Courtney Stodden got falling down drunk, posed for paps in London

Do you know what these photos remind me of? They remind me of Brandi Glanville getting so wasted in London that she had to be held up to walk. Brandi was wearing a similar skimpy outfit too. Here’s Courtney Stodden, 19, so blitzed last night that she can barely function. Maybe she’s playing it up for the cameras, I wouldn’t be surprised, but she probably is pretty drunk regardless.

Courtney cannot legally drink in her native US, where the drinking age is 21. In England the drinking age is technically 18 (teens can drink beer or wine with a meal from the age of 16) so she’s free to get falling down drunk and pose for the paparazzi.

Courtney is in London following her stint on Celebrity Big Brother UK. She was voted off the show over a week ago, and the finale also aired last week. Maybe she’s contracted to stay in London, but it looks suspicious to me that she’s still there. Courtney is being assisted by a “mystery man” and she also partied that night with Lauren Harris, a Big Brother housemate and transsexual who finished third on the show.

The Daily Mail reports that Courtney’s 53 year-old husband and the reason she’s famous, Doug Hutchinson, has been seen in London with her. So it’s not like he’s still in California waiting for her to come home. Still, I would be surprised if these two stay together much longer.

You may notice in these photos that Courtney has large bruises on her upper thighs and that her boobs are purple. I don’t want to think too much about her bruises, but there’s an explanation for why her circus boobs are discolored. Her double D implants are too big for her frame and may be straining her skin so much that the blood vessels in her breasts are “unable to empty due to pressure exerted on them by the implants.” That’s so gross. I haven’t even seen a Real Housewife with that problem.

Photo credit: and Pacific Coast News

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  1. Here or there says:

    Everyone loves a train wreck…

  2. Dorothy says:

    What a real lady that one is.

  3. Andrew says:

    Once again, a poor handsome guy has to deal with a stupid, ditzy, idiotic drunkard and help her freaking walk.

  4. Eleonor says:

    If I was at her place I would get wasted too…

  5. brin says:

    And here I thought she would be enrolling in Oxford, she’s such a disappointment.

  6. MegG says:

    Why isn’t Doug holding her up instead?

  7. DanaG says:

    Please tell me she isn’t getting her own reality show? LOL Celebrity Big Brother really scrapped the bottom of the barrel didn’t they?

  8. Stephanie says:

    The leg bruises are gross and creepy. That makes me feel bad for her.

  9. Willa says:

    She’s nineteen! She’s in a sick relationship with an old man that her parents pimped her out to! I might have overindulged too.

  10. Lucrezia says:

    Bruise, meh, I bruise easy myself. But WHAT THE HECK is the black stuff all over her ass in the last pic?

    Edit to clarify: If you look at the DM, there’s a clear thigh bruise, and that looks normal. The ass stuff doesn’t look anything like the bruise on her thigh.

  11. Nemesis says:

    I wouldn’t be able to walk in those ridiculous shoes sober.

    • Bread and Circuses says:

      That’s what I was thinking. You wouldn’t need to be very drunk to be falling over in those.

      Radar Online has better photos (with fewer nip slips) than these. She looks utterly hammered in those, and it’s quite clear the cute guy is not thrilled with the task of getting her drunk butt into the car.

    • susan says:

      omg – those shoes are hideous!!

      • sushinuts says:

        I’ve never understood why they always look so big on her, like she intentionally bought them in a bigger size. I’ve noticed this too with other celebs who wear these heels with the horse-hoof-looking fronts where you can clearly see a huge gap between their heel and the inside back of the shoe. Is that just how these shoes are made? Seems like the backs would be flopping up and down like flip-flops from all that extra space!

      • gg says:

        They’re just following Victoria Beckham’s advice – forget the size; if you like them buy them anyway. I personally feel like they got them a size bigger because they’re damn painful and any space their feet can get away from the sides is a good thing.

  12. Pastyousayyouneverknew says:

    I feel so sorry for her, that’s all I can think when looking at these photos, what kind of life is this for any female, let alone a 19 year old?

  13. janie says:

    This is disgusting… This girl never stood a chance, between her parents & husband.. I’m not sure who exploited her the most?

  14. blue marie says:

    oh my word, her face looks a bit like a meth mess

  15. eliza says:

    I thought Brandi’s drunken night happened in L.A at Dan Tana’s.

