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These are some photos of Justin Bieber in England on Tuesday. He was just about to go to a show, and he stopped to sign autographs for fans, and the paparazzi got some wonderful shots of his magnificent ensemble. This outfit is SO AMAZING. Let’s break it down, from head to toe. The spiked hat? Amazing! The Terry Richardson hipster glasses? Well, who doesn’t want to look like Terry Richardson? The giant gold chain and pendant? Delightful. The TWO gold watches on either wrist? Well, that just makes sense because you never know when you’re going to need the time and one of your wrists might be in a weird position. The lavender leopard-print diaper pants? Incredible! He can’t even walk in them without hiking up the diaper part like he’s a Southern belle wearing a petticoat. And the shoes… well, the only thing weird about them is that I’m pretty sure they’re Tom Cruise-esque wedged lifts.
So, the tabloids are running these photos like this is Justin’s “revenge breakup fashion.” Which is making Selena Gomez laugh and laugh and laugh.
If Justin Bieber was trying to revenge-dress in London on Feb. 26, he didn’t do it right. The pop star stepped out in a ridiculous ensemble and a source close to Selena Gomez tells HollywoodLife.com EXCLUSIVELY that it had her rolling on the floor.
“She hasn’t laughed harder in a very long time,” the source tells us, “she was embarrassed for him.”
Rightly so — Justin’s outfit was completely crazy. Let’s break it down from head to toe. Atop his head was a large, bright yellow, flat-brimmed hat detailed with metallic spikes. He also donned oversized hipster glasses. And if you’re looking at the picture, no, that is not a gigantic earring in his left ear — though it wouldn’t really surprise us!
Justin’s black sweatshirt and gold chain are actually par for the course, but lower down, it’s hard not to notice the gold watches he’s rocking on BOTH wrists.
It’s all topped off by baggy, pink leopard-print sweats. Or are they pajamas?
Mark this down as another loss for the Biebs post-Selena. While he’s seemed generally lost since their split, Selena has looked better than ever, stunning the world during her recent red carpet appearances for Spring Breakers.
The 20-year-old actress has been showing cleavage and tons of skin with wild abandon.
Relationship expert Dr. Phil Dembo explains Selena’s newfound sexuality to HollywoodLife.com: “It is often the case that after a break up with a boyfriend or girlfriend, we are much more heightened to wanting to look our best, our sexiest, and our most inviting.”
While it’s all well and good to be #TeamGomez now and forever, to be fair to Bieber… she chose to date him. It’s embarrassing for HER too. It’s like running into an ex and he’s wearing pleated jeans and a Member’s Only jacket. You have a moment of “Damn, I let this dude see me naked.”
Also – Justin might be getting the last laugh, if “last laugh” is some kind of code for “sex with underage girls”. According to some of the UK tabloids, Justin reportedly took a 17-year-old girl back to his hotel a few nights ago. I guess 17 is legal in the UK? But it’s still gross.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Fashion, Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez
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Barf. Most embarrassing outfit ever.
And notice how he carefully pulled the pants further down, like he actually thought: “This isn’t diaper-y enough! I need it more poopy!”
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LOL…he’s such a douchette!
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Right! This outfit just makes me GIGGLE, it is so ridiculous. You know he thinks he is just the coolest thing EVA!! The purple leopard spotted diaper is THE single funniest thing (not a good for Justin funny, mind you!)I have seen in a while. Poopy diaper indeed!! The Michael K Dlisted write up is pretty funny, too~
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the last pic where you see the back is just ridiculous. forget the diaper, it looks like he took a giant dump in his purple jeggings
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“more poopy”
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha, yesssss!
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@ rockettmerry, yes he is an embarrasment to Americans, I hope Londoners don’t think Americans teens dress like that. Oh wait he’s Canadian, never mind.
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uhmmmm whaaaaaaaa?????? Canadians dont dress like that. But thanks. The Canadian Tuxedo is reserved for those special few, but doesnt every nation have those special few?
Secondly. “we” would much rather, he got an education so that he could properly represent our nation, rather than spewing all of this random BS that does a dis-service to us all.
Somebody take him, we sure as hell dont want him either. Gross.
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He looks like such an idiot sometimes, I don’t know what goes through his mind when he gets dressed. So embarrassing.
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omg….
it looks like one of those bags that horses wear to catch their poop. ya know? like a city cop on horseback. it’s this little bag that lies right beneath the horse’s tail and horses lift their tail and catches the poop
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Lol. MORE POOPY!!!
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his mom must be too busy to change his pants….
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_PDb1K6TmuWc/SD8dET_sN6I/AAAAAAAAAKk/sAJoIUkirIk/s320/04.15.08-05.29.08%2B002.jpg
I see his assistant is also carrying his diaper bag in that second to last pic
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The picture of his back…I have no words
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He looks like he’s wearing a fucking diaper!
