Here are some photos from the first full day of Coachella. Surprisingly enough (or not), this has become an annual event for the paparazzi too. I wonder if the paps have to buy tickets and then they just wander around the “cool” areas looking for celebrities? If I was a pap, I would hang out wherever the beer is being served, but it looks like the paps have an easy time of it when they’re just wandering around the main areas. My favorite photos thus far are these pics of Alexander Skarsgard, grabbing two beers and talking to a lady. Mm… I like the way Alex holds a beer. I like the way he looks down into a lady’s eyes and smiles. Is that the Skarsmethod of Flirting? Lean down, look into her eyes and give her an overpriced beer? Honestly, it wouldn’t even take that to get me into the Porto-potty for a good Skarsbang. Don’t you love how Alex turns any event into his very own Dongporium? Several ladies are going to get pregnant with Skarsbabies.
More photos from the first day of Coachella – KELLAN LUTZ WAS THERE. Kellan Lutz!! So Lutzy! Kellan Lutz Lutzed Up The Kellan Coachella Lutz Party. Would you like to see Kellan Lutz’s manly Lutz Nip?!?
Tallulah Willis, being crackie.
Paris Hilton and her sad boyfriend River. This poor kid.
Ireland Baldwin and her boyfriend. She’s not wearing a bra. She’s 17 years old (I think)!! Is that too young for Coachella?
Francesca Eastwood. Ugh. I can’t.
I really think Kate Bosworth and Michael Polish just follow the paps around and purposefully stand in front the cameras so that someone will pay attention.
Jared Leto looks frail.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and WENN.
Dongporium. Brilliant!
^ x 10000. Even the Travelocity Gnome knows it’s true.
Well, it is my favorite vacation spot. 🙂
Okay, that made me lol! So true! 😀
I’m fascinated by the 1980s ugly jean shorts and OMG fanny pack. And these are people with money.
Haha, I wonder what it is about Coachella that brings out the inner budget skank in everyone.
They’re saving their money for the overpriced beer. 😀
Seriously, this is a massive collection of fashion don’ts. Call me old fashioned but I really think that after agr 30 attending a music festival is a little try hard. I personally can’t stand it but maybe I’m too high maintenance and into hygiene in my old age.
I’m with you. They all look horrible.
As someone over at the DM said, a bunch of stupid hipsters trying to out-hipster eachother 😒
Totally agree. Eye-roll. Everyone is trying to be soooooooo cool.
It looks like we have walked into an identity crisis- hippie commune meets Guns N’ Roses meets 90’s heroine addict couture. The fanny pack adds some tourist flare. Garbage I say. But Kate looks decent.
Ugh… I know. They’re trying so hard to outdo each other with their ironic hipster fashion. ASkars looks normal and yummy.
Every time I see photos of Coachella I have to laugh. It’s like you are not allowed to enter the festival if you don’t wear certain clothes.
And it’s not even their personal style, it’s just getting dressed for Coachella! Pathetic!
Exactly. These people NEVER dress like this otherwise. It’s hilarious.
What is with the bum bag?! Possibly the most hideous thing.
We call them fanny packs. Anyway, looks like another hipster d-bag trying to wear something ugly in an ironic way
😒
How does one wear something in an ironic way? They all look like idiots, only Alex looks normal.
@spooks, “hipsterism fetishizes the authentic” elements of all of the “fringe movements of the postwar era—beat, hippie, punk, even grunge,” and draws on the “cultural stores of every unmelted ethnicity” and “gay style”, and “regurgitates it with a winking inauthenticity” and a sense of irony.
The fanny pack is actually an excellent way to carry your shit at a music festival, especially if you want to dance.
I don’t get why all these people wear these horrible clothes. Is it required?! Or what?!
they “think” that they are sooo hip so cool soooo coachella. what I find interesting is weekend 2. U get new faces & return offenders trying even more because they read the wtf comments from opening weekend.
I used to attend the country fair in my state back in the day. It was a real experience not a costume party of try hards.
Skarsgard is always the hottest guy in the Coachella tent. Every time.
And after day one, looks like it’s a pair of newcomers who are making their mark…
Yes folks, Baldwin and Baldwin Boyfriend have taken the early lead for
“most ridiculous Coachella get-ups”.