    This trash box needs to go away along with those hideous psrents or hers and that sick old man she is married to.

  16. The Wizz says:

    I see she’s still shopping around in those idiotic shoes.

  17. Frenzy says:

    Did she dunk her face on a bowl of baby powder? Girlfriend needs to learn about foundation matching. I kinda feel sorry for her though. I think the worst thing that ever happened to her is not Doug but her parents!

  18. Merritt says:

    Those shoes look like a nightmare to walk in while sober.

  19. Vee says:

    Train wreck created by her parents. They all seem to think she is a great beauty which is sad. Without all the makeup, she is a cute girl, but not a rare beauty.

    How sad to be taught your value on your looks and body alone.

  20. JudyK says:

    Pure trash, but aside from that, those shoes are HIDEOUS and ridiculous…she always looks like she has hooves.

  21. Mia 4S says:

    Did an actual doctor do those implants?! She needs those out now before permanent damage is done. So disturbing.

  22. judyjudy says:

    I feel bad for the poor girl. She clearly isn’t very bright and has been exploited by her parents and creepy old husband.

    I’m not going to judge too harshly on the drunken stumbles. She’s only 19. I had my fair share of sloppy drunk moments in my late teens, early 20′s. It’s not like she’s 40 and should know better.

    Poor Courtney. I want to send her a pair of jeans and a hoodie.

  23. wonderwoman21 says:

    I hope she enjoys partying and living like a real a 19 yr old so much that she leaves that old creep!! I’m actually glad to see her out and about partying with ppl close to her age, instead of out with her husband or pimp parents.

    Save Courtney!!

  24. Madpoe says:

    Why is that guy wrestling her for her purse? And why is the back of her thighs stained black (last pix), is her dress melting? WTH?

  25. TheOriginalKitten says:

    “I don’t want to think too much about her bruises”

    Me neither. Let’s never talk about them ever EVER again.

  26. Tig says:

    Poor girl! Wonder how much of her ” riches” she even sees? She’s the budget version of Anna Nicole Smith, and hope she has better luck/sense.

    • Cora says:

      I’ve wondered about where the money is going, too. She’s the person technically earning the money but I have a feeling Doug is the one handling the money and Courtney has no idea what he’s doing with it. I wouldn’t be surprised if she ends up having to sue her husband and mother at some point to get some of her money back.

  27. Lem says:

    Her eyes look too clear for her to be fall down drunk. We’ve seen enough Kate Moss/ La Lohan falling over pictures. Courtney’s eyes look – well, not on downers
    Why is Ellen Barkin in the car?

  28. Cora says:

    There are additional photos at the DM where you can see bruising all over her butt and the tops of her thighs.

    What is going on? Is that sick “husband” of hers getting his kicks by spanking her? Is he hitting her so hard she’s bruising?

  29. Jen34 says:

    That poor child needs help. This isn’t going to end well.

  30. Mich says:

    I couldn’t stand this girl until I watched a few snippets of her on Big Brother. She actually came off as very sweet and rill. And very young. Now I just feel sad for her.

  31. teehee says:

    My goodness that pose of her sliding off his lap, while standing… just bends the laws of physics, doesn’t it?? LOL

  32. hillbillyinthecorner says:

    Ladies I’m going to make a lot of you mad ….Why is it always someone else’s fault that a person is the way they are ???
    It’s her parents fault >
    It’s the old husbands fault>
    It’s everybody’s else fault except hers…….
    Anybody who has being around as many teens and young adults as I have over a long career and as a parent who has raised several children as well as fostered several I will tell you right now…Some girls are born to be wild….and by the time they hit pre teens they are already looking for male attention….and you all have meet girls like this who make you feel uneasy with the way they focus on men and sex…If anybody did any exploiting it seems to me she did….She got away from her parents by throwing a hizzy fit and making life misiable(her own admission in a interview) for them till she got her way to marry that old man…then she used him and his money to make herself over to her version of a sex symbol…Now that he is used up she is moving on to the next victim of her ambition….that is my version of this woman .and I bet my version is closer to the truth then the it’s everybody’s else fault she is like this……
    No it her own fault she is like this…

    • gg says:

      I tend to agree with you on this.

      However she got this way, I think she should probably move to the UK if they like her on TV over there so much. She hasn’t been that popular in the US except as pitiful gossip fodder and as cheap online soft pr0n.

