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I am rather in favor of Madonna’s self-consciously strict and old fashioned regimen for raising kids. It’s the flip side of rebel … and seems appropriate for living in the UK with its grand tradition of young radicals who turn into old fogies
Madonna once confessed that she’s the disciplinarian in the family, forbidding her children from watching TV at all, which she called “trash.”
She is continuing with bringing the hard discipline to bear on the kids — and announcing the policies to the press before they have even pubesced. She broke it down for Jeanette Walls over at MSNBC
The woman who brought the world the book “Sex” has become a prudish mom. Madonna has banned her 10-year-old from dating until she’s 18.
“No boys for [Lourdes] until she turns 18,” the “Papa Don’t Preach” crooner says, according to WENN. “She’s a good girl, though. She doesn’t have it easy. Late-night TV, junk food and mess are not tolerated in my house.”
Irony is headed straight for Madonna with a big thick irony stick … when it gets to her English mansion it is gonna whack her long and hard till she clearly feels the irony all over her well muscled, HRT limbered frame.
If genetics play true Lourdes may not be in much of an adolescent mood to listen to a strict disciplinarian Mom. She may cut on over to chill with Dad and the Santeria crowd in Miami, date inappropriately, dance all night and drive her mother mad. Hell she might just slip out of the house and do it in decadent London town. Some girls do.
Then again maybe Madge knows the best gift you can give a kid is something worth rebelling against … the Madonna self-knowledge index is always a hard one to read. Just when you think she’s in on the joke … then you ain’t so sure.
Teenage kids banned from dating till they are 18 should ensure that the joke will be permanently on her.
pics via the bosh
Written by UrbanDK
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21 Responses to “Madonna won’t let Lourdes date till shes 18”
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First, the kid is only 10. Lourdes is not a problem yet. 10 is an easy age. Just wait until the girl turns 14. Madge will not be a fit mother because all Lourdes has to do is just point to her mother’s bad behavior when Madge was a younger woman. I can’t wait. These kids have my sympathy. I hope they turn out better than their screwed up parents.
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“. . .not tolerated in my house.” Just about says it all. Not our house or our family or our home, but my house because it’s really all about Madge innit ?
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Do as I say, not as I’ve done. Oh but by the way, it did get me all I have today. If you push against something, it comes at you even stronger. I hope her kids make wise choices, not coerced ones.
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She’s a great mother and it shows in the kids
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It’s a wise, fit decision, however it does just look strange becaue she herself didn’t follow that route. But thats what ALL parents want for their children- for them not to live through the same mistakes/pains/problems that they did when they were young.
No diffrence here…. she is a fabulous mother who knows what is best for her children. If she can vest the inner-confidence and security into her daughter, rebellion wont be a problem. And I think Madge has plenty of teach-by-example credentials in the confidence department
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I just can’t get past the hypocrisy. HER daughter can’t be involved in any of the mentioned things, yet she does her best to corrupt everyone else’s daughters in all the same aspects.
Don’t get me wrong, I love Madonna, I was one of the corrupted kids back in the 80’s! My dad HATED it. I just have a hard time with how blatantly she sells this stuff to OUR daughters, but wouldn’t dream of letting her own be involved in anything so salacious.
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“I just have a hard time with how blatantly she sells this stuff to OUR daughters, but wouldn’t dream of letting her own be involved in anything so salacious.”
Diva, it’s called making a living.
I saw Madonna and Lourdes (and Rocco and baby David) in LAX and that Lourdes is one gorgeous 10-year old girl.
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I’m glad to see Mr. T didn’t forget to take his bitter pill this morning.
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I agree she’s quite pretty. She’ll be a stunner when she’s older.
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I’d do the same thing: kids are fucking sluts these days and tv is total bullshit with girls gone wild crap on every other minute. she’s right, even though she’s psycho now.
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p.s. madonna rebelled, but wisely and strategically. she took care of herself and she used her talents and mind. she rebelled against dumbshit like shaving her pits and catholicism, not against ruining her life like most stupid american teens by fucking and doing drugs.
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You say confidence Pecarrie, I say blind meglomaniac arrogance. I hope Lourdes doesn’t inherit that.
Fab, I try not to read T’s comments. Dude’s a dinosaur.
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how in the world does anyone know that Madonna is the new Good Housekeeping Magazine mother of the year? people see one picture and some planned out soundbyte and come to that conclusion? Please, just this last christmas, madonna was doing her aerobic humping karaoke concerts. She could be a complete troll with an insatiable ego.
she needs to use pr to make her seem like a good mother so that all the crap swirling around her about buying the african black baby will go away. -
oh, btw. madonna didnt write the “english roses” series. she has a ghostwriter.
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Santeria aint edible …. who feeds poor anonymous … dumb nutritionist
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What total crap. This is the woman who simulates masturbation in front of 1000’s, sticks her fingers up at the catholic faith, used to cruise around in her chauffeur driven car to pick up male prostitutes for sex, and likes pussy when she’s bored of dick. Hypocritical bitch. Bland, common and whorish in my opinion, how will her kids fare better?
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I’m glad to see Mr. T didn’t forget to take his bitter pill this morning.
Fabiola Thing | 02.27.07 - 4:38 pm |Deal with it. Not everyone is fooled by idiots. Jesus loves you, I don’t. Have a nice day.
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The “trash” that Madonna is referring is the same trash that made her one of the richest women alive. There will be “no mess”?? How is that even POSSIBLE with two kids?! I wish I could be half the parent that she is,(rolls eyes)of course that would have meant spending the 90’s in cone bras and partaking in simulated stage sex. Hmmm, I guess we missed out on those valuable parenting lessons,girls!
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a bitchh like maddona said that?lol all of us know that maddona,jlo,britney &eminem r the sexiest people on the earth ever n their names r include the sex book (black list)lets see what would britney say about her kids!thanx god jlo doesnt hav a baby 2 teach her but still i would like 2 see her dughter like 19 years old n be as cute n hot as her n eminem he has told be4 he has branded watchin his video clips her dughter
Santeria crowd? like the cornbread crowd or the lasagna crowd who writes this blog. dumb comment.
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