Captain Save-A-Ho Charlie Sheen donated more money to Lindsay Lohan

Real question: Just when did Charlie Sheen become the literal Captain Save-A-Ho? That’s all he does these days – he just straight-up helps out hookers, call girls and Lindsay Lohan (cough). Last November, Charlie donated $100,000 to the crack charity known as Lindsay Lohan after the two had worked together on Scary Movie 5 and he found out that she owed the IRS hundreds of thousands of dollars. And you know what they say… give a crackhead an inch and she’ll crack-jack you for a mile. Us Weekly reports that Charlie went “halfies” on the Theia gown (not Cavalli, I got that wrong in the original post!) that Lohan wore to last week’s amfAR gala.

Charlie Sheen gives new meaning to the phrase “friends with benefits.” The actor, 47, has proven to be a very generous pal to his Scary Movie 5 co-star Lindsay Lohan.

On Wednesday, Feb. 6, mere hours before amfAR’s annual New York Gala to kick off Fashion Week, the former Two and a Half Men star put in a call to celebrity stylist Phillip Bloch to ask that he dress Lohan for the glitzy event. He even offered to “go halfsies” with the Liz & Dick actress to pay for the gown.

“Never in a business like this do you see a celebrity pay for another celebrity,” Bloch tells Us Weekly of Sheen, noting that the request came from the actor himself and not from an assistant. “He’s very considerate.”

Lohan, for her part, made good use of Bloch’s fashion expertise. Stunning in a nude-and-silver beaded fringe gown by Theia and a hooded fur by Mendel, the starlet joined celebs including Woody Allen, Karlie Kloss, John Legend and fiancee Chrissy Teigen, Chloe Sevigny, and Cee Lo Green in raising $2.3 million for AIDS research.

This is not the first time the Anger Management star has offered to lend a hand (and money) to the 26-year-old drama-prone actress. Last year, he volunteered to give Lohan $100,000 to help cover her tax debt, which reportedly amounted to more than $233,000. (The actress was said to have refused the money.)

“Charlie has a long history of helping out his friends in many ways, and this is just another example of that,” his rep told E! News at the time.

[From Us Weekly]

This is Lindsay’s whole problem in a nutshell. Instead of having a work ethic and paying her own way, she expects “benefactors” and “johns” to pay for her. Instead of staying home and keeping a low profile, she wants to go out and walk on any red carpet that will have her. Instead of truly making it about the charity event, Lindsay has to make it all about her, her drama, her clothes, her unfortunate crackie situation. Lindsay just wants to be seen. She doesn’t want to BE. She would rather look like a famous actress than actually BE a famous actress. She is the embodiment of Cracked-Out Superficiality and Vapidity, proud and tall. And crackie.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

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  1. Stef says:

    THIS, is STUNNING?! Dude, she looks like she hasn’t showered in 4 days and it looks like she bought that weave from CVS. The gold in the dress clashes terribly with her hair color and her lips look like they have a yeast infection.

    STUNNING?! My ass.

  2. Joanna says:

    charlie can save this ho. lol love captain save a ho

  3. Mia 4S says:

    Charlie, how about $100,000 to Mothers Against Drunk Driving? Or an addiction treatment centre? Or Foster Care (which if she’d been in, she might have stood a chance)?

  4. logan says:

    Save-a-ho, ha ha ha.
    Now how about on this day of love we have a Hoathon. Children from all across this great land can send their pennies to Lindsay Lohan so she doesn’t end up homeless, run out of sea jasper or every have to wear butt ugly shoes again.
    The only sin that this ho has not committed is the sin of pride. Nope, don’t see much of that in her.

  5. Nemesis says:

    And to think of all the worthy people (including me *waves hand excitedly*) that needs that kind of money more than that ungrateful twat. I could put it to very good use.

  6. dorothy says:

    I think we have founded a new chairity ladies. SAVE-A-HO. The recipient being Lindsay Lohan. Priceless.

  7. kitkerenina says:

    Pay for a freakin’ Saint Medal for Denise.