      • hillbillyinthecorner says:

        Thank You ….now a days everybody wants to put the blame on everybody else and never themselves…..a serial killer kills 5 because he came from a divorced family and had no father, or a girl is a coke head because she had a broken home etc etc etc…..but in the end they are the ones that make that final decision to do what they do….Nobody else….It’s to easy to blame someone else….

    • Tiffany :) says:

      I agree that she should be accountable for her actions, especially the choices made after she was an adult.

      I do have to wonder though, those “wild girls” that you talk about..isn’t it a possibility that they were mistreated sexually when they were younger, which can manifest itself as unhealthy behavior when they get to be teens?

      • gg says:

        Glad you mentioned this – on the Couples Therapy show I saw her and Doug on that aired this year, the therapist kept probing time after time, trying to find out her most vulnerable area, and all but came out and asked her if she were abused. I believe her mom came on as well and again and again the therapist practically begged for some reason why Courtney presents so overly sexual and seems so obsessed with stripper clothes and the behavior, etc., and just nothing came up. It was confounding. According to them all, Courtney just loves sex and thinks looking like a cartoonish porn star is fantastic, all by herself. The mom and husband and other family members back this up and they were all, ‘that darn Courtney …’ as if it were some cutesy, harmless little obsession of hers. I frankly don’t think its harmless behavior.

        I don’t know if I buy it all, because, jeeze, look at them all in that family – none of them are right. Maybe they’re all just really dense and don’t know any better? I want her to break out of the brainless garbage she’s into and get a better life. She’s still young and has time. So I guess I follow her story because I keep hoping she’ll get a clue one day.

      • Tiffany :) says:

        Wow, very interesting. Just speculating, but based on what I have heard about her Mom I have to wonder if she was the best source to ask about whether her daughter was mistreated sexually when young. If she had any involvment in that, she might be not be honest and Courtney might not have been honest with her mother around.

    • Buffy Summers says:

      She comes across as headstrong and spoiled. Her parents let her leave school rather than follow rules and social norms. I was surprised how articulate and savvy she was on CBB because she didn’t graduate from high school (whatever that Christian Academy was – if she graduated school two years early, Krista the momager would have bragged on it), she is indulged by her parents and her proxy dad via Doug.

      She doesn’t want to grow up, Krista doesn’t want to make her grow up. I think the comparisons to Anna Nicole are off, she is more like Micheal Jackson in terms of wanting to be living in a very specific fantasy world. Her parents failed their duty to guide her and rein her in, but she has a personal duty, too.

      Doug – don’t even get me started.

  33. TherapyCranes says:

    This is better than the Brandi episode since this girl is only 19. I don’t know who she is but I’m chalking it up to being young and foolish. I know I’ve been there when I was 19. It wasn’t my proudest moment but it happens.

  34. Shelly says:

    I worry for her being so overtly flirty and sexual and then getting this drunk in a bar/club. The world is filled with grabby loser assholes who are just waiting to take advantage of that situation. She also seems trusting and naive, from what little I’ve seen of her on tv.

  35. Themuseisnotenchanted says:

    Thank God there was no social media back in the day when I was her age. Yep! At that age I got drunk also, big deal. Although, my clothing was a lot more demure than hers.

  36. gg says:

    The elbows-up struggle for possession of the clutch is comical. DM has more of these. It’s almost entertaining.

  37. Little M says:

    Take off that wig, forget about the fake boobs and fake eye lashes, and get a normal healthy life with people your age.

    Pretty please?

    I can forgive this girl just about anything. I feel too sorry for her.

  38. Gia says:

    She’s 19!! Could you all imagine what kind of pictures you would have taken after a night of clubbing at that age? Mine would have been: gross ripped jeans, a band shirt and scraggly long hair, smoking a cigarette,stumbling all over, swearing like a sailor all while waiting in line at the hot dog cart! Take a step down from your soap boxes people. The older husband and excessive tits are another story, but for now let’s give her a break for actually acting her age.

  39. bettyrose says:

    I got no issue with an 18 year old getting sloppy drunk when protected by friends. That’s the only thing here I don’t have an issue with.

  40. Jeanette says:

    The ppl that watch the UK big brother or European version..I dont freaking know, anyway..they really seem to like her, and lots of them said they wanted to hate her because of her skanky ways, but her sweetness is winning them over?? And..innuendo..that ole a clingy clingy clingy besotted idiot, and she “secretly” wants to be away from him. She has mentioned him in such a way in her conversations with her housemate friends.

