Kristen Stewart plans for a Christmas at home in LA, with Rob Pattinson away

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Do you think Kristen Stewart ever washes that ‘Mercenaries’ hat? I doubt it. We should do a poll on what that hat smells like. A) ass, B) marijuana, C) K-Stew stank, D) cigarette smoke, E) Eau d’Sparkles or F) mildew. I’m going with A & B. Anyway, these are some newish photos of Kristen Stewart on Friday, getting some gas for her new (used!) Isuzu Trooper. According to Fame/Flynet, the Trooper is a “recent purchase.” Post-Mini-Cooper, Kristen has been driving a series of crappy used cars, hasn’t she? I think so. I remember a rusted out truck somewhere in the past year too.

Fame/Flynet also said that Kristen was having a Christmas tree delivered to her house. Which is… interesting. It says to me that she’s planning to celebrate Christmas in LA. Which is pretty normal for her, I think – in years past, didn’t she always do Christmas in LA, then New Year’s in England with Rob? Rob is in England now, and I’m hoping he stays through the holidays. A few nights ago, Rob was out in London, partying with Tom Sturridge and Sienna Miller. Good. Maybe Sienna – I KNOW – can talk some sense into him.

The other day, a Twihard tried to troll me on Twitter. Apparently, I am no longer “funny” when I write about Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson and/or Twihard Proof. I also saw that some Twihards took issue with the fact that I use Hollywood Life as a source for some of my Robsten info. For the record, I use Hollywood Life because they’re one of the few sites that consistently keeps up with Rob and Kristen’s comings and goings. I also use HL because I love how Twihardy they are. Bonnie Fuller is constantly writing breathless, feverish essays about what Rob and Kristen SHOULD do to keep their love alive. It’s hilarious. As for the idea that I’m no longer “funny” about Robsten… I’m funny when they’re funny. They’re not being very funny these days. I’m actually sort of worried about Rob and how he’s doing, and I think it’s a good sign that he’s in London right now. I hope he stays there for a while. And I hope Kristen stays in LA. I hope this crap is finally over.

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Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

 

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  1. blue marie says:

    Ha, I’m going to go with G) ass and elbow sweat, a nasty combo for sure.

    • Rice says:

      Wow. So I guess St. Jennifer Lawrence’s question about why women rag on other women isn’t applicable to celebs we love to hate? Huh.

      Anyway, I didn’t meet Kristen when she was pumping gas that day so I have no idea how her hat smells. Neither do I care. What I care about is why do the paps think that the public needs to see her, or any other celeb, doing the same things I do.

      • Nerd Alert says:

        The paps are making money off her. They don’t care what she’s doing; there’s a market for Kristen pics. Why would you blame the paps? They’re just making money with a camera. Not their fault it’s one of the best ways to make money in photography. Blame the people who pay the paps.

  2. Secret Squirrel says:

    Kaiser, you are funny trying to explain why you are not funny any more! :)

    I can’t wait for Rob and Kristen to bugger off and find new loves to mope about. I’m sure if we looked back at the old posts on this site from 3-4-5 years ago, it would be the same stuff. Are they are aren’t they?? Squirrel doesn’t care!

  3. PunkyMomma says:

    You and me both. Although I really enjoyed the buckets and buckets of popcorn I consumed while watching this circus..

  4. Blackbetty says:

    I’m betting she doesn’t washed it because it smells of her sleazy director!

  5. Fifee says:

    It has to smell like D & F, smoke and mildew.

    I cant stand either of these two; I dont understand the handsome bloke that people see him as, and her well the least said the better.

  6. klue says:

    This girl can have all your boyfriends/girlfriends.
    Or so I was told when I made a snarky remark about her & cRob at a site I didn’t know was infested with twidiots.
    I pick option F

    • Secret Squirrel says:

      In case you have heard of the mythical being that hasn’t seen any twilight crap or read any of the books etc, That’s ME!
      and yet I STILL know how annoying the whole franchise is!

    • Just Me says:

      Honest to God, I think the Stans had a hand in killing/stalling (their) careers and/or making them a joke. It’s hard to look at an actor favorably when you can’t make any sort of comment on either without being ripped to shreds by a rabid, psychotic Twihard. I never really had a huge problem with either kid – but I could not stand their stans at all. Thus, I was turned off on any of the projects these two did. FTR – stan /= fan.

