Kaley Cuoco in a Philosophy sack dress for charity event: unflattering or cute?

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I was talking about natural/resting bitchfaces in that Charlize/Angelina post earlier, but I have to bring it up again: what’s up with Kaley Cuoco’s face? Is she haughty, or is that her resting face? I have no idea. But it’s not the best look. Also not the best look? This white sheet/sack dress thing she wore last night. To be fair/nice, Kaley was attending an event for charity (A Night at Sardi’s to benefit the Alzheimer’s Association), so it’s not like she wore something terrible to an awards show or anything. Since it was for charity, she largely gets a pass.

But all that being said… my God, this is a terrible dress. It’s by Philosophy. It just looks sloppy, and her styling overall is sloppy too, with her hair in her face and dragging everything down and then that smear of hot pink lipstick. MESS.

Kaley’s husband (!) Ryan Sweeting was her date, obviously. I was thinking about this earlier this week, when we were talking about her wedding date tattoo: what does Ryan do for a living these days? He used to be a tennis pro, but he’s currently ranked like 1378th in the world. And he was in the position to just move in with Kaley on their first date too. Meaning… he doesn’t do much. He’s Mr. Kaley Cuoco. And that’s fine, I guess. Just as long as we’re not being told that he’s super-busy and hard at work. Next stop to lock down this whole K-Fed thing: get her pregnant. I think we might even need to start the pregnancy rumor after seeing this dress, right?

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  1. doofus says:

    ” I think we might even need to start the pregnancy rumor after seeing this dress, right?”

    HEY! *I* was gonna do that!!!

    • kimber says:

      They both look really upset/pissed in the pics. Angry body language too. She’s trying to not appear mad, but he clearly is pissed. Maybe someone did call him kfed the second? Idk but a happy couple they don’t look. I know she got a tattoo, but it was probably after they made up from a different argument. They dont ever appear happy, just staged for a series of preordered sears portraits whenever I see them photographed together “living life”.

      They dont seem like they would be together forever. I could be wrong, but im guessing less than 2 yrs of marriage. I like her and hope im wrong, but there’s something about this whole relationship and him.

      • Size Does Matter says:

        I would call that resting lemon eating face. And the dress is like she woke up late and just wrapped the sheets around her, smeared on the lipstick, and left.

        On a completely unrelated topic, I’m watching an episode of Dr. Phil where a woman actually tried to breast feed a baby rabbit. There are some messed up people out there. Kaley and tennis K-Fed are pretty harmless.

    • Camille (The Original) says:

      I said it after seeing her big boobs in the last thread about her.

  2. QQ says:

    Gawd He face is Punchable!

    Also I Need that Lipstick

    Also I just got word im higher in the ranking that Her Tennis K-Fed

    also I’ve never Played Tennis

  3. bianca says:

    bleached version of the sail the little mermaid wore when she first got legs and came ashore.

  4. chicagogurl says:

    Smug! She always looks smug.

    It’s either that or she just heard the most hilarious joke and simultaneously walked into the worst fart and doesn’t know whether to laugh or mouth vomit.

  5. Dani2 says:

    The dress looks so..cheaply made? I’m getting project-runway-reject vibes here.

  6. birdie says:

    Unpopular opinion: I like her. I like reading about her. I don’t have strong feelings about her husband, though. They seem happy.

  7. Dawm says:

    So I am not liking that dress at all…but I love her hair and her make up!

  8. Brittaki says:

    Her face always looks like she needs to spit something out.

  9. PrettyTarheelFan says:

    1) Wasn’t there a BI regarding her being pushed to marry him before she got the sense to get a pre-nup? BBT is a long-running, very popular show, and she is as highly compensated as Galecki or Parsons. They were at 325K and trying to get a 1Million/episode, right?
    2) RBF (Resting Bitch Face) is a real issue. Some people’s faces just look bitchy. I have RBF, and people constantly ask me what’s wrong.
    3) Pregnancy would force BBT to make some changes to the plot-lines. Currently, Penny is trying to make it in acting. This would be a serious stumbling block, but it might force some character decisions-do Leonard and Penny FINALLY get married and move in together?

