Justin Bieber went skateboarding in Santa Monica a few days ago. He didn’t do it for the love of the sport. He didn’t do it at skateboarding park where he wouldn’t attract much attention. Swaggy did it in the middle of a studio parking lot in full view of spectators and the paps. Everyone stood around and looked puzzled, and then he took his shirt off, and people stopped gawking. Funny how that works.

Swaggy stopped by to chat with Ryan Seacrest yesterday. The upcoming Bieber tune title sounds really complicated, so the two men dissected it for Seacrest’s audience. Swaggy claims to be so confused by women, and Seacrest agrees with him. Seacrest is probably humoring his guest, right? Here’s how the magical conversation went:

Swaggy: The title is called “What Do You Mean?”

Seacrest: “What Do You Mean?”

Swaggy: “What Do You Mean?”

Seacrest: “Now, that’s something, that like, when you say that to somebody, like, you don’t understand what they’re saying to you? Right?”

Bieber: Well, like, girls are often like, they’re just flip-floppy. They say something and then they mean something else, you know? So it’s like, I want to, like: “What do you mean?”

Seacrest: Do you find when you ask somebody, a girl, what do you mean, that they tell you what they mean? Or do they still not always tell you what they’re meaning?

Bieber: They don’t always really tell me.

Seacrest: Like you’re supposed to read their mind sometimes.

Bieber: Yeah. I mean, I don’t really know. That’s why I’m asking, “What do you mean?” You know?

[From Ryan Secrest on YouTube]

Swaggy may have meant “flippity-flop” instead of “flip-floppy,” but maybe we simply, like, don’t know what he means. I find it amusing that Swaggy is puzzling over the nature of femininity, and he acts like he’s a well-meaning, good-natured guy. He just wants a girlfriend who won’t yank his chain, you guys. The internet has not forgotten how Swaggy got busted sneaking out of a brothel two years ago. All he really wants is a woman who will be impressed by his money, not some complicated relationship. “What do you mean?” really means, “Treat me like a king and stop demanding to be treated with respect.” You know?

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