As for the Mel Gibson and Gerard Butler inclusion… dear God. I feel like Jonah needs an intervention. Come back to us Jonah!!
Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet and VF.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Bradley Cooper, Gerard Butler, Jonah Hill, Leonardo DiCaprio
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I always get Jonah Hill confused with Seth Rogan. Then I remember i really don’t care.
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Lol you made my morning, thank you
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Random Dude Posse.
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Bad Jonah! Don’t do it no more! LOL
No, but seriously, I don’t get the fascination with this guy. I don’t find him very charming, so, eh.
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so they are now known as the “group of gross”? it was bound to happen sooner or later I suppose.
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Lol, Group of Gross- I love it!
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Take the money and the fame away and you wouldn’t look twice at any of them (well, may GB, but then you would see the strings tied around his wrist and you would turn you head in shame)
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Seems more like a hate group than a posse if Mel Gibson is a member.
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LOL. With Mel around i won’t be surprised if they all get arrested for a hate crime at some point.
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LOL! I just spit coffee all over my computer
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That is such a douchy looking group
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Totally. I saw Leo’s ad for something (watches, menswear? Can’t remember) and he looks so cheesy with his slicked back hair and his skeevy expression. He was not really a good ambassador for what was a luxury brand. Like, if he were not famous you would just think he is just that regular creepy guy who hits on very young women. GB looks awful, his looks have really gone down and he did not have as much time as Leo to prove himself to the industry. Mel Gibson was beautiful when he was young but he is so gross now. And Jonah, don’t even care about him, have zero opinion on him.
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I’ll bet Bradley fits in better than Jonah. Jonah strikes me as the kid who was unpopular in high school, lost a bunch of weight, and now wants to hang with the popular kids who let him hang but treat him like crap.
And I say this as a fomer unpopular high school kid, so….
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This is exactly what I was thinking.
I’m not a fan of JH (although I liked his character in Moneyball) but who can blame him for living it up? Isn’t this one of the reasons people chase fame for? “Perks” like hanging with A listers and the women they attract?
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Exactly what I was thinking as well.
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I heard Jonah is rude and a douche so I’m sure he’ll fit right. I’m shocked about Bradley though, he doesn’t seem like the type to hang out with them.
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His publist probably planted that story. B Coop is home in bed with his Ma by 9pm every nite.
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Bradley Cooper knows Dicaprio since Relativity Media’s boss wedding 2 years ago: Butler,Cooper and Dicaprio were invited and they started to hang out together
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/ryan-kavanaugh-weds-britta-lazenga-210355
http://www.popsugar.com/Ryan-Kavanaugh-Britta-Lazenga-Wedding-Guests-18211597
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You took the words out of my mouth. Really BCoop? I am disappointed, I thought he was really levelheaded.
Also ROFL @ Halle Berry and Olievier Maladies trying to hang with them.
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I am surprised too, but then again he does quite consistently have those red rimmed eyes. Mmm
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Anmelt, you are right, there were a couple of pics in those I thought he was high.
I kind of forgot about it because he was great in SLP and is choosing really interesting projects right now. Anyway I am rooting for him, I hope he stays out of trouble.
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They can keep him.
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If this post was about a female celeb, you would have mentioned in the first paragraph that he was fat again. I guess the effects from the legndary “What’s going on here?” fat-gut-poke from Gwenyth Paltrow wore off.
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So Jonah broke up with Brad Pitt? Let be real, Pitt’s life is probably not as exciting as the Leo’s posse.
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Leo is too good for them.
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No he’s not.
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And Gosling is smart enough to steer clear and do his own thing.
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Unless his mother approves he won’t go anywhere.
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Good point, again this is why I’m so surprised at B Coop being there in that mix.
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@ Ann
Well, I’d rather deal with that then these douchebags.
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Well from my friend’s experience momma boys can be as bad if not worse than Leo type douches. I wouldn’t wish my worst enemy the momma boy my friend dated and unfortunately has a child with, it’s a wonder she managed to leave him. When the parents in law start controlling every detail of your private life and abuse you when you disobey then run. And he was so alluring in the beginning, at least to her, doctor, rich . . .
Never again.
Adult people who can’t do anything without their parent’s approval are on my watch-list. There are always hidden issues.
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Leo has a mamma complex too. At least Ryan can have long relationships with age appropriate women.
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@normades: I love the Gosdong, but lately I get the impression that he is looking for a mom substitute in his gfs.
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idk. i like bradley cooper better than the other guys.. there’s something about jonah i find repulsive. haven’t figured out what, but then again i don’t really care so.
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That moment when all the dbags got together to ‘make it rain.’ Gross. Ever since he got skinny he has become more and more of a d!ck. So this doesn’t surprise me, not one bit. And of course Olivier was there at some point. Trash attracts trash. Too harsh?