Why is Baldwin Boyfriend wearing my dad’s socks???
Because they came with the purchase of the fanny pack
Agreed! Skarsgard is the hottest and seems to be the only one dressed like a normal human being!
Mmmm… Skarsdong. My weekend is ending on a high note. Oops… poor choice of words for Coachella-talk.
Kate Bosworth looks like someone needs to forcefeed her a sandwich or five.
And I wish knee socks were not making a comeback. I hope it’s only a Coachella blip.
La Bosworth is looking a lot like someone’s granny.
But they aren’t even knee socks, they’re too short to even be considered that! That’s why they are so intolerable!
thank god for the coachella livestream, i don’t have to deal with the crowds, heat or smell 🙂
Are knees socks with ankle booties a thing now? Or just a fug, coachella thing?
I like it. Love all of the boots.
The 90’s are back!
Oh God. I remember my mom being horrified when the 70’s were back a few years ago. I didn’t get it until now. When you see the fashion of your early youth return and you KNOW there are pictures of you wearing this without irony, it’s time to get reading glasses.
Coachella, were fashion goes to die.
You speak the truth!
Ugh! All the ladies look like they’re going to a Coachella Costume Party. Soooo try-hard. Why can’t they just wear casual clothes in their own style? I love the Skars part of Coachella… but that may be it…
Also, can someone please explain the Kellan Lutz is Lutzy thing? It’s hilarious, but I missed the start of it…
Kellan Lutz talks about Kellan Lutz in the third-person. Once Kellan Lutz did an interview like that and now I, a non-Lutz, can’t stop with the Kellan Lutz is a Lutzy Lutz thing.
http://www.celebitchy.com/105648/fame_hasnt_changed_kellan_lutz_says_kellan_lutz/
Hilarious! Thank you Kaiser – that just made my day. 😀
Only Kellan Lutz would stroll around Coachella with a manpurse.
Ahem… don’t you mean a Lutzy manpurse? 😉
I am not sure Jared Leto should be singled out as the only outfit fail here. ASkars may be the only outfit that works
Well, of course there is also KELLAN LUTZ, who must look fabulous; I am so blinded by his Lutziness, all I see is a halo of white light surrounding his magnificent head (that’s where his Lutz mind is, right?)
Oh j.eyre… Kaiser wrote Jared looked “frail” not that his outfit was a “fail”.
Perhaps you’ve been straining your eyes too much on today’s Cumby post. 😉
Oh she did! Your must be right. I simply must wait at least an hour after waking before commenting… and stop reading on my iPhone.
Thanks for the catch. And he does look frail.
This a reply to j.eyre, but somehow the button doesn’t work…
Jared Leto is probably still looking frail after filming his part in the Dallas Buyers Club earlier this year.
j eyre – I have a one cup of coffee minimum before I access the site from my iPhone.
Otherwise I might mistake Bong for Dong. Then in my mind I’m thinking I need to inhale McAvoy instead of blow 😉
@nanea – well observed, you are probably right.
@mia girl – either action would be acceptable when it comes to The Mac, n’est pas? I would let him sniff glue from my navel if he asked.
Agreed… Sniff glue, call me mommy, ask me to role play that I am Tenzig Norgay and he must conquer both the mountain and me…whatever The Mac wants, I’ll get.
Alexander is usually the only celebrity who doesn’t look like an a-hole at these things, since he wears what he always wears. And it was Hammarby’s opening game yesterday!
HAMMARBY!!! His love and devotion is just adorable.
Agreed- he looks way less douchey than the rest of that hippie wannabe crowd. His loyalty to that team is admirable- he is not a fair weather fan.
He and Fare Fares were both wearing the uniform black t shirt, black jeans. Are those two ever apart?
Didn’t he look hot though…I mean in the temperature way…it is in the desert?
He’s gorgeous.
Now that that’s out of the way, can I just say that I don’t GET Coachella? What is the allure of sitting on the grass in the sun next to a bunch of sweaty people whose personal hygiene habits don’t look up to snuff? I know there’s music, but there never seems to be many pictures of an actual concert. It all just lost hipsters wandering around, facing different directions. Why? Why is this a big deal? At least SXSW is organized. Coachella is just…whatever, I think it’s drugs. I think they pass around the good shit there.