  8. Mabs says:

    Why do plastic surgeons in LA want everyone to look like LeAnn Rimes? Seriously. LiLo’s inching that way…Nicole Kidman’s doc wants her looking like the Nashville Narcissist. She’s really not anything to aspire to. lol

  9. janie says:

    I thought they wore these clothes for free? It never ends with someone coming to her rescue.. She can’t pay a lawyer, Irs, rent, her mom’s mortgage, credit cards, etc… but she buys a dress & he’s paying half? What gives?

  10. lem says:

    i’m choosing to ignore Sheen’s donations to the likes of her because he has also donated a lot of money to worthy causes, such as that little girl with cancer, and I believe he recently paid for a man’s funeral when his family didn’t have any money.

  11. lady mary. says:

    i love celebitchy’s celeb dictionary ,which has fab words like dong emporium ,dong hut ,crackie,captain save a ho,crackfest ,pits of doom,falkor ah ,i love celebbitchy<3

  12. lucy2 says:

    “The actress was said to have refused the money.” Really, US Weekly? Because Charlie confirmed he gave it to her, talked about her not thanking him, and then Lohan made a big deal about how she “forgot” to thank him. Great reporting, US Weekly.

    Armchair psychologist time – I would bet Charlie’s “helping” other people is so he’s not forced to examine his own problems and deal with them, and to make himself feel better that there’s someone worse than him.

  13. judyjudy says:

    Captain Save-A-Ho!

    Heeeee! This has made my morning. Thank you, Kaiser.

  14. G says:

    Apparently he only bought her half a head of hair as well….

  15. JL says:

    If he DONATED the money it was because even Captain Save a Ho won’t touch that snatch, not becasue it wasn’t offered.

  16. Cathy says:

    I have no use for either of them. He’s disgusting and she’s useless. They deserve each other. They should get together

  17. Kate says:

    Everyone saying “Charlie save this ho,” you do recall that Charlie has a long LONG history of absuive behavior towards women, both physical and mental — shot Kelly Preston, held a knife to Brooke Mueller’s throat, go read Denise Richards’ affidavits, etc. etc. How come Chris Brown is a pariah but Charlie Sheen is just a good old guy? Sorry I have a real disconnect with how Charlie continues to get a pass. He is a disgusting human being as is Lohan.

  18. Annie says:

    Shit, people REALLY need to stop giving this woman-child money, working for her for free and offering her bit parts on tv and advertising gigs here and there and generally throwing her bones. Perhaps some of them are doing it out of good intentions, but it’s only prolonging her misery. We are talking here about a person so set in her ways she will only see sense when she has that pure gutter rock bottom experience; she will not use these acts of “grace” to pull herself up, only to prolong the inevitable.

    • crazycatlady says:

      I have a job for her/TV pitch… Someone of some stature in Hollyweird offer her an office job, but she doesn’t get paid unless she stays in the position and performs the work asked of her for X amount of time. Then make a reality show out of it! Who wouldn’t want to watch her attempt to actually WORK A REAL JOB?! It’s hilarious. I’m getting Jay Blumenfield on the phone right now.

  19. swack says:

    Wonder if we will get a story in the next day or two about how once again Lindsay didn’t say thank you to Charlie.

  20. Byte Me says:

    I’m wondering who paid for the other half of the dress. Surely not Lindsay….and where is the dress now? Wadded up in someone’s closet?

  21. HillbillyintheCorner says:

    That dress is either from a consignment store or vintage store or is a direct designer ripoff of a old designer gown….Why do I say that you ask ? Because I have one just like it lovingly perserved in a dress back in the back of my wardrobe closet upstairs with my other old favorites…Brought it in 1986 for a ball My husband and I was attending….were the govenor was attending a real swanky affair…..LOL
    Any way my gown was ordered from NY and was exactly like this one down to the gold chinese symbols over the silk and the inch long bangles only thing I see is it looks well……..cheaper then mine…..or is it the wearer…..
    I don’t know about you folks but this has all the ear marks of Another Lohan Inc Spin Lie….for pubicity…..
    and they sold those pictures to about every gossip outlet they could find …Made a fine pay day…..What ruins the look is Lindsay herself she looks what’s the word my girls use to use………..skaggy that it skaggy …the extensions are over dry on the ends and oily at the roots were they are glued to her own hair….and the cap wig she wears is slipped to the side…her lips are so pulled they have cracked and are flaky under that ton of lips stick which is way outside the line of her lips but the worst thing is her eyes…..She is so high on something her eyes are glazed and out of focus ….Look at them ….were she is it ain’t on that red carpet……