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Not even a little bit. The bunch of them are gross, they make my skin want to crawl right off me.
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No, not too harsh, but I am surprised about BCoop, I always found him endearing and I started to really like him recently. He is a momma´s boy, but never stroke me as a douchebag. He could have had JLaw, but passed because she is too young.
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Listen all of you ladies…I um really don’t know what to say about this. LOL. And even though I have come to Mel’s defense a few times I will say this much. During the 50′s or 60′s you had the Rat Pack, in the 80′s you had the Brat Pack, now thanks to these guys you have the douche bag pack. Life couldn’t be sunnier.
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You nailed it. SOOO true lol
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Bradley is better than the rest of the gang.
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Cooper been hanging with Leo for a few years now. So this isn’t surprising to me.
Jonah is the one that doesn’t fit. He looks like that fat kid making out with Bar Refaeli.
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http://www.popsugar.com/Ryan-Kavanaugh-Britta-Lazenga-Wedding-Guests-18211597
it’s true: Cooper,Dicaprio&Butler at a wedding of a producer
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Leo is between the fine line of being the handsome ladies man and the skeevy middleaged rich geezer that pervs on the 20 years olds. The fact that I’m ten years younger than him and am already too old for him is a gross thought.
It is one thing to be that young successful kid that ran Hollywood from 1999-2003. Another thing entirely is to be that sad guy who’s pushing forty and is throwing parties for women half his age. It’s like he’s stuck in that Pussy Posse age: 24. Everyone moved on but him, so he has to impress the impressionable: the old guys and the fat guys. Jonah Hill will become more obnoxious now. Amd of course he’s That Guy that wears a t-shirt to the pool. Get in shape, fattie.
I’m so disappointed, Leo, at least look for older women. 20 year olds? You’re disgusting. You’re 38.
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I agree. Leo and Gerry I can see being friends and they both enjoy dating women half their age and don’t seem to want to grow up. Personally, Bradley Cooper seems like the odd guy out. I seriously cannot see him being friends with Mel. Mel may be a great actor and director but I lost all repect for him when he abused the mother of his child.
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I like Jonah as an actor, I think he is funny. Though my thoughts have been taken over by the idea of Leo, Gerard and Bradley all together. The only thing that could make that better is if Fassy joined in the fun. Water guns…Fassy…dancing…**thud**
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aah fassy.., he’s hotter than Dicatchaho so impossible, Leo can’t handle that the women are more attracted by Fassy than by him, he’s only with men who are less hot than him (in his opinion)
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Looks like a bunch of a-holes that I was thankfully never attracted to.
Some women will sleep with anything if they’re famous. It’s really sad.
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Oh jonah, stop it, you need to start hanging out with Seth Rogen and Michael Cera again. This is not a good look.
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Riiight as if bCoop’s mum would let him hang out with these guys.
Seriously though, as a collective they’re rather yucky. Leo, The Butler AND Mel Gibson *pukes*
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Jonah is one serious douchebag that has no respect towards anyone but other douches. This makes so much sense, I’m kinda surprised anyone could think otherwise.
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He reminds me of a nervous date to prom!!
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I saw 21 jump street and after that I really like Jonah hill. That movie is so funny. Why is he considered a douche? Other than hanging out with the group of gross?
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He tends to be a jerk in interviews from what I’ve seen. I’ve never liked him.
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Sans Jonah, this posse is a bunch of gay dudes, posing as womanizing straight-aways! Be yourselves, brahs!
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You know how they have nicknames for couples: Brangelina, Kimye, etc… They should do the same thing for these celebs that hangs together, in this case I suggest the official name of : The Douche Squad where there is Tragic (Mel), Pathetic (Butler), Skeezeballs (Leo), The Douche Apprentice (D.A. for short) (Brad) and Wannabe Douche (or dub-d for short) (Jonah) – smh, what a bunch of douchebags , the aggregated level of douchiness is greater than the sum of its parts. That is when you know you’re scraping the bottom of the barrel -smh
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i like jonah hill in films and stuff but i think in real life he probably is a d*ck.
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Leo has terrible thighs! He needs to start building some muscle. They look so soft…smh
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I can understand why guys who are in their late 30s and 40s hang out together.
I cannot fathom why would they befriend a disgusting guy like Mel Gibson. He is old enough to be their father, he is a bigot, anti-Semitic and worst that all- beat up on women.
Leo is a very talented guy who has such issues that people forget how talented he really is.
I guess he is very much stuck in year 2000. He is like a kid. Everyone moved on and he wants to dress like a dude in highschool in the 90s, date 22 years old and act like one.
Brad Cooper and Jonah Hills seem well above the ranks of this group.
Yes, I do give more credit for Gosling for doing his own thing rather than hanging with D-bags.
He actually dates women his age and a bit older which I give him a lot of credit for.
He seems more intelligent than this crowd, so this is not surprising.
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