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AHH I love these two comments – I actually laughed out loud. My feelings exactly.
The biebs outfit looks like what I tried to wear to kindergarten before my mom would make me change.
I can’t even with this one.
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@betsyD IKR?! Who the hell in their right minds would even think that those pants are attractive and “swaggy”? *massive facepalm*
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Exactly. As I was reading, all I could think was “meh, he’s ridiculous. I just wish his 15 minutes would end.” Then I saw the last picture… holy freaking sh!t!
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ditto!
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My eyes don’t know what to focus on first with that outfit.
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Tool.
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ha ha ha ha ha, where the hell did he get those pants?
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Tools-R-Us?
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LOL
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well its custom made with inbuilt diapers
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Kim Kardashians stylist strikes again!
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The MC Hammer Pants Outlet
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Incredible.
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WTH is a revenge outfit?
BTW, according to the last pic, somebody needs a fresh diaper!
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17 is legal, and I would imagine she still looked five years older than he does.
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Looks like his diaper’s full.
And Selena should have been embarrassed for him, and herself, a long time ago.
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17 itself doesn’t gross me out as much as just Justin himself having sex. He’s quite young as well so it’s like any other teen in highschool having sex with another classmate lol
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To quote LahdidahBaby on the Franco post yesterday, doing the nasty with Bieber would be like having a threesome, he loves himself so much.
The age of consent in the UK is 16, so unfortunately Bieber won’t be arrested for anything yet.
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What would it take to raise the age to 18
and make it apply to a Canadian citizen? Theoretically that is. I’m only doing pure research. No wish to have Biebs incarcerated unless there is, perhaps, a spare cell in an old Borgia dungeon.
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Anybody who wears a purple leopard print diaper is not mature enough to have sex.
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On that last pic, someone did a huge caca in his diapers methinks.
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How is a 17-year-old having sex gross? Unless it’s with Justin Bieber, of course.
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he’s a little rugrat
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Nah the Rugrats are OG’s…. This kid ain’t got nothing on Tommy Pickles lol
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She’s probably embarrassed that she ever dated him. I would be, what a dud.
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Take him back. Take him back now. What did we ever do to you? We don’t want him!
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Seriously Canada we will NEVER forgive you if you don’t take him back!!
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Bieber’s like underwear (apparently literally in this instance), no returns.
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Give him to Britain. He was just there and he can stay where the comedians will make fun of him and he doesn’t realize it.
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Canada one upped Nickleback. I did not even think that was possible.
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No wonder he & Kim are besties. They share the same (tacky) taste in clothing
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who is the fool? the fool or the person who dates the fool?
17 is the legal age but justin isnt that much older anyway, from an age pov its nothing but just the thought of the biebs doing it…the church should hand out posters of him if they dont want anyone to have sex.
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Is this young man mentally/visually damaged? I can think of no other explanation for his ensemble. Each piece is uglier than the next and together they are quite, um, something…
I can’t wait to show these pics to my 12-almost-13 year old. He is going to laugh himself silly.
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It’s all a ploy so you won’t notice he’s wearing lifts.
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He looks like a douche who took a dump.
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…in his pants.
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HA ha haaaaaaa lol, he looks like a shoplifter ,and shop lifted everything he could lay his hands on ,frm diaper to firemans helmet
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I can’t stop laughing! Who in the world could look at themselves in a mirror wearing all of that crap and think “yeah, I look good” ?
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The ones who have people around them going, yeah man, you look good!
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+1
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Lets see? What would top off my rad outfit today? I got it! Soda can shirt! Im such a master!
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He looks ridiculous!
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LMAO It looks like he’s sporting a big arse earring in the second photo!!
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Wow…great sh!t catchers…
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“Look at me! Look at me!”
Seems to me he is looking for attention. Doesn’t he get enough? Jeez what a loser.
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You nailed it meow mix. He’s a poopy pants baby boy crying for his mama. And by mama I mean Selena Gomez.
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“It’s like running into an ex and he’s wearing pleated jeans and a Member’s Only jacket. You have a moment of “Damn, I let this dude see me naked.”
THIS may be the funniest thing I have read in ages!
I don’t think it’s horrible for a 17-year-old to sleep with an 18- or 19-year-old. But isn’t he like 40 in douche years?
I can’t even comment on the outfit, but I highly recommend hopping over to dlisted and reading Michael K’s post on the matter, hehe.
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“40 in douche years”. Classic. LOL
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This is what happens when babies dress themselves
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HA! His outfit actually reminds me of one my then 2 year old put together for himself. Red shirt w/a brown truck on it, purple and black pants, green socks, blue and white sneaks. He wanted to wear them all because they were his favorite clothes. I carefully guided him towards a less, color inclusive outfit.
Maybe Bieber needed his mom to do the same.