These kinds of posts are annoying. I’ve never been to Coachella, but I’ve been to a lot of music festivals in Europe and they’re all the same (just with crappier weather). Yeah, all the pictures are of people standing around, because it’s easy for the photogs to get those pictures as opposed to when they’re in giant crowds watching the bands. 95% of these people go for the music.
A hipster State Fair with ass-kicking boots?
Alex is looking GOOD lately. Did he put on some weight? I wonder if he owns 1 hammarby tshirt or like 20.
Probably 100 lol. His huge flag is mad though!!
It’s nice to see a picture of Kellan Lutz once more. He may be a little self-centered but he sure is hot. I would love to see his nipples and more.
Kellan Lutz is my harmless Irish Setter type of guy crush!
Go Lutz with your bad self!
Ireland Baldwin has only been famous for a few minutes it seems, but she’s already bordering on obnoxious.
Alex looks good.
Exactly.
Alex is the only saving grace of this post because everyone else looks like they smell. Seriously…these people have money & look so tryhard hippy. Ugh.
ETA: Actually, Kellen Lutz looks normal for Kellen Lutz or so Kellen Lutz says.
Well, he’s a Virgo, of course he’s immaculate 😀
+ 1 Virgos are the best 🙂
<—- This Scorpio looooooves Virgos. They're just right for us.
I love that fifth picture down of Alex. “Oh, look, it’s sexy time!” 😀
The rest of these people look terrible. Bosworth looks near death, and I must be the only person who has NEVER gotten Jared Leto.
LOL! Sexy time for sure! He’s gorgeous.
My guess is because you haven’t seen him in real life and or grew up along with Angela Chase….
No! You are not the only person who never got Leto. Yuk, I saw him for the poseur he is right from the start. He’s a massive tool and douchey poseur.
Holy fuc….Alex. Yup, time to go buy an EPT test or start knitting. I think it’s twins.
Dongporium is open for business! Wonder if that chick he was talking to woke up the next morning to discover she was knocked up with Viking babies. Such is the way of the Skarsdong. One look and…BOOM! You’re having a blonde, blue-eyed brood.
What is going on with Talullah Willis? Looks like she’s rolling on something. I hope she doesn’t have her mother’s penchant for getting f***ed up anyway, anyhow.
UGGGHHH. I cannot control my eyes from rolling out of my head.
Alex…YUM! (And he meets my height requirement.) 😉 I totally think his whole look-down-into-your-eyes-and-smolder thing is his method of seduction. It’d work on me!
If Blohan can bring Cody (16), I guess Ireland can be there, too.
Do these stupid girls not realize the ridiculous tan-lines they’ll be rocking due to wearing knee-socks, boots, and shorts?
Yes, 17 is too young to be wearing THAT to coachella
17 is too young to be wearing THAT, period. IMO.
Mmm Skarsdong. Skarsdong in a Hammarby tshirt. Oh lord, eggs are dropping over here.
True! Alex is ridiculously good looking!
Was ‘Rollo’ Rob Kardashian and pimp momma standing at the gates giving out the sock magnates socks to everyone entering? The socks make the terrible outfits that much more terrible..
Alex looks delicious.
I might be alone here but does anyone else LOVE Kate’s outfit?! The eyelet short set is pretty and I WANT those booties (and the bag. Actually, I’ll take all of it).
I think her outfit is cute, too. Plus, she is the only one in that group (besides Alex) that looks like they’ve bathed.
She looks clean and it’s a cute outfit but not sure I’d wear cream to an outdoor music festival….that’s like asking for beer to be spilled on you. And what’s up with her boyfriend he’s got long sleeves on, isn’t Palm Dessert pretty warm right now?
Looks like a fun time! Lots of celebs & wantabes.. I don’t see a single soul passed out & i’m sure paps are looking.
Alex and Jared were the only ones who looked like they always do.
You’re absolutely right. Alex looks delicious as usual. And Jared looks like a massive douche also as usual.
+ 1 billion
In my head Mount ASkars is like Mount Olympus. once you get to the top, you feel like a goddess.
Amen to this! I’m ready to begin my pilgrimage!
I want a skarsbaby. Seriously the man would make georgeous viking babies.