  7. Lark says:

    As someone who is (ducking head in an semi-ashamed manner) kind of a fan of both Sparkles and Sulky, this is getting really old but I guess they garner hits (from myself included). There are only so many times you can call her a dirty hipster before it gets old, and her stupid hat doesn’t even look dirty and her clothes seem normal (she used to wear stained, holey clothes but these seem clean and like they fit)…..so I don’t get the point of this….

    They seem happy apart and on friendly terms, they are both working on a steady basis and one of her indies was accepted into Sundance, and I also doubt he’d go to London so early if he had a girlfriend (be it Sulky or Dylan Penn). The only thing that was kind of interesting was that he seemed to be partying too hard, but now that he’s in London that will probably stop…so yeah. Nothing really gossip worthy.

    HollywoodLife is cray though, even though they follow Sparkles and Sulky (for the hits) they write pure fan-fiction so I kind of get why people say it’s ridiculous to source them. HL claimed Amanda Seyfried was once dating a man wearing pink jogging shorts and a white tank top with a rainbow on it, for example….so at least they are good for the lulz… Anyway, they are milking the last bit of the extremely gullible remaining stans, anti-stans and twi-hards for hits imo.

    • kt says:

      I have to agree with you. I am a fan of Kristen and I like Rob too. I was never into twilight but I think she is interesting. Obviously there is something intriguing about her or this non-story wouldn’t be on Celebitchy. . .

    • mimi says:

      I don’t understand the need and enjoyment people get from their continuous trashing of Kristen Stewart especially now that she and Rob are no longer a couple. She’s trying to lead a quiet life away from the spotlight even though the paps still hound her. But it seems every time her name is mentioned or if she is papped doing mundane things like pumping gasoline, taking her dog for a walk or just hanging out with her non-famous friends, people start criticizing her very harshly.

      I remember once on this site, someone in the comment section who wasn’t a KS fan, said she actually met Kristen in a non work-related setting and said she did not smell bad at all like so many people claim. She said Kristen didn’t seem to be wearing any perfume, but she did smell soapy and clean…like she just stepped out of the shower. She said even though her hair was a little messy looking, it did look clean and shiny…not greasy at all. She said she had very beautiful clear skin too. And her clothes did not smell of cigarettes or body odor. Rob is accused of smelling bad too but not as much as Kristen. I have also heard from people who have met him that he doesn’t smell of body odor either. In fact, he also smelled nice and clean, according to actual encounters with him.

      • Anna Moon 85 says:

        I don’t care for her much, but I agree that these boring photos and mentioning that they are spending the holidays in different places seems pointless since they aren’t even a couple. At least the photos with Sienna would have been fun from a fashion angle. Her clothes seem okay to me, Kanye Shrug. It’s basically like they put up these photos just to rag on her, because this is an average outfit that a lot of people wear and if it was any other celeb I don’t think it would warrant a post. It’s not like her clothes are sweat stained like Shia LeBeouf, so the rant about the cap seems stupid.

      • abby says:

        It seems to be the thing to claim that actors/celebs smell. Several have been accused of such – not to say that some don’t smell on occasion but hey, we all do if caught at an inopportune moment, say coming from the gym/run or whatever before hitting the shower – but it seems a bit overboard with celebs. Like it’s a “thing” to say.

        Plus I would think that dressing like crap would make the pap pics worth less – and make you less of a target since the paps know they won’t get much (still a target just less so) as opposed to getting more dressed simply to go to Starbucks and the market. I mean, many of these celebs are probably between jobs or have a few days off, why would they dress up? And by dressing up I mean look like they actually give a damn about their appearance, nothing super fancy. Goodness knows I look like a scrub on the weekend if I’m just running errands.

      • dante says:

        perhaps someone should put together a website consisting of daily smell reports on Rob & Kristen. It could be one of the funniest things on the web. On a more serious note, it scares me that a portion of your brain is inhabited by information of what Rob and Kristen smelled like during alleged personal encounters. It really does…..

      • mimi says:

        @dante said:
        “On a more serious note, it scares me that a portion of your brain is inhabited by information of what Rob and Kristen smelled like during alleged personal encounters. It really does…..”