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Bahahahaha! He looks like he has a spikey dildo on his head and a he needs a diaper change. And a stylist ASAP! Lol!
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Oh my…
I’m very rarely speechless and so far just Kim K’s recent peplum pants disaster made me unable to find words and now this…
God, he just can’t dress himself…
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Fingers crossed he accidentally sits on his hat.
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HAHAHAHA! His trousers would pop, and he’d fly around the room!
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Omg. My sides hurt I’m laughing so hard.
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Yes, the age of consent in the UK is 16 – and he is only 18 so really it’s age-appropriate. But yeah, still gross. I still think he just gets the girls to read a bedtime story to him while he sucks his thumb and clutches his binky. Although, don’t forget, he’s gonna make you “sweat, sweat, sweat”. Oh God, I feel sick…
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LOVE all these comments!
You know when you put your kid in the baby pool with a diaper on and it soaks up 10 pounds of water?
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Oh hahaha.. This would be the perfect outfit for me (if I was Selena) to cement the fact that breaking up was the right thing to do. Douche looks like he crapped himself.
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He looks like a badly written wannabe comical act in century’s worst parodic teen movie. He looks such a joke, a 10 year old joke. He could actually look quite nice and cool if he dressed up properly but I guess he just wants to appear so idiotic, moronic, crazy looking tool instead – who knows why. Maybe he gets free pot that way.
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The hat trips me out. How does it stay on? Is it stuffed with something? Is it glued to his head? Velcro, maybe?
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Oh good lord it looks like he opened a portal into a closet full of Scene Kids and Swag Fools, rolled in it and then walked out.
You know how every mall has that one cluby, trashy store where it looks like strippers buy their shoes and dresses? A few months ago they had shoes and hats with spikes in them and went, “Who the hell would wear that besides Lady Gaga?”
Guess I have my answer.
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How this freaky little deaky ever got to be a thing is beyond me.
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what the hell is he wearing
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha that is awesome “revenge outfit indeed” .You know she’s thinking she dodged a bullet there. I despise this fool and have always said he is full of shit…thanks butt-munch for proving me right.
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Haha, so this is the hat/outfit that broke Damon Lindelof on twitter. He totally and hilariously live tweeted his descent into madness yesterday after seeing it.
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OMG…priceless — “like he’s a Southern belle wearing a petticoat.”
I hear Mami right now yelling at the Biebs.
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Justin Bieber is a talent-challenged, conceited little twerp. I wouldn’t listen to any of his songs ( much less buy them). I’m tired of seeing these egomaniacal ‘artists’ get all the recognition, when it was somebody else who wrote the lyrics and the music for them. I wish someone explained to the public who the real talented people are, which Justin is not of them. I almost forgot: his outfit is making me want to puke.
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Well, my favorite part WAS the two gold watches. Until I scrolled down and saw the giant dump of doom in his pretty purple pants.
This whole ensemble just SCREAMS masculinity, no?
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“And if you’re looking at the picture, no, that is not a gigantic earring in his left ear — though it wouldn’t really surprise us!”
AHHHHHH THERE’S NO PHOTOS I WANNA KNOW WHAT IT WAS, WAS IT A JOINT?
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I absolutely hate the way he dresses. Not just now, but pretty much all the time. I’m betting he’s going to look back one day and regret his outfit choices. What’s laughable is that when I see his outfits, I immediately think of the 80s and feel embarrassed for him.
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This is worse than Kim K’s preggo peplum chitntz pants (barf)
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Oh Lordy. Ahahahahaahhahhahaaaaahahhahahhahahhahhahhahhahahhahahahhahahha!!!!!!!!!
That last pic from the rear….please, please always post it with his stories. It must live on for all eternity.
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OMG;
It’s a toddler pitching a big old “King Baby” fit.
If I were Selena I’d be embarrassed to say I ever hit that Diaper Bag. Little dude would need to work his way up in my book
1- Diaper Bag
2- King Baby
3- Terrible Twenties
4- I’m a whore
5- Douchebag
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I always knew Bieber was full of shit. Those pants prove it.
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+1
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+2
And I love the glasses, as an added treat.
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Bwahahahahahahahaha. Kaiser your delightful and on point description made my morning.
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Who wants to punch biebs in da face?
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It’s like outfits from Back to the Future 2 got hit with a hammer made from solidified stupid.
And no-one’s even mentioned the bag that goes with the whole ense-, loo-, mess.
I look forward to seeing him all coke bloat and talking about Lindsay Lohan like she’s relevant.
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He’s only like 19 right? So a 17 year old girl isn’t that gross. Its only a 2 year age difference.
Now, its gross because its Justin Bieber..but thats a story for another day.