My fashion take away from this post is that well fitting jeans and t-shirts always look good…..dare i say hip 😀
I just noticed in the 4th & 5th pics (once I got past the arm porn…like an hour later), Alex is hairy little bugger. I find nearly everything about him adorable. I need to stop.
How can he look that good in 90 deg heat is beyond me. Oh, and Tallulah Willis looks like she’s having a heat-induced seizure.
The fanny pack is…I have no words for it. Also the Shorts worn under the armpits. OMG. Love love love the Hammarby-T-Shirt of the hunky Swede. Best Football-Club ever! Hammarby Stockholm GO!
Alexnader skarsgard always looks hot!
Askars is really good in Disconnect, if it is playing in any cities near you guys.
I think whatever sucked the hot out of Jared Leto injected it into Alex and made him doubly hot. I believe he has gained weight, which he desperately needed. He is a tall, lanky guy, so he needs some meat on him.
Damn, when Does True Blood start again?
It looks like he’s gained muscle.
He could have worn this outfit as well, it would have been weather appropriate:
http://luvtheviking.tumblr.com/post/47984814524/askarsswedishmeatballs-you-know-that-moment
And TB starts in 2 months.
Thanks! Perhaps I’ll watch the past season until then. Must have more Alex!
And I agree about the outfit.
The best pic of Alex so far:
http://alexanderssskarsbrow.tumblr.com/post/47989593774
God, can he get more perfect? Yeah, probably. ‘Cause he’s that perfect. So perfect that his levels of perfection can out-do each other.
yummers! thanx for that marysue! 😛
Looking at these pics makes me miss the 90s.
Ugh! It’s such a celebrity pose-festival. Does anyone even go for the music anymore?
ROTFL they should reaname Coachella Douchefest , my god these people are just the worst
the odd thing is, Tallulah is doing the ‘exact’ leg motion that came to mind when looking at Skarsie in that 1st pic. mmmm…moist. 😉
homegirl in the 2nd pic totally blew an opportunity to bump into Skarsie’s brews, which would’ve prompted him to take off his wet t-shirt and delight his web blogger stalkers…uh, i mean us fans. tee-hee 8)
I love him to pieces. Not like follow him into his gym carrying a razor full of pubes, but yeah, I love him to pieces in a totally innocent, normal way.
EDIT: I’m talkin’ ’bout Askars, of course. Not any of those other ridiculous douches with their dumb clothes.
carrying a razor full of pubes
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EW! 😕
😆
LOL, it’s a reference to the bizarre stalker-fan of Hugh Jackman. Just want to be clear on that! 🙂
I’m pretty sure that’s Sofia Coppola that ASkars is talking to.
Let’s hope he’s seducing her into casting him in one of her films!
Definitely not Sofia, but I can sort of see the resemblance in the nose. However, that is not SC’s fashion/style and that girl is too young. This is how she looks right now:http://rdujour.com/?s=sofia+coppola
First of all, why do people put so much thought into music festival fashion you go for the music and try to stay as hygienically sound as possible. Second, I’ve never seen a more predictable group Of celebrities at this over priced now over hyped music festival.
+ 1 zillion
What happened to Jared Leto? He was so gd hot in Lord of War with Nic Cage. Dude looks like death warmed over.
Count me another one that doesn’t understand, and would never wear socks up to my knees with shorts.
Ireland Baldwin and her boyfriend. She’s not wearing a bra. She’s 17 years old (I think)!! Is that too young for Coachella?
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she looks 25 to me here, so i don’t thinks she’s too young at all.
Kim & Alec have anything to worry about. she haves the looks of a Valkyrie & probably can take care of herself.
i can see her slinging that boyfriend of hers over the shoulder like a sack of potatoes & everything! 😉
‘haven’t anything’
Damn Alexander was at Coachella wish I had bumped into him, just got home from the festival and I am now just seeing who was there (celeb wise). Although I did see 3 guys walk in front of me with a papparazo in front of them now that I see these pics I know that he was photographing Kellan Lutz, did not recognize him at all.
I can say that all the girls dress up for this festival in the weirdest outfits that I never see worn anywhere else. The fashion is a bit ridiculous I just dress comfortably for the music and dancing cuz that is what I go for the music and it is a great music festival.