        I’m only repeating what was written right here in celebitchy’s comment section not too long ago from somebody who actually met Kristen and said she smelled nice and looked clean. And this person wasn’t even a KS stan or Twilight fan. Most of the people who say she smells bad and claim she doesn’t shower often have never met her in person. Personally, I think making negative statements about someone’s hygiene without having actual firsthand proof/information AND taking much pleasure from doing so is scarier. jmho

      • gg says:

        I agree with mimi. It’s nothing but schoolyard bullying.

    • lana86 says:

      If u dont like her, it doesnt make her gross. What a ridiculous thing to say about anyone. Especially about someone who doesnt beg for attention, doesnt prostitute herself, keeps her mouth shut and minds her own busyness. I’d say she’s the most pleasant person in Hollywood ;)

    • Anna Moon 85 says:

      It’s a story about spending the holidays in a different area and she’s not wearing sweat stained clothes like Shia LeBeouf. She’s filling a car while wearing normal clothes, so the gross comment seems hyperbolic. Also, what the hell is a krisbian? You hyperbolic Twi-hards with your lingo and your hate or love are so funny.

  8. epiphany says:

    ‘I hope this crap is finally over.’
    By “crap” I hope you mean the contract these two have to pretend to date each other for the sake of publicity. If you mean a real relationship, that can’t be over because it never existed.

  9. Birdix says:

    Hopelessly unhip here–what is Mercenaries? Is the hat related to the video game? (just googled that was all I found)

  10. Dubois says:

    I think she wears the same outfits so as not to give the paps “new” shots. i can’t remember which other celeb used to do that. If paps were hounding me everday, i’d wear the same clothes too. That way they can’t sell the photos and it becomes frustrating for them. Rock that smelly hat K-Stew!!

  11. Tig says:

    Wish she’d put reindeer antlers on the hat- invest in some holiday cheer!

  12. GIRLFACE says:

    Grrr these two. Over them. Spare me please.

  13. Anna Moon 85 says:

    Can we have a moratorium on the KStew and RPatz posts for a while? The photos of RPatz would have been more interesting because we could at least see how Sienna was dressed. It’s the same old same old with a couple that has been broken up for ages and yet these posts always attracts über fans or people who get irrationally angry at these two as pointed out. Post some photos of Rob clubbing in London so we can see Sienna’s outfits, or a fashion post of KStew at Sundance but otherwise put a kibosh on it because it isn’t fun anymore.

  14. Han says:

    I don’t have anything against her, i dislike how she was crucified for her affair but that director guy wasn’t. That said I think she is a poor actress and i feel like the only reason people still talk about her is because of this fanfic about her and rob. My feeling is that we won’t hear much about neither her or Rob soon. Neither of them are talented actors.

  15. Janet says:

    Maybe Hollywood Life is one of the few mags keeping up with their comings and goings because nobody else cares any more.

    • Another Ann says:

      Hollywood Life just trolls for hits. They focus on rabid fanbases that will click on their site dozens of times a day. Just look at who they feature – Beiber, One Direction, Selena, etc. The people who comment on their site are completely off the wall.

      It’s fine to point at their ridiculous fanfiction articles and laugh, but to source them as if they have a clue about what’s really going on is another thing entirely. They contradict themselves repeatedly within the same day.

    • gg says:

      No, HL simply makes up cowpoop because they can’t fill their rag with anything worthy, for the gullible.

  16. dante says:

    I think she’d be smart to leave the business for a few years, maybe go back to school somewhere outside of the U.S. She’s mucked things up so much that it’s hard to tell if her acting is her career or her personal life is the basis for her career. She’s well known enough that she could always re-invigorate after a few years off.

    Pattinson generally looks to me like he’s priming for a 12 step program. I wouldn’t be surprised. I still think 4, 5 years from now it will be ‘Rob who’? I think Stewart has a second wind in her though; she was born in Hollywood, she knows how to roll with its’ punches and has a father that knows the business quite well. Perhaps in her second trip she’ll play it out a bit more savvy~~ she may have all the money in the world but the price to pay for being the brunt of a worldwide joke and humiliation is really, really high.

    • lulu says:

      wow what a way to take a swipe at rob there. praise Kristen, but don’t trash rob in order to do it. I think they will be both be fine in their careers. sad that so many are hoping for the demise of people who haven’t done anything wrong.

