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Jessica Simpson is back to doing what I loved best from her show Newlyweds. Saying silly stuff.
“The first time I went to that orphanage, I was 16. I remember holding this baby who was found in a dumpster. I wanted to adopt him right then and there. I was like, ‘Dad, can I have him for my birthday, please?’”
Love ya Jess.
The other thing she did particularly well was whinge and behave like a brat, and apparently she’s been doing that on the set of her new film Major Movie Star.
A source has said that “Jessica is acting like a spoiled brat, and that She throws tantrums and gripes about the heat. After a week of having to tolerate her, we’re all ready for her to pack her bags and hit the road.”
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Unfortunately, Jessica acting stupid in a film isn’t that great. I know, it should be a winning formula, but it somehow doesn’t make it. Check out this YouTube clip if you don’t believe me. Still, these crazy one liners are the reason we still care about her today.
“Jessica, you want some buffalo wings?”
“Sorry I don’t eat buffalo.”“Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it’s tuna, but it says ‘Chicken by the Sea.’”
“Twenty-three is old. It’s almost 25, which is like almost mid-20s.”
Jessica: “Ooh I love this scent.”
Friend: “What is it?”
Jessica: “Ah…oh, it’s unscented.”
I have got to go and get me some Newlyweds DVDs to watch. I miss Nick and Jessica so much.
I think, if I ever have to live another life, I’d like Jessica’s. Nick Lachey and John Mayer? She’s taken more than her fair share of hot guys. I’d like my slice please.
Written by Helen
Posted in Adoptions, Jessica Simpson
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