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Mar 27
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Kirsten Dunst shacks up with her new London rockstar lover


Kirsten Dunst has been staying at the London flat of her new lover, Razorlight singer Johnny Borrell, since last Friday. The two met just a few weeks ago and were seen together at the SXSW music festival. British tabloid The Sun reports that Kirsten is settling in nicely with Borrel’s crowd of carousing chain-smoking Brits:

JOHNNY BORRELL and KIRSTEN DUNST’s romance is going at breakneck speed even by showbiz standards.

RAZORLIGHT frontman Johnny pulled the Spider-Man actress just weeks ago, when his band were touring the US.

Kirsten then followed the singer around America. On the rare days they weren’t together they would speak for hours on the phone.

Now she has flown in to Britian and made herself at home in his new North London pad.

On Sunday smitten Kirsten was stage-side as her man headlined an anti-slavery charity gig in North London.

The pair then partied at trendy boozer The Hawley Arms — proof she’s been well and truly accepted into the Camden Caners indie scene.

It’s a beautiful story. Well, beautiful for everyone apart from Johnny’s ex, who he dumped to be with Kirsten.

I wonder if Kirsten is missing those art classes she was so excited to be auditing. It’s a good thing she’s not enrolled in school as a full time matriculated student. Maybe it’s a school break now.

The Sun and Sky News point out that Kirsten and Johnny could be the next Gwyneth and Christ Martin. Kirsten does have that kind of psuedo-intellectual full of shit type personality that meshes well with Gwynnie’s “my adopted nation is better than yours” holier-than-thou take on the world. I can see those two becoming fast friends over some wine in Gwyneth’s garden.

Gwyneth recently said that she thinks it’s inappropriate for women to get drunk, but considering how much she gushes about drinking wine with her friends and while alone, there must be some self-loathing there. Oh and here are pictures of Gwyneth drunk.

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4 Responses to “Kirsten Dunst shacks up with her new London rockstar lover”

  1. Ugh, Kirsten Dunst makes me ill.

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  2. Kiki looks disgusting with that cigarette. People who smoke look trashy and nasty. Plus they have no respect for others when they light up and spread their second-hand cancer smoke. As for Gwyneth–as annoying as she is with her constant patronizing, she is right on this one. Does a bitch on a bender look classy? How often have we ripped apart the glazed-over expressions, puffy faces, and general nastiness of twat-flashing drunken celebrity whores?

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  3. i like both kirsten & gwyneth. haha. i prefer living abroad rather than here (stateside) as well. but before people start telling me to go back, believe me if i could i would. unfortunately for most of us, visas aren’t that easy to come by, especially given the current anti-american sentiment.

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  4. The short bus is coming. These two need to get on it.

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