Justin Bieber paid a stripper $7k, ‘made it rain’ when he heard his music: hilarious?

Justin Bieber

We (Kaiser, CB, and myself) had a good laugh about Justin Bieber yesterday. Yes we were sitting around gossiping about the Biebs. Kaiser said this white jacket has nipples, and now I can’t unsee it. In regards to all of Bieber’s “swaggy adult,” pr0ny antics, we all have different opinions. Kaiser thinks it’s funny. CB is so disturbed by the thought of sexy Bieber that she doesn’t even want to know. I’m somewhere in the middle — the thought of Bieber at strip clubs is so ridiculous, but I can’t look away.

By now, you’ve probably heard about how Bieber was grabbing girls asses at a Texas strip club called VLive. TMZ says, “It’s a particularly raunchy one where girls do things that leave marks.” What does that even mean? (See I can’t help it. I want to know but don’t need to know.) Bieber was reportedly grinning like a shirtless fool with his pants down. His pants are usually falling off already, so I don’t know if the situation was worse than usual. Justin’s stripper was so thrilled that he grabbed her ass: “I almost fainted … Justin had me in shock!” Now here’s even more info about that fateful evening from In Touch:

During a recent visit to VLive, an alcohol-free strip club in Houston, sources tell In Touch that Justin Bieber dropped $10,000 in under 90 minutes. “I walked away with $7,000,” Diamond, the exotic dancer who performed for the pop star, exclusively tells the mag.

“A few other girls split the rest,” she adds. Not surprisingly, Diamond says Justin wasn’t shy when it came time for a lap dance. “He grabbed my butt and asked if it was real,” she says, “and smiled when I said yes.”

But Justin, 19, got most excited when his own unreleased song was played over the club’s sound system. “That was when he made it rain,” she says. “He went crazy!”

[From In Touch]

The best detail of this whole story? Bieber got all excited when they played HIS song. Daddy made it rain! Then daddy got lifted into his car seat by his bodyguards, and daddy got tucked into bed with his favorite blankie. You know Scooter Braun is the one who slipped Justin’s unreleased music into the club owner’s hands, right? What an enabler. Even though the club is supposedly alcohol free, Justin was photographed drinking beer. Yes he’s still 19 years old.

Here are some new ads for the Bieber line of adidas NEO shoes. Just like last time, I have to wonder if female groupies are the ones buying these ugly things.

Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber

Photos courtesy of adidas & WENN

 

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  1. Dawn says:

    This kid needs to start saving his money, he is not the type that will be famous and making money forever. He should talk to David Cassidy about how quickly fame will come and go. Really he must be surrounded by idiots.

  2. Not says:

    yes BIEBER MUSIC in the stripclub..what else…. :)

  3. Cristina says:

    He looks like he’s in pain in every single one of those promo pics.

  4. S says:

    I’m from the Houston area. I’m not familiar with this strip club… or strip clubs in general for that matter, however, I do know the strip club near where I live that doesn’t serve alcohol is because it’s a fully nude place (Health Code regulations) BUT it is a BYOB, so people are able to bring in whatever alcohol they want with them. That may be the case with this place. Gross.

  5. umyeah says:

    He looks like he’s constipated.

  6. Jessie says:

    Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

    That is all.

    Actually, PS: He looks constipated in the second to last pic.

  7. blue marie says:

    I’m not one for bullying but no one deserves a covered wagon more than this kid..

  8. DesertReal says:

    Give him a break. I’m not a fan of his, and can barely recall a song of his, but he’s a child. A petulant, unsupervised, wildly rich annoying little doucheconoe. This is how all 19 year olds act. Chillax.

    • Tapioca says:

      And on the plus side, at least he’s lending his image to an affordable shoe range, so his fans’ mummies and daddies aren’t too out of pocket…

    • hakuna_matata says:

      Thank you!!! Finally someone reasonable….I really don’t get all the hate and annoying comments about his behavior….he is a teenage on the loose….what else do you expect??? Lay off him already…. (and I am not even a fan)

    • Str8Shooter says:

      All 19 year-old’s spit all over their fans from balconies, pay their bodyguards to break people’s noses, cause hit and run accidents with NO driver’s license…and make light of the Holocaust by turning Anne Frank’s story into their own self-worship??

      Um. NO

      • Mel says:

        Exactly. As an ex-19-year-old who remembers being nineteen very well, I have to say, I had crazy good fun (none of which involved drinking, drugs or wreaking stupid havoc), the kind of fun that doesn’t give you hangovers but magical memories forever. AND yes, I was spoilt. A douchebag I was not.
        Nor did I look constipated, I might add. :D

        So, no, not all 19-year-olds behave like that.
        Only the very-soon-to-be-bankrupt-has-been douchebag 19-year-olds do.

      • Carolyn says:

        Yep. Even my 12 year old daughter thinks Bieber’s an idiot. We’d all like him if he was a nice person, humble etc etc.

        Where’s the Baby Bieber photo?

  9. Lisa says:

    Oh good grief. He needs to take an extended hiatus.

  10. klue says:

    I will enjoy watching this kid crash and burn

  11. Karen81 says:

    I am not a Bieber fan but that is pretty funny actually.

  12. Eve says:

    You know what’s really f*cking sad? I wish I was at that club to grab some of that money — I’m so f*cking broke right now…

    • Wrachul says:

      I am right there with you. I have a 6 year old who is dying to go do a bunch of Halloween related activities tonight (thankfully most are free), and I really can’t afford the gas to take him! I would have no shame about trying to scoop up that money! lol.

      • Eve says:

        Awww, I’m truly sad to hear that.

        I know it’s his money and he might as well burn it to cinders if he feels like doing so, but at the same time I can’t help thinking of all the good, useful things other people could be doing with it.