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This is what you get when you expose a little immature teen lots of money, fame, and bad influences. The perfect example of what you turn into when you become famous and don’t have a solid grounding or sense of self. He’s trying to look cool and badass, but really, everyone is laughing at him. And OF COURSE he doesn’t get that those girls want to sleep with him because he’s famous and not because of him. I think this one is the next Lindsey. I really do think it’s going to get worse.
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How does he get his hat to sit so high on his head, stuff it?
The pants, dear gawd the pants. Why would anyone want to walk around looking like they filled their pants?
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What a dolt.
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This stupid little bitch. He’s so ridiculous it hurts.
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ha ha..like a southern belle holding up her petticoat
I can’t believe he has fans all across the world…he always has the same expression, because he’s so cool, right? 
I doubt Selena even cared.
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This kid is really circling the drain now.
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Uh oh, I guess baby Bieber’s toilet training didn’t stick. Poopy pants! Hahaha!
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on the glasses is written sex….of course!!
lol
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Looool I just got in trouble at work for laughing
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Are we sure those are pants and not the ugliest sweatshirt worn as pants? Either way the kids “on one” wearing that mess.
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Nothing more embarassing than a white guy trying to pretend he’s black. Kinda like Justin Timbalake.
How many days til this loser ends up on Celebrity Rehab??
Tick-tock
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What is going through peoples minds when they dress like this? Seriously? They think it looks good? What’s sad is those ugly ass pants probably cost more than my whole outfit I’m wearing right now. I could go to Target and create a better outfit than that.
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ahahahaha i saw a picture of this outfit yesterday and was hoping celebitchy would do a story on it! it is the worst thing ive ever seen~!
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When is he going to realize that these pants ARE NEVER going to happen! He needs to just atop. He is too stupid to realize that he’s the only one that is ever going to wear them, besides Kristen Stewart.
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On top of the hilarity that is his outfit, there he goes again with that perpetual surprised expression he always does. The male equivalent of the duck pout! All of which he thinks makes him look irresistible.
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Nothing says “swaggy adult” like having crapped your pants.
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Hat by Philip Treacy. Purple, leopard diaper pants by Kim K Preggo Collection.
Laughter by Selena and everyone else on the planet, priceless.
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Do teenage girls actually like the “toddler who shit his jammies” look???
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Looks like he’s been poppin tags with Macklemore…
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Does anyone remember Mrs. Wiggins, one of the characters Carol Burnett played in her variety show? I swear she wore these same pants.
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And his coming to live on earth was predicted by The Coasters in 1959
Fe-fe, fi-fi, fo-fo, fum
I smell smoke in the auditorium
Charlie Brown, Charlie Brown
He’s a clown, that Charlie Brown
He’s gonna get caught
Just you wait and see
(Why’s everybody always pickin’ on me)
That’s him on his knees
I know that’s him
Yeah, from 7 come 11
Down in the boys’ gym
Charlie Brown, Charlie Brown
He’s a clown, that Charlie Brown
He’s gonna get caught
Just you wait and see
(Why’s everybody always pickin’ on me)
Who’s always writing on the wall
Who’s always goofing in the hall
Who’s always throwing spit balls
Guess who (who, me) yeah, you
Who walks in the classroom, cool and slow
Who calls the English teacher, Daddy-O
Charlie Brown, Charlie Brown
He’s a clown, that Charlie Brown
He’s gonna get caught
Just you wait and see
(Why’s everybody always pickin’ on me)
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He looks like his diaper is fully loaded and in need of a change in those britches.
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Ehh, idk if it’s worth being “shocked” by him sleeping with a 17 year old. He’s only 18 or 19 himself, it’s not like he was going for preteens. THAT would be gross.
But man, that outfit is comedy GOLD.
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Is the circus in town?
Someone needs their diaper changed.
Is his “stylist” blind? or just color blind
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wow that’s all i say !! what the hell kind of outfit is that ??? not cute
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Ridiculous! Sagging, 3x to big, dirty diaper pants are not attractive or “cool”! xD
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Selena laughing at his style? *rolls eyes* He’s been dressing this way for years now! He dressed this way before the started dating! LOL! I don’t get this report! o_O Why would Selena go to the tabs to blab about what she thinks of Justin’s style?
I agree that she should be embarrassed! She dated Justin Bieber! LOL Lets hope it was a contract! She was a legal adult and he was a minor when they hooked up! Eww!
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Oh I get it now…he borrowed Kim Kardashian’s pants.
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when selena started dating him 2 years ago he was still normal. she doesn’t have to be ashamed
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and i thought lady gaga was bad … and why the heck is he wearing two watches.
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Those photos are gonna haunt him forever. He looks like a white Steve Urkel.
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Yet another reminder that money cannot buy style. This kid is a spoilt, pathetic twat. He needs our pity. And a mirror.
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He looks high on opiates (or syrup) all the time lately and he’s starting to look ill in the face.
This doesn’t end well.
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