Mar 26
'09
Lindsay Lohan’s last film goes straight to cable, then DVD

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Everyone seems to be piling on Lindsay Lohan. For good reason, perhaps, because the girl continues to be oblivious to her own train-wreck behavior. Earlier this week, there was the whining interview she gave to E! where she lied about her drug and alcohol usage.

Before that there was the interview where she told Nylon Magazine she would be happy just focusing on modeling, which led to male model Tyson Beckford basically saying that Lindsay lacks the discipline to be a model. He has a point – Lindsay lacks the discipline to be anything other than a coked-up party girl.

The latest blow is a new career low point for Lindsay. The film that she did last year, Labor Pains, is going straight to cable, then DVD. No theatrical release for La Lohan. Lindsay’s missed out on several roles (good roles) over the past few years, and Labor Pains was supposed to be one part of her career comeback.

Lindsay Lohan’s film career has been dealt another blow – her latest movie will not be released to cinemas.

Labor Pains will premiere on cable TV in America in July (09) before going straight to DVD in August (09).

In the film, Lohan plays a woman who fakes pregnancy in a bid to keep her job.

The actress has completed just one movie since her 2007 flop I Know Who Killed Me, and recently lost out on the lead role in director Tim Burton’s forthcoming remake of Alice In Wonderland. She also pulled out of Dylan Thomas biopic The Edge of Love, and was replaced by Sienna Miller.

In a recent interview, the actress revealed she’s working on a new movie with Oscar winner Sean Penn.

[From PR-Inside]

I keep waiting for Lindsay to come to her senses, but it never happens. Something tells me this claim that she’ll be working with Sean Penn will go nowhere. If anything, Penn probably just made Lindsay a skeevy promise of “sure, we’ll work together” as a way of getting into her pants.

Here’s Lindsay on Monday. Images thanks to Fame Pictures .

Written by Kaiser

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18 Responses to “Lindsay Lohan’s last film goes straight to cable, then DVD”

  1. photo jojo says:

    She is an addict. Pure and simple. Her entire behavior is that of someone with a serious addiction. Unless and until she can admit that, she won’t get any better. And that’s sad, no matter who we’re talking about.

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  2. Nony says:

    I keep forgetting she’s all of.. what, 22?
    It’s kind of sad that she’s managed to completely mess up a career already. Part of me thinks that it’s nonsense, he career is not over. If someone has real talent, then they’ll always be able to find work, even if they take a few year’s break. But then again does she really have talent? Or did she just roll into things because she was pretty and well-known and there?

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  3. audrey says:

    totally off-topic, but I can not WAIT til you stop running the “How I cured my yellow teeth” ads..
    I always scoll so I don’t have to look at it.. It’s so nasty :(

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  4. wonder woman says:

    Well good thing she is still fairly young. She can always be a high class hooker, since she probably won’t be making any movies (unless X rated)

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  5. wonder woman says:

    I take that back. I meant “high paid” not “high class” hooker

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  6. AlaskaJoey says:

    Did she really lose out on the Alice role, or is she just saying she did?

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  7. Sauronsarmy says:

    I never once thought this bitch was “talented”. Never understood the praise. She played a bitchy teenager in Heather’s remake oh, excuse me, Mean Girls. And a 12 year old in that Parent Trap remake. Wow, what a great actress! Stuff like this couldn’t happen to a better person.

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  8. Sauronsarmy says:

    AlaskaJoey: Thats just some made up crap like the rest of the stuff she says. The role went to an Australian actress named Mia Wasikowska.

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  9. kiki says:

    she peaked at MEAN GIRLS

    she reminds me of teen Cory Feldman who peaked in that movie THE GOONIE’s what if you have told him and her.. enjoy it you are never gonna rise professionally after this movie.
    Lindsay is not that great of an actress she is NO JODIE FOSTER thou Dina think she is. She does however have personality which is gone now because shes an addict and not dependable to do a movie or promote it. That is why Scarlett and Jessica Biel are laughing all the way to the bank.

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  10. ** says:

    Somehow, I don’t think Lindsay needs to be promised anything to sleep with someone. She was probably the one seducing Sean Penn.

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  11. Blondie says:

    Photo and Kiki, I totally agree with your comments.

    She is completely delusional and in no way capable of seeing what she has done to herself.

    Personally I loved her in Freaky Friday, but that was a long time ago….think she may have lost it all.

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  12. neelyo says:

    I’d hate to be staying in the room next to wherever Lohan is right now. You know she’s throwing the tantrum to end all tantrums over this news.

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  13. mike says:

    Meh. Going straight to cable/dvd is no longer the kiss of death it used to be. You can be pretty successful actor and make enough money to afford Hollywood lifestyle just from non-theatrical releases. Unfortunately, having no talent was and still is the kiss of death…

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  14. Susan says:

    She’s very talented imho. But, she’s on dope. It will hit the wall before too much longer. I hope she survives it — physically as well as career wise.

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  15. JLO FROM DA BLOCK says:

    i cant wait to see it. people need to stop acting like its a big deal. seriously stfu and leave her alone.

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  16. boomchakaboom says:

    Sean Penn probably told her something about working together to get her to LEAVE and get out of his face, rather than to get in her pants. I mean, they come off at the drop of a hat. Sex in stairwells at rehab? Hardly someone who needs sweet talk or even a cheeseburger to give it up.

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  17. Heather says:

    does she honestly think shes fooling us walking around with a coke can..my guess is vodka

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  18. Susan says:

    Speaking of Sean Penn — he sure has been “getting around” with the ladies alot lately (Lohan, Natalie Portman).

    What does Robin think of that??? And, she is so gorgeous.

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