    • gg says:

      I saw her on another show, Couples Therapy, earlier this year. The psychologist kept trying to get her to stop dressing and acting like a pr0n star. She refused, then was taken shopping and pretended to settle for some skin-tight pants with a tank top, but then went right back the next day to wearing her stripper clothes. Her insistence on pleasing her fans who are “counting on” her to act and dress like this was very disturbing. She would not abandon this over-the-top sex act and stripper persona and went obtuse whenever it was discussed. They genuinely tried to help her, but the couple walked out of the show before the end. There is no self-awareness there at all. She’s just too young and immature for it all.

  41. Crabcake says:

    She’s 19? I’m 32 and I could pass for her younger sister.

  42. Pandy says:

    The bruising on her breasts is normal after breast surgery. It will be gone by about month 6.

  43. Guesto says:

    Those of you saying no biggie, normal behaviour for a 19yr old, are so missing the point. For a normal 19yr old, yes; for Courtney Stodden, and the Courtney Stodden that appeared on CBB, no, no and no again.

    I feel so sorry for her. The best I can hope is that someone is able to get through to her and let her know that she has other options.

    Otherwise, she will be a sad statistic. I’ll give her 5 years max.

  44. homegrrl says:

    Ooooh, thank you for that priceless boost to my sober self esteem. Oooooh. NOw it’s a good day. Hearts. Flowers. Floating on Air.

  45. Shelley says:

    She has two sisters who I guess are reasonably normal? I saw a photo of the three of them from years ago. I’d be interested to know what they’re doing – college, jobs, and/or whatever. I think she’s a giant show off, and has been probably since childhood – and I would bet that she was indeed the force behind marrying Doug. She may be smarter than all of us combined. That single action put her in the pap-map immediately and elevated her out of her small town beauty pageant life. I’m not sure what she thinks will happen next, though – if she really wants to act, she needs to lose the gross woolly hair and seek parts in indie movies, as well as training.

    We’ve all been talking about the upcoming film of ‘Gone Girl” – I’d say Courtney might have done well as the college student/mistress.

    Those implants though – I don’t understand a Dr who would agree to insert such massive implants. Maybe many refused. I hope so. Nor do Ii understand why she wanted such grossly oversized implants. They are certainly painful to her, and will only become more so – they’re contracted and healing up very high on her chest, as they have no place to go.

    • Buffy Summers says:

      Her older sister (by 10 years) Ashley seems like a totally normal woman, she was involved with a parenting project, has a few kids, is cute and non-plastic looking. Normal.

    • gg says:

      Shelley I agree with your post but in no way is she incredibly smart for having a famewhore strategy in place to marry a much older, D-list actor in order to get famous. It’s not some braniac trait nobody knows about. I do agree with you that it’s her ego gone out of control though, and being the baby of the family nobody ever made her grow up so she went on this trajectory unhindered. Allrighty then, sorted. We can all sleep tonight.

  46. rainy17 says:

    At least she is wearing panties.

  47. mzizkrizten says:

    That first pic is so weird. It looks like he is trying to steal her clutch. And ehr facial expression is so peaceful for someone who is falling to the floor and being robbed at the same time.

  48. Trashaddict says:

    I can’t believe nobody’s mentioned the dress yet. It take the trash factor up ten-fold. What IS that thing?

  49. snapnhiss says:

    I wouldn’t be able to walk in those shoes stone-cold sober. And it’s a good thing I wasn’t in the public eye when I was her age, I’d have a few photos that wouldn’t show me in a good light too.

    Those bruises on the backs of her thighs are disturbing though… I wonder if her charming husband paddles her.

  50. dorothy says:

    The next Anna Nicole Smith. Sad.

  51. Nibbi says:

    i feel really bad for her. she’s so young. i feel kinda dirty looking at a post like this about her. it’s like watching a life in process of being thrown away. so sad really. and we all hate her for it. and it’s not so much her fault, she’s just a stupid kid

  52. vicky says:

    Poor Courtney, sweetie if you read this, please have those horrible breast implants reduced. You look awful and it seems painful. Gohome pack your shit and leave the awful people in your life behind. It is time to get healthy and get real with yourself.