Justin Bieber has turned his wrathful gaze upon us all for bullying him for bullying everyone including a poor girl that he called “a beached whale” last weekend. Bieber has had enough of our insensitivity, so he’s flipped the bird on Instagram “4 the haters.” Whatever, kiddo.
As a special treat just for Friday, I broke out the classic baby Bieber pics where his bodyguard is basically stuffing Biebs into his carseat. It’s been awhile since we’ve used the pictures, and I’ve missed them a lot! So enjoy them while you can at the bottom of this post. Such a special day.
Now for the gross stuff. A tiny story in this week’s issue of Star reveals the patented new Justin Bieber pickup line. Hold onto your panties, ladies:
Baby, baby, baby, oh! Justin Bieber has coined a new term for hooking up and tested it out at a Nov. 15 party at his Calabasas, Calif., mansion. “Justin was walking up to hot girls asking them if they want to get ‘Biebered,'” an insider tells Star. “His friends thought it was hilarious, but to Justin it’s not a joke — he thinks he’s so incredible in the bedroom that it’s a privilege for girls to get with him.” And they say chivalary is dead!
[From Star, print edition, December 23, 2013]
This little ditty is totally beliebable, right? Bieber would completely do this, and the sad part is that some girls have already fallen for one of the laziest pickup lines ever. They could at least make this little twerp work for it a little bit. Bieber should have to do all of the cheesy things in this perfume ad to even get to first base.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet, WENN & Justin Bieber on Instagram
Ugh. So gross, I can’t. No sane woman is here for him and his unsexy self.
He’s so skevy. Makes me want to take a huge dose of antibiotics and scrub my hands in Purell.
No. No I don’t want to get Biebered. Just no.
OMG seriously!! I just ate my breakfast now I feel sick! Arrgg!! 🙁
I love that pic with the bodyguard. His face is all dammit don’t make me use two hands. This kid is a twerp. Thank god mine girls are still little and they never knew who JB was. By the time they’re Tweens he’ll be a has-been.
Yay! The Baby Bieber pictures are back! But you omitted the best one where he was being lifted up and put in his place.
If “biebered” means what I think it does (having a small, hairless, worm-like appendage poked in the direction of one’s nether parts but having it miss the key spot and instead prodding uselessly at the side of one’s leg) then no, getting “beibered” doesn’t sound like something I’d ever want to try.
Nor would I wish to ever experience the horror of young Mr. Bieber in person anyhow, any way.
Yuck.
*giggles*
*snickers*
*guffaws*
This made me laugh out loud!!!!!!!!
Ha! Funny.
LOL! That’s great.
Lol
OMG I love you !
Hahahahaha! If I could I would buy you a drink (alcohol or Starbucks, your choice)!
Lol- too funny!!
Bahahahaha!
Edit: I’m imaging him humping away now on someone’s leg like a little annoying lap dog *shudder*.
Comment of the day.
Hilarious, and probably all too accurate.
Which ladies would those be? The one’s he pays?
I’d hit it.
In the face with a 2 x 4.
With or without spikes?
With.
I’ve just ripped out my kitchen cupboards. Enough nail studded wood for everyone 🙂
Of course I don’t agree with violence… But that is AWESOME :D.
Do you have ANY idea how painful a pomegranate seed is to snort through your sinuses?
Ack. Funny and a good idea, but that will teach me to read through the comments while snacking. Owie.
“Beibered” sounds like an STD that the CDC needs to contain.
Is it me or did this breed of gross little “popstar” with a god complex not exist when I was susceptible to all kinds of teen idols in the 90’s? Or did we simply not know? I was convinced that Leo DiCaprio or a frickin’ Hanson were the best thing that ever happened to mankind, were they gross like this? Leo apparently was but we had NO idea. Thank the Lord for that.
I think it was happening back in “our” day but in a less obvious way. This kid is in a candy store and can’t keep his sticky fingers off the goodies.
I do feel like people like DiCaprio (who we now know was going through models even back then) kept it pretty tight though. And on purpose. That kind of behavior wasn’t celebrated or excused unless you were in a metal or rock band. The media culture was just very different, nobody encouraged them to be this bratty in public. Quite the opposite.
I think thanks to social media and the onslaught of online gossip sites, we are now more aware of stars bad behaviours.
Yes to all the comments, I just don’t think there was this level of brattiness and narcissism.
I think everyone is sick of Justin Bieber at this point. In a few years, he’ll be hosting a home improvement show on the DIY network like Vanilla Ice, living paycheck to paycheck, wishing he didn’t blow all of his money on leopard print Ferraris. . .
From your lips to God’s ears, I really hope that’s what happens. He needs a reality-check.
I’m glad I don’t have a teenage daughter.
If this punk ass made a move on my daughter I’d beat his ass until he couldn’t sit for a decade.
To which I would reply “Wanna get clobbered?”
I must say I will never get tired of looking at the pictures of his bodyguard putting the whining baby in full tantrum mode into his car seat. Truly a gift that keeps on giving.
*barf*
Wanna get “Biebered?” Oooooooooo Ladies, doesn’t that sound like dreamy sexy times???
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! So he frequents brothels, insults fans, and believes any female could count herself lucky to be blessed with his bedroom antics? Baby Bieber has grown up into a full blown misogynistic a$$hole. I hope all parents of tween girls stop paying for tickets to his shows and supporting his lifestyle in any manner.
I’d rather get Chlamydia.
I imagine that’d be a by-product of your Biebering.
CLASSIC pictures. Hahaha
His handlers should give him some warm milk and a snack. Works with my 15-month old when he’s fussy.
That’s funny. How delusional he is.
Oh Justin…fame is a fickle bitch. Hope you are saving your money, because your time is tick tick ticking on your way to hasbeen city.
Honest question: who/what is his current fanbase? I have a number of younger female cousins who used to love him, but they’ve all moved on to One Direction and they now think Bieber is lame and/or gross. Does he still have a significant amount of younger fans? Who is buying his music/concert tickets these days?
His bodyguard is ridiculously good looking to me. Maybe it’s only because he’s next to the Beaver? I bet he’s really awesome with children also. +2
I will never be tired of those pictures. Ever. “Nooooo, Daddy, I don’ WANNA get in the car! WAAAH!”
How long before we get a Bieber sex tape?
I wish Lil’ Charlie Sheen would just disappear.
First off, THANK YOU CB for posting baby beebs, I really did miss those pics. Ahhhhh, all is right in the world again.
Second…can you imagine him in the sack with a real woman. Not a little teeny bopper who has already drank the Koolaid, or some stripper in a club, but a real woman, with a woman’s body like Kate Upton or for arguments sake Marilyn Monroe? He wouldn’t know what to do with himself. So playing this whole sex god thing and these annoying belieber sayings are actually comical.
For once, a Bieber post that doesn’t annoy me as much as it makes me laugh. Poor little thing is trying so hard to be a man. Good luck with that kiddo. lol!
I tried to translate it into something less appalling. A deep voice. British accent. Husky whisper. “Would you like to be Cumberbatched?” But then I just cracked up.
I would rather get Federlined. Standing up. Behind a Walgreen’s. In daylight. On my Grandmama’s birthday.
Make no mistake, I’d be crying and planning my suicide the entire time. But my last thought would be, “At least I didn’t get Biebered.”
Priceless, thank you. My husband literally looked over and asked me what was so funny.
Wish someone would answer him with a taser if he asked that question, the little punk deserves it.
Douchenozzle.