        I hope the girls who got it made good use of it.

    • Wrachul says:

      I luckily have a small car that is VERY good on gas mileage. And when I say good, I mean that $5 worth of gas will get us everywhere we need to go tonight. And I totally agree that it’s a little sickening to watch someone throw all that money around. Must be nice.

      Years ago a country music singer came by the small bar I waitressed at after performing a concert nearby. He was such a jerk.. came in with several groupies and some of his road crew. I had no idea who he was, and asked for a credit card to hold for him to start a tab. (I had already had a regular customer walk out without paying that night, which came out of my pocket) I got the “Don’t you know who I am?” line. Turned out it didn’t matter because my boss fawned all over him and ended up giving him every thing for free anyway. I was so proud of my little bar of regulars cause no one was impressed with him. A friend of mine actually got up to do karaoke and sang his biggest hit and ended it with shouting to the whole bar that he was a jerk. lol. Anyway, I ended up talking to the singer’s tour manager for a few. He turned out to be super nice and tipped me $500. I can’t even begin to tell you how much of a difference that made for me at that time in my life and how much it was appreciated. The singer never once deigned to look me in the eye, and left one of the biggest messes I ever had to clean up there. He obviously thought very highly of himself, and trust me, he didn’t have much reason to. Years later I read an article in People where he admitted he had had a major drug and alcohol problem. But anyway, I always enjoy reading about celebrities who don’t act entitled, like they actually appreciate what they have and treat the little people with respect. Rambling story done now. lol.

      I can’t remember where I saw it now, but I read an interview last week with that same dancer named Diamond that she now has a press rep and is receiving lots of offers for various things. It does not take much to get famous (even briefly) these days! And of course she has received tons of nasty tweets, including death threats from his more psycho fans.

      Those shoe ads above are ridiculous. he looks like he’s going to cry.

      • Eve says:

        No, not rambling at all. I actually liked your story — or, at least, the outcome (he was a jerk, you had to clean up the mess he left but at least you got a $500 tip). Oh, and your friend was awesome.

        Don’t get me started with the “don’t you know who I am?” line — a friend of mine told me this story once, I searched online but couldn’t confirm if it’s really true although I’m almost certain that it is: there’s this Brazilian TV host and (horrible) singer, a former model who was, for a while, the most famous person in the country. Like, really, really famous.

        So, assuming EVERYBODY knew who she was, she’d drive around (mostly Rio de Janeiro, where she lives) without any type of ID — not even her driver’s license because, you know, EVERYBODY had to know who she was.

      • homegrrrl says:

        Wrachul
        kids need presence not presents. That five bucks goes farther than you know because you’re WITH them on one of the funnest nights of the year. Poverty can’t break us, but it can make us. I’m full of cliche, right? but i have awesome memories of my single mom putting us around in an old VW bug, that we had to push sometimes. Both my bro and I turned out resilient successful and loving people.

        Biebs is a lost soul right now…is cash making him happy? He looks lonely and sad. All we need is Love. (last cliche-nighty night everyone :)

      • Wrachul says:

        @homegrrl

        I totally agree with you. I’m trying to do my best to raise him right. He definitely doesn’t want for anything, but he understands when we can’t afford something. I started giving him small chores when he turned 5. Such as putting away the silverware from the dishwasher, feeding the dog, and cleaning his room. He gets a very small allowance for doing these things. Honestly, I was so proud the first time he said “I’m not going to spend my money. I’m going to save it so I can get something even better later!” At this point he has about $70 worth of change saved up.
        I was very poor growing up but my mom always made sure we had a good time and I try to do the same with my child.

  13. aang says:

    someone get this kid some botox so he stops making that stupid face

  14. Dragonlady sakura says:

    Such a douchebaggery. He should get a bottle of Massengill tattoed on his arm.

  15. Amanda_M87 says:

    I heard this story about a week ago. Is this kid even old enough to go to strip clubs?

  16. MonkSolo says:

    wow… he gave a dancer 7000 dollars and all he got to do was touch her ass? how lame is that?

  17. Dorothy#1 says:

    I’m afraid to ask but what does “make it rain”mean??

  18. Size Does Matter says:

    Is it just me, or does he look a little bit young Elvis-y? Total douchebag, but I think he has a pretty face.

  19. julies29 says:

    Stop. With. The. Face. Already.

  20. Nell Graham says:

    All I see when I look at him is Hillary Swank. Which annoys me because I love Hillary and can’t stand Bieber.

  21. Jenny says:

    What’s the deal with all of those frowny emotive faces?!

  22. The Original Original says:

    I do not like him at all, but his tattoos look really good here

  23. some bitch says:

    At least he doesn’t look like k.d. lang any more, I guess. Then again, k.d. lang has more talent in her little finger than his douche and his entire team have combined.

  24. Garrett says:

    This moron is a joke. His time is up.

  25. MO says:

    Nineteen is the drinking age in several Canadian provinces. I think it is too young. Bieb is a Canadian at heart. But I would never consider him a Canadian Treasure. I leave that to Martin Short and Ryan Gosling.

  26. anon33 says:

    What kind of dumb ass loser gives a stripper 7K and doesn’t f8ck her????

  27. Dommy Dearest says:

    That girl needs some botox in her forehead STAT.

  28. Asdfg says:

    He’s one of those dudes who thinks every girl wants him.

    Look at those pictures! He is in love with himself! LMAO! :lol:

  29. GT says:

    He looks like he’s a) in pain b) constipated c) both of these. He really, really needs to stop doing the forehead wrinkle thing, it’s not a good look.

  30. carol says:

    he’s just…. beyond delusional and pathetic

  31. Twez says:

    I just want to inject Botox into his forehead to stop that pretentious frown bullshit.