May 21
'09
“Paris Hilton kisses like a ravenous Labrador” afternoon links

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- Not exactly surprising, but we now have photographic evidence that Paris Hilton kisses like a ravenous Labrador [Websters is my Bitch]
- LFO is reuniting - FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY - in NYC. You better be there to enjoy the lyrical genius of the guys who fell for a girl in a green dress on TV [Dlisted]
- Keith Urban looks like he borrowed some fillers from Nicole Kidman [Lainey Gossip]
- LeAnn Rimes Proves She’s Happily Married With Her Giant Ring. Because all it takes to prove “happy marriage” is a diamond [PopEater]
- Lauren Conrad “Happy” Audrina Patridge is Dating Chris Pine [MSN Wonderwall]
- Aubrey “Drake” Graham Breaks Down the Rihanna Rumor: “We are Just Friends” [Bossip]
- Crazy Talk! Attacker of Simon Cowell’s Ex Speaks [Fafarazzi]
- Zach Braff Follows up Garden State By Taking a Dump On Your Chest [Pajiba]
- Katie Holmes Can’t Stop Dancing [I’m Not Obsessed]
- Lady Gaga looking crappier than usual. And that’s really saying something [Celebslam]
- Beyonce’s new video for “Ego.” The theme? Lycra and wiggling boobs [In Case You Didn’t Know]
- NBC is ruining “I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here” [Crazy Days and Nights]
- Rihanna Poses With Pete Wentz in a “who’s got the worst taste in fashion” contest [PopSugar]
- Why won’t Jessica Biel shut up about her looks? [I Don’t Like You In That Way]
- Gisele Bundchen Bikini Pictures [Egotastic]
- 21-year-old Annalynne McCord already looks like a cougar [Hollywood Tuna]

Written by JayBird

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36 Responses to ““Paris Hilton kisses like a ravenous Labrador” afternoon links”

  1. Seriously gross, I just puked a little bit.

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  2. This is an insult to Labradors everywhere.

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  3. Looks like she is going to give him rabies

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  4. Horrifying. Just … ugh.

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  5. the original kate
    the original kate:

    maybe she’s auditioning for a role as a vampire in “new moon”.

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  6. That picture is absolutely terrifying.

    It also made me lose my appetite- maybe I’ll print it out and tape it to my refrigerator as a new diet plan ;)

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  7. where the hells the black edit strip on that thing? omg! bad Celebitch! bad!

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  8. Looks like shes going to lick his face…disgusting

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  9. Does Paris not care that she’s a slut and laughing stock?

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  10. Gross! Gross! Gross!

    I don’t see what her appeal is. They both look like walking STDs

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  11. Wow! That’s majorly disgusting.

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  12. Good GOD what is it?!

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  13. Let this be a lesson to everyone:

    That’s what Hell looks like.

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  14. i seriously cannot reload the page without having the urge to vomit. how utterly disgusting…

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  15. anastasiabeaverhausen
    anastasiabeaverhausen:

    Seriously, I’m trying to lose weight and anytime I look at that….picture, I feel a little queasy. No joke. So I’m really thinking about saving it and looking at it every now and then just to take the edge off my appetite and keep the diet going.

    I looked again. It works VERY well.

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  16. My eyes, my eyes…
    gross to the tenth power!

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  17. Why does Beyonce’s hips look like that?

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  18. EEEUUUWWW! Total grossification. Nasty to the umpteenth power. Get a room.

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  19. Does Paris not care that she’s a slut and laughing stock?
    **********************************************

    Are you kidding? With her money, she doesn’t care about anything.

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  20. This picture should be used when someone is feeling that urge in their throat to vomit but can’t. It’ll work.

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  21. gross!!!how does he put up with her?

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  22. Lady Gaga = walking gimmick.

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  23. Can’t wait until this photo disappears!
    That band she keeps wearing is cutting off the circulation to her pin head brain!!!

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  24. I LOVE the idea of using this photo as a diet tool! One look at this womans “slurping” tongue and I have no appetite!

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  25. I could see why Paris likes him, he looks like Ryan Reynolds, so yummy.

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  26. Maritza wrote: “I could see why Paris likes him, he looks like Ryan Reynolds, so yummy.”

    While I agree he is ‘yummy’ that doesn’t mean she should treat him like kibble and try to eat the poor fella. But Paris isn’t too terribly bright so she may be confused. Brain trusts like her are the reason the instructions on PreperationH include the wording ‘not to be taken orally’.

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  27. It’s a mating ritual to show all the other bitches in heat this male is taken.

    Cheezus, that is revolting!

    Good lord, you don’t just grapple your boyfriend and come at him with your tongue wide out.

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  28. Gross, who kisses like that!

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  29. Ya, but has she had all her shots?

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  30. Hey,whats gone wrong with you guys.. Oops!! I expected something regarding diet.

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