Suri Cruise is the kind of toddler that’s so cute, she makes child-haters want to have babies. Suri’s done a good job of stealing the attention away from her parents, Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise. Of course she’s got more personality than either of Xenu’s golden children – and unlike her father, when Suri jumps up and down on a couch, it’s cute, not creepy. Apparently others have taken notice, and she’s been offered a modeling gig by the Baby Gap. That would be just about the cutest thing ever.

“Is Tom and Katie’s baby Suri Cruise set to model? There is a buzz already that she was the model for the baby that is on the Downy box. The buzz earlier was this, ‘Look, it’s just an innocent box of Downy fabric softener. But when you look closer, doesn’t the Downy baby kind of look like Suri Cruise?’

”A rep for Downy says no way but it appears that the Baby Gap has noticed according to a report from Life & Style Weekly. But with their trip to Berlin it’s apparent that the adorable tot is starting to get more attention than her parents Tom Cruise and the fabulous Katie Holmes.

“An insider says Baby Gap even asked Tom and Katie if Suri could star in a campaign. So - is baby Suri going Hollywood? No way, the parents have declined the offer.”

[From the National Ledger]

That sucks! I mean, I respect your decision as good parents. I’m sorry, but that little kid is so cute it’s not fair to keep her from the public. People speculate over whether she’s really genetically Tom Cruise’s child (I think she’s starting to look like him in the eyes, so I’m going to say yes) and whether he and Katie really conceived Suri naturally or if she’s a test tube baby. I couldn’t care less, wherever that baby came from, I want to order up half a dozen. If there’s a vial of her sitting in a lab somewhere, I think it should be made available to the general population.

In news that doesn’t make me sound quite so creepy, Tom and Katie took Suri to the Berlin Zoo this weekend. Tom is looking a little better lately (less bloated)… Katie is looking a little worse, but being around Tom Cruise all the time has got to wear on a girl.

Picture note by JayBird: Here’s Suri with Tom and Katie at the Berlin Zoo on August 11th. The beach photos are old, but they’re so cute I had to post them. Images thanks to WENN.