Lisa Rinna imitates Audrey Hepburn & Marilyn Monroe on Instagram: wtf?

Lisa Rinna

I know that Lisa Rinna arrives with a long (and still enduring) history of daytime and evening soap operas, but I’ll always remember as crazy ass Taylor McBride on the first incarnation of “Melrose Place.” Her character was so shameless, and Lisa embraced the role with such zest that I had to admire her at least a little bit. I’ll never understand why she’s so intent on blowing up her lips to a ridiculous degree, but she seems harmless.

Anyway, Lisa is one of the many celebrities who take to Instagram and document their daily minutae. Lisa’s account is fairly typical, and visitors will receive a lot of photos of strange manicures and shoes as well as glasses of wine and random flowers. About a week ago, things got kind of weird, and Lisa decided to throw herself a Breakfast at Tiffany’s theme party for her birthday. In the top photo, she looks kinda drunk, right? She looks like she’s having a ton of fun with this theme even though, obviously, Lisa Rinna is no Audrey Hepburn.

Lisa Rinna

Now I can get behind this party cake for sure. That’s reason enough for a Breakfast at Tiffany’s theme. I’ve always thought the movie was overrated, but I’d dig this cake right into my belly. Yum.

Lisa Rinna

These “Marilyn Monroe” photos though, are another story. The Audrey ones were kind of cute, but this Marilyn look is … utterly disastrous. Oh, Lisa. To say anything else would be too cruel, so I’ll just stop now.

Lisa Rinna

Lisa Rinna

Lisa Rinna

Photos courtesy of Instagram

 

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47 Responses to “Lisa Rinna imitates Audrey Hepburn & Marilyn Monroe on Instagram: wtf?”

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  1. e.non says:

    uh…. no. not even close.

  2. brin says:

    Keep “Audrey”, delete “Marilyn”.

  3. Fritzi Schnitzer says:

    She’s some kind of reptile.

  4. pao la says:

    Of course.. because to be like Marylin all you have to do is wear a blonde trashy wig and some lipstick. So if i wear black framed glasses could i pass for Clark Kent?

  5. neelyo says:

    Hmmm that Marilyn shot looks more like a tribute to Amanda LePore.

  6. poppy says:

    OMG her version of monroe looks like a low low low rent version of amanda lepore.
    NO
    cannot unsee.

  7. elik says:

    i think she looks like Courtney Love in the color “Marilyn” pic……

  8. Shelley says:

    Aaaaargh….she used to be so beautiful!! Freak….how is it possible for anyone to look worse than Rihanna’s Marilyn????

  9. DanaG says:

    that is just scary. I thought it was someone in drag being Marilyn. And she is no Audrey Hepburn..

  10. Jax says:

    She looks like The Joker from Batman!

  11. Esmom says:

    WTF is right. Although the Audrey is not horrific. Still, I think she needs to step away from the Twitter or Facebook or whatever, she is embarrassing herself. These people (non-celebs included) who feel the need to share virtually every moment of their lives online are starting to get to me.

  12. marie says:

    is that really her in the top photo? nose seems different..

  13. Colleen says:

    She looks exactly like Hedwig from Hedwig and the Angry Inch!

  14. Mandy says:

    She used to be SO PRETTY! I only watched her on Days of Our Lives. I’ll never understand why people like her eff with their face.

  15. Jacqueline says:

    The cake looks busted/budget. As does Rinna.

  16. Cam S says:

    I’m off to Youtube how to recreate the Breakfast At Tiffany’s up-do. I can sooo rock that to work tomorrow.

  17. Tim Whatley says:

    Looks more like she threw herself an ‘Anne Bancroft as Mrs. Robinson’ party…

  18. Melma says:

    Lol how could anyone think that the first picture is her… this website sometimes…

  19. Mia says:

    Her lips are going to make me throw up in my mouth.

  20. Gistine says:

    Is she vying for a spot on Drag Race? Because she looks straight old Tranny to me. Yikes!

  21. Kim says:

    This is a man right? Seriously that Marilyn is a drag queen.

  22. lisa says:

    she has way too much spare time

  23. Kelly says:

    Scary and sad at the same time

  24. jl says:

    she looks like joan rivers in the marilyn pic!

  25. Chinadoll13 says:

    She looks terrible all that surgery screwed her up!

  26. moo says:

    I thought she took the fillers out of her lips….. obviously not!
    And that neck!!! YIKES!!!!!

  27. CeltLady says:

    Things that you can’t un-see.
    Yikes!

  28. xxx says:

    Is that actually her in the top photo? Or a friend also dressed as Audrey. I say this because the lips are thinner, the hairstyle is different and the jewelery is different.

  29. Jade says:

    gross! this plastic it hasn’t nothing on Hepburn or Monroe! they where natural beauties. she has no talent and is a$$ ugly!

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