Lindsay Lohan in negotiations to star in a topless strip show

I KNOW WHO KILLED ME

We’ve heard a lot about how absolutely committed Lindsay Lohan is to getting her career back on track. I mean after all, she is a serious actress. Her very reputable parents have said over and over again that she’s the greatest actress of our generation. Lohan herself has said she wants to win an Oscar. So what’s the best way for her to start working her way back to success? By showing us her boobies, naturally.

Lindsay is in negotiations to star in a Vegas act called “Peepshow.” It’s currently got the Spice Girls’ Mel B and “Dancing With the Stars” winner and “General Hospital” actress Kelly Monaco in the leads. Monaco is ready to wrap up her gig in the next few months so she can return to the soap, and Lindsay is in serious negotiations to take over Kelly’s role and take off her top.

Word on the street for quite some time has been that newly-single Lindsay Lohan is strapped for cash and unemployed, but it looks as though the 22-year-old may have finally found her forte: starring in a topless show in Sin City. Lohan flew from Los Angeles to Las Vegas on Saturday on the private plane of the producer of Mel B. and Kelly Monaco’s “Peepshow” to attend the grand opening of the sexy striptease production, but made the trip more importantly because she had a meeting scheduled with director and Broadway big-wig, Jerry Mitchell.

“Peepshow” is designed to have rotating leads and according to very close inside sources, Lohan is in official negotiations to take over from Monaco who wants to move on and get back to work on “General Hospital,” however Mel B. reportedly intends to stay on once her three-month contract is finished. “People forget that she (Lohan) is a “triple threat” — she can act and sing and dance,” said our source. “She feels that this would really revitalize her career and give her some serious theater cred.”

The “Mean Girl” was even overheard gushing to Mel B. as they headed to the after-party at Planet Hollywood’s Prive nightclub about how much she loved the provocative production and how much she trusts Mitchell to direct her in an on-stage striptease. “If they make me an offer, and the money’s right, I’ll do it,” Lohan reportedly said.

We’re told the producers are very interested and would be “more than happy” to take the risk of having the “reformed rehabber” come on-board, but apparently it’s a toss between Lohan, Holly Madison and Brooke Burke for the racy role. So if Lohan does get the adults-only gig, she’ll play “Bo Peep,” a timid girl who the Diva (played by Mel B.) guides in her transformation into a confident, sensual woman while surrounded by a slew of semi-naked burlesque beauties.

[From Fox News’ Pop Tarts]

Lohan is also another kind of triple threat: she’s a drinker, a druggie, and a DUI haver. In fact I think that last term sounds like quintessential Lohan grammar. Scary Spice and Lindsay have apparently become good friends, and Mel B is really pulling for her with the producers. It sounds like she’s almost as good as in. While I can’t say I think it’ll help her acting career, I don’t think it’s the worst move ever. It’s not a genius one – working her ass off to get a decent film role would be – but it’s better than shopping for leggings and spray tanner all day.

Pop Tarts also mentioned that Lindsay was making no attempts to act like she was still sober. She was drinking vodka and soda with a splash of cranberry, and didn’t try to hide it. Lindsay Lohan in Vegas, showing her boobs, and drinking too much. Seems like everything’s right in the world, doesn’t it?

Here’s Lindsay combining two of her talents – “acting” and stripping in I Know Who Killed Me.
I KNOW WHO KILLED ME

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  1. Sauronsarmy says:

    Why doesn’t she just give up?

  2. Annie says:

    *shudders*

  3. ash says:

    ugh, now I have to go take a shower…*cringes*.

  4. Blondie says:

    bye bye hollywood film career….hello porn career

  5. kiki says:

    I told you guys that Porn is in her future…..

  6. CandyKay says:

    Yeah, I think everyone thought porn was in her future.

    The sad thing about this is that a healthy Lindsay is actually a very sexy girl. Remember those latter-day Ann Margaret shots she did for Esquire a few years ago? Scorching.

    She’s a pretty, pretty lady when she’s sober.

