Justin Bieber’s gross new pickup line for da ladies: Wanna get ‘Biebered’?

Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber has turned his wrathful gaze upon us all for bullying him for bullying everyone including a poor girl that he called “a beached whale” last weekend. Bieber has had enough of our insensitivity, so he’s flipped the bird on Instagram “4 the haters.” Whatever, kiddo.

As a special treat just for Friday, I broke out the classic baby Bieber pics where his bodyguard is basically stuffing Biebs into his carseat. It’s been awhile since we’ve used the pictures, and I’ve missed them a lot! So enjoy them while you can at the bottom of this post. Such a special day.

Now for the gross stuff. A tiny story in this week’s issue of Star reveals the patented new Justin Bieber pickup line. Hold onto your panties, ladies:

Baby, baby, baby, oh! Justin Bieber has coined a new term for hooking up and tested it out at a Nov. 15 party at his Calabasas, Calif., mansion. “Justin was walking up to hot girls asking them if they want to get ‘Biebered,’” an insider tells Star. “His friends thought it was hilarious, but to Justin it’s not a joke — he thinks he’s so incredible in the bedroom that it’s a privilege for girls to get with him.” And they say chivalary is dead!

[From Star, print edition, December 23, 2013]

This little ditty is totally beliebable, right? Bieber would completely do this, and the sad part is that some girls have already fallen for one of the laziest pickup lines ever. They could at least make this little twerp work for it a little bit. Bieber should have to do all of the cheesy things in this perfume ad to even get to first base.

Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet, WENN & Justin Bieber on Instagram

 

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  1. Dani2 says:

    Ugh. So gross, I can’t. No sane woman is here for him and his unsexy self.

  2. Secret Squirrel says:

    No. No I don’t want to get Biebered. Just no.

  3. Jennabean says:

    I love that pic with the bodyguard. His face is all dammit don’t make me use two hands. This kid is a twerp. Thank god mine girls are still little and they never knew who JB was. By the time they’re Tweens he’ll be a has-been.

  4. Frida_K says:

    If “biebered” means what I think it does (having a small, hairless, worm-like appendage poked in the direction of one’s nether parts but having it miss the key spot and instead prodding uselessly at the side of one’s leg) then no, getting “beibered” doesn’t sound like something I’d ever want to try.

    Nor would I wish to ever experience the horror of young Mr. Bieber in person anyhow, any way.

    Yuck.

  5. Jules says:

    Which ladies would those be? The one’s he pays?

  6. Kali says:

    I’d hit it.

    In the face with a 2 x 4.

  7. blue marie says:

    “Beibered” sounds like an STD that the CDC needs to contain.

  8. littlemissnaughty says:

    Is it me or did this breed of gross little “popstar” with a god complex not exist when I was susceptible to all kinds of teen idols in the 90′s? Or did we simply not know? I was convinced that Leo DiCaprio or a frickin’ Hanson were the best thing that ever happened to mankind, were they gross like this? Leo apparently was but we had NO idea. Thank the Lord for that.

  9. TeresaGiudice says:

    I think everyone is sick of Justin Bieber at this point. In a few years, he’ll be hosting a home improvement show on the DIY network like Vanilla Ice, living paycheck to paycheck, wishing he didn’t blow all of his money on leopard print Ferraris. . .

  10. Evi says:

    I’m glad I don’t have a teenage daughter.
    If this punk ass made a move on my daughter I’d beat his ass until he couldn’t sit for a decade.

  11. the original bellaluna says:

    To which I would reply “Wanna get clobbered?”

  12. Nicolette says:

    I must say I will never get tired of looking at the pictures of his bodyguard putting the whining baby in full tantrum mode into his car seat. Truly a gift that keeps on giving.

  13. Dimebox says:

    Wanna get “Biebered?” Oooooooooo Ladies, doesn’t that sound like dreamy sexy times???
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! So he frequents brothels, insults fans, and believes any female could count herself lucky to be blessed with his bedroom antics? Baby Bieber has grown up into a full blown misogynistic a$$hole. I hope all parents of tween girls stop paying for tickets to his shows and supporting his lifestyle in any manner.

  14. AG says:

    CLASSIC pictures. Hahaha

    His handlers should give him some warm milk and a snack. Works with my 15-month old when he’s fussy.

  15. Garrett says:

    That’s funny. How delusional he is.

  16. lavinia says:

    Oh Justin…fame is a fickle bitch. Hope you are saving your money, because your time is tick tick ticking on your way to hasbeen city.

  17. loveisthecoal says:

    Honest question: who/what is his current fanbase? I have a number of younger female cousins who used to love him, but they’ve all moved on to One Direction and they now think Bieber is lame and/or gross. Does he still have a significant amount of younger fans? Who is buying his music/concert tickets these days?

  18. AMBER5ASH says:

    His bodyguard is ridiculously good looking to me. Maybe it’s only because he’s next to the Beaver? I bet he’s really awesome with children also. +2

  19. Insomniac says:

    I will never be tired of those pictures. Ever. “Nooooo, Daddy, I don’ WANNA get in the car! WAAAH!”

  20. nico says:

    How long before we get a Bieber sex tape?

    I wish Lil’ Charlie Sheen would just disappear.

  21. K-rock says:

    First off, THANK YOU CB for posting baby beebs, I really did miss those pics. Ahhhhh, all is right in the world again.

    Second…can you imagine him in the sack with a real woman. Not a little teeny bopper who has already drank the Koolaid, or some stripper in a club, but a real woman, with a woman’s body like Kate Upton or for arguments sake Marilyn Monroe? He wouldn’t know what to do with himself. So playing this whole sex god thing and these annoying belieber sayings are actually comical.

    For once, a Bieber post that doesn’t annoy me as much as it makes me laugh. Poor little thing is trying so hard to be a man. Good luck with that kiddo. lol!

  22. Amy Tennant says:

    I tried to translate it into something less appalling. A deep voice. British accent. Husky whisper. “Would you like to be Cumberbatched?” But then I just cracked up.

  23. Skye says:

    I would rather get Federlined. Standing up. Behind a Walgreen’s. In daylight. On my Grandmama’s birthday.

    Make no mistake, I’d be crying and planning my suicide the entire time. But my last thought would be, “At least I didn’t get Biebered.”

  24. Isabelle says:

    Wish someone would answer him with a taser if he asked that question, the little punk deserves it.