The Coachella festival raged on for a second weekend, and there are tons of new photos, but this was like Coachella reject weekend. In other words, there was no Alexander Skarsgard in attendance to double fist Viking beer and generally hang around looking hot. And there were no Robsten sightings to awkward up the place either. Instead, we’ve got Gerard Butler, who loves Coachella because it’s his very favorite place to enjoy porta potty sex with randoms. I think last year’s festival was the breaking point for Kaiser’s enduring crush on the dude, and I can’t blame her because that sh-t is nasty. My own, long-dead fascination with Gerard lasted about five minutes after watching 300, and then the guy tried to lazily pass off his Scottish brogue for an Irish accent in P.S. I Love You, and I was done with him for good. If that hadn’t done the trick, I’m sure porta potty sex would have sufficed to gross me out enough too.
Here are some more photos from Coachella, weekend deux. Courtney Love was there and was a total mess, of course. I imagine she plotted to accost Gerard in a porta potty before completely losing her train of thought.
Jessica Alba seems out of place at Coachella. She probably worried the entire time about all of the plastic bottles that were poisoning everyone at the festival.
Mischa Barton seemed really out of it and overdressed for an event where people lounge around on the grass.
I think Paris Hilton and River Viiperi are basically living at Coachella now. Man, Paris really needs a new shtick.
Hey, it’s Robert Ackroyd from Florence + the Machine. He and Katy Perry debuted their romance at last year’s festival, and now he’s but a distant memory in a douchecloud of John Mayer.
Remember the revolting Brandon Davis? He’s lost a lot of weight, but he still looks like a greasy bear.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and WENN
gerard butler looks horrible. he’s getting too old to be out whoring around.
Yessss, the siren call of the porta potty was too much to ignore.
Um can I see Courtney’s lady garden (all be it a bit of a bare lawn)?
My eyes! My eyes!
She’s so repulsive.
Oh, Gerard. Gerard. You really had that something special back in the (British) day. Drop-dead gorgeous, talent in abundance, respect…. Give it up, mate. Now you just look like a pathetic old git.
Courtney…ah, Courtney. I always knew she’d grow old disgracefully.
Paris, I demand my vintage psychedelic dress back! Oh, and your routine has been dull and boring for years. Time for a re-invention, luvvie. Maybe, oh, I don’t know….getting a bit of education, some charity work and a bit of philanthropy, perhaps?
The rest of them….ho hum.
Paris Hilton is always guilty of being too trendy imo. She can never just have one trendy item on at a time. She is always head to toe in trendy, a look that I despise.
Jessica Alba???
It’s official. Coachella has jumped the shark in terms of the celeb attendees. Y’know, when Drew Barrymore and Kate Hudson would go, at least you knew from interviews they did and clubs they were spotted at, that they seemed to be live music fans. But I’ve never known or heard of Jessica Alba being a live music fan. I think she’s there for the promotion because every other star ends up there now.
FYI, Jessica Alba has gone before, seen here in 2007 http://www.flickr.com/photos/album01fotossmirkes/511463867/in/photostream/
Celebrities have always gone, it’s just now that Vanessa Hudgens goes too people think everyone is an a-hole. Do a little googling before you type.
Gerard looks ill đ
Âżwhat happens to you man???
They ALL look AWFUL but GERARD BUTLER looks absolutely GROSS and DIRTY.
I am embarrassed to think I once thought he was sexy.
If jessica alba looks awful to you must be living in the land of uber good looking people.
Butler looks like Freddie Krueger in that pic.
Oh Gerard Butler. Aging so so badly. He had everything and is just throwing it all away and wasting his life and potential. It’s depressing. I had a celeb crush on him back in the day (even prior to 300 when he did independent stuff) and now he’s looks grizzled old, smelly, and farty. And his eyes are just cold and mean. Ug. I think drugs and alcohol have totally changed him and not for the better.
I think Courtney Love was performing at least she had an exucse to be there. Gerard looks to old to be there
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO GERARD BUTLER? He was once so handsome đ very sad!
It’s a total waste and tragedy how he has flushed himself down the toilet.
The state of his career and hotness quotient is amply demonstrated by the fact that this post has attracted only 16 comments so far.
Gerard, what happened??
GB totally denied the sex in the port-a-potty story.
The porta poty story is just that, a story, there was never any truth in it. He looks old because he’s smoking again and ages the skin and he’s smoking again due to stress caused by that Romanian he’s been with. Also, he stopped drinking alcohol when he was 28.