  7. cherryblossom says:

    Lots of great actresses have shown of their boobs before. Not that Lohan is great, but still.
    Maybe having a job-any job-wijll make her take care of herself more. When she was normal she was not only gorgeous but fairly good at what she did.
    I don’t know what the big deal is…everyone’s already seen her naked anyway.

  8. the original kate says:

    i agree with cherryblossom: why would someone pay to see her stripping? she’s flashed the paparazzi at least a dozen times for free. no-talent skank.

  9. Paul Stanley says:

    She is one ugly stripper.

  10. Amanda says:

    This really is sad. I remember her from the parent trap days– she really has talent, too bad she smoked/drank/snorted away her reputation! Hollywood loves a good comeback story though, just look at Drew Berrymore. If she can do it, so can Lindsay Lohan!

  11. Dolkite says:

    I agree, Amanda…she was very pretty until she started fake tanning (why oh why do redheaded girls with gorgeous pale skin and freckles always want to look like a barbecue-flavored potato chip?) and she also had a lot of talent.

  12. Codzilla says:

    Sauronsarmy: Lol, no kidding.

  13. ChristinaX says:

    The “But it’s not really stripping!” response coming from her is inevitable.

    There are so many fancy names for stripper nowadays. Just because you’re dry humping a pole half nude in Vegas with a bunch of other B-List celebrities doesn’t make you any different from dry humping a pole half nude in Alabama with a bunch of meth heads or broke single moms.

    I’m sorry, but I’m getting really sick of all these female celebrities and rich gals stripping and attaching a fancier sounding name to it to sound “classier”.

  14. ShanWOW says:

    The girl is finally playing to her strengths!

  15. Because I Say So says:

    Ewww! Her parents must be so proud! Actually, knowing them, they will be!

  16. neelyo says:

    This is why I hate Lohan. She’ll do something like this and then in her next interview whine about not being taken seriously as an actress. She’s an idiot.

  17. coocoolechu says:

    i don’t get her. she is a sucky actress. and she looks like a hag now. wrinkly dirty beat up face, emaciated body. ugh. who would want to see that?
    she is washed drunk/drug addict. vegas is the worst possible place for her.

  18. Michelle says:

    Like anyone will pay to see what she’s already whored out for free on numerous occasions. And girlfriend, please. Your good looks have diminished greatly, and long gone is her hot heyday.

    Stick a fork in Ms. Lohan. She’s done.

  19. Evil Overlord says:

    Me thinks this would be the perfect part for my little LiLo!! Getting naked, dancing around a pole, drinking partying and sitting on the laps/peens of drunken slobs with no acting involved…I’d have to say this is where she’s headed anyway if she’s not already there! Just remember where to stuff the dollar bills honey!!

  20. j. ferber says:

    This might not be a bad move on her part. Dita Von Teese is a respected burlesque performer and Catherine Zeta-Jones even won an Oscar for her role as a tawdry dancer in Chicago. If it’s done right, she might make a small success and that may lead to more film roles. Who knows? I do think she needs to start working again and quit the drinking and drugging. Las Vegas is probably not a great place for her sobriety, but neither is Hollywood.

  21. Ggirl says:

    The drugs make her have this hard and empty stare. Her eyebrows scrunch together like she is always pissed. One big dissapointment.

  22. Zoe (The Other One) says:

    Ha ha ha another nail in the coffin of her once promising career. I love watching this woman make mistake after mistake.

  23. Bee says:

    What’s wrong with you guys. I think it was a good move and not a mistake that she went out with Sam Ronson. She seemed to be really happy with her. I don’t know why the haters (Zoe) would want a young girl like her to fail. Hopefully she finds a woman or man who is patient enough to help her get over her problems.

  24. Anoneemouse says:

    Bee – don’t think anyone actually WANTS to see her fail, just come down off that high horse she puts herself on. She’s treated people very badly over the years and had this air of self-entitlement that she definitely should not have. If falling off her high horse makes her bounce back into reality then so be it. Some lessons are harder to learn than others…and some lessons will never be learned at all.

  25. Ironhead says:

    Excellent – I’m heading to Vegas in the Fall. I’ll remember to bring an extra $20 for a hummer.