I love Canadians, I really do. At the same time, I am so glad not to be a Canadian for the simple fact that one of the country’s pop cultural ambassadors happens to be Justin Bieber. When we last spoke of the Bieb’s international tour of terror, he was raining money upon strippers and sneaking out of a Brazilian brothel before getting his scrawny ass kicked out of the Copacabana hotel.
Of course Justin wasn’t quite done with Brazil. We already talked about how he did some “Free Breezy tagging in Colombia (where street art is legal) last week. Now Bieber has been caught by photogs while spraying graffiti on a Rio hotel wall; in Brazil, this crime is punishable by up to three years in prison. Good luck finding him. Bieber has been too busy partying it up, and here’s a tale of him wooing young fans with kiddie food before shouting, “I’m king of the world!” Uh … is he even old enough to watch Titanic yet? I’m (mostly) kidding:
Most rock stars woo fans with fast cars and fast living — but Justin Bieber clearly reckons the way to a girl’s heart is fast food…
The 19-year-old singer took a posse of beauties he met in a nightclub back to his mansion in Brazil where they were fed chicken nuggets, chocolate, a host of other snacks and coffee.
But the lucky girls were only allowed in after they had their phones confiscated and signed a contract banning them from sharing details of the child-like party. Student Marina Binimeliz was one of 10 guests Bieber took back to the home in Rio early on Sunday — 24 hours after he was spotted leaving a brothel in the city.
The 18-year-old said: “There were lots of snacks spread on tables by the pool, on the verandah and in the lounge area. We ate peanuts, Doritos, crisps, chicken nuggets and slices of pineapple. Justin liked the Brazilian Misto Quente which is toasted bread, egg, ham and cheese.
“There was lots of chocolate and Haribo sweets. I saw Justin stuffing himself with Toblerone. We all had to sign contracts saying we wouldn’t take any photographs and if we did we agreed not to publish them. I was only given my phone back when I left. I tried to take a picture of the contract but they whipped the phone out of my hand before I could do so.”
Marina, who said the house smelt of cannabis but did not see Bieber smoking, told how he cheesily danced to one of his own songs and flashed his tattoos during the party.
She added: “At one stage he got a little crazy and jumped on to a wall and yelled, ‘I’m the king of the world.'” Bieber then jumped into the swimming pool along with two girls, before going to change.
Marina said the strict conditions on fans began earlier at the Zax nightclub where she talked her way into Bieber’s private room after a translator took a shine to her. She added: “He warned me not to hug or overwhelm Justin. So I kissed him the cheek as a greeting.”
The party at his mansion came to an end at around 9am when he offered the girls coffee and flopped on a sofa. Marina said: “We weren’t told to go exactly. Justin just said I’m tired. I think I need to go to sleep. He came to me, put his arm around my waist, squeezed me and kissed me on both cheeks. He told me I was very cute.”
A Bieber spokesman said they had “no comment” on the claims.
[From Daily Mirror]
Yeah, this is some ridiculous crap, and Bieber is entitled as all hell. Let’s just be thankful that we’re not hearing more stories about Bieber’s sexy Sizzurp romps with nursing students. When it comes to Bieber, these stories can always be worse than the one on hand. I have no problem with the little twerp having some chickie nuggets (were they dinosaur shaped?) with his fans. At least he’s not peeing in cleaning buckets or launching spit bombs off balconies. Small mercies, folks.
Here’s some video footage of Bieber’s fans getting manhandled by his bodyguards after they paid $1200 apiece for a meet and greet that lasted a few seconds.
Update by Celebitchy: Someone sent me this video supposedly of a Brazilian “lady” with a sleeping Bieber. It’s SFW and it definitely looks like widdle Bieber passed out there next to his red baseball cap. Those are all his tattoos, that would be hard to fake.
Photos courtesy of Justin Bieber on Instagram & WENN
Where is his mum exactly? Thought they were super close. I’d really like to know what she’s doing to reach out to this stupid boy.
Oh you guys HAVE to post the amazing video that D-listed has of the hooker he brought back video taping him sleeping. This kid is just running his career into a wall at 100 MPH and it’s sadly entertaining because he’s such a dousche nozzle.
Yes, I laughed my ass off. But I think the hooker from the video is not the same who posted the “dolla bills”.
And I take offense at the suggestion that girl (Gaby Del Campo) is a Brazilian transsexual. Our transgenders are very feminine looking, mind you.
She’s from Honduras.
I know (and she lives in Paraguay, apparently). But on Dlisted they kept saying she was a Brazilian transgender.
But I repeat, they don’t look like they’re the same person to me (the one from the video and the one from the Twitter pic).
@ Bedhead and CB:
Waddled in the mud of Brazilian gossip sites a little and found out the girl in the video is called Tati Neves (and it’s a “she” indeed).
Beaver either hooked up with both girls…or the Honduran girl is lying.
http://www.everyjoe.com/2013/11/07/girls/tati-neves-photos-justin-bieber-brazil-video-transsexual/#1
Where’s his mother to slap some sense back into him?
Or anyone for that matter, just to slap his stupid ass? But to slap sense ‘back’ into him, he would have had to have some in the first place.
The meet and greet thing — some are saying that’s not even him, but a double. He didn’t want to do it, they got someone else, made him wear that hideous cap and sunglasses (which would explain why they girls were rushed out of the room) so they wouldn’t have to return the money.
Yup, I saw a blind about it. I don’t put anything past him at this point. His mom needs to step in soon
He isnt doing a very good job confiscating those smart phones before playtime. A Brazillian prostitute appears to have posted a post-coital video complete with a napping Bieber. And his little Beliebers are losing their minds over how “unproffesional” said prostitute is for spilling on a John. Your daughters, ladies and gentlemen.
