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Written by Celebitchy
Posted in Fake News, Jessica Simpson, John Mayer, Photos
3 Responses to “Jessica Simpson and John Mayer take fake relationship to next level”
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You know . . . there’s a rumor going around that Jess is a member of MENSA. I know you’re still laughing, but I’ve heard that she’s VERY saavy when it comes to business (her brand: her.) I have a friend (who’s pretty successful) in the music industry who states that Jess can’t be all that dumb, because it doesn’t matter HOW good your manager is — at the end of the day, it’s YOU who makes/gives the call. We’re all still talking about her, aren’t we? She CAN’T sing and LA has seen plenty of women with bigger boobs and a prettier face than hers. All I’m saying, is that she can’t be all THAT dumb to get where she is –the b*sh knows what’s she’s doing. You may not like her - but you can’t deny that. To me, her fumbles seem quite calculated . . .
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It’s impossible, she cannot be only a slutty dumb blonde… she may not be the best singer, heck, she surely isn’t a singer. But she can sell well her booty. The same fact we’re here questioning about a blonde bimbo dating a geek means the gimmick functions. She even didn’t have to do anything at all, only keeping the valley girl act on a little more, and pretend some surprise when her photos go public.
There will always someone says she’s a brainless, talentless piece of meat, there will always someone in love with her, there will always someone ready to talk of her at all.
Other Karen:
Sparkle Spanky:
Trider:
I’ve danced better than that when I’ve stubbed my toe.
I think it’s real for Jess. And it sounds like he has some affection for her–sort of like for a puppydog he can’t get rid of and finally got used to.
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