  10. Chell says:

    She has had work done on her face. And she was a cute girl but her personality is exhausting

  11. Lemon says:

    I don’t know what it is with Kaley, but she seems just a little bit “off” to me. Like her wedding pics – the hair, the dress, the makeup…it was all just a little messy. Instead of her style coming off as easy and effortless (which is what I think she really tries for) it comes across as disheveled.

  12. Jacqueline says:

    The first picture of her, holding her dress, looks like, “Can you believe this sh-t?” Definitely RBF.

  13. ojulia123 says:

    Why is she making that weird face in every picture? Like she’s sucking on a lemon.

  14. OhDear says:

    Has she always attended so many events and she’s being covered more because of increased interest or is it that she’s trying to raise her profile?

  15. Alexandria The Great says:

    I just…I always think that even if I had HALF of these celebs’ fortunes, I’d look a BAJILLION times better than them. I mean, I know some people have “it” and some don’t, but that’s what STYLISTS are for. If I can manage to look pulled-together and fashionable wearing a mixture of Forever 21, H&M and BP Nordstrom, then they should be able to get it together wearing high-end designers and couture.

    There’s no excuse, in my opinion.

  16. Mrs.Darcy says:

    Aw, I like her even though she is a trainwreck and she is married to tennis K-fed. But she rescues pitbulls which I love. I also love a sack dress, they are my guilty fashion pleasure. Linen swathed hippie Jewish grandma (think Barbra Streisand in Fockers) would be my fallback look if I could pull it off without looking ridiculous. But not this one, not in stark white, and not with the voluminous balloony-ness of it. Maybe Gisele or Christy Turlington could pull this off, with a slicked back bun, tan and no makeup. This dress requires Amazonian feats of genetic perfection to do battle with its glorious frumpery. Not little Kaley, she looks demented and needs to sack her stylist if she has one.

  17. Cara says:

    I, ahem….. Know why she makes this face. I make it too. So do the Olsen twins. We all have lovely cheekbone definition, and the way to make them the most pronounced is to flex them like you are smiling, but not actually smile. I only ever do it in the mirror, because I would look like an idiot walking around like this. I think the Olsen twins haven had surgeries over time, so that they don’t have to make the face quite as intensely, but they still do it.

  18. JudyK says:

    Nothing against a sack-type dress that’s A-line, but this looks like the fabric popper went crazy and belched up too much material.

    She looks pregnant, and I’m looking at her face, nothing else.

  19. Giselle says:

    On her face – I am guilty of this as well. It’s basically a smirk before an actual smile. If a picture is taken too soon I have the same weird expression. Although I admit… she seems to have stuck w/ the smirk in these pics and didn’t go to full blown smile. It’s a curse. :(

  20. CatJ says:

    If you watch the show, she makes this lemon-sucking face a lot. I don’t think it’s for the scene, I think it’s become a habit. Very disconcerting as it is very unnatural and distracting. Now I only watch her scenes to count how often she “purses” her lips to make this face.

  21. Tania says:

    I think the cray is trying to escape from her face. The more I see her, the more I think there is something really off about her.

  22. Penelope says:

    I dunno; I like her because for all her fame and fortune, she seems as real and needy as a “regular” person. A star I can actually relate to! lol

  23. ella says:

    She reminds me of Emily Blunt, who seems to be embarrassed to show her teeth and always looks uncomfortable in photos.

    Aside from smirkface, she has terrible posture that was very distracting to me the few times I encountered BBT. I can’t remember having ever been bothered by an actor’s posture before!

  24. lucy2 says:

    That dress looks like a sewing error.

  25. meh says:

    This is basically Angelina Jolie’s outfit from the other day in dress form. I’m confused why this is bad but Jolie’s was good?

  26. eulalie says:

    I think she looks really cute in the Priceline and Toyota commercials, but not so much on the red carpet. I guess it’s the styling?