  22. skuddles says:

    The US Weekly story appears to be inaccurate. I heard that Charlie insisted on paying and stressed that the bill should be sent directly to him… no mention of going halfsies. And it’s common knowledge isn’t it that Lohan accepted the 100K from Sheen? Charlie even commented about how she didn’t bother to thank him.

    • crazycatlady says:

      Right. It was a big story that she didn’t thank him. So he gave her more money after that? What is wrong with him? If he’s trying to change his image by being charitable, I don’t think LoCrack is exactly the right charity to fulfill the goal!

  23. Bread and Circuses says:

    Gotta admit, she looked lovely that night.

    They’ve done studies that found that once you pass above a certain income level, money really does NOT buy happiness. You’re just as happy/unhappy as you would be if you had less.

    But there’s an important exception. Money CAN buy happiness if you’re spending the cash on others rather than yourself.

    Maybe Charlie is just keeping happy. He has his issues, but he’s genuinely a generous person.

    Pity he’s wasting it on the Cracken, who is brain-meltingly self-centred.

  24. KellyinSeattle says:

    Charlie is starting to look like shit.

  25. bettyrose says:

    You know, I bet there are a lot of women out there working for noble/charitable causes who also happen to have big tits and would be thrilled if Charlie made an actual donation to an actual charity on their behalf.

  26. Madriani's Girl says:

    This is mind-boggling to me. She wasn’t invited but no one threw her stinky a$$ out. Why not? She isn’t talented, she’s a washeed up junkie wh0re, and she’s broke-a$$ in as many ways as you can think of. Why do people keep giving in to her???

  27. Bess says:

    It amazes me that Blohan insists on keeping up appearances by going to these red-carpet functions. Everyone knows about her legal and financial troubles. She and both of her parents are missing the “shame gene”. It’s the only explanation.

  28. Shelly says:

    She seriously needs a new hairstyle. The ones she’s been rocking for the last few years have all been hideous, and this new one looks just as bad. When she was super skinny and had most of her real hair and her real face she could wear a super-long hairstyle, but now she’s bloated in the face and body, has little of her own hair left, and 2 feet of fuzzy, frizzy, dull, fake hair is not doing her any favors. I don’t know how she thinks she still looks good. I mean, she used to know how to dress better and do her hair and makeup better, so how she can’t see the difference now is beyond me.

  29. elceibeno08 says:

    How can she possibly be a movie star again? She is impossible to work with. No one will give her a job in anything. Even in porn they have to have a certain level of professionalism, which she lacks. If she came down from that cloud she is on perhaps someone will hire her again.

  30. nikzilla37 says:

    I really hope that Charlie at least got the opportunity to hit that, as gross as she is.

  31. Shelley says:

    I just have to say, I love y’all so much. These comments are making me snort-laugh, and believe me, I needed this! You’re all right on target and crazy-funny. Thank you!!

  32. jwoolman says:

    I would assume either Lindsay or Dina called him and did some begging. He is a generous guy, but I doubt he’s that involved with Fashion Week (maybe he’s interested in the charity, though).

  33. skeptical says:

    I watch my face around me crumble….
    but it’s not like i won’t build it up again…
    I’m gonna keep my face in tabloids…
    I will not let my “fame” come to an end.

    Don’t you dare tell me that I’m ooovvveeererrr!!!!
    Don’t tell me I’m oooovvveerrrrrr…

    heehee :)

  34. Maritza says:

    I thought the designers lend the dresses to the celebrities so they get free publicity in those red carpet events. Unless they believe she can’t be trusted in returning back the dress.