Britney plans to spend over 100k on plastic surgery to get to a size 2

Both The National Enquirer and Star Magazine are running stories this week claiming that Britney Spears plans to spend an enormous amount of money on plastic surgery to help her with her comeback. Britney wants to get back into a size 2 in three months and she’s hell bound to do it. They say she had the lipo-dissolve injections as a first step and didn’t get surgery right away as she is in recovery and AA discourages addicts from using painkillers.

She wants a breast lift, lower body lift, liposuction, laser removal of varicose veins, and a brachioplasty, which is a tightening of the upper arms.

The good news is that she is said to have ordered some decent wigs made from real human hair:

“Britney wants to reduce the size of her arms, thighs, butt, stomach, love handles, back and chin,” the insider tells Star

To get her ideal body, “Brit plans to have conventional plastic surgery once the Lipo-Dissolve treatments are completed,” says the source, who reveals the singer’s other drastic self-improvements will likely include an $8,000 breast lift; a $12,000 lower-body lift for the thighs and buttocks; standard liposuction for her upper back, stomach and love handles costing $16,000; $5,500 worth of laser therapy to remove varicose veins cause by her two pregnancies; and a $6,000 brachioplasty to tighten her upper arms.

But Brit’s not stopping there! While in Las Vegas, Britney also ordered two new wigs made from real hair to cover up her shaved head until her own hair grows back. And she also wants to make over her famous face! “Britney has always been self-conscious about her node,” says the source. “She doesn’t want to completely change it, but she does want it to be a little smaller.”

[From Star Magazine print edition, April 23, 2007]

The article goes on to mention that Britney plans on consulting the guy who did Aniston’s second nosejob, which she is said to be dissatisfied with, for some rhinoplasty. And of course she’s going to see a dermatologist too in order to try and smooth out her acne scars.

National Enquirer has the same plastic surgery shopping list for Britney and says that she wants to spend $65,000 on a new wardrobe for her expected size 2 figure.

MSNBC’s The Scoop reports that Britney has spent over $60k shopping for non-necessities since the beginning of April. They say that it’s a sign of her addictive personality and she needs to watch it, especially considering the terrible results.

It looks like someone is going to be addicted to a little nip/tuck soon. Do you think she’ll know when to stop?

Also, isn’t a size two extreme? A two sounds extremely small to me. Britney is 5’4″ though, so maybe she can do it.

I’m not sure why I give a shit about her anymore after that stupid video rant she just put out. She’s low-hanging fruit in the gossip world, though.

Pictures of Britney outside Millenium Dance studios from FlyNet Online.

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23 Responses to “Britney plans to spend over 100k on plastic surgery to get to a size 2”

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  1. Fabiola Thing says:

    Perhaps a decent manicure would be a good first step.

  2. Arnie Pye says:

    Step two-suck out that useless fat inside her skull & replace it with styrofoam peanuts or something with more cognitive ability.

  3. Jessie says:

    I don’t care, I read somewhere in that blog she is buying a decent wig with real human hair! I can die a happy woman! :)

  4. AC says:

    Jesus christ, Okay. maybe a little lipo or something in key spots but, umm… thats a LOT of body work. Sure i’ve drempt about sucking out my thighs and arms but maybe just hiring a great personal trainer is the way to go here. Whatever. Sadly once she gets her body back she’ll be embraced regardless of what personality changes she desperatly needs. Once she’s thin again everyone will love her. What a wonderful world we live in.

    I also don’t think she looks all that bad now. Oh no! a size 6!? RUN FOR THE F@#$^&g Hills!

  5. Iva says:

    Please – let her go now and get it all done – then she’d have to go into hiding for at least a couple of weeks to recover and we don’t have to worry about this loser anymore.

  6. the problem is that britney won’t work to maintain the size 2, so that money will likely go down the drain.

    as soon as she looked good enough for that letterman “comeback” appearance, she immediately stopped whatever she was doing to look that way.

  7. itoluso says:

    Isn’t Britney only like 25 years old? WTF is wrong with exercise? At her age it would be way more appropriate and decidedly cheaper. Not that money’s any object. Apparently. If she were to work her way to her desired size, she would experience the additional benefit of increased self-esteem. Endorphins and all that sort of thing. Methinks she has way more money than sense. (As if that’s a revelation). Always looking for that shortcut – and your know where shortcuts tend to lead? They lead to wrong turns.

  8. b! says:

    A size 2 isn’t extreme when you’re short. I’m 5 feet tall, a size 2 and still plenty curvy. It’s probably where she was before she had kids, and she was never in danger of being too skinny. She just looked tight and in shape.

    I agree with Agent Bedhead, though–she’ll never put in the work to maintain that look, and she’ll balloon back up again. It seems her genetics want her to be a bit heavier.

  9. DogRunner says:

    At her age she is young enough to drop the weight through running and cutting a few calories (not that this is a necessary need to go from a 6 to 2).

    I would be afraid of the weird lipo dimple scars like Tara Reid has on her stomach…..I don’t care how good your surgeon is.

  10. fuckher says:

    none of this will change her character and reputation, which are unfixable.

  11. Anonymous says:

    She seems more worried about being size 2 than being a mother to her two young babies.

  12. Kiwi says:

    I have doubts about this story. She’s still a kid, dancing a lot, with a high enough metabolism to easily lose the weight. Would a decent plastic surgeon want to work with her, given her addictive history and AA-backed painkiller ban?

    What am I saying – look at Courtenay Love.

  13. Jamal Fullerton says:

    Am I the only one who thinks her nanny or who ever is behind her in the last pic is pretty attractive.

  14. fuckher says:

    that’s like her aunt or some shit. She was in the rehab pix, too.

  15. miss luigi says:

    Took the words right out of my mouth, itoluso. An exercise regime is the best thing for somebody recovering from a breakdown.

  16. nicole says:

    you just KNOW that in a few years she’s going to have had so much plastic surgery that she’ll look like a tranny. and she’ll have another meltdown. time to sit back and wait for it.

  17. Anonymous says:

    She doesn’t need it; she needs to work out.

    - how about singing lessons instead?

  18. Cha Cha Loca says:

    For $100,000 can she get a BRAIN?! Fricken moron.

  19. pimp my judge says:

    Someone please refer Britney to the website,
    she is way too young to make plans to go under the knife as this article suggests.
    Someone show britney a picture of Michael, Janet and the other Jackson sister…. also, Jocelyn Wildenstein, and many many others… in my opinion, even the contestants on that old plastic surgery makeover show came out looking “perfected” but not right…Plastic surgery gives people this kind of weird robotic plasticized look that is not natural.
    I think that plastic surgery makes people ugly.

    Its always the so called “flaws” that make people beautiful.

  20. pimp my judge says:

    well then again, the spectral hub of plastic surgery is in beverly hills… i guess on planet hollywierd, this is a normal everyday thing.

  21. paris herpes says:

    The lazy asshole, get a personal trainer, you can afford it! Plus when you’re that age you lose weight quick. After 30, lipo is an option but you should really exercise. It’s like 21 year olds getting face lifts, just plain idiocy!