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I barely follow anything Katie “Jordan” Price does. It’s not that I hate her or anything, I just don’t really care. She seems a bit gross, a bit classless, and I can’t really discern what purpose she serves. But apparently she’s very, very famous for having a huge enhanced rack, and for… divorcing that gay guy? She also had that E! reality series that made Denise Richards’ “It’s Complicated” look like Shakespeare. And she’s also “written” tons of books, and has a fourth “autobiography” (seriously?) coming out later this year. With three “autobiographies” down the drain, of course the topic arises… will a film be made out of Katie’s exquisite life story? And if that film is made, who would play this goddess known as Jordan? In Katie’s mind, she should be played by Julia Roberts. Katie’s reasoning for this epic casting decision? The hair.
Katie Price would like Julia Roberts to play her in a movie about her life - because they have had similar hairstyles. She said her mind was made up after seeing Roberts’ Oscar-winning performance in the film Erin Brockovich.
Price is releasing her fourth autobiography later this year and is already discussing turning her story into a movie.
“I mentioned that to my management,” she told More! magazine. “I’ve got another autobiography coming out in October, so I suppose it will be after that.”
Asked who would play her in the lead role, she replied: “I’d probably say Julia Roberts - and the reason is, before my career and everything, my hair was really curly. And I saw Erin Brockovich, and thought she’d be good at playing me. And then Pretty Woman…”
The 31-year-old, who recently split from husband Peter Andre, jets off to Los Angeles every three months to touch up her hair extensions.
“Fifteen grand the whole thing costs for my flights and my hair,” she said.
The glamour model aka Jordan also told of plans for a second breast reduction.
She said: “I’m already booked in for when I go back. My boobs are going smaller. I may just get a bit of Botox done too.”
[From The Press Association]
“And then Pretty Woman…” is my favorite part. Because of the irony. Because this woman is a whore. Too harsh? But I’m glad she’s getting her boobs reduced. Her back must be killing her. My boobs are natural, and I think about getting mine reduced all of the time because of my backaches. I also like how Katie talks about how much money it costs for her upkeep. It takes a lot of money to look that trashy!
Julia Roberts is shown on 4/27/09. Credit: PRPhotos. Jordan is shown on 7/23/09 and horseback riding on 7/27/09. Credit: WENN.com
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Julia Roberts, Katie Price
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20 Responses to “Katie Price wants Julia Roberts to play her in a film”
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Katie is right.
Julia Roberts is a vulgar, trashy woman, who lacks class.
That would be only fitting that she would play her in a film. -
Her flights and hair extensions cost FIFTEEN THOUSAND POUNDS?
What?? It is attached by angels and unicorns?
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Hahaha! Just like Dolly Parton once said, “It takes a lot of money to look this cheap!”
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she has no doubt on nothing!
and Julia Roberts is cool! -
Megan Fox would be a better fit. Who is this woman???
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and how much for the family catterpillar ? (two on the eye lids, two where people usually have eye brows)
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It’s not normal for the actor in a biopic to be 11 years older than the personality being profiled. I guess it says a lot about how busted Katie Price is, though.
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Delusional….with a capital D, don’t know her personally and i’m not a psychiatrist but she acts like someone who has a borderline personality or a bipolar disorder ?
I just read her bio on wikipedia and all i can say is WOW, she needs Meryl Streep to play her part, hahaha
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jordan_(Katie_Price)
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She’s only 31? She looks much older.
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lol @ wench
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what is this woman’s problem? she is seriously scaring me … I swear she is 75% plastic parts!
oh and why does she think JRoberts would want to play her in a movie? isn’t julia an a-list actress? what a delusional hag -
I don’t understand how a 31 year old has 4 (!!!!) autobiography’s.
What the hell has she done that needs 4 books to tell about it?
Also, great job trying to save the earth, jetting to LA to get lousy extensions every 3 months.
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She’s the euro-trash version of Megan Fox.
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WTF! Never heard of her until a while ago! Who is she? And Julia Roberts to play her? Really? Really? Pleeeeeease! Delusional!
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She’s a pricktease hooker masquerading as a barbie doll. Basically, UK’s Britney Spears, without the singing or dancing, has a plethora of issues and unfortunately 3 little kids.
I hope she gets help. Destructive narcissism and parenthood do not go together.
Why she dyed her hair black I will never know. It aged her by about 25 years.
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who the F$%# does she this douchebag think she is!!!
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hahahahahahaha she is so weird. do not underestimate her, she can sell everything and britains obviously love her.
But she has some serious problems, bi-polar just is not enough to describe the mental state shes in. -
“Katie Price would like Julia Roberts to play her in a movie about her life - because they have had similar hairstyles”
Obviously a more tits than brains situation here …..
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