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Human inflatable tube Matthew Perry is dating injectible lips accident Meg Ryan at least possibly so according to Ananova.com
The word on the street is that Matthew Perry has been making rather a few trips to Meg Ryan’s LA homestead.
And it has been reported that they have also been out for a candlelit dinner for two.
Hmm…
Now, we’re big fans of this supposed coupling… as far as we know they’re both single and we think they’d be rather cute together.
I think both of them are so long past their cute days and well into their awkward, extended trying to preserve their cute in formaldehyde as it becomes a more and more embarrassing smelly jar on the shelf. Perry has already been through the shame of ballooning up and down all over the last few seasons of Friends. As the rest of the cast became visibly aged, toned, and salt cured millionaires only MP was ruining continuity between seasons either wobbling around like a blancmange or showing up rehab skinny.
Meg hit an appearance tailspin of her own with a crazy case of trout pout. Collagen Lips that sat like a pair of tonsils under her nose. It was perhaps a public call for help after being lured away from fine fettlesome husband Dennis Quaid by Russell Crowe – and then unceremoniously dumped by the same.
andPOP had some added eyewitness detail:
“They sat in a dark corner booth. Meg asked that the spotlight on their table to be turned down.”
No Wonder … who wants to see all that formerly cute well lit … I think bar lighting is this couple’s best friend …
Credit where credit is due Matthew P. has taken the bloated carcass of Chandler and reanimated it on the new Aaron Sorkin clever patter fest Studio 60 on the Sunset Street – and it kinda works. Meg is slated to replace Lisa Kudrow (the clever Yale girl who has made the most interesting post-Friends choices) in a rom/com across from William Macy. Trout Pout and The Ventriloquists Dummy … Fish Face and Chucky … I see the comedy bit anyway - this idea of cute in this pairing eludes me as well.
Written by UrbanDK
Posted in Photos
13 Responses to “When Fatty met Sally”
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Her lips are the least of her problems. I’m more grossed out by her breasts, which are nearly at waist level. Gross. Buy a bra for cripes sake !
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Maybe you should change the header to “When fatty met Saggy”.
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LOL, you people are mean.
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CB, borrowing the famous Bogie line, “You’re not subtle, but you are effective”.
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Thanks Alex, but UrbanDK deserves all the credit! We do have different people writing for the blog now.
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Alex, UrbanDK wrote this one. You can tell by the references to male fatties.
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What we should be pro male fatness
Although Chubby Chasing has its charmns … they are easy to catch as they cant move fast
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LOL, I thought the title read “When Fatty met Smelly”. I did think it was a little harsh…..
Poor Meg, dumping the delectable Dennis for Rascally Russ was the worst thing she ever did.
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Dennis was a bad boy.
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all sing:
do your boobs hang low, do they wobble to and fro,
can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow,
can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier,
do your boobs hang low.
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dennis quaid was an alcoholic as was meg ryan. this paring makes sense in a weird hollyweird way. there is a two degrees of separation as far as who has had sex with who in hollywood. its practically incestuous. there needs to be one of those humongous diagrams of how they are all interconnected.
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Yes, I see now that it was written by UrbanDK. Must have missed that after I fell off my chair laughing.
sassymommy:
DJ:
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ta ta:
“wobbling around like a blancmange”! Hilarious! I’m totally stealing that and using it at the first opportunity.
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