I guess Katy Perry was upset that everyone only laughed at her rainbow grill at last year’s VMAs for five minutes before Miley madness took over the media. Katy should rest easy because her upcoming tour will sell a lot better than Miley’s. Now Katy has done something that has made even my 13-year-old girl roll her eyes. Katy’s gone full-on bejeweled grill for her new Dark Horse video. She’s all dressed up as a budget Cleopatra, and the effect is cartoony and ridiculous. Here’s a preview clip.
Pretty bad, right? This screams typical Katy Perry video to me. Her stunts grow tackier and more outragous as time passes, but I’m just glad she’s wearing clothes.
Katy’s ill-fated romance with John Mayer got the tabloid treatment this week. I can’t believe they haven’t made a move yet on engagement or breaking up. I figured they would have done both by now, but we’ll see what happens. Star says it won’t be long before trouble really hits. I guess Katy is really worried John will cheat when she leave for tour, and yeah, he’ll probably cheat:
For a girl whose latest album, Prism, sold 286,000 copies in its first week and who’s the most popular person on Twitter, with more than 50 million followers, Katy Perry is awfully insecure. The “Unconditionall” singer has hit a rough patch with boyfriend John Mayer because she’s worried he’ll cheat on her while she’s away on her upcoming Prismatic world tour. “Katy is very scared,” a source tells Star.
The couple, who have been dating on and off since July 2012, have been gushing about their love for each other as of late, but pals say things are much different behind closed doors. Katy, 29, whose tour kicks off in May, “Thinks it will be an out-of-sight, out-of-mind situation,” says the insider.
But Katy’s fears don’t come without good reason. Her short-lived marriage to comedian Russell Brand, 38 ended after he refused to visit her during her California Dreams tour in 2011. Speaking out about the heartbreaking time, Katy revealed, “I do admit that I was on the road a lot, although I invited him time and time again and I tried to come home as much as I possibly could. You saw that in the movie [Katy Perry: Part of Me]. That wasn’t edited to leave footage out — there wasn’t any footage of him.”
To matke matters worse, friends say Katy is still dealing with jealousy about 36-year-old John’s many ex-girlfriends, who include Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Simpson and Taylor Swift. “She constantly asks John what they did that turned him on so much,” spills the insider. “It’s really messing with her self-esteem.”
[From Star, print edition, February 24, 2014]
Ugh, I hope Katy isn’t really troubling herself by obsessing over John’s exes. That seems like a waste of time. She needs to worry about who he’ll be banging in the future. Does that sound crude? No worse than John using Katy for his career and then acting all squirmy when she touches him in public. Katy should be worried about that instead.
Screencaps courtesy of VEVO & GMA; photo courtesy of WENN