Given what we know now about Johnny “Scarfy” Depp’s midlife crisis, doesn’t it make you reevaluate those stories about Depp and Angelina Jolie on the set of The Tourist. Many assumed Jolie was flirting with and encouraging Johnny to be “bad.” In retrospect… they seem to have had a pleasant working relationship, and Johnny saw something in Angelina that he wanted with his next partner, Amber Heard. Heard has been actively trying to Single White Female Angelina for a few years now. It seems like Depp’s publicity team is even encouraging the comparisons too. But what does Angelina think of this midlife crisis mess? Angelina to Scarfy: “Protect your assets because that little hussy is going after your money!”
TWICE-divorced ANGELINA JOLIE is giving romance advice to old pal JOHNNY DEPP – warning him he may be making a big mistake marrying Amber Heard.
The 38-year-old Oscar winner has pleaded with Depp to “tread carefully” with his reported plans to walk down the aisle with the 27-year-old Texas blonde, and cautioned him to get an iron-clad pre-nup to protect his $350 million fortune, say sources.
Angie is worried that the 50-year-old superstar is going through a midlife crisis and has become enchanted with the much-younger actress.
“She’s concerned he’s been swept off his feet by Amber’s charms,” said a mutual friend, who added that Angie is worried about Amber’s motives.
Both Angelina and Brad Pitt became good friends with Johnny and his then-girlfriend Vanessa Paradis, 41, while Angie was filming “The Tourist” with Depp in 2010.
“Angie and Vanessa got on really well and would regularly arrange play dates with their kids, so Angie will always have a sense of loyalty to her,” said a close source.
Ironically, Amber, an admitted bisexual, has made no secret of her admiration for Angelina, describing her as an “inspiration” for being open about her own bisexual past, but the source says her comments aggravated Angelina even more.
“Angie hates it when someone talks about her publicly, regardless of how good or bad it is,” said the source. “Both Brad and Angie were disappointed in her and now they’re worried she’s after fame and fortune and that Johnny’s jumping in way too fast.
“Angie just wants her friend to be sure he’s making the right decision.”
If Angelina refuses to acknowledge the likes of Chelsea Handler, what in the world would she have to say about the Megan Foxes and Amber Heards of the world, the Budget Jolies who try to SWF The Leg of Doom and The Tattoos of Seduction? I have no idea if Angelina even knows who Amber heard is, or if Jolie could pick her out of a line-up (Amber Heard is not very memorable, right?). Or maybe I’m wrong. Maybe Depp and Jolie are still friends and Angelina has met Amber and…? What? What would Angelina’s impression be? That Amber is a Leg-stealing hussy? Or would Angelina see a younger version of herself? Who knows.
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