Titanic? I would say he’s seen Almost Famous one too many times, Crudup did it better.
LOL
LOL. I think Crudup said “I am a golden god!” A little trivia: this was taken from an interview Cameron Crowe did with Led Zeppelin, Robert Plant stepped onto the hotel balcony and shouted the same thing.
What a joke he is!! I was under the impression his g’ma raised him? To be thrown out of a hotel is pretty serious problem. The graffiti incident was unacceptable! He didn’t “know” it was illegal? BS!!
Trust me when I say that most Canadians would be glad to get rid of him, and a few other public figures lately. Isn’t there a nice piece of Death Valley we could set up some sort of “resort” on for these people? Thanks in advance.
I’m with you on this.. I know a few other people that should be sent there as well.
My sympathy goes to the Canadians! 🙂
Street art is not legal in Colombia except if it’s in special designated places for it. That’s all I needed to say…oh and Bieber is a douche!
What’s really weird is that the girl in the video of him sleeping in the hotel looks like she’s wearing a wedding dress and a ring on her left ring finger… It’s probably some chick that had her wedding reception there at the hotel. Then some friend who was a maid or staffer there let her in on the secret that Beiber was staying there and let her sneak in at her own risk…
Lots of assumptions there but it’s a theory. 😀
The girl in the video is confirmed as a prostitute. Tavi something is her name.
No, she wasn’t confirmed as a prostitute. I dug a little and could find that she’s indeed a famewhore and starf*cker, but nothing confirming she works regularly as a prostitute.
I’m probably alone in this, but I am actually starting to feel very sorry for him.
That much fame at such a young age must mess with a kid’s head. He seemed like such a sweet guy when he first started out. It sounds like he is trying too hard to “have fun” now and is acting out rather than dealing with his issues. He’s surrounded by people all the time, but they are there because they want something from him. That’s a lonely life, no matter how much money he has. Plus constantly being taunted by the paps…I know he signed up for it, but I think the harsh reality of fame is something that can’t be understood unless you’re in it.
Unfortunately, it seems like he is on a path to rock bottom…hope someone will step in before it’s too late.
You’re not alone sis, fame really seems to mess people up – and like I said further up in this thread, where is his mum? Where are his family members? I get the impression that he literally has no one to tell him that he is ruining his life and in turn, his career.
This twerp just goes from bad to worse. He is simply repulsive.
His 15min. are coming to a close. Most teen star musicians with mediocre to no talent fade when they reach their early 20’s. The teens move on to someone else and the 20 somethings would never dream of listening to them, no matter how many rap artists and high end producers they latch on to.
This bitch.
Justin, you ain’t Leo. STFU!
It could have been worse. At least he didn’t holler “Top of the world, Ma! Top of the world!”
LOL
Thank you eliza; I’m dating myself a bit, but remember when we had real rock stars like Robert Plant, Freddie Mercury, and even Axl Rose in the beginning (well Eddie Vedder is keeping up the tradition in an understated way). and now this generation has this pooptwat shoved in their face as an “icon.” There isn’t, nor was there ever, anything cool or interesting about him; How does he even still have fans?
Thank you. No, you’re not dating yourself, even my 14 year old son know who the real rock stars are (all the guys you named). What stinks is that the music industry pushes these creeps into our face and the real talented people get the shaft. I can’t even stand listening to the radio, all the new music I like (and I’m 45) is underground stuff.
I dont get the whole I would never want to be canadian because of Justin Bieber thing. I know you’re joking and all but Americans have produced a lot more crappy celebrities. Its like me saying “I am so happy Im not American because of Brooke Mueller.”
Agreed. He’s as much a Canadian “pop culture ambassador” as Courtney Stodden is an American “pop culture ambassador”. He’s a douche that happened to have been born in this country, just like countless other douches born all over the world. He doesn’t represent my country.
You got us there. On behalf of America, my apologies to the world for the Kardashians.
Great, so he’ll be freezing to death while treading water in the Atlantic because his girl won’t let him on the rescue raft soon, right?
World’s biggest baby.
How much would it cost to make this little prck never ever ever come back to Brazil again? How much would it cost to make him go away forever? I’d pay for it. I’m so sick of this lil bastard. What makes me even sicker is seeing that his brazilian fans are apologizing to him on twitter for the bottle thrown upstage! My god, GIRLS, don’t be stupid, please! He is the one who should apologize. He treats everyone like garbage, when he himself is a piece of crap. I can’t even… I’m sorry, I’d never been so angry at a celebrity I don’t even know and barely care about, but he is just way beyond tolerable right now… Make him go away forever, please.
“Don’t overwhelm him”????? What is he, made of tissue paper or something?
I want to see his fall and crash and burn. He needs taking down several pegs and to learn some damn humility.
Oh HELLS NO! You are not pinning this ridiculous little turd on us Canucks! Doesn’t matter where his Mama birthed him – he’s 100% American now. He earns US money, lives in US cities, boinks US babes, plays in US venues, and is pursued by US paps. He’s all yours now… eh! 😀
LOL!
Who can blame you?
So much for confidentiality agreements and policing recording devices. Bieber’s security needs to be fired.
His fans are losing bladder control over that sleeping video: claiming it doesn’t prove he slept with her. (Yeah, right.) Little do they know the brat WANTS people to see him as very sexually active (see brothel and strip club visits). This only proves Bieber is such a loser the only way he can get a girl now is if he pays for it.
This sucker still have fans, this world is really fucked up; I used to be crazy for BSB, but as far as I recall, they never talked shit about their fans or had any incident with the local police.
Farewell Biba, you won’t be missed.
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