      • dante says:

        You must be one of those rabid twilighters, as I wasn’t taking a “swipe” at anyone– you twilight folk certainly do get a bit oversensitive, don’t you?

        Nor was I interested in praising Stewart. She’s made a mess of her P.R., and her popularity took a big hit over it. That’s hardly news or noteworthy opinion. Combined with the end of the franchise that she’s most well known for and you get someone that isn’t quite where they were before.

        I’ve been seeing rumors about Pattinson overdoing the partying for years now — so that’s also hardly some huge news OR a swipe. Recent gossip items, combined with a somewhat ragged appearance in many photos, give me the vibe that this guy parties a bit too much. That’s ok though. I know plenty of guys that went out and drank too much after they caught their girlfriend cheating on them.

        I also just plain don’t see him as much of an actor, either. I think his earnings have way, way surpassed his skills. The public seems to agree on that one, as none of his post-Twilight films seem to be very successful. I’ve actually seen some Stewart films, particularly Adventureland, where it struck me that she had some skills. I’ve not yet had that experience with Pattinson. If I were him I would take all those Twilight millions and walk away laughing. For a guy that had little in the way of skills or acting training, he did just fine.

  17. Lara Morgana says:

    Seriously? You think that their romance was PR? How delusional are you? Have you not seen the way he looks at her? Heard the way he speaks about her? He’s not that good at acting. He was smitten to the nth degree.

  18. Nerd Alert says:

    I’m not a fan–I think she’s one of the worst actresses out there right now–but I like that she buys used cars. The second you drive a brand new car off the lot it depreciates by 20-30%. No matter how rich you are, if cars aren’t very important to you, there’s no reason to buy brand new. It’s just a waste of money. Everybody knows she’s loaded, why drive around in a flashy car? Especially if you don’t care? Especially if you really do seem to hate the paps (or want to keep up that reputation)? Not everybody needs that particular status symbol to feel good about themselves, even if most people disagree. No reason to bash her for that, she provides plenty of ammunition on her own.

  19. Nympha says:

    I’m not a fan at all, but poll on how her hat smells? Really? That was low.

  20. Missykittens says:

    I like Kristen, always have. I think she is gorgeous, I highly doubt that she smells. I wish people would just get over their hate for her. If you have so much hate for a complete stranger, you are mentally unbalanced and your attention should be on fixing that, not on trying to slander someone on the internet. I think a lot of the hate is based around her cheating, but there are too many men that cheat, abuse their wives and are generally pricks but they don’t even receive the same amount of hate that Kristen does. It’s misogyny, pure & simple.

    • Apples says:

      I disagree with your thesis.
      People don’t hate KStew. They think she is a talentless waste of space that deserves to be derided for her behavior on screen and off. (Jury is still out on the admittedly polite Pattinson.) There is no slander on KStew, merely an enjoyment of her ACTUAL, documented behavior. Her pathetic attempts to be cool/hipster/verb lover/etc. are what give me continued amusement every time Celebitchy does a post on her.
      As far as today’s post, you have to admit that her hair does look bafflingly greasy, even on red carpets. Example: How is this professional behavior for the Oscars?
      http://www.crazytownblog.com/crazytown/2013/02/oscar-the-grouch.html
      Let’s not even talk about how she handled herself on stage that night with only a FEW short lines. The general news shows were commenting the next day about her odd behavior- not just gossip sites. So the more her stans defend her, the MORE irritated regular people get. Eager Twilight stans will forever crack me up.

      • mimi says:

        @Apples

        Wow, for someone who claims not to care much for Kristen, you certainly care enough to point out her shortcomings in great detail and even supply hyperlinks!

        Just a thought, but wouldn’t it be easier to just not follow her as closely as you obviously do? Eager haters who enjoy getting their hate-on for someone they’ve never even met will forever puzzle me.

      • Apples says:

        Oh, no… don’t be confused. I LOVE gossip and this girl brought the most hilarious gossip in ages. So, in fact, just the sight of her and the memories of all the Twilight nerd tears brings me (and the people at my job) JOY.
        The links are to cut short the predictable Twihard denials every time someone says something they don’t like with actual proof. Also, claiming someone is a, “Hater” every time you have no counter-argument is transparently weak in a debate.
        I suppose it’s from a Sociological perspective but, I will forever be fascinated (and entertained) by people who cross that line from average fan into online FANatics.
        You are aware that this site is CELEBITCHY and not a KStew fan site?? I am the one in the right place. I will be forever puzzled by people who follow websites that they find obviously upsetting. Just a thought :)

      • Just Me says:

        BAM! You said it Apples! Don’t like it, don’t read it. What’s with the knight in shining armor crap?

