Jessica Simpson and John Mayer take fake relationship to next level

Written by Celebitchy

Posted in Fake News, Jessica Simpson, John Mayer, Photos

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3 Responses to “Jessica Simpson and John Mayer take fake relationship to next level”

1. Other Karen says:

   January 30, 2007 at 4:26 pm

   I think it’s real for Jess. And it sounds like he has some affection for her–sort of like for a puppydog he can’t get rid of and finally got used to.

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2. Sparkle Spanky says:

   January 31, 2007 at 6:18 am

   You know . . . there’s a rumor going around that Jess is a member of MENSA. I know you’re still laughing, but I’ve heard that she’s VERY saavy when it comes to business (her brand: her.) I have a friend (who’s pretty successful) in the music industry who states that Jess can’t be all that dumb, because it doesn’t matter HOW good your manager is — at the end of the day, it’s YOU who makes/gives the call. We’re all still talking about her, aren’t we? She CAN’T sing and LA has seen plenty of women with bigger boobs and a prettier face than hers. All I’m saying, is that she can’t be all THAT dumb to get where she is –the b*sh knows what’s she’s doing. You may not like her – but you can’t deny that. To me, her fumbles seem quite calculated . . .

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3. Trider says:

   February 2, 2007 at 2:45 pm

   It’s impossible, she cannot be only a slutty dumb blonde… she may not be the best singer, heck, she surely isn’t a singer. But she can sell well her booty. The same fact we’re here questioning about a blonde bimbo dating a geek means the gimmick functions. She even didn’t have to do anything at all, only keeping the valley girl act on a little more, and pretend some surprise when her photos go public.
   There will always someone says she’s a brainless, talentless piece of meat, there will always someone in love with her, there will always someone ready to talk of her at all.

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