  21. megsie says:

    She’s a pretty girl, no doubt about it. She may shower, but the hair! The hair is so often greasy, the dry shampoo trick painfully obvious. It’s not good and there’s no defending it.

    I say the hat smells like cigs and greasy hair.

    Very seriously though, this girl needs a break. Not a hang with my fellow hipsters at dubious LA clubs and smoke a blunt break. A decompression, get some perspective on life break. I’m praying Jodi Foster talks her into time at university, or perhaps a quiet swing through a less travelled part of the world. Call me crazy but I think this girl can be saved.

  22. Virgilia Coriolanus says:

    I’m wondering why Kristen and Robert (as an item) are still a thing……….I don’t get why people still bring them up together.

    • Lark says:

      Twi-hards provide a ton of online clicks, and they often gobble up any tabloid nonsense. They also tend to be on the extreme ends of standom, and either love or hate these two with a passion.

      There’s not much to say about either one except that he seemed to be partying too much for a hot second (but now he’s in London) so the tabloids try and link them together or create love triangles because photos of her picking up a Christmas tree or of him at a gym are pretty basic. So, it comes down to the fact that they make the tabloids money and therefore tabloids come up with fanfic around any photos so they can use them for online hits imo. I say this as someone who somewhat likes both (despite them appearing in Twilight), but they aren’t terribly gossip worthy and I have a feeling the tabloids will move on to the Divergent series (and the twi-hards will too) soon enough.

      • Virgilia Coriolanus says:

        Eh, I guess. I’m not a fan of Kristen (don’t think she can act, has a nasty attitude when she’s supposed to be working, etc), don’t really like Rob (I haven’t seen any of his non twilight films besides HP)–so I’m mystified. I mean, a year ago–YES. Because it was still up in the air about whether or not they would be together, after the pap pics of her and Sanders came out. But now??? BORING. Neither of them are engaging each other–but twihards are mystical beings.

      • Lark says:

        @Virgilia Coriolanus
        I agree with boring and twi-hards being mystical beings. I say this as someone who kind of likes both of them, but they aren’t doing anything interesting and yet the twi-hards devour any tabloid stories about them. My guess is they conflate them with the characters from the movies. Orlando Bloom was from my era, and I remember when people used to act equally twi-hardy about him…so I’m sure they’ll move on soon enough. I think these tabloid stories are the very end, because there is not much more than can say or do about these two.

  23. Mika302 says:

    Has any one on here smelled her before??? How do u know she smells??? She never gv me tht vibe, she looks like on her days off she is just chilling and wearing what she wants like a normal person… Also a poll on what her hat smells like is really childish!! Sounds like smthng highschoolers or kids period would do..

  24. Denise says:

    Wow you’re really hurting for posts huh? A poll on how her hat smells?! Ridiculous!

  25. mimi says:

    @Apples

    You couldn’t be more wrong about me and my reasons for being here. I don’t find this site upsetting at all. There are many stories about some of my favorite celebs that I enjoy reading here and I leave comments if I feel like it. I wasn’t aware that I was required to insult and ridicule every celeb who is featured here just because this site is called “celebitchy”. I don’t get “joy” or pleasure insulting famous people even if I don’t agree with their lifestyles or think much of their careers/talents. For example, if I see a story about Lindsay Lohan, The Kardashians, The Housewives of (fill in the blank) or Charlie Sheen, I don’t feel compelled to go straight to the comment section of their featured story to insult them and argue with people who admit they are fans. Not my style.

    My idea of fun and “joy” is very different from yours. Another thing, you don’t have to possess only positive opinions of a certain celeb to become a FANatic. I’ve seen more hateful insults aimed at celebs from people who seem to follow them as closely or with more intensity as a legitimate fan. If you are able to supply hyperlinks and a laundry list of reasons why you can’t stand Kristen Stewart, what makes you any different from the super FANatic stan who supplies hyperlinks with reasons why she/he likes and admires her?